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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives in Atlanta today.
00:00:08What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:13Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:18If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:22Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:25What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:00:30And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:35All right, everybody get out!
00:00:38We got an important guest coming!
00:00:42You!
00:00:47You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:00:49I paid the stall fee already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:00:56You want to say that again?
00:01:01You know who's visiting today?
00:01:03Ellen freakin' Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:06Ellen Musk?
00:01:08Of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:10Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:14Really?
00:01:16Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?
00:01:21You don't think that she could...
00:01:23You coming to see me?
00:01:27Coming to see you?
00:01:29All right, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:32If she does this so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:38Deal.
00:01:47Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:52You're fired.
00:02:11Prepare the limo.
00:02:13This cart requires us immediately.
00:02:21Your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:23Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:26Five.
00:02:27Four.
00:02:30Three.
00:02:33Two.
00:02:35One.
00:02:38Ellen, uh, I mean, Ms. Musk, uh, Ellen, uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:47How's my boss bitch?
00:02:49Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:51So how do you, like...
00:02:54She's my boss.
00:02:56Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:01No way.
00:03:05Well?
00:03:10No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:12No, I won't do it again.
00:03:16All right, that's enough.
00:03:18We're not tyrants here.
00:03:26Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:34You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36My runaway pride.
00:03:39Made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:43Who are you?
00:03:47Where is she?
00:03:48Atlanta.
00:03:49And you were right.
00:03:50It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:52My clever pride.
00:03:54I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:01Max, prep the jet.
00:04:03I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:09Dr. Wilson, Kevin Sterling's on the move.
00:04:11He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:13Atlanta?
00:04:14The game is afoot.
00:04:15I'm going.
00:04:16Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:19He can wait.
00:04:20I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:25Dr. Wilson!
00:04:32General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:35Douglas Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:38Atlanta!
00:04:40Where is that?
00:04:42Whatever.
00:04:43Prepare my warplanes.
00:04:44Those two are going after my fiancee.
00:04:47This is war.
00:05:01I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:08Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:10This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:13That project is worth billions.
00:05:15He can finally take his company public.
00:05:17But Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:27Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:32Well, three years ago...
00:05:55You saved me.
00:06:00He saved me and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:04I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:10But now with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:18So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:21I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:26But why work at the flea market?
00:06:28Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:32Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:37Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:41You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:47Where the hell are you?
00:06:49Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:52Get home, stat.
00:06:54It's a big day today.
00:06:57That was...
00:06:58My mother-in-law, Carol.
00:07:01She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower class family.
00:07:04But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:10You know, she even remembered our 30 year anniversary.
00:07:18Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:22Hi, I'm home.
00:07:24I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:26Finally, you're back.
00:07:28Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:31Divorce papers?
00:07:34Is this some sort of misunderstanding, mom?
00:07:38God, don't call me mom again.
00:07:41We're ending that relationship.
00:07:43Just look at you.
00:07:44Dirt all over.
00:07:46You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:48You don't deserve my son.
00:07:50You're way below his league.
00:07:53I'm below his league?
00:07:55That's right.
00:07:56You are.
00:07:58Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk.
00:08:04And then his company's going public.
00:08:07That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:09But you, you're still just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:08:15Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:17And you, you will always just be a pawn.
00:08:22Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:27Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:29But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:33You're delusional.
00:08:34You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:37How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:43Lying to lie is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:46And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:54You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:08:59Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:02Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:04Enough!
00:09:06Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:10But I am.
00:09:11Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:13Here's 500K.
00:09:15You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:19Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:22Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:26I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:31Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:34Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Here's another 200,000.
00:09:40500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:43She's done nothing.
00:09:45Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:48She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:51Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:09:55I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:09:59You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:04And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:08A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:12What a joke.
00:10:13If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:19And leave!
00:10:22You really think that Jared would have gotten that Maple Plaza bid without me?
00:10:27Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:29I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:33Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:39It's all my work!
00:10:43Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:51You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:10:56So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:00She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:04Fine.
00:11:05I'll sign it.
00:11:08But don't regret it.
00:11:11Regret?
00:11:13Do you know who I am?
00:11:15Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:19I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:23Jared winning the bid on Maple Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:28Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.
00:11:32It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:36You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:40Social stratum matters.
00:11:42Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:46And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:49And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:11:54Ha! You're delusional!
00:11:57Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:03You owe me.
00:12:05You dirty bitch. You're sick of me.
00:12:14Can you hear me?
00:12:18Now sign the papers, take a track, and get the fuck out!
00:12:36I don't need your penny money.
00:12:40We're finished.
