• 11 hours ago
Two college freshmen pull a "Turkey Dump" and break up with their high school sweethearts over "Drunksgiving" - the one chaotic night before Thanksgiving in their hometown that puts their codependent friendship to the test.
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00:00Can you guys go to that thing at Tyler's later?
00:03Your roommate, Tyler?
00:04Got a drink in his room?
00:05Got drinks in the room where I live.
00:08Yeah, I feel like we'll probably hit that up.
00:13Let's go make some memories.
00:17Hi.
00:18I have a girlfriend.
00:20Well, your guys are sexy.
00:22Meet any cute guys here?
00:23No, I'm still with my boyfriend back home.
00:24I stayed with my high school boyfriend in college as well.
00:26Oh, really?
00:27He immediately cheated on me.
00:29So, I registered him as a sex offender.
00:31Oh.
00:33His relationship should have been left in the high school.
00:35We knew it would be like this when we decided to stay with Simon and Claire.
00:39Yeah?
00:40Baby, you like that?
00:41I want you to come for me right now.
00:42Where do you want me to come?
00:43Wait, your shoe?
00:44Okay, I'm coming in your shoe.
00:46Did you come too?
00:48What's going on?
00:49Did you cheat on me?
00:50As your best friend, you need boundaries.
00:52She's suffocating you.
00:53Stand up for yourself.
00:54Whenever I try and do that, Claire says I'm being toxic.
00:57So...
01:00I think we need to break up with him.
01:02In person over Thanksgiving break.
01:03And then we'll have the rest of college to have fun and have sex.
01:07With other people and strangers.
01:09Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, I get it.
01:11We need to have sex with them.
01:14We should practice what we're going to say beforehand.
01:16You know how much I wanted this to work.
01:18Can I help you?
01:19You think these are soundproof seats?
01:20Oh, baby, I really want you in my life.
01:22But not as bad as I want to get fingered at a frat party.
01:25Hey, Palmer.
01:26Uh, hi.
01:27I am planning to host a petite soiree the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
01:30We need your help.
01:31We're breaking up with Simon and Claire.
01:33Drama? At the petite soiree?
01:38We have bigger problems right now.
01:39We're about to run into everyone we've ever met.
01:41Take a picture with me.
01:43Who's Jet aiming?
01:44It means I love you.
01:46What?
01:47Go away.
01:55You think Claire's right?
01:56How it's weird that we're so close?
01:58We're best friends.
02:01Right? Comedian.
02:04Uh, good night.
02:05And happy Thanksgiving.
02:07We should definitely touch base moving forward.
02:10Hi.
02:11Oh, he's unwell.
02:17What's going on?
02:18It's the incendiary to Turkey.
02:19A group of straight guys with a common goal is cheating.
02:22A group of straight guys with a common goal is genuinely terrifying.
02:26Hey, Kurt.
02:28Holy shit. Never mind. Thank you.

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