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From The Fast Food to First Lady Full Movie
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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up? I just don't know how you can do this.
00:00:09Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:16Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:22Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:26Really?
00:00:28A very powerful man wants to meet you.
00:00:31Give him a night he won't forget, and your death will be settled.
00:00:36I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:45Stop it! What are you doing? Stop!
00:00:49Mom? Mom? Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it!
00:00:54Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Tonight, 9 p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:08You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:12And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:15Or you and your mama...
00:01:18...are done for.
00:01:25And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country...
00:01:28...and the safety of its citizens...
00:01:30...we're coming for you.
00:01:32We will make our country strong again.
00:01:36Okay!
00:01:41That's really good. Thank you.
00:02:25Yep. Big shot coming through.
00:02:40Who's that?
00:02:42You. Go around back.
00:02:46I'm based on the reports. Our enemies are closing in.
00:02:50The White House isn't safe.
00:03:16Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:18We're insurance.
00:03:24Let me help you.
00:03:29Get out!
00:03:33Do you feel it?
00:03:35It's a new drug. A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:39And for serum...
00:03:41And for serum...
00:03:44...you won't be able to resist.
00:03:48I can try.
00:04:11I can try.
00:04:18Or you and your mama...
00:04:20...are done for.
00:04:23Where is he?
00:04:28Who's there?
00:04:35I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'm...
00:04:39Are you okay?
00:04:43Hold on.
00:04:46Please, don't go.
00:04:49Help me.
00:05:08Help me.
00:05:25Don't go.
00:05:29Who is he?
00:05:34Where the hell are you?
00:05:38I'm on my way.
00:05:51Hi, Neil. What can I get for you today?
00:06:00Sir, we've captured spies last night.
00:06:02We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:04We're gonna try something again soon.
00:06:09Go.
00:06:10Sir, are you okay?
00:06:11Are you hit?
00:06:12I'm fine. I'm fine. Go, go, go.
00:06:14Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:21Stop. Stop here.
00:06:22Go, go, go, go, go. Out, out, out.
00:06:24Quick, get out.
00:06:26Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:39What the...
00:06:47What happened?
00:06:52Why is he here?
00:06:54Oh, my God. Are you okay?
00:07:09Oh, my God.
00:07:18I'm sorry. I was not trying to explain.
00:07:22Oh, my God. You really need to go to the hospital, like, right now.
00:07:25If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:28Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:39Are you pretty good at that?
00:07:41I, um... I grew up on a farm.
00:07:44It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:07:50So, your name's Claire?
00:07:52Huh?
00:07:53I want to know your name.
00:07:55Oh, yeah. Yeah, my name's Claire.
00:07:58Claire.
00:08:01And William?
00:08:03William.
00:08:06And William.
00:08:10It's nice to meet you.
00:08:17One more thing.
00:08:19The girl. The one who saved me.
00:08:22Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:24Sir, you've never been interested in any woman in your arm.
00:08:28I mean, in my arm.
00:08:30Just bring her to me.
00:08:35Wait a minute.
00:08:38Have a seat.
00:08:43I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:08:47Twice.
00:08:52If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:02Will you marry me?
00:09:06Marry you?
00:09:08If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:12Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:16And I really won't cause you any trouble, would you?
00:09:19You don't know who I am.
00:09:22Should I?
00:09:24She really doesn't know who I am.
00:09:30I'm sorry.
00:09:32I really am.
00:09:39Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:09:46Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:09:48No.
00:09:50Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just...
00:09:53His double?
00:09:55Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:09:57Oh, so...
00:09:59Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:02Exactly.
00:10:07Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:09I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:11Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:17You okay with that?
00:10:20I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:10:23No.
00:10:28Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:10:31Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:10:34I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:10:36I don't want to drag you into this.
00:10:38Make yourself at home.
00:10:40Alright, well, um...
00:10:43I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:10:46Thanks.
00:10:49I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage, or my...
00:10:54wife.
00:10:56I need to keep her safe.
00:11:01But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:05How do you turn this thing on?
00:11:12You okay in there?
00:11:14You okay in there?
00:11:16Yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:18You sure?
00:11:22This is so embarrassing.
00:11:24Actually, I twisted my ankle, and I'm naked.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:32Oh no.