00:12:42You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:45Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:48But I would like my ring back.
00:13:00Have fun on your economy flight
00:13:03while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:11And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:18Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:22It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:25Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:28Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:30You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:36Congrats, Jared Boo Boo. I'm getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:41Oh! My dad says there's going to be a secret Big Shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:48Bigger Big Shot than Ellen Musk?
00:13:51Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:13:55Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:14Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:20Vanderbilt?
00:14:21Yeah. He's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically our employee.
00:14:25Oh, okay. I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:28You're still going to the summit tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:32That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:36Dad.
00:14:55Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:15:00Who is he?
00:15:02That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:05He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:11Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:14And he's your fiancé.
00:15:17What? My fiancé?
00:15:21The one and only.
00:15:23So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:29have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:32Babe.
00:15:40That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:46What is she doing here?
00:15:51You skank. My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:15:58Divorced?
00:16:00That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be, mister...
00:16:06Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:10So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:13Guess she's not just a forsaken woman. She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:21How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:24Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:27Do you know who I am?
00:16:30They don't know who you are.
00:16:33You hide it well.
00:16:35X-Team! Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:39Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:45Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:49You forgot to bring the security team.
00:16:57Mind if I, uh, borrow your men?
00:17:00Oh, hell no.
00:17:04Chelsea's Ill-Mannered Ex, out!
00:17:06Boo! You bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:17A kiss has a reward, my lady.
00:17:20No.
00:17:28The guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:31You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:36Gentlemen. Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:39Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:41Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution. What an honor.
00:17:45I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:48That's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:50Congrats. You'll be next.
00:17:52Thank you. But we haven't received the contract yet, but we deserve it.
00:17:56Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:17:59Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:02So, thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:06Thank you, Mr. Manville.
00:18:08Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:12Yes. I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:17Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:20Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:29I'll do my best.
00:18:35Excuse me. A second, gentlemen.
00:18:38What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:43How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:46Me? A hobo?
00:18:48How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:51You sleep your way in?
00:18:52I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:18:55Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:18:58Don't lie to yourself.
00:19:03This is your ex-husband?
00:19:07What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:09Who the hell is this?
00:19:11You were cheating on me?
00:19:16Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:20That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:25They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:29You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee.
00:19:34Get your hands off her!
00:19:40But I hate you!
00:19:46You'll pay with your life!
00:19:49You're dead meat, kiddo.
00:19:54You will pay with your life.
00:19:58My lady.
00:20:12My queen.
00:20:23It's...
00:20:25It's him!
00:20:27He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday!
00:20:30Who are these peasants?
00:20:32These seats are reserved for THE Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:20:37Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:40You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:44Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:45That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:47You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:50His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:20:54This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:20:58Vanderbilt.
00:21:00The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:04who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:09That the Lee Vanderbilt family?
00:21:18Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:21:24Whatever. Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:40How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:43I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:49I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:53And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:21:57Not with me around.
00:21:58I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:04You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:09You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:11We've had enough of your games.
00:22:13Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:17Looks like the Home Guard's teaming up against you.
00:22:20Don't worry. You got your money.
00:22:25I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:28Yes, my queen.
00:22:30You're all despicable.
00:22:33An insult to your family names.
00:22:37Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:41Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:43Cut off all business ties.
00:22:45And if you don't,
00:22:48I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:22:53I knew it.
00:22:54You're here to fuck with me.
00:22:56You can't fool anyone here.
00:22:58How much money did you spend on that get-up and to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:02You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:06You have nothing and you will always be nothing.
00:23:11She's a gold digger.
00:23:14Gold digger.
00:23:15Gigolo.
00:23:17Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:20Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:22Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:25They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:28Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:30She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:33Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef!
00:23:35Security!
00:23:40Security!
00:23:42You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:45And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:48You!
00:23:50Insolent fools.
00:23:52Let me guess, you're that special guest?
00:23:56I don't know.
00:23:58Throw them out!
00:23:59And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:08Back down, Max.
00:24:11I got this.
00:24:41What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:43I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:45No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:48Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:24:59Angela!
00:25:01Don't hurt her!
00:25:02You bitch.
00:25:03I've always been sick of you.
00:25:04You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:06How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:08Boss?
00:25:09Did she say her boss?
00:25:11Miss Musk?
00:25:12That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:14That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:16My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:20Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:23Past the American Revolution?
00:25:25Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:27If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is.
00:25:30That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:32She's royalty.
00:25:33And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:37What the hell did you do?
00:25:38Kneel before me!
00:25:40Oh, your majesty.
