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00:00In Roppongi, there was an oasis for adults to heal their tiredness.
00:07Tonight, the wrestlers come to the club,
00:10looking for their mother's tolerance.
00:14CLUB YOH
00:18Welcome. Thank you for coming.
00:22But it's beautiful today.
00:25I don't like it. I'm bored.
00:29I don't like it.
00:31Tell me three things you like about me.
00:34Three things? That's easy.
00:37First, your index finger.
00:40Index finger.
00:41Second?
00:42Your middle finger.
00:44Middle finger.
00:45Third, your ring finger.
00:47Ring finger.
00:48I've never been told that before.
00:51I've never been told that before.
00:53Mom, since it's open today,
00:55could you leave Taguchi for a moment?
00:57I'm sorry, Taguchi.
01:01Mom, it's finally open today.
01:03I've been waiting for this day.
01:06Finally.
01:08I've been waiting for about three months.
01:10Three months.
01:11I'm sorry. I drank a lot today.
01:15Excuse me.
01:16Yes, come in.
01:17Is the seat available?
01:18Yes.
01:19Mom is a newcomer.
01:21Welcome.
01:23Please sit down.
01:26Please sit down.
01:28Please sit down.
01:29Hello.
01:30Hello.
01:33Good evening.
01:34Good evening.
01:36You all have a good personality.
01:38You all have a good personality.
01:40You all have a good personality.
01:41Please wipe your hands first.
01:42This shop is dirty.
01:44This shop is dirty.
01:45He's always like that.
01:48He's always like that.
01:50I haven't heard that for three months.
01:53Club YOH is a program where you listen to the complaints and worries of YOH's mother and regular customers and get advice.
02:03By the way, I have to explain about YOH's mother.
02:07She is very beautiful and is very famous in this area.
02:12In the past, a man who had been with her for many years was hit by her in front of the public.
02:18Was she hit in the head?
02:20Was she hit in the head?
02:23First of all, this is your first visit to YOH's mother.
02:25What should I call you?
02:32Hage.
02:34Hage.
02:35Himawari-chan.
02:38Himawari-chan.
02:40I'll delete this.
02:41I'll delete this.
02:43I'll call you Himawari-chan.
02:45I'll call you Usakawa-chan.
02:48I'll call you Usakawa-chan.
02:50I'll call you Usakawa-chan.
02:51Who's the last one?
02:52I'll call you Yoshiyoshi-san.
02:55I'll call you Yoshiyoshi-san.
02:58First of all, let's listen to Himawari-chan's complaints to YOH's mother.
03:03In the game, there is a technique called Kokeshi.
03:06Kokeshi?
03:07I don't understand it at all.
03:09What is Kokeshi?
03:11I don't understand it.
03:12I don't understand it.
03:14In the game, you do this.
03:16And you do this.
03:18I don't understand it.
03:20I don't understand it.
03:22You're touching your mother?
03:24You're crazy.
03:25Only Taguchi-san.
03:27Only Taguchi-san.
03:29Only Taguchi-san.
03:33That's not good.
03:35That's not good.
03:40Himawari-chan is a special technique of Honma-san.
03:43Kokeshi.
03:44It's not just that it doesn't hit.
03:47There are also such problems.
03:49I thought I was going to die.
03:51I thought I was going to die.
03:53You look like Himawari-chan with your petals falling.
03:56Who?
03:57I'm falling.
03:58I'm falling.
03:59I'm falling.
04:00I'm falling.
04:01I'm falling.
04:02Am I bald?
04:03Am I bald?
04:04I'm bald.
04:05I'm bald.
04:06I'm bald.
04:07I'm bald.
04:08I'm bald.
04:10I'm bald.
04:11I'm bald.
04:12I'm bald.
04:13When I was examined by my mother, she told me to be honest with all the customers.
04:18I'm bald.
04:19I'm bald.
04:23What do you think of the current complaint?
04:25You don't have to hit me.
04:28I don't think you have to hit me at all.