00:11:34I'll cover my eyes.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:41Okay, I'm coming in.
00:11:44Okay.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:22I'll be right back.
00:12:34Oh, um, it's okay.
00:12:36My ankle actually...
00:12:39Uh...
00:12:41Uh, what is that?
00:12:43Sorry, it's just your shoulder.
00:12:45It's burnt.
00:12:49Uh, you know what?
00:12:51Actually, I can do that.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:12:55Get some rest.
00:12:57Yeah, goodnight.
00:12:59Goodnight.
00:13:08You imbecile!
00:13:11That woman, she let me sit in there.
00:13:13All night.
00:13:15That's your fault.
00:13:17I should kill you.
00:13:19I'm sorry, sir. Please calm down.
00:13:21I can explain.
00:13:23Where is that wretched woman?
00:13:25Where?
00:13:26Don't worry, sir.
00:13:28I'll get her for you.
00:13:30For life.
00:13:32Oh dear.
00:13:35He's actually pretty sweet.
00:13:45Why are you...
00:13:47Oh dear.
00:13:49I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:13:52What more do you want?
00:13:54This is about much more than money.
00:13:56You pissed off some careful people.
00:13:58Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:00I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband.
00:14:04So let me go or he's going to come after you.
00:14:08Your husband?
00:14:10Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:18Get my helicopter ready. Deploy the SWAT team now.
00:14:27Ivanov, you dared to mess with her.
00:14:29I'm not going to let a single one of you go.
00:14:34Where is the SWAT team?
00:14:36Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:14:38What?
00:14:39You're going down there alone, sir?
00:14:47All right, boys.
00:14:49Before the boss hits the slice, how about we get a taste?
00:14:53Stay away from me.
00:14:55Poor girl.
00:14:57No one will find her.
00:14:59And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:15:06I've got just the thing for you.
00:15:18And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:15:22No, stop. Please let me go.
00:15:25Follow me.
00:15:27No, no, please.
00:15:29Please.
00:15:31Stop. Please let me go.
00:15:33Follow me.
00:15:35No, no, please.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:54You're so done.
00:16:01Sorry I'm late.
00:16:02You actually came after me?
00:16:04Of course I came. Your husband.
00:16:09Boss, isn't that the president?
00:16:13The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:16:16You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:16:18She messed with the big shot first.
00:16:20The CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:16:22You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:16:26You mean this clown?
00:16:32Who do you think gave me your location?
00:16:35You didn't check her background?
00:16:38We're all going to die here today.
00:16:40That's it. That's it.
00:16:42Is that this?
00:16:44I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:16:47Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:16:49Shoot him.
00:17:01Did that scare you?
00:17:05Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:17:16Let's go home.
00:17:24Right, sir. The White House banquet is scheduled for July 12th in attendance.
00:17:28Thank you, Mike.
00:17:30And don't forget, sir, you'll need a plus one.
00:17:34Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:17:41Come in.
00:17:47Here's the new education reform proposal.
00:17:52Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:17:57Is there anything else?
00:17:59No, Mr. President.
00:18:01If you don't mind...
00:18:03Very nice of you, but I already have someone in mind.
00:18:09Of course, Mr. President.
00:18:12I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:18:18How is that possible?
00:18:20The president has always been single.
00:18:24Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:18:31Claire likes Taylor Swift. Let's book her for the party.
00:18:35Yes, sir.
00:18:38TAYLOR SWIFT
00:18:52Hey, did you hear our favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:18:55Wait, Taylor Swift? Where?
00:18:57The White House banquet.
00:18:59Oh, the White House.
00:19:01Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:19:03It would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:19:08My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:19:11He didn't get an invite. You think you're getting in?
00:19:14No, I was just saying...
00:19:16With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:19:23Here's your chicken.
00:19:26Who's that?
00:19:29Miss Jones?
00:19:31Yes?
00:19:33Did you want to order some chicken?
00:19:35No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:19:37I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:19:39We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:19:47Me?
00:19:49Yes, you. Here.
00:19:51Please keep that safe, okay?
00:19:55Okay?
00:19:57I'm going.
00:19:59What is going on?
00:20:01Come on.
00:20:24Hey.
00:20:26Do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:20:29Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:20:32Huh?