00:25:43Welcome to the United States.
00:25:46We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:25:49Yes, your highness.
00:25:51Is it queen or princess?
00:25:53It doesn't matter.
00:25:55My queen, please forgive our infamy.
00:25:58Oh yes, we didn't mean to offend.
00:26:01What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:03Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:06Your highness!
00:26:16What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:19She's a badass herself.
00:26:36He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:38You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:43Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:46No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:26:47I worked hard for everything.
00:26:49You worked for everything?
00:26:58So, our 30th anniversary is coming up and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:03I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:05I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project.
00:27:08And if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:18You were nothing before me.
00:27:21All your achievements, all your glory, that's all mine.
00:27:26Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:29I can take all of that away.
00:27:32Just like that.
00:27:34No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:36That's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:39Oh, and this antique wedding ring.
00:27:43Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:45I forgot to tell you.
00:27:46It was Queen Victoria's and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:27:56Oh, no.
00:27:58I gave you back the ring.
00:28:00I divorced a royal heiress.
00:28:02No, no, please, no.
00:28:05No, please take me back, Kennedy.
00:28:07I still love you.
00:28:10Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:13No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:22God, these two again.
00:28:24Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:27President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:29After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:31each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:34the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:36The highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:38Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:40Sorry I'm late, babe.
00:28:41I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:43Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:49And that there is, that is the legendary Voyaging's Dr. Wilson.
00:28:55He's Dr. House's protege.
00:28:57Dr. House?
00:28:58I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:00Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:02Yep, that's me.
00:29:03Son of James House.
00:29:05Dr. House?
00:29:06He's practically my uncle.
00:29:08I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:11So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands
00:29:15for the last 14 years.
00:29:17And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:25Hey, Ellen.
00:29:26Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:29Ah, they're all your fiancées.
00:29:32What?
00:29:33Fiancées?
00:29:37Fiancées?
00:29:38Plural?
00:29:40Watch it, nurse.
00:29:41I'm her fiancée.
00:29:43No, I'm her fiancée.
00:29:44You can both shut up.
00:29:46I'm her fiancée.
00:29:47It's you.
00:29:48It's me.
00:29:49Who the hell is he?
00:29:50I'm Spider-Man.
00:29:53How are all three of these men my fiancée?
00:29:58Your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:01but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:05She has three badass fiancées and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:12Whatever.
00:30:13Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:18Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:23At your service.
00:30:25Me too.
00:30:29Oh!
00:30:31One down, two more to go.
00:30:33She's become queen.
00:30:34Bishop to G4.
00:30:39Ow! Ow! Ow! What is that?
00:30:43The most German-festive water in the Nile River.
00:30:49Rook to A8.
00:30:55Hello?
00:30:59I thought I was king.
00:31:00No, you wish.
00:31:01The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:03So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:05Oh, fine.
00:31:10Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:17I...
00:31:19I've been bankrupt!
00:31:21No!
00:31:28I've been bankrupt! No!
00:31:31I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:35Well, guess what? Game over.
00:31:37Alright, boys. Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:41Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:43I'm right with you.
00:31:46Wait for me.
00:31:47Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:31:58Angela!
00:32:01You already have three fiancées?
00:32:04You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:06I want compensation.
00:32:11You greedy SOB.
00:32:13Who the fuck is that?
00:32:14My ex-husband.
00:32:16Wait, you were married?
00:32:18Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:23More for me. No, no, of course not. Just...
00:32:26Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:28Don't steal my joke. I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:32All evidence of your past with him is gone.
00:32:35What? Is there something on my face?
00:32:37Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.
00:32:40Let's remarry.
00:32:42Let's remarry.
00:32:44You still don't realize.
00:32:47I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:32:57I love you.
00:33:18Sir, it's an emergency. We need to wreck right away.
00:33:21Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:25Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:29She should be okay now.
00:33:34Hey, you! Watch over her. I'll be right back.
00:33:46You saved me.
00:33:50Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:33:54Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:33:57You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:02And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:06I fucking hate you.
00:34:09The Lady Lockhart.
00:34:11God, what now?
00:34:13Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:18but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:22How about us three?
00:34:23Yes, I'd like that scumbag. We won't turn on you.
00:34:27Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:30But...
00:34:32This is your fault, you doofus. We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:34:36No. No.
00:34:39We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:34:43I'll get you for this.
00:34:53I never should have listened to you. I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:10So, what's the situation here?
00:35:13I don't want to marry you.
00:35:16I don't want to marry you.
00:35:20Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:24and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:27But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:34Much longer.
