チョコプランナー 2024年11月3日 【令和ロマンくるまが審査!】ホワイトボード-1GP!
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00:00ChocoBrander has begun!
00:03Today's topic is the Whiteboard 1 Grand Prix!
00:10Recently, Whiteboard has been appearing on the entertainer's YouTube channel.
00:15The Whiteboard project has earned a lot of views.
00:21So this time, we will have a show race to see how well they can use the Whiteboard.
00:28In the telecircle, there's a space pilot.
00:31Zero gravity!
00:33He's a little in the way.
00:35I think the members will be eating during the 60 minutes.
00:41Who will be the first champion?
00:53ChocoBrander!
00:54ChocoBrander!
00:56Now, let's introduce the judges.
00:58First, the entertainer who won the Whiteboard,
01:01the black-and-white whiteboard sniper,
01:04the demon-voiced Tomahawk, Ryo-chan!
01:10And the one who won everything,
01:12the whiteboard destroyer,
01:14the demon-voiced Tomahawk, Kin-chan!
01:18The history of the Whiteboard is divided by him before and after him.
01:22Whiteboard charisma, Reiwa romance,
01:24and the whiteboard destroyer, Tomahawk.
01:27Now, these are the gorgeous judges.
01:31They're all using it.
01:34Yes, they're all using it.
01:36By the way, have you ever been a judge?
01:39No.
01:41It's our first time.
01:43We have a strong desire to use the whiteboard.
01:47The whiteboard is a weapon that cannot be held.
01:52What do you mean?
01:54The whiteboard is a canvas that can draw words.
01:58Then you don't have to make a joke on purpose.
02:01He's got it.
02:03He's got it.
02:05It's not your usual car.
02:07I just said something good.
02:09It's the pressure of the judges.
02:11What kind of whiteboard game are you looking forward to as a judge this time?
02:16After all, the way to use the whiteboard has already come out.
02:21Ordinary people use it, even in ordinary companies.
02:24I'd like you to show me how to use it.
02:26How do you use it, Mr. Onigori?
02:28I usually write the ranking 1, 2, and 3.
02:31I write it there.
02:34How do you use this?
02:36Basically, I write down what I was thinking while I was talking.
02:41I'll connect it later.
02:44I see.
02:46There's quite a bit of a plot.
02:48If you write it like that, it'll be exciting when you finish a picture.
02:51Oh, I see.
02:53If you write it like that, it'll be a lot of fun.
02:55These are the three teams that entered this time.
03:00The judges will make a comprehensive judgment on how to use the whiteboard and the content of the story.
03:07Each person will be judged with a score of 100 and a score of 300.
03:11The top batter is Tengyo Bancho, who won the Under 5 Award, a show race for young entertainers in their fifth year of acting career.
03:22You're too easy on me!
03:30Oh, it's coming out.
03:32What's this?
03:34It's not good.
03:36It's M1.
03:38It's M1.
03:39It's M1.
03:41It's already been judged.
03:43It's not good.
03:45It's in here, too.
03:47It's not good.
03:49I'm Tengyo Bancho.
03:51Nice to meet you.
03:53I'm Tengyo Bancho.
03:55Nice to meet you.
03:57I have a lot to talk about today.
04:00First of all, please take a look at this.
04:03Here we go.
04:05What's this?
04:07There are entertainers surrounded by this red frame, right?
04:12Do you know what they have in common?
04:15They are university comedians.
04:18That's right.
04:20I found out which university circle is best suited for comedy.
04:28Isn't that the comedy circle?
04:31It's completely different.
04:33It's the comedy circle.
04:35What's wrong?
04:37You can fix your tongue.
04:39What's this?
04:42It's a tennis player!
04:44No way!
04:46A tennis player?
04:48What do you think of tennis players?
04:51I think they are playful.
04:54That's weird.
04:56Why do you think tennis players are best suited for comedy?
05:00I went to Jochi University.
05:03That's right.
05:05There are about 10 tennis players in Jochi University.
05:11There is an association called the association.
05:15There are about 1,000 people.
05:18I was the representative of this association.
05:21That's amazing.
05:23I was the representative of the association.
05:25I found out why tennis players are best suited for comedy.
05:28First of all, auditions.
05:31Auditions are important for comedians.
05:33You need the power to pass the auditions.
05:38There are 12 men and 12 women in Jochi University.