04:30That's a comment from your mother.
04:32I don't think you have to hit me.
04:35I'm the one who's wrong.
04:37I'm the one who's wrong.
04:39That's why I'm here.
04:41I don't want to see the customers hitting me.
04:43Thanks to that, I'm Himawari-chan.
04:45I'm facing the sun.
04:48I'm like Gohko.
04:51Gohko didn't sell well.
04:55That's right.
04:56It was sold only after I died.
04:58It was evaluated as Gohko.
04:59It's the same as that.
05:00It's the same as that.
05:01It's the same as that.
05:02It's the same as that.
05:03It's the same as that.
05:04It's the same as that.
05:05Because you're Himawari-chan.
05:06That's my mother.
05:08I'm getting better.
05:09Please do it again tomorrow.
05:11Okay.
05:12Mom, please give Himawari-chan some advice.
05:18Himawari-chan, please continue to shine brightly.
05:23I'm sorry.
05:24I'm sorry.
05:26I'm sorry.
05:28Next is Mr. Yoshihashi's advice.
05:34I'm doing pro-wrestling like Himawari-chan.
05:41It's a big deal.
05:42We go to the countryside to train.
05:50I'm worried if I don't have a lot of luggage.
05:53I understand.
05:54What do you usually bring with you?
05:58I change my clothes.
05:59I change my clothes about 2.5 times a day.
06:04That's a lot.
06:05That's a lot.
06:07Don't you think Mr. Yoshihashi has a lot of luggage?
06:10I think he has a lot of luggage.
06:11I think he has a lot of luggage.
06:13But I don't know if he's complaining about it.
06:19That's true.
06:20That's true.
06:21I think he is ecstatic when he has a lot of luggage.
06:27Is that true?
06:28I think he feels good when he has a lot of luggage.
06:30But he feels more heavy when he has a lot of luggage.
06:34I think he thinks so when he works today.
06:36We need that sometimes.
06:38He has a lot of luggage.
06:39But he may learn how to feel good.
06:42He's got a good figure.
06:44He always wants to train himself.
06:47You can train with what you have.
06:50I think you're building your mindset from the very beginning.
06:55Can you give us some advice, Yoshihide-san?
06:59Yoshihide-san...
07:00You're just like Kaoru.
07:06I've heard that before.
07:08Mom, you're actually watching, aren't you?
07:11I'm not.
07:12I feel like I'm watching.
07:15Next up is Busakawa-chan.
07:18He has a complaint about his private life.
07:23I recently got a car license.
07:27I've been wanting a car.
07:30I'm looking for a place where I can rent a car in an apartment.
07:36You want to move?
07:37I want to move.
07:38You want to move?
07:40I'm looking for a good place.
07:42Isn't it close to your house?
07:45It's next door.
07:47Next door.
07:48Really?
07:49You can park your car in my apartment.
07:53I'll sell my car.
07:55Do you want to park it there?
07:56Do you have a car?
07:57I have a car.
07:59I don't usually drive.
08:02But I bought a car.
08:05I wanted to feel like I'm driving a car.
08:08So, I bought a VR.
08:10I'm going to sit in the driver's seat and play a VR game.
08:14Now?
08:15Mom?
08:16Until a while ago.
08:17So, you don't drive that car anymore.
08:19I don't drive it anymore.
08:20I don't need it.
08:22You don't need it?
08:23I don't need it.
08:24You don't need to buy a car?
08:26I don't need to buy a car.
08:28It's a good place.
08:29It's a good place.
08:30For example, invite your mom to a drive-in date.
08:33Drive-in date?
08:35Hey, hey, hey.
08:37I haven't heard of that.
08:39But I'd like to go for a drive.
08:42You've never driven a car before.
08:44Oh, really?
08:46Do you drive?
08:47I drive.
08:48I drive, but it's a motorcycle.
08:50If there's an accident on the motorcycle, I don't like it.
08:53You don't like it?
08:54I can't get behind you.
