Tiger partakes in a Kung Fu contest, he wins the contest and the grand prize: the right to marry the daughter of the town’s most wealthy figure. In order for Tiger to marry Ting, Tiger must accomplish 3 objectives. First, he must obtain a Kung Fu manual from a bitter Shaolin Monk, second, he needs to visit a brothel and steal a jade from a lady boy there and, third, he must steal a ruby from a deadly yoga master. Needless to say, marriage is not easy for Tiger.
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00:00:30You're a fool, Watts, you're a fool.
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00:00:56Wait for what?
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00:03:25Tiger.
00:03:26Huh?
00:03:27Foreign devil.
00:03:28You faker.
00:03:29You faker.
00:03:30You must be kind.
00:03:31I don't know as much as you do.
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00:04:05Hens' Claws.
00:04:06Huh?
00:04:07Hens' Claws?
00:04:09Whatever does that mean?
00:04:12Ha-ha-ha.
00:04:13Hands like this mean you're gonna find it difficult to beat me.
00:04:16Hawk.
00:04:17My friend, you better find someone to save you.
00:04:20Stupid.
00:04:21Hawk.
00:04:22Perhaps I'm stupid, but I wouldn't have thought that anything's impossible.
00:04:44This has never happened to me before.
00:04:57Yes, I got it!
00:05:10Dad! Dad! Dad! Speak to me! Please! Speak to me!
00:05:27Water! There's none!
00:05:35Dad! Broken any bones?
00:05:39You threw that! Throw it over me!
00:05:47You just want to give me a heart attack!
00:05:52You ought to be locked up!
00:05:55Well, I didn't mean it.
00:06:01You just want to give me a heart attack, so get me out of the way!
00:06:04How can you think that? You're my own father!
00:06:10What am I going to have left if you still live here?
00:06:12You're going to destroy this house one day! You'll just knock it down!
00:06:16Get out! Get out! It's time you left home!
00:06:19I don't want you hanging around!
00:06:21Find your things and pack your rubbish and go and stay with your uncle!
00:06:24Dad, you don't mean it.
00:06:26You bet I do! Hurry up!
00:06:34Hey, I...
00:06:40So you're running away.
00:06:43That's what you think.
00:06:48Probably because I'm better than you.
00:06:51Out of my way!
00:06:53Better to run away, then you can avoid me.
00:06:58Of course, feel free to go if you want.
00:07:00I'm glad that you were waiting for me here.
00:07:04We can settle this now, once and for all.
00:07:08Mean it?
00:07:12But you're afraid of me.
00:07:15We'll see.
00:07:19Don't wake up my dad.
00:07:26Well?
00:07:28There's something I can promise you.
00:07:30Hen's claws, swan's claws, duck's claws, parrot's claws.
00:07:34Maybe you've got them all up your sleeve.
00:07:36Well, I'm not afraid.
00:07:39We'll see.
00:07:58I can use my elbows like wings.
00:08:01Now let's see what you're like.
00:08:04I don't know.
00:08:20You must be hurt. Bad.
00:08:24You must be hurt. Bad.
00:08:40I thought you might have seen this old trick before.
00:08:54Come on.
00:09:18I warned you not to fight me.
00:09:20You wouldn't believe me.
00:09:24Bye-bye.
00:09:29Wait for me.
00:09:31Tiger, Tiger, where are you going?
00:09:34Running away.
00:09:37Tiger, I hope you didn't take me seriously.
00:09:40I was only joking.
00:09:42Hey, where are you going?
00:09:44I'm going to the town.
00:09:45To the town?
00:09:47Tiger, take me.
00:09:50Tiger, take me.
00:09:54Like hell.
00:09:55Oh, well.
00:09:57What do you mean, Tiger?
00:10:00I promise, anything you say, I will do.
00:10:05I mean, we'll be brothers. Kung Fu brothers.
00:10:08You're the big one, I'm the little one.
00:10:10Please say yes.
00:10:12Brother, brother.
00:10:20Brother, I didn't know there'd be so much to see.
00:10:23You should thank me for bringing you.
00:10:26Well, where are we going? Where are we staying?
00:10:29I can't quite remember.
00:10:31I came here when I was a boy.
00:10:32What?
