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In the near future, a pregnant teenager discovers a compound that turns coercive natalists into giant fetus monsters. Af | dG1fLWZJR3hPeDY3ZWs
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00:00Are you sure this is going to work?
00:15Of course I'm not sure!
00:18Would you be sure if a scientifically dubious serum that somehow knows which psychos force
00:22someone to keep a pregnancy and turns them into giant fetuses?
00:25It's the most deranged plan I've ever had!
00:28I guess we can play with the hormones!
00:29Don't you dare play with my hormones!
00:30I'll give you some hormones.
00:50You didn't.
00:51Come on, it was therapeutic!
00:53No way it worked.
00:54You were a state science fair champion 2040, 2041, and 2042.
00:59That's different.
01:00That was worms.
01:04Pregnancy is horrible.
01:06Yeah, your mom hated it too.
01:07Well, at least she had a choice back then.
01:10Abortion was still legal in some states, right?
01:12Yeah, but she wanted you.
01:14Would she have wanted me if she knew it would kill her?
01:18It's better this way.
01:20Believe me, little girl.
01:23We're living in the glory days now.
01:24I swear, if he's not gone by now...
01:26I'm working on it.
01:31Happy night full of pissing, sweetheart.
01:33Mmm, off to dream of a world with no Uncle Bobbies.
01:42I had a dream that it worked.
01:44It won't, but it did make me a tiny fraction less angry at the world.
01:48Worth it.
01:49Oh my god, holy shit.
02:09It's all compulsory childbirth freaks.
02:11This is so good.
02:13Hi, Jackson.
02:14Remember me?
02:15Exactly what he deserves.
02:16Did you come up with a way to turn them back?
02:17Oh, no.
02:18No, no, no, no, no.
02:19Please, not now.
02:20Dad, they're three minutes apart!
02:21Dad!
02:22Dad!
02:23Dad!
02:24Dad!
02:25Dad!
02:26Dad!
02:27Dad!
02:28Dad!
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02:42Dad!
02:43Dad!
02:44It's heart!
02:45Dad?
02:46I just got to grab the padsickles.
02:52It wouldn't have been the eviction method I would have chosen, but...
03:09Yeah
03:39You

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