• 12 hours ago
At Disney, we hear you. And we promise to stop tricking you in our contracts with legal loopholes that let us kill people! Our bad! Remember kids, don't mess with the mouse.

Lawyer: Britt Migs
Written by: Britt Migs
Producers: Britt Migs and Michael Strauss
Edited by: Gabrielle Williott
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott

00:00 Disney Lawyer
00:08 Wrongful Death Suit
00:15 Andrew Garfield Spiderman
00:29 Wife Spin
00:35 Casey Anthony's Lawyers
00:45 We dropped it

#disney #lawsuit #disneyworld

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Transcript
00:00Hi I'm one of Disney's attorneys and I'm here to issue an apology. Recently a man tried to sue
00:06our parks when his wife died on the premises. We then tried to block this wrongful death suit
00:11because the man had once watched Spider-Man, the Andrew Garfield version, on Disney Plus.
00:17Weird choice. The sign of agreement for our streaming service is a legal and binding
00:21document that allows us to do any number of things to your wives, whether it's kill them
00:26or steal them for our new ride, Wife's Fit, coming soon to Epcot. And it would have held
00:33up in court. We've got the same team as Casey Anthony, Florida baby, but we decided that wasn't
00:39very magical of us. We here at Disney want you to know that we're listening and we hear you,
00:44which is why we're dropping the bid to block the lawsuit. Not only that, but we're giving
00:49that man and his ghost wife park hopper passes and a special visit with Mickey. What? Okay sorry.
00:58That's a one park pass during the off-season and the visit will be with LeFou, Gaston's special
01:04sidekick. We're not afraid to admit when we've been wrong. We're also not afraid of the legal
01:08proceedings that are going to follow. Because if there's one thing we're not, it's a bunch of
01:12Pinocchios. Hey, if that guy didn't want his wife to die, maybe he should have stayed home. Remember
01:18kids don't mess with the mouse. Good. Are we done? It's not going to get a penny. Try that
01:24shit with Universal, right?

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