00:10:33So now what?
00:10:35We'll look around.
00:10:37Hey, how's that man there?
00:10:40Excuse me, where's the shop belonging to Mr. Pang?
00:10:44The Pang shop.
00:10:45Excuse me, where's the shop belonging to Mr. Pang?
00:10:48The Pang shop, which sells the pottery, you know.
00:10:51Oh, yes, Pang's pottery shop.
00:10:53Go straight on and then turn right.
00:10:56Right, thank you, thank you.
00:10:57You're welcome.
00:10:59Over there.
00:11:03This it?
00:11:09Can I help you?
00:11:11Uncle Pang, don't you know me?
00:11:13I'm your nephew.
00:11:16Well, so you are.
00:11:20Why'd your father send you here?
00:11:22Well, my dad, he thinks I won't be much use staying at home,
00:11:26so he asked me to come and stay with you and learn your business.
00:11:29Uncle, uncle.
00:11:32Who's your friend?
00:11:34He's learning kung fu. He's Munching.
00:11:37Pang, please help me.
00:11:39I'm learning kung fu. Your nephew's teaching me.
00:11:41Well, I'll go bankrupt if a pair of you work with me.
00:11:48You'd better stay here with me.
00:11:51You can help me run this shop if you're both staying.
00:11:54But I warn you, before you start, you've both got to work hard.
00:11:57You've both got to work properly.
00:12:00I think it's best if I teach you.
00:12:04Oh, thank you so much, thank you so much.
00:12:07Uncle, how can we help you?
00:12:09Uncle, how can we repay you for this?
00:12:12Oh, well, there are always things to be done.
00:12:15Work in the shop, delivering goods, making the beds,
00:12:18washing the dishes, cleaning the toilets, sweeping the floor,
00:12:21and you'd better not break any of my parts,
00:12:23because if you do, I will break all your fingers one by one.
00:12:33Hello, hello.
00:12:34Hello.
00:12:37Damn.
00:12:39Tiger, let's go away.
00:12:41What do you mean?
00:12:43Working with pots all day. We'll both go potty.
00:12:45And your uncle, he's a miser, such a mean man.
00:12:49For the two of us, he only pays one.
00:12:52And he doesn't feed us properly.
00:12:54Well, he was only expecting one person, not the both of us.
00:13:05Tiger.
00:13:07What is it?
00:13:09Listen to me.
00:13:11Believe me, I only came with you to learn kung fu,
00:13:14not to work in a pot shop.
00:13:17I'm wasting my time.
00:13:19Hey, can you teach me why he's not here, when he's gone?
00:13:25Oh, I think I know a good one you could learn from me.
00:13:29Yes, but you have to know two things.
00:13:32What are they?
00:13:34One, you have to be fast.
00:13:37Two, you have to like to laugh.
00:13:42Catch.
00:13:45What are you doing?
00:13:47It's called learning how to balance things.
00:13:50I'll drop them.
00:13:52No.
00:13:54Now watch this.
00:13:56Hey.
00:14:09You can use pots for lots of things, see.
00:14:12Tiger, let me down.
00:14:14Remember now, my uncle told you not to break them.
00:14:18If you do, he'll break your head.
00:14:20Now, my uncle told you not to break them.
00:14:23If you do, he'll break your fingers.
00:14:29Thank you very much.
00:14:31I'll show you something better later.
00:14:41Ah, business is booming.
00:14:46Tiger.
00:14:48What are you doing with that vase?
00:14:50Put it down, everyone.
00:14:55Uncle.
00:14:57Uncle.
00:14:59It's in one piece.
00:15:06That's my vase.
00:15:08It's mine.
00:15:15Hey, next.
00:15:17My poor husband.
00:15:19I told him not to.
00:15:21Our ancestors' spirits,
00:15:23please give us everything we ask for in the temple.
00:15:26Bye, you heard the lemon.
00:15:28See you there.
00:15:30No pots, no pots.
00:15:32I know.
00:15:36Yeah, that's it.
00:15:43Just tell me what's happening here.
00:15:48There was a coffin.
00:15:50Coffin? But why do they want medicine?
00:15:53The monk at the temple said if we see coffin,
00:15:56we must buy some herbs from him and make some medicine.