00:35:38Angela, your parents would like to see you.
00:35:42Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:35:51My lovely princess, how are you?
00:35:54Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:35:56The views here are absolutely stunning. Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:01I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:09I can't call his name, but anyway, congratulations.
00:36:13I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:18You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:36:22Let me do it.
00:36:24You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:27Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:30Mom?
00:36:32All right, honey, that's it.
00:36:34Bye.
00:36:39So, who are you going to choose?
00:36:43Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:36:48Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:36:54That seems greedy.
00:37:01But I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:06Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives, too.
00:37:10I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:15Well, okay, no murder, please. I was just kidding.
00:37:20You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:23Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:26I know. We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:30Welcome to the show, The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:34Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:39What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:42You'll see.
00:37:51Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Cockroaches!
00:37:54All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:37:57And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:02What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:18Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:21It's up to the final two.
00:38:27Ooh!
00:38:34Ooh!
00:38:45Crunchy.
00:38:47That is sick cold.
00:38:49Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:38:55There are two more left. Want to try one?
00:38:57God, no! No!
00:39:00Oh, my God! Save me!
00:39:02What? Save you? You're going to save me!
00:39:05Aah!
00:39:07I'm a German folk doctor. These hands can't get germs on them. They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:18Ooh!
00:39:24Ooh!
00:39:28Thank God you're here.
00:39:32Are you all right, honey?
00:39:34Angela!
00:39:38All right, you won the first challenge, so you're a reward.
00:39:41You get to watch over her for the night. Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:39:46I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
00:39:54Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:39:58At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:00I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:04The cockroaches!
00:40:05They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:07There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:10I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:18I need a drink.
00:40:25Whoa, easy! You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:29Oh, why do you care?
00:40:32I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:37You guys were right. I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:42You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:40:48He never even loved me, and I gave up my entire career for him.
00:40:54Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:02You may not be number one on the Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in.
00:41:08What?
00:41:12You're number one here.
00:41:15You're number one here.
00:41:22You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:25Lies.
00:41:28You all just want something from me.
00:41:35Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:40But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:41:46I'm the richest man in the nation. I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:41:55I just need you.
00:41:59I'll prove my love to you within six days. I promise.
00:42:11Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:16Angela, you're drunk.
00:42:19I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:23Okay.
00:42:29But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:32Oh, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:42:41Come on.
00:42:46If this is what you want.
00:43:11Nine inch penis.
00:43:14Morning to you too.
00:43:16You sure you weren't drunk last night?
00:43:19A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her.
00:43:25Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:28But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:31Because then they would...
00:43:33Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:35Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:38I won the first challenge.
00:43:40And according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:43:45Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:43:51You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:43:55No.
00:43:58Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:02I won't tell.
00:44:05But only on one condition.
00:44:08You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:11Fine.
00:44:15I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:18You never noticed me.
00:44:24You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:30It's only 7 a.m.
00:44:32I'll be back.
00:44:34I hope no one sees you.
00:44:37It's only 7 a.m. She's still sleeping.
00:44:40I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:41Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:44:47Morning, gentlemen. Or shall I say roughmen?
00:44:51Oh, don't mind him.
00:44:53What's up, guys?
00:44:55We're ready for the second challenge.
00:44:57No cockroaches this time.
00:44:59Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:02This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:04I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:06The second challenge is...
00:45:08The second challenge is...
00:45:10a date.
00:45:11Elaine, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:13A date?
00:45:15That's it.
00:45:16What's the catch?
00:45:17No catch.
00:45:18Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:21As simple as that.
00:45:22I know what I want to do.
00:45:23Let's start with me first.
00:45:24Okay, who's up first?
00:45:26Me.
00:45:27Save the best for last.
00:45:29Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:31Then it's decided.
00:45:36Please don't take my BMW away.
00:45:39Too bad.
00:45:40You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:45:42I have nothing left.
00:45:53It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:45:58It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:02It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:08General Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:10At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:12This is my lieutenant.
00:46:13He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:15Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:17He's so serious.
00:46:18But hang on.
00:46:20Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:23Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date
00:46:26so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:28Guns, like murder weapons?
00:46:30Yes.
00:46:32Murder weapons.
00:46:52You like my guns, babe?
00:46:54Pretty rock hard.
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:57Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:46:59Lieutenant, come close.
00:47:02Wait.
00:47:03You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:05He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:06Fighting back would be treason, ma'am.
00:47:08Treason?
00:47:09You guys are way too serious.
00:47:12Look, you rock hard bitch.
00:47:13I caught you.
