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A radio DJ makes fun of, and ultimately falls for, a fading pop star in this romantic comedy. | dG1fOG1DUUNYZDhKeUE
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00:00You know, 6,000 people bought the Velvet Underground's first album, but they all became good musicians?
00:08I think your show's like that.
00:09Until the next time you hear from me, here's a little something to keep stuck in your head.
00:14I hate the Velvet Underground.
00:15You hate the Velvet Underground?
00:17The most overrated pseudo-artist of all time.
00:20Oh, come on.
00:21Yeah.
00:22Uh-uh.
00:23Yeah, uh-uh.
00:24I guess singers should never really say they're retiring, just in case they run out of money
00:29and decide to trade on their name again.
00:31But frankly, it feels kind of nice to not have my next two years planned out for once.
00:37Okay, moving right along.
00:39For the record, I've been studying April Simon all week, and she has never screwed Kanye.
00:44You know what?
00:45April Simon, even in the realm of bubblegum pop, she's like that old guy on Halloween,
00:49gives you an orange.
00:50Come on.
00:51Dental floss.
00:52What was that all about?
00:57Was actually April Simon.
00:59Huh.
01:00Yeah, I just insulted someone who was actually listening to my show, and it was somebody
01:04rich and famous and powerful.
01:06You make her sound like Stalin.
01:08What happened on the show earlier?
01:09April Simon was listening to the show, and Mike made fun of her, and she emailed him
01:13to ask him out.
01:15Did you get hit on by any pop stars today, or was that just me?
01:18April?
01:19Hey.
01:20Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
01:21I totally know what you look like.
01:23I feel like I haven't just sat in a park in forever.
01:28I've never really dived in like this.
01:30So how do you like it so far?
01:32Yay for bone jumping.
01:33Oh God, you're one of those.
01:35What, dude?
01:36Yeah, those.
01:40I doubt anyone else could possibly put up with you.
01:44So, who's the lucky girl?
01:48It's okay, I'm dating her.
01:51You're lucky to be in the game right now.
01:53You walk away, you lose the opportunities you have.
01:56Now, is that something you're going to regret looking back a few years down the road?
02:00Look, the end of my career is not as easy for me to commit to as it is for you.
02:15That's what we can do.
02:21Hey.
02:22Huh?

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