05:46Only 24 people can enter.
05:48There is a limit.
05:50Is that so?
05:52It's almost the same as a space pilot.
05:55Anyone can enter a university.
05:58That's right.
06:00There is no screening.
06:01It's like a real environment.
06:03A tennis circle is like a space pilot.
06:06It's like a space pilot.
06:08Zero gravity.
06:10He is in the way.
06:12It's like a zero audition.
06:14It's like a zero audition.
06:16There are elements that comedians need.
06:19First of all, auditions.
06:21Auditions are important for tennis players.
06:24That's right.
06:26Second, drinking parties.
06:28Tennis circles have drinking parties every day.
06:31Tennis circles have drinking parties every day.
06:35It's a place where you can gather your friends.
06:39It's a place where you can make your friends laugh.
06:42You have to drink with people you meet for the first time.
06:45That's right.
06:47It's an away environment.
06:49You have to make them laugh.
06:51You have to drink a lot.
06:54You get thirsty.
06:56What happens?
06:58It's amazing.
06:59It's amazing.
07:01Basically, there is no conversation at the drinking party.
07:05There is no conversation.
07:07Basically, there is a drinking game.
07:10It's a series of that.
07:12So you need a guide.
07:14You can see the drinking game that everyone is playing.
07:20It's the same as rakugo.
07:22Suddenly.
07:24It's like a classic rakugo.
07:26Wait a minute.
07:27Wait a minute.
07:29If you connect this.
07:31Really?
07:33It's M.
07:35M equals tennis.
07:40Let's do it again.
07:42Let's do it again.
07:44This is terrible.
07:46It's M.
07:48That's all.
07:50I'm Ron.
07:52Thank you very much.
07:54Well, well, well.
07:56Thank you very much.
07:58How was it?
08:00You said it at the beginning.
08:02I said it.
08:04If you take a thumbnail of this, you can watch it right away.
08:07What role did you play?
08:09I played...
08:13It's like Hoshiginchaku.
08:17Judges, please give us the score.
08:23Hoshiginchaku
08:26Hoshiginchaku
08:28Hoshiginchaku
08:30Hoshiginchaku
08:32Open!
08:34What?
08:3679.
08:3890.
08:4088.
08:42The total score is 257.
08:45Thank you very much.
08:47How was it?
08:49I know what I want to do.
08:51I didn't know how to use the whiteboard.
08:55I didn't know how to erase the first comedian I wrote.
09:02I just wrote his name, turned it over, and wrote it on my hand.
09:08If I wrote it on the spot, it would make my handwriting dirty.
09:12That's why I didn't get a 90.
09:15How about you, Kin-chan?
09:16I wrote my partner's name.
09:19Actually, I wrote a score of 95.
09:22I wrote my partner's name as a negative 5.
09:25That's a no-no.
09:28How about you, Ryo-chan?
09:30I didn't like the letters.
09:33You know the most important letter in tennis?
09:37It's important to write it on the spot.
09:41It's important for the balance of the whiteboard.
09:43I see.
09:45Please take a seat.
09:47Thank you very much.
09:50The second challenger is KARA-TACHI, a double-otaku duo.
09:56You're really scary.
10:03Hello, I'm KARA-TACHI.
10:09I'm very excited.
10:11I'm looking forward to it.
10:13This is what we're going to show you today.
10:16It's a secret technique of Oshikatsu.
10:20I'm an idol-otaku.
10:24The biggest event of Oshikatsu is called Mii-guri.
10:30Have you heard of it?
10:32It's an abbreviation of meet-and-greet.
10:35It's like a handshake where you can't shake hands.
10:38I see.
10:40The most important thing in Mii-guri is...
10:44how to meet your crush in a good condition.
10:48It's like a handshake.
10:50When you're in a bad condition, people usually shake hands.
10:54But she's sitting.
10:56It's okay if she's just sitting, but she's got her legs together.
10:59She's holding out one hand.
11:01She's like a queen.
11:03I don't like her attitude.
11:04I'm going to teach you a secret technique that works for any idol.
11:10Mii-guri consists of one to four parts.
11:13I want you to think about which part you can meet your crush in a good condition.
11:21Please make a guess.
11:23Isn't it one part?
11:25She's definitely energetic.
11:27It's a bad condition.
11:29What?
11:31One part is a bad condition.