00:47:14If I'm going down, you're all going down with me.
00:47:17Lieutenant, here's your attack.
00:47:30You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:35I will make you pay.
00:47:38You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:47:40We could just take him to the cops.
00:47:42Not when he tries to hurt you.
00:47:50He's always a bit violent.
00:47:52Some might call it being protective.
00:47:54Poor anger issues.
00:47:56What if they get married and I forget to use a coaster
00:47:58on an antique table or something?
00:48:00Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:03Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:05I don't know if I am.
00:48:08Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:13Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:19Hey.
00:48:21Cool ride.
00:48:23A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:26Impressive.
00:48:30Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:33Refreshing.
00:48:35I got cool mint, too.
00:48:37Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:40What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:48:43Fruit flavored gum.
00:48:44I can't stand those.
00:48:46So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:48:48I'll show you.
00:48:51Dr. Wilson!
00:48:53A VIP of VIPs.
00:48:56Right, I swear.
00:48:57VIP of VIPs?
00:48:59Just some other guy I saved.
00:49:01I forget who.
00:49:02You saved a lot of people.
00:49:04I do what I can.
00:49:06Oh, my gosh.
00:49:08It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:12Sandra Miller.
00:49:14What are you doing here?
00:49:15I just thought this was for the...
00:49:18What are you doing here?
00:49:19I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:21Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:23and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:29Hello, Aviel.
00:49:31What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:33Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:35I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
00:49:38you couldn't even afford, even if you sold your organs.
00:49:41The auction begins.
00:49:44I'll deal with you later.
00:49:47I'll just be a moment, sorry.
00:49:53Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:49:58Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:01Cleopatra's armband,
00:50:03sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller,
00:50:07for five million dollars.
00:50:10Excuse me.
00:50:12I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:14It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:17What are you doing?
00:50:18Just watch.
00:50:24That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:27Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:30She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:33You work at a flea market?
00:50:35Not this again.
00:50:36Cut the bullshit.
00:50:37That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:50:39Oh, yeah?
00:50:40Here, you want it?
00:50:41For free.
00:50:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:45Oh, yeah?
00:50:46Here, you want it?
00:50:47For free.
00:50:48Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:50:52Well, that's too bad then,
00:50:54because you are the fraud.
00:50:57What are you talking about?
00:50:59Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:01Throw them out.
00:51:03Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
00:51:06but we're professionals.
00:51:08Oh, yeah?
00:51:09And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:13Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:15You two are just upset because you're too poor
00:51:18to afford our luxury items.
00:51:20Why is that so?
00:51:21When a so-called expert
00:51:23failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:26Dear Lord, this is real.
00:51:30It's authentic.
00:51:32It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:37Karen, what have you found?
00:51:39Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:51:42It's a replica.
00:51:45They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:51:48So, you are the fraud.
00:51:52You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:51:55And, Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:51:59One-fifty.
00:52:00Wow, not even five dollars.
00:52:03Sandra.
00:52:05You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:08Arrest her!
00:52:10No, please!
00:52:11This is the first time!
00:52:13Please!
00:52:14What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:16Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry
00:52:19for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:21Black Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:32I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:35Me too.
00:52:36May I have a kiss?
00:52:41No.
00:52:53Is something wrong?
00:52:55Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:03Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:11Oh.
00:53:13You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:17I don't have any money.
00:53:19How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:22I guess you'll only pay up
00:53:26if I break your other leg.
00:53:28Stop!
00:53:33Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:36Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:40Mr. Buffett.
00:53:45This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:53:48That's right.
00:53:49Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:53:51I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:53:54I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:53:56No, no.
00:53:57Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:53:59It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:02Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:05And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart
00:54:09to put in a good word for us?
00:54:11Angela still loves me.
00:54:12She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:14She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:16Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:18We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:21I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:54:24but now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:27It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:30Sure.
00:54:31I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:33I just need...
00:54:34Anything.
00:54:35You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:37Once I take everything from these idiots
00:54:40I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:54:50I've given the contract to Jared Cooper
00:54:51just like you asked me to.
00:54:53Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:54:57Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:54:59I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:00That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:03It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:06And if he can't, then what?
00:55:08They'll be bankrupt.
00:55:09So as long as he's greedy enough to take it.
00:55:13I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:15I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart
00:55:18he's nothing.
00:55:25I signed the Maple Plaza Project.
00:55:29We should celebrate.
00:55:30You did?
00:55:31You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:34That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:37And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:55:40Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:55:45What?
00:55:47You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:55:49Oh, no, no, no, no. He's not.
