When the French mob muscles in on their Italian uncle's pizzeria, Rilley has to fight them off and save the neighborhood | dG1fU25xMV9tWlZ3Q1U
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00:00From the minds of Scott Hillman,
00:04Riley was a non-binary person of peace.
00:07There's going to be some trouble.
00:08Until the mob pushed them too far.
00:11Hey!
00:13Lay off my uncle.
00:14No, no, no, no, no.
00:15I want to see what the little comtesse sees.
00:19I know kung fu.
00:20I think we have a problem.
00:22That means that my fists are lethal weapons I have to register with the cops.
00:28Ta-da!
00:40Ow!
00:41Now they're on a mission to save the street.
00:43Have you tried vigilante justice?
00:45They're fast.
00:47They're smooth.
00:50They know the score.
00:52Like seriously, this is physically impossible.
00:55They get the women.
00:56How about we go home and I excite your genitals?
00:59Okay.
01:00And they don't need the man's certification to kick all kinds of ass.
01:07If you want thrills.
01:11If you want action.
01:13I don't really know how to phrase this, but I...
01:15Then you should call.
01:16I think I need to go get up the mob.
01:17Blue Belt.