Aired (October 27, 2024): Inamin ni Shuvee Entrata na tuwing araw ng mga patay ay hindi nito maiwasan mag-hunting ng mga pogi sa sementeryo
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00:00Episode ng PUSUAN NAYON!
00:07There!
00:08Oh my, this is so exciting!
00:10My friends, we have with us our searcher
00:13who is looking for a date right now!
00:17That's amazing!
00:19But you know, young people these days
00:22go to the cemeteries to pray, right?
00:26But our searcher is so envious
00:29that she wants to find someone to go with her.
00:33Shuvie, before we introduce you,
00:35my question to you is, do you do that too?
00:38Sometimes, I do,
00:39but I like to get candles from the cemeteries.
00:42But of course, that adds to the crush.
00:45You're cute, you should wear nice clothes.
00:47There!
00:48Why do we do that?
00:49It's embarrassing to the dead.
00:50Sometimes, you should wear white clothes
00:51so that they can hide, right?
00:53I do that too.
00:55You're also wearing white.
00:56I go there when it's not even noon,
00:59not even daytime,
01:00I go there early in the morning.
01:01Oh, why?
01:03I'll tell you more about it later.
01:05You should try it.
01:06It's like you're doing it differently.
01:07It's like you're doing it differently.
01:08It's like I know that.
01:09Let's introduce you to our searcher.
01:13Let's make this even longer.
01:15Let's all welcome the beautiful and enchanting
01:18Diwata!
01:22Happy Diwata!
01:24Hello!
01:26Wow, Diwata!
01:29Actually, I have a parisan.
01:31Of course, we know that you have a parisan.
01:33How are you?
01:34After I graduated,
01:36that's the first thing I did.
01:37I opened a parisan.
01:39And actually, I'll be opening here in GMA.
01:41In GMA?
01:42You have a parisan?
01:43That's amazing!
01:44Where will it be built?
01:45On the 7th floor.
01:47Right here in Miranding!
01:50We'll be banking there.
01:52When is the grand opening?
01:54Tomorrow or the day after?
01:55Tomorrow or the day after.
01:56Let's guess.
01:58So, let's start with the parisan.
02:00We want to know, what are the qualities,
02:02give us three qualities,
02:04that you're looking for in someone you want to date.
02:09Of course, he's kind.
02:10Kind.
02:12Second?
02:13I like someone who smells good.
02:15Smells good!
02:18Third?
02:19He's smart.
02:20Smart!
02:22This is a short mold.
02:23This is what he likes.
02:24The standard is a bit high.
02:26He's smart.
02:28Smart people are handsome.
02:30But you're lucky,
02:31because our kids are smart.
02:33Let's look at it.
02:34Look at it.
02:35You can see it right away.
02:37It's better if you go there, Shuvie.
02:39Right away.
02:40So, you'll know how smart they are.
02:44Okay, Shuvie.
02:45Since you're there,
02:47I want to go there.
02:48You put it there.
02:49Yes, I want this job.
02:51I want to do this.
02:52They're trying to describe each other, my friend.
02:54These are the qualities,
02:55I'll start with number one.
02:58He's kind of,
02:59Oh my!
03:00You'll be happy here.
03:02Delicious.
03:03Just kidding.
03:04He's delicious.
03:05He's delicious.
03:06It's like he's good at cooking.
03:07He's like that.
03:08He's like that.
03:09She knows.
03:10It's like Shuvie's witchcraft.
03:12No, he's handsome.
03:13He's handsome.
03:14But number two,
03:15he's different.
03:17He's more delicious.
03:18What is it?
03:19He's more delicious.
03:20He's more delicious.
03:21He's more delicious.
03:22He's like,
03:23he's fleshy.
03:25Fleshy.
03:26Fleshy.
03:27But the flesh is hard.
03:28Yes.
03:29Do you get it?
03:30We have a question for you, Shuvie.
03:31Yes.
03:32This is number three.
03:33He's like,
03:34he's fond of snuffling.
03:35He's fond of snuffling.
03:36You'll see later,
03:37what is it?
03:38Diwata.
03:39You know,
03:40he's fond of snuffling.
03:41I think he's fond of milk when he was a kid.
03:43Oh, I wish.
03:44He's like that.
03:46You, Shuvie,
03:47do you drink milk when you were a kid?
03:49I don't anymore.
03:50That's why I didn't grow up.
03:51Now that you're old,
03:52do you drink milk?
03:54Chocolate.
03:55Oh, chocolate.
03:57Do you like milk?
03:59If I love it.
04:02Hey!
04:03Milk is expensive now.
04:04Don't do that.
04:06It's expensive.
04:07He's different.
04:08I told you.
04:09Wow, he's cleaning.
04:12Shuvie, are you ready, boys?
04:13Are you ready, boys?
04:14Let's do an awu.
04:16Awu!
04:17I want it twice.
04:18Awu!
04:19Awu!
04:20Awu!
04:21Awu!
04:22He's joining the fraternity.
04:26Their mood is so deep.
04:28Let's go, Shuvie.
04:29Let's start with
04:31number one.
04:35Please introduce yourself.
04:37Hi, Diwata.
04:38Hi!
04:40I'm Cowboy.
04:42Oh, Cowboy.
04:43Cowboy.
04:44Cowboy.
04:45And
04:46Diwata,
04:47I have a pick-up line for you.
04:49Okay.
04:50What is it?
04:51Are you a cowboy?
04:52Why?
04:53Because
04:54you're the only one
04:55who's lacking
04:56in my boyhood.
04:57Oh!
05:00Wow!
05:01Cowboy!
05:02We also have a pick-up line for you.
05:04Okay.
05:05Cowboy!
05:06Yes, ma'am?
05:07I hope we're your cowgirl.
05:10Why?
05:11So we can have a cow-cow.
05:15Oh!
05:17Here's Hong.
05:18Number two.
05:20Hi, Diwata.
05:21I'm Ken.
05:22I feel like you're the Barbie
05:23that I've been looking for.
05:25Hi, Barbie doll.
05:27Why?
05:29Pick-up lines, right?
05:30Yes.
05:31Is that okay?
05:32Yes.
05:33Pick-up lines.
05:35Oh, he forgot.
05:36We thought that was a pick-up line.
05:38He forgot.
05:39Sorry, I can't think of anything but you.
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:44I didn't expect that.
05:45Wow!
05:47You're so good.
05:50I was so scared that you forgot.
05:51Diwata was impressed.
05:53Thank you, thank you, thank you.
05:54Wow!
05:57I like how he's thinking
05:58even though you can't see him.
05:59Who are you?
06:00Here's Hong.
06:01Number three.
06:05Hi, Diwata.
06:07Hi.
06:08I'm Edward.
06:10I have a pick-up line for you.
06:12What is it?
06:13I feel like you're also a vampire.
06:16Hey!
06:17Huh? Why?
06:18Because when you're close to me
06:20or I'm close to you,
06:22my heart beats fast.
06:28Oh!
06:29You thought that was a pick-up line?
06:31Oh!
06:32Ian is making a video.
06:33You thought that was a pick-up line?
06:36Yes, I was nervous about you.
06:38But,
06:39I was nervous too.
06:40Did Diwata make you nervous?
06:42Yes, he did.
06:43He's really different from number two.
06:46You'll see him later
06:48when you see each other.
06:50There.
06:51It's beating fast.
06:52But, thank you, Shuvie.
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