00:20:34The president likes to avoid social events,
00:20:36so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:20:44And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:20:47But this is, like, a White House event,
00:20:50and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:20:52I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:20:54You're going.
00:20:57You're going.
00:20:59You're my wife.
00:21:01I want you there.
00:21:05Don't worry.
00:21:07I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:21:17I don't care how much they're offering.
00:21:19We're both solid.
00:21:21Even Taylor Swift.
00:21:23Yes, yes.
00:21:25Yes, yes.
00:21:27We're not taking anyone else.
00:21:31What?
00:21:33The First Lady?
00:21:35Such an honor.
00:21:43Hi.
00:21:45Um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:21:50Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:21:58Lewis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:22:01But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:22:03Who cares about that?
00:22:05We're getting ready to serve the First Lady,
00:22:07Miss Claire Jones.
00:22:11Come on. Let's go.
00:22:13Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:22:16Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:22:25Why embarrass yourself?
00:22:27This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:22:29We only serve important people here.
00:22:32Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:22:38I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:22:41I'll embarrass William.
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:22:45You.
00:22:47Must be Claire.
00:22:49Sorry, and you are?
00:22:51Fashion icon M.
00:22:53He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:22:56He only works with celebs.
00:22:58Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:23:03Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:23:05This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:23:08Come on, sweetheart.
00:23:10My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:23:21How is that even possible?
00:23:23Ow! You idiot!
00:23:25I am so sorry.
00:23:29No.
00:23:35We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:23:38Thank you so much, by the way.
00:23:40Thank your husband. He's the one who called us.
00:23:45Oh, William.
00:23:47Hi.
00:23:48Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:23:51I mean, MC is really, really expensive,
00:23:53and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:23:56Don't worry about the cost.
00:23:58Your husband is...
00:23:59I want a raffle.
00:24:01I work. This is all free.
00:24:04Yes, yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:24:08I forgot.
00:24:13This, this is perfect.
00:24:18But you will need a necklace.
00:24:20I don't, I don't have a necklace.
00:24:22Maybe you'll look great with that one.
00:24:25How about this?
00:24:30How about this?
00:24:33My God, I, I know this necklace.
00:24:35It's a...
00:24:39Mr. President,
00:24:41there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:24:45We consider them cultural treasures.
00:24:48One is in our national museum.
00:24:51The other we give to our queen.
00:24:56We give to you.
00:24:59It's gorgeous.
00:25:01Wait.
00:25:03William, are these real diamonds?
00:25:07We can't afford this.
00:25:08It's fake.
00:25:10Don't worry about it.
00:25:20Hello?
00:25:21Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you
00:25:23that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:25:25Unless we do the surgery now,
00:25:27I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:25:29What?
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44What's wrong?
00:25:45No, I'm fine.
00:25:50What happened?
00:25:52You're upset.
00:25:57William, I'm really sorry,
00:25:59but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:26:02Can you tell me why?
00:26:04Yeah, my mom's condition got worse,
00:26:07and I can't afford for her care.
00:26:10And the doctor said that...
00:26:14she only has a few more days left to live,
00:26:17and I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:26:22What?
00:26:23Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:26:24I really didn't want to cancel on you,
00:26:25and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:26:26I just really can't...
00:26:27I was not angry.
00:26:30I'm upset.
00:26:31Why didn't you tell me?
00:26:33And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:26:37Did you forget we're married?
00:26:39I just didn't want to bother you.
00:26:42You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:26:46I will get this sorted.
00:26:48Everything's going to be all right.
00:26:52I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:26:56Now, money's no object.
00:27:05Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:27:09I wanted to surprise her.
00:27:14Mrs. Jones?
00:27:17No way.
00:27:23Am I dreaming?
00:27:25Oh, my God.
00:27:27Are you the president?
00:27:31Is that really the president?
00:27:33Why is he in the hospital?
00:27:35Who's he visiting?
00:27:37Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:27:40Someone actually helped me with it.
00:27:46Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:27:53I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:27:59What?
00:28:00Well, it's not that shocking.
00:28:02Mr. President!
00:28:03Mrs. Jones.
00:28:05I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:28:08I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:28:12The president?
00:28:14You married President Walton?
00:28:16No, he's not, actually.
00:28:18Yes, ma'am.
00:28:20I'm the president.