00:55:51Jared, what are you doing?
00:55:53You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:55:57It's my decision.
00:55:59Mom, I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:01I'm telling my dad.
00:56:03Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:06If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:09But if not, you can scram.
00:56:11Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:15Teach him a lesson.
00:56:16Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:18Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:22Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:24We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:26So do as he says.
00:56:28But, Dad!
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:37I'll be your side piece.
00:56:39Very good.
00:56:41I'm happy you've come around.
00:56:42Now, let's go celebrate.
00:56:46I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:56:51But that tongue action, though.
00:56:53Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:56:55We are in public.
00:56:57It's true.
00:56:59Stomach ache.
00:57:01Again?
00:57:02I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:03Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:05Okay.
00:57:07Devin's late.
00:57:09Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:13This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:17It's her.
00:57:19She's alone. With no one to save her.
00:57:23You whore.
00:57:24You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:30Let me tell you.
00:57:32I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:57:39Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:57:41You can take this somewhere else.
00:57:43Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:57:46Why do I have to leave?
00:57:48She's the one starting shit.
00:57:49Because I have money and you don't.
00:57:51You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:57:53And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
00:57:57He still got the contract?
00:57:59Hmm.
00:58:01Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:03Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:07Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:09Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:12Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:16You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:21My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:24$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:27$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:30$5,000 to beat her away.
00:58:36Oh, oh, hey! Hey!
00:58:38Ow! Hey!
00:58:42You okay?
00:58:44You okay? Are you hurt?
00:58:50Weakling.
00:58:51You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:58:56And now you've got two more?
00:58:58What a whore.
00:59:00What a whore.
00:59:01Yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:04What if she has an STD?
00:59:06Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:10Let's go.
00:59:12Closer to Jared.
00:59:13Hang on.
00:59:15What do you want?
00:59:17I'll scream!
00:59:18I don't hit women.
00:59:20But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:23But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:26Oh, God. He is a murderer.
00:59:29What if he murders me?
00:59:30Not him. Definitely not him.
00:59:37We're not afraid of you.
00:59:39That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
00:59:41You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
00:59:46I was just messing with him.
00:59:48Was he, though?
00:59:49We're not afraid of you.
00:59:52Jared! You have to avenge us.
00:59:54Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
00:59:57She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
00:59:59Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:01I apologize for this scene.
01:00:03I'll toss out the party crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:07What did you say? You were going to toss out?
01:00:09Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:11The party crashes.
01:00:15You have any idea who that is?
01:00:17That's my wife.
01:00:19We saved that hangout for the real skank over there.
01:00:22That's right. Know your place.
01:00:24Shut up.
01:00:25She's cheating on you.
01:00:28Know your place. You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:00:32Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:34This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter. You slap her for this whore?
01:00:38Mom!
01:00:40They really think they're something, huh?
01:00:42Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:00:46She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:00:49I only got the Maple Plaza project because she gave it to me.
01:00:53What?
01:00:55You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:04I'm sorry.
01:01:07This can't be...
01:01:09I made you divorce...
01:01:14Go home.
01:01:16You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:24I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:27Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:31I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:33I didn't come here for you.
01:01:36I'm on a date.
01:01:38A date with two men at the same time?
01:01:42She really is a whore.
01:01:43Angela, please forgive me.
01:01:45I really do love you.
01:01:49Oho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:01:53Oho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:01:57Yeah, we already know you beat Ford to effort.
01:02:01We're too old for that.
01:02:02They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:04Please, you gave me the contract.
01:02:06So if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:10Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:12We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:16What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:18Where were you?
01:02:20Stomach issues.
01:02:22Again?
01:02:23Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:25No.
01:02:27Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:30I would rather die than be with you again.
01:02:34Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:02:38I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:02:40Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:02:42Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:02:44I'll prove it to you.
01:02:46You want a chance?
01:02:48Angela, no.
01:02:49You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:02:52Don't take him back.
01:02:54I'll give you two choices.
01:02:56I'll give you two choices.
01:03:00Me.
01:03:02Or the contract.
01:03:04You're kidding me.
01:03:06No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:08If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:12But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:16The choice is all yours.
01:03:18That's a joke.
01:03:20You think so?
01:03:22You think so?
01:03:23He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:27Either way, he benefits.
01:03:29Why can't I have both?
01:03:31You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:33Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:03:36I deserved the contract.
01:03:38Did you really?
01:03:43Look who's fast moving late now.
01:03:46He didn't save her at the pool.
01:03:48Wait, what are you talking about?
01:03:51I choose the contract.
01:03:53I knew it.