08:55I can't get behind you.
08:57I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:00What?
09:02I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:03I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:04I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:05What?
09:06I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:07I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:12I want you to ride, but I can't.
09:18In addition, Mr. Yoshihashi and Ms. Himawari have complaints about each other.
09:24Ms. Himawari puts oil on her body.
09:31It's still shiny.
09:34Mr. Wato has been doing this for a while.
09:37I don't want to get my hands on it.
09:40How much do you use?
09:43I use half of 300 yen a week.
09:46Can you use that much oil?
09:49I use baby oil from the beginning of my career.
09:53You use baby oil from Johnson & Johnson.
09:55I use baby oil from Johnson & Johnson.
09:56I use baby oil from Johnson & Johnson.
09:58I use baby oil from Johnson & Johnson.
10:01I use baby oil from Johnson & Johnson.
10:03I love the shine of the oil.
10:09I love the shine of the oil.
10:14I think it's better to put oil on your throat.
10:17I think it's better to put oil on your throat.
10:18What effect does oil have?
10:23Moisturizing effect.
10:24Only moisturizing?
10:26When I fought with Zack, I couldn't cut Zack's joints.
10:31So I hit him with a stick.
10:35But he cut me right away.
10:37It doesn't make sense.
10:41I couldn't cut Zack's joints.
10:43Ms. Himawari has a complaint about Mr. Yoshihashi.
10:47Mr. Yoshihashi always looks good.
10:51I envy him.
10:53I envy him.
10:55Why do you envy him?
10:56Because he looks happy.
10:58He looks happy.
11:00He looks like he's happy.
11:02When I talk to Mr. Honma, I smile.
11:06You have an interesting face.
11:07Who said that?
11:09I was scolded by him.
11:12I was scolded by him.
11:16He said, where are you?
11:18He said, where are you?
11:19He said, where are you?
11:20He said, where are you?
11:21He said, where are you?
11:22He said, where are you?
11:23I thought it was good.
11:27I'm sorry to say this, but...
11:31We will close the store.
11:33Is it over?
11:35The song of Taguchi is the signal to close the store.
11:43I can sing my favorite song.
11:45I can do this.
11:49Did you practice with your mom?
11:50I can do this.
11:52I can do this.
11:54I can do this.
11:56I can do this.
11:57I can do this.
11:58I can do this.
12:00From now on, I will change your name to Master Wato.
12:05I got a small one.
12:09In the next episode, Wato is in danger of changing his name.
12:15Mom, I like Inoki.
12:17Inoki is very happy.
12:20Why?
12:31Thank you for today.
12:33I drank three cups of soju.
12:37I drank three cups of soju.
12:39I was worried about what to do if I didn't drink.
13:12In Sakamadori, there is a love that makes a woman drunk.
13:26You are good.
13:31I didn't expect you to be a singer.
13:35That's ridiculous.
13:37Is that true?
13:38I'm not a singer.
13:42You don't have a CD.
13:44I don't have a CD.
13:46I don't have a CD.
13:48I don't have a CD.
13:51Mom is writing a letter.
13:54This is the first time for you to write a letter.
13:58Of course.
13:59Please write a letter.
14:02Basically, this is a letter from my mother.
14:04Is this a letter from your mother?
14:06Is this a letter from a sushi restaurant?
14:08It depends on the day.
14:13How much is it?
14:15It's cheap.
14:17That's good.
14:19How much is it?
14:21It says the price is 10.3.
14:24It's cheap, isn't it?
14:28It's cheap.
14:29Really?
14:34It's cheap.
14:36It's cheap.
14:38It's 1.3 million yen, isn't it?
14:42Of course.
14:431.3 million yen?
14:451.3 million yen.
14:48It says 1.3 million yen.
14:51I have a lot of goods.
14:53I don't need 1.3 million yen.
14:55It's 1.3 million yen.
14:561.3 million yen is expensive.
14:58I'm sorry. I want to hear your story.
15:00Stay tuned for the next video!