00:28:24That's wonderful.
00:28:33Um, thank you for pretending to be the president
00:28:37and for my mom to make her happy.
00:28:39It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:28:41Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:28:43And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:28:47Mm-hmm.
00:28:51Oh, my God.
00:28:52Are you President Walton?
00:28:56You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:28:59How come you didn't?
00:29:01Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person,
00:29:05maybe I would have recognized you.
00:29:07Or him.
00:29:12These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine,
00:29:15they need to be taken down.
00:29:17Understood, Mr. President.
00:29:28Hey.
00:29:29Hey, William, you won't believe what happened.
00:29:31Right after I complained to you about the president,
00:29:33he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:29:35And now everyone can afford their medication.
00:29:37Wait, listen.
00:29:38Thank you, Mr. President.
00:29:40You're a lifesaver.
00:29:42You saved our lives.
00:29:43Really?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:45I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:29:50He's all right?
00:29:51All right, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:29:54I'll see you then.
00:29:57I have another meeting.
00:29:59Can you go, uh, pick up Miss Jones for me?
00:30:01Yes, sir.
00:30:07Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:30:09Oh, no problem.
00:30:10Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:30:12I promise.
00:30:16Whoa.
00:30:17Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:30:20Miss Jones, why, could you please come with us?
00:30:23We're here to take you to get changed.
00:30:25Thank you, that's so nice.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:50Mr. President.
00:30:52I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:30:56I'm already looking forward to seeing her.
00:30:58So am I.
00:30:59Cheers.
00:31:03Excuse us.
00:31:05Good evening, Mr. President.
00:31:08I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:31:14I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:31:16And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:31:21Can't wait to meet her.
00:31:35It's a good job tonight.
00:31:36Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:37Clara's on her way?
00:31:38Yep.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:35That's my husband's date.
00:32:37She's gorgeous.
00:32:39We look perfect together.
00:32:45You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:32:48Pretty dashing yourself.
00:32:51Wait here, I'll get us some drinks.
00:32:57Pretty girl.
00:32:59All alone?
00:33:01I am a lexi.
00:33:04Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:33:10You can look, but don't touch.
00:33:13So sorry, President Walton.
00:33:15I did not know she was with you.
00:33:17I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:33:21Yes, of course.
00:33:35So, this is your date?
00:33:41This is your date?
00:33:43She has a name.
00:33:46Everyone, this is Claire.
00:33:49Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:33:53You as well.
00:33:55You don't know any of these people.
00:33:57I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:34:01Claire!
00:34:02I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:34:07This is...
00:34:08Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:34:11And Miss Moreau.
00:34:12Enchanté.
00:34:14I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:34:17We are enjoying it very much, merci.
00:34:20I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:34:23C'est magnifique.
00:34:24When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:34:29I would love that.
00:34:30President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:34:35Suivez-moi.
00:34:38How did you...
00:34:41Mr. Dubois.
00:34:43Mr. Dubois.
00:34:45Mr. Dubois.
00:34:47Miss Moreau.
00:34:49Miss Moreau.
00:34:52You're just full of surprises.
00:34:54I'm not gonna let you down.
00:34:57I'm gonna check the time of the Taylor Swift performance.
00:35:00Because I do not want you to miss that.
00:35:02I'm so excited.
00:35:14Claire.
00:35:15I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:35:16Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:35:19Please?
00:35:20Yeah, of course.
00:35:27Hey, are you okay?
00:35:28What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:35:31I'm sorry, what?
00:35:32Don't play dumb.
00:35:34You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:35:36It looks like she thinks William is the real President.
00:35:39Look, the President is not into me, okay?
00:35:42You're mistaken.
00:35:43Mistaken?
00:35:45This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:35:49And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:35:53It's a fake, I promise.
00:35:54I promise.
00:35:57Claire?
00:36:00Fake?
00:36:01You think I'm stupid or something?
00:36:02Take it off.
00:36:04What are you doing?
00:36:06You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:36:08Take it off, right now.
00:36:25Claire!
00:36:27No, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:36:28She's a murderer.
00:36:29Go and get help now!
00:36:34No, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:36:35She's a murderer.
00:36:36Go and get help now!
00:36:44Shit!
00:36:45Get medical here ASAP.
00:36:55Get medical here ASAP.
