JMG: The Movie is a low-budget comedy-drama starring Jade Emjee as she gets hired to work for an upcoming game studio, h | dG1fcW9ac3dxamtwMjg
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00:00Dude, wazzup? Wazzup! Dude, I got a job. Oh, I assume it's a small company though. I don't
00:18know, some small company like GameCunts or something. GameCunts? Nice! GameCunts, Marcus.
00:26I have a speech impediment! You've heard of them? Their new game came out like the last
00:31week. Spice, you haven't played it yet? No, I haven't yet. Which one was it? Squirrel.
00:36Oh! Oh, that hunk of shit. Yeah, I played it like yesterday. Yeah, it sucked. You should
00:43try it before you use a spike shot. Boom! It caught me too easy, it was a cheap shot.
00:50Mate, there's a tutorial with it. Tutorial or not, it still sucks moose balls. Oh, I
00:56love those sweets! No, Marcus, I mean like fat, smelly, sweaty moose balls. Maybe they've
01:07hired me to fix their shitty ass game. Are you? Are you? Nuggin Futs? Somebody sign this
01:14little snitch. Please forgive me. I'm not sucking nuts. Nuggin Futs. Same thing. What
01:21did they hire you for? Dunno, they never said. What time you supposed to meet them at? Shit
01:27like right now. You better skedaddle then. Shit, you're right. I'm downerino if you're
01:41downerino. Sweet.