• 22 hours ago
A woman in Boulder dates 3 men. She tries to identify the f*ckboy, potential husband, and a killer called Swipe Right terrorizing the city who wants to murder her.
Transcript
00:00Okay, okay, okay, here we go.
00:01Yay!
00:02We love you!
00:05Maybe it's time that you get back out there.
00:06Get on the app.
00:07Not with all this serial killer shit happening.
00:09Oh my God, have you been listening to Mark My Murder?
00:12Oh my God, yes, I cannot wait for the next episode.
00:14That probably means somebody dies.
00:16Is that too dark?
00:17Yeah, completely, but I'm right there with you.
00:20Ooh, this is a lot of dudes.
00:23Kyle is marriage material.
00:25And Mitch is sex material.
00:27I'll take it.
00:28Does that make Norman kill material?
00:30Huh, that's not weird at all.
00:32Hey, hey, hey, everybody!
00:33She's in a Elf-Marry kill right now!
00:35That's the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me in my life.
00:37Woo!
00:39Welcome to Mark My Murder!
00:42The Swipe Right Killer.
00:43He's out there, listeners.
00:45There's been another murder.
00:46What?
00:46All the victims all went on dates from apps.
00:48Any of these guys could legit be Swipe Right and kill you.
00:51Okay, I'm going to prove none of them are the killer.
00:55How?
00:56Why don't we follow them?
00:57Yes!
00:58Hurry!
01:03Oh, no.
01:04That is a torso if I ever saw one.
01:06I think I'm dating the killer.
01:10So, cops are saying he might have a background in forensic science.
01:13I'm doing night classes in forensics.
01:15Oh.
01:16Okay, that is sketch.
01:18Yeah.
01:19He also appears to enjoy a nice rosé.
01:22Empty bottles have been found inside each victim's home.
01:24What do you think?
01:25We'll just split a bottle of rosé.
01:27Yeah?
01:28Mm-hmm.
01:30A partial shoe print was left, size 10.
01:32We are going to Cinderella this bitch.
01:35This dude is leaving behind no fingerprints.
01:38Do you not have fingerprints?
01:39All of the victims, they were dating multiple people.
01:41Serial killers are always going to die next door types.
01:46I mean, except for Ted Bundy.
01:47He could get it.
01:48Ted Bundy could get it.
01:52This podcast has got all these chicks thinking their online dates are murderers.
01:55Anyway, what can I do for you?
01:56Yeah.

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