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College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, which is why you should just trust what the unviersities tell you without even thinking twice about how much you could be screwed after school has ended.

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00:00If you don't follow up that sterling potential with a college degree,
00:05everyone's going to think the only occupation you're fit for is a gas station attendant
00:11who has to be told not to drink the special sour water from the pump when you're on your break.
00:17Dare to suggest that you might skip out on later learning
00:21and your parents are going to react to you like you just told them that your life's dream
00:26is to hug the front end of a city bus traveling at speed.
00:30Well, my parents just want what's best for me,
00:33and what's best for me is to go to college and get a degree so I can get a job.
00:38That's the spirit!
00:40And by the time you get out of college,
00:42maybe some of the boomers that will never retire will have died and opened up a job for you to get.

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