00:15:59And then the coffin can't hurt us.
00:16:02Hey, leave me alone.
00:16:04But listen. What?
00:16:06Why don't we slip off and look around the market?
00:16:09Oh, yes.
00:16:15Tiger, so many people.
00:16:17Wow.
00:16:19It's just like carnival time.
00:16:22Hey, let's go and look.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:27Hey, hey.
00:16:29Well?
00:16:32Bastard, what are you doing?
00:16:34Just look. All the people are so humble.
00:16:37How can you strut up to the temple like a king?
00:16:40You're right.
00:16:47Let me help you.
00:17:01Fifty? When my neighbor came here, you were only charging $25.
00:17:04Why do you charge me 50?
00:17:06The price will go up again later.
00:17:08Give me your 50. Don't be a fool.
00:17:11Wow.
00:17:13Tiger, at that rate, you'll soon be a millionaire.
00:17:17Let's go.
00:17:20Hey.
00:17:22Make a queue there. Come on, you stand in line there.
00:17:24Go on, stand in line.
00:17:26I didn't know we had to queue.
00:17:28Of course you've got to queue.
00:17:32Completely around the bend.
00:17:35Hey, Tiger.
00:17:37What's the madman saying?
00:17:39The madman says...
00:17:41How should I know?
00:17:43Well, what should we do in the temple?
00:17:45Let's look inside the temple.
00:17:47It's interesting.
00:17:54Brother, we're running out of stock.
00:17:56All right, go and ask the monk to get some more.
00:17:58Next, please.
00:18:01Excuse me, monk. We're running out of stock.
00:18:03Don't bother me now. Ask the senior monk.
00:18:05Senior monk.
00:18:15Senior, help us.
00:18:17We're running out of stock.
00:18:19Please don't interrupt me.
00:18:21Take the ones here and go away.
00:18:23Oh, I know you.
00:18:25Please tell me.
00:18:27His nickname's Blind Snake.
00:18:29Blind Snake?
00:18:31Tonight we'll see something special.
00:18:33Something bad?
00:18:35Snake killing?
00:19:06Not here.
00:19:12Not here.
00:19:28Hey, don't make any noise.
00:19:30He may be blind, but he has good hearing.
00:19:32He can hear the slightest thing.
00:19:33All right, all right.
00:19:38Brother, someone's outside.
00:19:40Right.
00:19:44Watchman!
00:19:46Watchman, do your job.
00:19:48Find out who's there.
00:20:04Help!
00:20:31Hey, Watchman.
00:20:33Who's there?
00:20:34No one.
00:20:35Okay, that's all right.
00:20:37Sir, perhaps while we're here,
00:20:39perhaps we should discuss our other business matters.
00:20:42We should discuss them now.
00:20:44I've got a plan.
00:20:53Go and have another look out there.
00:21:00Come on, hurry.
00:21:02Watchman.
00:21:05Hey, Watchman.
00:21:11Watchman, I've asked you once before to look out,
00:21:14so if you can't hear all the noise going on,
00:21:16you must be dead.
00:21:32I'll come back.
00:21:38Where are you going?
00:21:47Where are you?
00:21:49I don't think either of you has any idea
00:21:51of who you'll be fighting against.
00:21:53I can take care of you.
00:21:55I'll take care of you.
00:21:57I'll take care of you.
00:21:59I'll take care of you.
00:22:01I'll take on both of you and still win.
00:22:04Never bully a blind man.
00:22:06But you won't believe me until you've seen my kung fu.
00:22:32Come on.
00:22:33Come on.
00:23:01Come on.
00:23:03Come on.
00:23:09Walk right back.
00:23:13As I say.
00:23:16One, two, three, stop.
00:23:18Now don't you move or I'll kill you.
00:23:34Stop.
00:23:52Stop.
00:23:54You're hurting my neck.
00:23:55Come on.
00:24:03Come on.
00:24:33Come on.
00:25:04Hey.
00:25:06Hey.
00:25:12It's a good stick, don't you think?
00:25:15Yes, it is.
00:25:17But you won't have it for long.
00:25:33Come on.
00:25:50Munchin, you mustn't move.
00:26:04Hey.
00:26:09The ball.
00:26:34Come back.
00:26:38Come on.