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:23You sure?
00:37:24Mm-hmm.
00:37:25Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:37:26Just wait for me.
00:37:27Yes, Mr. President.
00:37:34Mr. President, please, you don't have to do this.
00:37:36Stop! Stop talking!
00:37:38You crossed the line tonight.
00:37:40Your political career is over.
00:37:43No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:37:49I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:37:50I'm putting you in danger.
00:37:53You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:38:05What happened?
00:38:07Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:38:12Did it hurt?
00:38:16No.
00:38:18Come so close.
00:38:19Why?
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:27I want to be able to control myself.
00:38:38You're soaked.
00:38:42Maybe you want to have a shower?
00:38:45I, um...
00:38:47I can't, uh...
00:38:49get out of this by myself.
00:38:53Could you, um...
00:38:55help me?
00:39:00Could you, um...
00:39:02help me?
00:39:18I'll be quick.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:30Uh...
00:39:32William?
00:39:33Where did you get all of that money?
00:39:35Come here. Sit down.
00:39:38Because I went to the party
00:39:40on behalf of the President,
00:39:42he gave me a bonus.
00:39:44Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:39:46And I plan on using this money
00:39:49to help you open your own shop.
00:39:51Oh, William, I can't.
00:39:53That's way too much money.
00:39:55Plus, you got it risking your life,
00:39:57so no, I can't accept it.
00:39:59It's not a gift.
00:40:02It's an investment.
00:40:04You make a profit, I get a share.
00:40:07I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:40:10Wait.
00:40:11You really think I can do it?
00:40:13Absolutely.
00:40:16The President also heard that
00:40:18your necklace broke.
00:40:20So he got us these rings.
00:40:33I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:40:36Will you thank the President for me?
00:40:46Wait a minute, there's one more thing.
00:40:48It's important.
00:40:50Yes, sir?
00:40:51Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:40:55Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:40:57Yes, sir.
00:41:10Hello, welcome to our grand opening.
00:41:13New owner, huh?
00:41:14Mm-hmm.
00:41:15Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:41:20Hey, what are you doing?
00:41:22You can't do that here.
00:41:25Listen, bitch.
00:41:26This street is mine.
00:41:28You want to make money?
00:41:29You cut me in.
00:41:34Sir, sir.
00:41:39Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:41:40Yes, sir.
00:41:45Officer Smith.
00:41:47I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:41:49Don't worry, sir.
00:41:50We have it all under control.
00:41:52Leave, or I'm going to call the police.
00:41:56Call them.
00:41:57You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:42:01So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:42:05Tough guy.
00:42:07You're not going to do anything.
00:42:09What are you going to do, huh?
00:42:14What were you saying?
00:42:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:20No, no, no, please.
00:42:25You have no idea who she is.
00:42:28Please, no.
00:42:30You know what to do now, right?
00:42:36Spread the word to everyone.
00:42:38This place is under our protection.
00:42:40Nobody's going to touch her if she can shop.
00:42:49Thanks?
00:42:54Congratulations.
00:42:55To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:43:00Hold that thought.
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:04Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal.
00:43:06Do you want to review it again?
00:43:08It's a small deal.
00:43:09You can handle it yourself.
00:43:12Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:43:20We made $200 today.
00:43:24That much on the first day?
00:43:28You're amazing.
00:43:30Look, don't worry.
00:43:31I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:43:34So that you can, you know, quit your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:43:41Thank you, Claire.
00:43:44I appreciate it.
00:43:50I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:43:53Really?
00:43:54Oh, yeah.
00:43:55I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:44:01I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:44:07Come on.
00:44:12Hey, we're about to close.
00:44:15Holy crap.
00:44:17Are you the president?
00:44:21Yeah, I am.
00:44:23Nah, you're tricking me.
00:44:25You're the president's body double, right?
00:44:27Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:44:31Shit, man.
00:44:34Yeah, you look just like him.
00:44:37Well, what do you want?
00:44:40Well, what do you want?
00:44:55This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:44:57His name was Ferdie.
00:44:59This one?
00:45:01Are you sure?
00:45:03Mm-hmm.
00:45:05All done.
00:45:07So cute.
00:45:12Hey, wait.
00:45:14Can I get a photo with you?