01:03:55You'll get what's coming to you.
01:03:58With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:02Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:05I will get you one day.
01:04:07Let me show you something.
01:04:21You saved me.
01:04:27You saved me.
01:04:29I'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:04:35But I promise you, I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:04:40No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:04:42I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:04:52Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:04:56What? Me?
01:04:58Dr. Wilson? Losing at saving people?
01:05:01No way.
01:05:02You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:06You're crazy.
01:05:08Actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:13What?
01:05:16Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:19Turns out they've been fletching the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:23Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:27I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:29Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:31I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:05:34No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:05:37You'd like me to punish them?
01:05:39Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:05:42Max, you know what to do.
01:05:50The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:05:53All business ties have been severed.
01:05:55We're bankrupt!
01:06:01How did you do that?
01:06:03Who are you?
01:06:04And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:08I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:11I'm Spider-Man.
01:06:13Don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:16I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:20I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:24I am...
01:06:26Crypto-Punk Number Two!
01:06:28What did he say he was?
01:06:30That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:33You're Crypto-Punk Number Two?
01:06:35Well, I'm Crypto-Punk Number One.
01:06:38See? You are number one at something.
01:06:40The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:06:43Forget Forbes' list.
01:06:45It's all about young money now.
01:06:47So, how about our date?
01:06:55I'm not letting him one-up me on this one.
01:06:58Let's buy two.
01:07:11They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:14I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:18Yes! I'm rich!
01:07:21I think they will pay soon!
01:07:29What?
01:07:30Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:31The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:07:36Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:07:40No!
01:07:42I'm bankrupt!
01:07:45I need a little off guard.
01:07:46You tricked me!
01:07:52Oh, allow me.
01:07:56I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:07:58Had to get some very important materials...
01:08:02for our special date.
01:08:05Well, cheers.
01:08:07Cheers.
01:08:16This looks good.
01:08:22Did you use my spices?
01:08:25I know your ex-in-laws never appreciated you.
01:08:30You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:32but you still can't force a man to love you.
01:08:36Couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:08:42Angela.
01:08:45Your future with me...
01:08:49is going to be different.
01:08:51Come on.
01:08:53Upstairs.
01:09:02Come on.
01:09:12Wow.
01:09:14Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:09:19Just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:22Angela.
01:09:24I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:26Ashley!
01:09:28I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:31That's right. I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:34How is all of this possible?
01:09:37I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:09:40Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:09:45I've had a crush on you since college.
01:09:48You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:09:52Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:09:57Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:10:05All you do is babble on and on about Internet money, Bitcoin and shit like that.
01:10:13Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:17I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:20Hey! Get away from me!
01:10:22Angela!
01:10:25Feisty girl. I like her.
01:10:38How is he?
01:10:40It's a rare poison, made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:10:44Ashtagar, saltiva.
01:10:46Can it be cured?
01:10:47I actually think I know that poison.
01:10:49It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:10:53Household salt.
01:11:01I like her.
01:11:04There you go.
01:11:06What time is it now?
01:11:09Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:18I like her.
01:11:21We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:23So, that's how I... well, we all met.
01:11:28I barely remember.
01:11:30I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:33Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:11:38You wouldn't have known.
01:11:39I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark though.
01:11:41That makes you sound better.
01:11:43Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:11:46Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:11:49Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years, who will you pick?
01:11:58How can that be?
01:12:00Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:07Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:11Bankrupt?
01:12:13The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:16Well then, get out of here!
01:12:19You can't do this to me!
01:12:23Jared!
01:12:24Mom, it's me.
01:12:25What happened?
01:12:27Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:30Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:32You should get back with your wife.
01:12:34We're bankrupt.
01:12:36What?
01:12:40Jared Cooper.
01:12:43We're here to recompose your belongings.
01:12:47No one is going to save you now.
01:12:50Mom!
01:12:54What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:01Who will you pick?
01:13:04I...
01:13:07I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:09Fried chicken?
01:13:10Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:13Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:16Sucking up last minute!
01:13:18At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:20Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:23Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:13:26I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:29I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:13:32You know what I mean.
01:13:34You know what I mean.
01:13:36Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:13:39which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:13:43Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:13:47Cole, the general?
01:13:51Or Devin, the CEO?
01:13:56Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:01Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:04But when she does, she will take this eternal rose
01:14:07made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:10and give it to our winner.
01:14:12Angela?
01:14:15Angela?
01:14:17Oh, I...
01:14:20I need more time to think.
01:14:26While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:14:30why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:32Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:14:35Let's start with Cole.