00:27:04Shh.
00:27:24See what we found?
00:27:25These aren't real monks.
00:27:27They're all fakes.
00:27:29Look at the fake monks.
00:27:31Hey.
00:27:32We caught them.
00:27:36Look at the fake monks.
00:27:45I'm so proud to see this.
00:27:47I am one of my nephews.
00:27:49I taught them all that kung fu.
00:27:53Goodbye.
00:28:00Uncle, I'm back.
00:28:01I see.
00:28:05Where's Munchin?
00:28:07I asked him to deliver some goods a long time ago.
00:28:09He still hasn't come back to the shop yet.
00:28:13Tiger.
00:28:14What's the matter?
00:28:18Uncle.
00:28:21Tiger.
00:28:22All right.
00:28:27Where were you?
00:28:28Please don't ask.
00:28:29Tiger.
00:28:30I need an hour of work.
00:28:33Well, my uncle's sitting in the shop.
00:28:36If he sees you, he'll ask you to stop here.
00:28:41I shall run then.
00:28:43Hey.
00:28:44Hey.
00:28:45Tiger.
00:28:46Please call him back.
00:28:48My friend said that the mother of his niece's mother-in-law's son's grandmother's uncle is sick.
00:28:53And he wants to look after her because he's very fond of her.
00:28:57Is that true?
00:28:59Uh.
00:29:00Uh.
00:29:01Uh.
00:29:02Yes, it is.
00:29:03And he said he'll be back soon.
00:29:04Uh.
00:29:05Wait.
00:29:06Wait.
00:29:07Wait.
00:29:08Well, this has turned into a right mess.
00:29:09Any more bets?
00:29:10Any more bets?
00:29:11You're bound to win a fortune if you bet.
00:29:12I'm offering odds of 100 to 1 so somebody here could win a lot of money.
00:29:16Last bets.
00:29:17Last bets.
00:29:18Hey.
00:29:19What are we betting on?
00:29:20Oh, Lady Ting has organized this contest today with the help of the three best kung fu fighters in the town.
00:29:25That guy there, he's already won two times.
00:29:27And if he wins this, your winnings will be $100 to 1.
00:29:30How about that?
00:29:39I really don't believe this.
00:29:42Hey, want to bet?
00:29:43No.
00:29:46Try your luck.
00:29:47You see that?
00:29:48I won't bet.
00:29:58You're here.
00:30:00I've come to help you.
00:30:02It's all right.
00:30:28Ha ha ha.
00:30:35What's your name?
00:30:38I'm a guide.
00:30:42To kung fu.
00:30:44My name, sir, is Guan Yan.
00:30:46Choose your weapon.
00:30:47I don't want one.
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00:36:47Sir, I've got a plan.
00:36:49Go on.
00:36:50Hey hey hey.
00:36:51We plan an extra something for their wedding.
00:36:53Then you won't have to worry.
00:36:55Ah.
00:36:56C'mere now.
00:36:57~~~
00:37:13Darling.
00:37:14Darling?
00:37:18Darling?
00:37:24Why won't you look at me?
00:37:34Baby?
00:37:39Baby!
00:37:40Look at me!
00:37:42For my sake?
00:37:44And for my father's.
00:37:46Don't mention your father!
00:37:49It's easy for you.
00:37:51But my father, he wants me to have a baby.
00:38:05Now then, let's play a game together.
00:38:15I think I'm a cripple.
00:38:20You're laughing.
00:38:23Now, this is my first time.
00:38:25I've never done it before.
00:38:27I'm frightened.
00:38:28I'm nervous.
00:38:31Let me kiss you.
00:38:35Now, I have to test you first.
00:38:38And can we make love afterwards?
00:38:40Yes.
00:38:42Well, there's no problem then.
00:38:44I can answer any questions you want to ask me.
00:38:52I'm not so big.
00:38:54Let me put it on.
00:38:59But darling, darling.
00:39:01Now, you can go to sleep.
00:39:03But you told me you were going to test me.
00:39:05Obviously, there's no need now.
00:39:07You're all tied up.
00:39:09But look at this.
00:39:10This will move my hands.
00:39:12Try to touch me then.
00:39:14No problem.
00:39:26My hands.
00:39:36Now, I think we can...
