St. Denis Medical Series Trailer - official trailer HD
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00:00What is it that I always say? What's the most infectious thing in a hospital?
00:04C-diff?
00:05I think it's pneumonia.
00:06No, you guys, the most infectious thing in a hospital is a smile.
00:11I've never heard you say that before.
00:13I say it all the time.
00:15St. Denis Medical is about an underfunded hospital in Central Oregon.
00:20You're gonna have to practice medicine the way they did before computers were invented, okay?
00:24Ron, you know about that, right?
00:26Yeah, we used to drill holes in patients' heads to release evil spirits.
00:30But hey, that's the 80s for you.
00:31He's like, you know, the old evil giant.
00:34And you go, you must have loved once in your life.
00:37Were you always an ogre?
00:38And you're like, that's kind of what he is.
00:43You okay?
00:44Yeah, I was just dry humping the desk and imagining it was a Montana nurse.
00:48Cool.
00:49What really drew me to St. Denis was the idea of getting to talk to camera, honestly.
00:55That just seemed like so much fun.
00:56Not that I'm saying, I told you so.
00:59I would never.
01:02I mean, I did say that earlier, but, you know, who cares?
01:05Feels like Workplace docuseries in The Office, Parks and Rec.
01:08People love those shows, and so I'm hoping we can kind of join those ranks.
01:13Uh, who's the schmuck?
01:16Oh, sorry, I'm Matthew, everybody.
01:18I'm the new, is schmuck the floor nurse?
01:21Well, I'm the new schmuck.
01:23He seems dumb.
01:25He seems kind of new to medicine, and also sometimes new to being a part of society.
01:31I know you won't listen to me, but maybe you'll listen to my old pal, Melissa Etheridge.
01:35Hello?
01:37Matt!
01:37Oh, God.
01:38I've been trying to play it cool, but I can't believe that I get to work with these people.
01:43She says you can't start until her cross is here.
01:45I brought my Aunt Maria's cross.
01:47You can just give it to me.
01:49Mother f***er.
01:50I couldn't be happier to be back on NBC and to be with old friends.
01:55No more sex at work.
01:57Come on!
01:59How is there a question?
02:00She's really fun, and obviously I'm very fun, if you couldn't tell.
02:04You can't just be like, hey bro, wanna f*** in 12 minutes?
02:07What?
02:08No!
02:09I'm sorry, but hospitals are hilarious.
02:13Finally, a white f***ing doctor.
02:15Nope, nope, do not use that.
02:17And the fact that it's not supposed to happen is what makes it even funnier.
02:20It's like laughing in church.
02:21St. Dennis Regional Medical!
02:25St. Dennis Regional Medical!
02:28No!