01:14:37Cole?
01:14:41There's not much to say.
01:14:43Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:14:45who has huge biceps,
01:14:48a massive chest,
01:14:50who would protect their wife?
01:14:54Okay, thank you.
01:14:57Uh, Shane?
01:15:00Muscles, money,
01:15:02they won't get you so far.
01:15:04But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:06that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:09if you know what I mean.
01:15:13Okay, I think we do.
01:15:15And Devin?
01:15:18That was quite disgusting.
01:15:22I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:24I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:15:27a lot of choices to make.
01:15:29And she's my queen.
01:15:31I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:33And one more thing.
01:15:35What kind of a doctor
01:15:37brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:15:40That's a good point.
01:15:41It's bad for her heart.
01:15:44And then you.
01:15:45What?
01:15:46You know what they say about military men.
01:15:49They beat their wives.
01:15:55Enough!
01:15:57Stand up!
01:16:00Hey, keep quiet.
01:16:02Whoa, break it up!
01:16:04Hey!
01:16:05Break it up!
01:16:11Cut to commercial!
01:16:13Angela's been kidnapped!
01:16:15It was Sharon Cooper!
01:16:17That fucker!
01:16:19We have to find her.
01:16:20What, how?
01:16:21Her ring.
01:16:22Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism
01:16:24on her ring, just in case.
01:16:25Well, let's go then!
01:16:27My phone!
01:16:28My fiance!
01:16:29My fiance!
01:16:35Jared.
01:16:39What am I doing here?
01:16:42You destroyed me.
01:16:45You took everything.
01:16:48What?
01:16:49I have nothing left.
01:16:51It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:16:55Greedy?
01:16:56To have sex with my wife?
01:16:58What?
01:17:00Hey!
01:17:02Angela, come here!
01:17:07You're too late!
01:17:08I drugged her.
01:17:09She'll be dead soon unless...
01:17:10Not yet?
01:17:11Have you forgotten who I am?
01:17:14He really does have everything in his coat.
01:17:16Everything except for...
01:17:17Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:17:18We get it already.
01:17:19Just save my boss!
01:17:25You're all good now.
01:17:27Oh, thank God.
01:17:29But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:17:31What?
01:17:32What are you going to do to me?
01:17:34Hey, stop!
01:17:35No!
01:17:36Don't shoot!
01:17:37Ow!
01:17:38Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:17:45Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:17:47Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:17:55So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:17:57Have you invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding?
01:18:00The Prince of Bhutan?
01:18:02And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:18:11Welcome back to the finale of
01:18:13The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:18:15We're down to the wire.
01:18:17Literally.
01:18:18The wedding day.
01:18:19But who's the groom?
01:18:24Yeah!
01:18:25Yeah!
01:18:34Welcome back to the finale of
01:18:37The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:18:39But who's the groom?
01:18:43Uh...
01:18:44Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:18:48Any input from the parents?
01:18:50Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:18:53Oh, this is exciting!
01:18:55Who should my daughter pick?
01:18:58Let me think.
01:19:02I like the doctor.
01:19:04He's cute.
01:19:07But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:19:11And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:19:13the one who's loved her the longest.
01:19:15Isn't that right, Devon?
01:19:17Angela.
01:19:23You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:19:28And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:19:32But this was a really hard decision.
01:19:36And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:19:41And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:19:49I'm just kidding.
01:19:50I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:19:54Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:19:58I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:20:00They've all proven their undying love.
01:20:03So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:20:06Literally.
01:20:09Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:20:12general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:20:17Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:20:22Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:20:27And last but not least,
01:20:29could it be the richest man of them all,
01:20:32the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:20:35Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:20:40Gentlemen,
01:20:43Gentlemen,
01:20:45it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:20:47May the best man win.
01:20:50May the best man win.
01:20:53Drum roll, please.
01:21:07Seriously, Ricky?
01:21:10Seriously, Ricky?
01:21:18I choose...
01:21:28I need a powerful, strong man,
01:21:30and I really feel like you can protect me.
01:21:35Who could resist those guns?
01:21:39Could I interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:21:41Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:21:56Shane, it's you.
01:21:58I'm lovesick for you.
01:22:00I like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:22:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:22:07Ellen, be my new queen.
01:22:09I hope we can go together.
01:22:11Guns, baby.
01:22:23It's always been you.
01:22:33I'll always love you.
01:22:37Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:22:40Ellen, Ellen, would you like a full-body checkup?
01:22:43Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:22:45I eat fruit-flavored gum.