00:45:21Ten dollars a photo.
00:45:24No problem.
00:45:25Mom! Dad! Get up!
00:45:28Did you see that?
00:45:29That was a great business opportunity.
00:45:31That was a very clever idea.
00:45:34Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:45:36Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:45:37Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:45:38Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:45:39Oh, my God.
00:45:40Oh, my God.
00:46:04What did that kiss mean?
00:46:05Wait.
00:46:08What did that kiss mean?
00:46:11Uh, it...
00:46:14It's because the lights aren't on,
00:46:16and it's really dark, and we couldn't see clearly,
00:46:18and our lips just happened to, like,
00:46:20brush past each other's accidentally.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:35I see.
00:46:41Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:46:44I finish work early.
00:46:46Oh, I see.
00:46:48This is where we kissed last night.
00:46:56Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:47:00What?
00:47:05Sorry.
00:47:17No excuses today, right?
00:47:22How did you do that?
00:47:24A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:47:30What? No, come on, tell me.
00:47:36Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:47:38I guess I could ask room to room.
00:47:50Mr. President, we've got the leak.
00:47:59So, you've been selling information
00:48:01that's been leaked to the press.
00:48:03So, you've been selling information
00:48:05about me and my wife.
00:48:10Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:48:14Hello? Did you order fried chicken?
00:48:18Hello? Claire's fried chicken.
00:48:23Well, that's to be one of them.
00:48:26Sir, I'm sorry.
00:48:28You don't have to do this.
00:48:31Too late.
00:48:33Sir, I mean, Mr. President.
00:48:35Mr. President, you don't have to do this.
00:48:37You don't have to do this.
00:48:49William?
00:48:59William?
00:49:00William, what's going on?
00:49:02Why are you pointing a gun at someone?
00:49:07The President, he was...
00:49:09Why is he calling you the President?
00:49:13Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:49:17This is just...
00:49:19just a training exercise
00:49:22with the doubles of my colleagues
00:49:26just to make things look more realistic.
00:49:29No, yeah. No, it's just practice.
00:49:32Really?
00:49:44I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:49:48Just a little plastic surgery.
00:49:52I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:49:54I do...
00:49:59neighborhood security.
00:50:02Oh, God.
00:50:03Wow, you guys really scared me.
00:50:05I thought you were in trouble.
00:50:08Well, thank you so much
00:50:10for taking care of my husband.
00:50:13I really appreciate it.
00:50:19Oh!
00:50:20You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:50:23I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:50:26I love fried chicken.
00:50:27And because you're William's coworkers,
00:50:29I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:50:32Thank you very much.
00:50:34Okay, well...
00:50:36I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:50:39Oh!
00:50:41Can't forget this.
00:50:47Wait!
00:50:49What now?
00:50:53What now?
00:50:54Can we take a picture?
00:50:57Yeah, come on.
00:50:58Come, it'll be fun.
00:51:01Everybody say, chicken!
00:51:03Chicken!
00:51:08Claire's Fried Chicken!
00:51:13Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:51:16Mr. President.
00:51:19Get on your knees.
00:51:20Now.
00:51:21Thank you for playing along.
00:51:25Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:51:27Thank you, Mr. President.
00:51:29Get him out of here.
00:51:30Let's go.
00:51:35Mr. President, that was extremely close.
00:51:38I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:51:42So...
00:51:43I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:51:46I'm sorry.
00:51:47So...
00:51:49I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:52:02Oh, good, you're back.
00:52:04Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:52:06I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:52:11Let's see.
00:52:13Let's see.
00:52:19Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:52:23Wow, that's amazing.
00:52:26You're as smart as the President.
00:52:30Would you...
00:52:34Would you want me to be the President?
00:52:39Would you want me to be the President?
00:52:42I...
00:52:45I...
00:52:47I just mean, if I was really the President,
00:52:51would that make you happier?
00:52:53Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:52:55No.
00:52:56I don't want you to be the President.
00:52:59Well, actually, I...
00:53:01Actually, I hate the President.
00:53:04You do?
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:06My, uh...
00:53:08My dad died because of him.
00:53:11He was in the military, you know,
00:53:13and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:53:17Claire, I'm sorry.
00:53:19Now he probably won't think too much about it.
00:53:25I'll be right back.
00:53:31Alex.