11:32Then, isn't it four parts?
11:34Yes, it's a bad condition.
11:36It's a good condition.
11:38It's a good condition.
11:40I'm sorry. I'm a little out of tune.
11:43There's another one.
11:45You said it's four parts.
11:47There's another one.
11:49Is it three parts?
11:51No, it's a not condition.
11:53It's not a condition.
11:55It's not a condition.
11:58What do you mean by not good condition?
12:00What do you mean?
12:02It's two parts.
12:04That's right.
12:06Two parts?
12:08Do you know why?
12:10First, there's a 30-minute break from 1 p.m. to 1 p.m.
12:15Then, there's a 60-minute break from 2 p.m. to 3 p.m.
12:21Then, there's a 30-minute break from 4 p.m. to 5 p.m.
12:25If you think about it in terms of time,
12:28during this 60-minute break,
12:30the members eat lunch.
12:33They take a long break.
12:35If you think about it,
12:37it's a three-part break.
12:39They don't think about anything after lunch.
12:42The first part starts at 12 p.m.
12:45Idols have time to put on makeup,
12:47so I think they get up early.
12:49I don't think they think about anything.
12:52Do they really like idols?
12:55If it's a four-part break,
12:57they get excited thinking it's the last one.
12:59That's why the second part and the fourth part are targeted.
13:02I see.
13:04By the way,
13:06the first part of the first part
13:08and the last part of the fourth part
13:10are called the key-opening and the key-closing.
13:14It's also a place for otakus.
13:17The first part and the last part
13:19of the first part and the last part of the fourth part
13:21are for otakus to remember their faces.
13:24That's why otakus gather in these two places.
13:29In order to go to this key-opening,
13:31when the door of Makuhari Messe opens,
13:33otakus rush in.
13:36I've seen it.
13:38It's the same as Tsukuyo Otoko.
13:40They want to be number one.
13:43This key-closing is a complete chicken race.
13:46The time is already set,
13:47so otakus are waiting at the entrance.
13:52So, if the time is over,
13:54you can't go in?
13:56Yes, you can't go in.
13:58If it's past 12 o'clock, it's over.
14:00It's quite strict.
14:02It's not until the last person?
14:04No, it's not.
14:06Even if you pay money and have a sword,
14:08you won't be able to use it.
14:10What's that?
14:12Next is the line-up.
14:15The line-up is important.
14:18It's the same for comedians.
14:20For example, in a show race,
14:22the reaction of the audience changes depending on the line-up.
14:25The reaction of the idol changes
14:27depending on which otaku is in the line-up.
14:29Really?
14:31I see.
14:33I'm going to put up a picture of the faces of the guests.
14:36Please guess who will be in the line-up.
14:39With that face?
14:41The first one is Kuruma-kun.
14:44Is there anyone else who wants to go after Kuruma-kun?
14:47No, I don't think so.
14:49I don't think so.
14:51Ooyama.
14:53After Osada-san.
14:55After Ooyama.
14:57Next is Sakai-san.
14:59I'll go after Sakai-san.
15:01Me too.
15:03The correct answer is
15:05Ooyama-san,
15:07because it's a legendary line-up.
15:09Really?
15:11I see.
15:12It's a sad story.
15:14It's a sad story.
15:16I don't use it as a partner.
15:18That's all. Thank you very much.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:23Will Karatachi be able to surpass the goldfish leader with 257 points?
15:42All at once, open!
15:46It's out.
15:48Ryo-chan has 85 points,
15:50Kin-chan has 92 points,
15:52and Kuruma-kun has 97 points.
15:54The total is 274 points.
15:57So, Karatachi is in first place.
16:00It's in first place.
16:02The goldfish is out.
16:04Kuruma-kun.
16:06It's an ideal whiteboard player.
16:08Above all, Ooyama-san's hiki-gei was wonderful.
16:13He caught it in a good place,
16:15and it was funny, but it didn't interfere with the progress.
16:18Now, Kin-chan.
16:20If I dare to say,
16:22unlike the goldfish leader,
16:24the whiteboard was good,
16:27but I wanted to see how to use the whiteboard with a little more energy.
16:32It was a little too simple.
16:34So, Karatachi, please take a seat.
16:40Currently, Karatachi is in first place with 274 points.
16:45Will the third group be able to surpass this score?