00:39:38There's another test first.
00:39:41Well then, what is it?
00:39:44I want you to give me three presents.
00:39:46What presents?
00:39:47Firstly, there's a certain monk who lives at the South Temple.
00:39:51I think it's only fair to warn you that his Kung Fu is excellent.
00:39:55And I want you to get hold of his Kung Fu techniques.
00:39:59Next, there's a well-known prostitute who works at the Spring Brothel.
00:40:04I want the jade which hangs at her chest.
00:40:08And third, there's a man who goes by the name of Dal Bashir.
00:40:12Know him?
00:40:13He wears a ruby.
00:40:14I want you to get it.
00:40:17Married one day and you want me dead.
00:40:19Married?
00:40:20As my husband, you should do what I want.
00:40:23But I will, I will.
00:40:25But tell me, what will I get out of this?
00:40:27Hell, you want too much.
00:40:29All right.
00:40:30I'll do what you want.
00:40:32I'll bring your presents back.
00:40:33Back.
00:40:36I'm going.
00:40:39Ah, you wait for me.
00:40:48See what I mean?
00:40:49Yes, I see.
00:40:51Just leave it to me.
00:40:53I, Mun Shing, will deal with this.
00:40:55I'll enjoy it.
00:40:58The monk at the temple, is he so hard to beat?
00:41:01Wait till we get to the temple.
00:41:03Then we'll see.
00:41:04Oh?
00:41:05I just wonder how tough he is.
00:41:06He sounds good.
00:41:16Tiger, this monk must have got potty, sleeping like that.
00:41:20Anyway, where would a monk hide a Kung Fu book?
00:41:26What's he looking at?
00:41:27A monk hide a Kung Fu book.
00:41:33What's he looking at?
00:41:36You idiot.
00:41:38Can't you see?
00:41:39He's asleep.
00:41:55What's wrong?
00:41:56It couldn't be in there, could it?
00:41:58I bet, it's under him.
00:42:03Nothing.
00:42:23Nothing.
00:42:27Hey!
00:42:33Hey!
00:42:45He's fast asleep, still.
00:42:55Hey!
00:43:03Oh!
00:43:08Nothing.
00:43:34Hey!
00:43:46Hey, what the hell?
00:43:55You bastard, now you're a dead man.
00:43:59You're dead.
00:44:03Master, master.
00:44:05I'm a monk, not your master.
00:44:07You'd better remember.
00:44:08Oh, sorry, Amitabha.
00:44:10What's your excuse?
00:44:11Well, his mother.
00:44:12What's wrong with your mother?
00:44:14Nothing.
00:44:15Nothing?
00:44:16Oh, but, you misunderstand.
00:44:20Because, because his mother's dying, and we have to buy medicine pots for her.
00:44:25And so we...
00:44:26Steal them.
00:44:27No, no, wait, borrow.
00:44:30Steal.
00:44:32No.
00:44:34Borrow.
00:44:46Sorry.
00:44:57We got away, but that was all.
00:45:00Have you got them?
00:45:03Of course.
00:45:29Oh.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:22Nothing.
00:46:24Impossible.
00:46:30Whose mother?
00:46:31No, this time.
00:46:32His.
00:46:33His, his.
00:46:36Is this what you're looking for?
00:46:38Is that it?
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:59Hmm.
00:47:30Oh.
00:47:36Try and trick me, will you, you bastard?
00:47:38I'll kill you.
00:47:39I'll kill you.
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00:50:24Master are you all right?
00:50:55Come on
00:51:02Give up
00:51:03Come down
00:51:05You don't want a heart attack do you?
00:51:08Better quit right now
00:51:10Why don't you quit while we're still feeling kind
00:51:12You never know you might drop down dead
00:51:16Balls! Balls! I shall beat you both
00:51:24Hyah!
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00:53:07Please let us go!
00:53:08Please, monk!
00:53:09Huh?
00:53:10Please, I beg!
00:53:11Please, monk!
00:53:12Let us go!
00:53:13You idiot!
00:53:14It's your fault!
00:53:15We knew the monk's kung fu is the best, and you still try!
00:53:22Please, monk!
00:53:23Please forgive us both!
00:53:24Please!
00:53:25Damn!