00:53:33Dad?
00:53:34Hey, sweetheart.
00:53:36I'm out of prison.
00:53:37I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:53:40How dare you even mention Mom?
00:53:43Put her in a coma.
00:53:45And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:53:49I've changed.
00:53:51I want to make things right with you both.
00:53:53Can we meet tomorrow?
00:54:02Are you really sorry about that?
00:54:07Is everything okay?
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:10It was just a spam call.
00:54:12You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:54:15Yeah, I know.
00:54:16William, I won't drag you into this.
00:54:31Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:54:34Leopard.
00:54:37This is my daughter.
00:54:41Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:54:44Dad, seriously? I'm your daughter.
00:54:46How could you do that?
00:54:48I gave you life and raised you.
00:54:50I do what I want with you.
00:54:53Damn bitch, I know you.
00:54:56You got my brother killed.
00:55:00We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:55:07Dad.
00:55:19Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:55:24No, no, he's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:55:27Is that so?
00:55:29Pretty pricey.
00:55:32Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:55:35Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:55:38We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:55:42Let's name it Claire.
00:55:44Good name.
00:55:45I like it. Claire. Keeping America safe.
00:55:50Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:55:51Sir.
00:55:52We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:55:54What is it?
00:55:55It's Miss Jones.
00:55:56She's been kidnapped by the international mob and they're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:56:01We've been looking her in these assholes. Looks like now's the time.
00:56:05Just a little more to it, sir.
00:56:07They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:56:17I can handle my own.
00:56:19No, Mr. President. It's too dangerous. The entire country relies on you.
00:56:23Yes, Mr. President.
00:56:24The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:56:26Yeah, I would, I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:56:32My gun.
00:56:40I've made it.
00:56:41Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:56:46She's not just any girl.
00:56:48She's my girl.
00:56:57Contact traffic control.
00:56:59Contact traffic control.
00:57:01Now clear me a path.
00:57:07Where is he?
00:57:08My patience is running thin.
00:57:10She's still worth something, right?
00:57:12You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:57:14Time's up.
00:57:15And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:57:29Who's this idiot?
00:57:33President?
00:57:34Don't come any closer.
00:57:36Who the hell are you?
00:57:38No, no, no. He's not the President. He's just his double.
00:57:43That makes sense.
00:57:45The real President wouldn't come here alone.
00:57:47Search him.
00:58:00William.
00:58:06William, why would you risk coming here?
00:58:09Because you're my family.
00:58:12Fried chicken girl.
00:58:14You can't be the President.
00:58:16You had me scared there for a moment.
00:58:18It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
00:58:24What are you looking at?
00:58:26You want to see me have some fun with your wife?
00:58:29Fine by me.
00:58:56Fine!
00:59:00You still want to play?
00:59:02So you learned what you did yourself.
00:59:04Only the real President could do that.
00:59:06I saw him on the battlefield.
00:59:08He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
00:59:12He's a killing machine.
00:59:14I don't ever want to see you kind on American soil.
00:59:17We'll leave. I promise.
00:59:21Old you.
00:59:24If you ever mess with my wife again...
00:59:29I will make sure you die in prison.
00:59:32I won't.
00:59:34I promise.
00:59:37William, who are you really?
00:59:50William?
00:59:54Claire, why did you lie to me?
00:59:57I'm your husband.
00:59:59If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:00:01You have?
01:00:03And what about you?
01:00:05You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:00:14William?
01:00:18Who are you, William?
01:00:20William?
01:00:22Are you really the President?
01:00:29I am.
01:00:35I am.
01:00:39You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:00:42What?
01:00:44Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:00:46I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you?
01:00:49We got married because you said that you wanted to repay me.
01:00:52What are you even saying?
01:00:55You can't see how much I adore you?
01:00:59You really can't feel it?
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:10Please.
01:01:20Please.
01:01:38Huh.
01:01:41A delivery to the White House.
01:01:50Why are there so many reporters?
01:01:58Today, in front of all of America,
01:02:04I want to say I love you.
01:02:07I love you for who you are.
01:02:10And I want everyone to know your name.
01:02:20Claire.
01:02:23Will you marry me?
01:02:34No.
01:02:39Because we're already married.
01:03:09America, please welcome your First Lady.