16:51The last challenger,
16:53the second-year pin entertainer, Neo Minami.
16:56In response to the questionnaire that the program asked for,
16:59he answered with passion,
17:01and won the right to participate in the main competition.
17:03What kind of performance will he show us?
17:14Hello.
17:16My name is Neo Minami.
17:18Nice to meet you.
17:25This is the first time I've seen him.
17:28The theme I'm going to announce today is...
17:34a question about a man who likes female entertainers.
17:37I see.
17:40Before I talk about a man who likes female entertainers,
17:43I'd like to sort out the relationship between an entertainer and an audience.
17:48In a comedy show,
17:50the audience pays the entertainer a ticket fee.
17:55I see.
17:57The entertainer provides a comedy show based on the money he receives from the audience.
18:04It's a very normal relationship.
18:07However, what if this is a relationship between a female entertainer and an old man?
18:12Instead of the money he receives from the old man,
18:15what does the female entertainer provide to the old man?
18:18Mr. Kurema, do you know?
18:20Isn't it a comedy show?
18:22It's not a comedy show.
18:24A man who likes female entertainers laughs at all the jokes of female entertainers.
18:29It's not a comedy show.
18:31He laughs at everything.
18:33It doesn't matter.
18:35He laughs at everything.
18:37Mr. Hinchan, what do you think?
18:39Is it a relationship between an entertainer and an audience?
18:42That's right.
18:44He knows how a man who likes female entertainers feels.
18:47I don't like it.
18:49A man who likes female entertainers.
18:51He's like a representative.
18:53He waits for a woman.
19:00He wants to have a woman.
19:03After a performance, he waits for a woman.
19:06He asks, who is this?
19:08He remembers my name and my presence.
19:10I'm happy with that.
19:12I don't watch gay men.
19:14I don't watch any.
19:16The old man who likes female entertainers doesn't want to laugh at female entertainers.
19:20I don't want to be laughed at, so it's impossible for an old man and a woman to understand each other in the true sense of the word.
19:32I'll teach you three things that old men and women who like entertainers don't like.
19:39I don't like it.
19:41You can use it if you can handle it.
19:45Simple.
19:47I'll teach you three things that old men and women who like entertainers don't like.
19:54I see.
19:55I don't go to a live show where there are only female entertainers.
19:59I think the number of male and female entertainers in a live show is half and half.
20:08But a live show with only female entertainers is almost an old man who likes female entertainers.
20:14That's right.
20:17I don't want to be laughed at, so it's impossible for an old man and a woman to understand each other in the true sense of the word.
20:23I see.
20:24Second.
20:25I don't want to be laughed at.
20:28Look at the timeline of old men and women who are on social media.
20:33All of them are doing something in Japan now.
20:38I see.
20:40Third.
20:42Write a notebook about gender.
20:45I wrote a notebook about the problem of being seen as a female entertainer who is not seen as a male entertainer.
20:55If I send it, the likes of old men who like female entertainers will disappear.
21:01You have to show rejection.
21:03That's right.
21:04There are no old men who are involved with SHERRY now, right?
21:07That's right.
21:09That's right.
21:11Female entertainers.
21:13Let's send out the attitude of NO to us.
21:18Thank you very much.
21:23At the end.
21:27Are you nervous?
21:29Yes.
21:30It's my first time on TV today.
21:32Is that so?
21:33That's right.
21:34Is this your first time?
21:35That's right.
21:37I'm nervous.
21:39Everyone.
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22:01Please rate this program.
22:08Let's open this together.
22:13This is 84, 96, 99.
22:19The total score is 279.
22:24NEO MINAMI is the winner.
22:28Thank you very much.
22:30This is amazing.
22:32This car got 99 points.
22:35As I said at the beginning.
22:38I think the whiteboard is courage.
22:42If you borrow the power of the whiteboard, you can talk about what you are really worried about.
22:49I thought it was great.
22:52Thank you very much.
22:54KIN-CHAN also got a high score.
22:56Personally, the way to use the whiteboard is perfect.
23:00KIN-CHAN brought the whiteboard to his brain at the end.
23:06You won.
23:08How do you feel now?
23:10This is the first time I have become a champion in a show race.
23:13That's great.
23:15This is the second time.
23:17I think the old man will add it to the Wikipedia.
23:19This is the Whiteboard Grand Prix.