00:53:26You both die!
00:53:32Please forgive us, monk!
00:53:33Please!
00:53:34Please!
00:53:39I'll kill you both!
00:53:40Forgive us!
00:53:41Forgive us!
00:53:42Forgive us!
00:53:43Forgive us!
00:53:44We got it!
00:53:48Go now!
00:53:51Go!
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00:54:21I'll kill!
00:54:23I'll kill them!
00:54:27I'll kill them!
00:54:34Why is he late?
00:54:36There's no reason.
00:54:39I have given the technique book to your wife.
00:54:41And?
00:54:42What did she say?
00:54:43Good.
00:54:47How is my wife?
00:54:49A little fatter.
00:54:50Fatter?
00:54:51Hey!
00:54:52Does she miss me?
00:54:53Hey!
00:54:54Does she miss me?
00:54:58Hey!
00:54:59Hey!
00:55:00Hey!
00:55:01Hey!
00:55:02Hey!
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Hey!
00:55:05Hey!
00:55:06Hey!
00:55:08Hey!
00:55:09Tell me!
00:55:10Of course.
00:55:12Well, what did she say about me then?
00:55:15She says you must finish your assignment.
00:55:23Come on, get up!
00:55:26Tiger!
00:55:27Why don't you let me sleep a while longer?
00:55:30I'm so tired.
00:55:32Why are you tired?
00:55:34Ah, your wife.
00:55:37She made me stay to dinner.
00:55:39I'm afraid I must have eaten a bit too much.
00:55:42Come on, we must find the whore.
00:55:49Gentlemen, don't be shy.
00:55:51Pick any girl you please.
00:55:56Come on, please.
00:55:59Bye-bye.
00:56:00Come again soon.
00:56:01Bye.
00:56:03Hey!
00:56:04Gentlemen, you want some girls?
00:56:06Well, that's what I came for.
00:56:07Well, this isn't a rice shop.
00:56:09Hey, hey, hey, stop joking.
00:56:11Any particular girls you want?
00:56:13Uh, there's one called Di.
00:56:15Ah, I know the one you mean.
00:56:17I want her.
00:56:18I bet.
00:56:20They're always still waiting.
00:56:23Wait here.
00:56:24What the hell are we waiting for?
00:56:26Be quiet.
00:56:27Martin!
00:56:28Martin!
00:56:29You'd better bring me some medicine.
00:56:32Come here.
00:56:33Go and see what's happened.
00:56:34Yes.
00:56:35He's had a stroke.
00:56:37Now, please, there's nothing to worry about.
00:56:40Madam, madam, he's dead.
00:56:44Hey, next.
00:56:50Tiger, when's my turn?
00:56:51Wait a while.
00:56:52Quickly.
00:57:02Fifty.
00:57:05Ah, that's me.
00:57:10Hey, but what's the matter?
00:57:12Sir, you're not fifty.
00:57:14You are fifty-one.
00:57:17You're wrong.
00:57:18I'm fifty.
00:57:19No.
00:57:22But yes, I am fifty.
00:57:24You look for yourself.
00:57:27Well, am I right?
00:57:28Sir.
00:57:31Look again.
00:57:32You come after.
00:57:35I'm the next.
00:57:36Ah.
00:57:37I told you you're wrong.
00:57:39Now sit down and wait quietly for your turn.
00:57:45These?
00:57:46Two hundred, one hundred, ninety, eighty, seventy, sixty, fifty, forty and thirty.
00:57:52Here's thirty.
00:57:53Ah, thank you.
00:57:55It's so big.
00:58:01What are you doing?
00:58:06Ah.
00:58:09What are you looking for?
00:58:11You light it.
00:58:14I have no matches.
00:58:16We provide it all.
00:58:20Come on.
00:58:22You light it up.
00:58:24And then we...
00:58:29Do clothes help?
00:58:32No, no, no, no.
00:58:33No, no, no, no.
00:58:37Next one.
00:58:38Next one?
00:58:39I haven't even undressed.
00:58:41Why?
00:58:42You look.
00:58:59Quickest in history.
00:59:04Ah.
00:59:08Not yet.
00:59:15My friend.
00:59:16That guy.
00:59:17He is waiting.
00:59:20All right.
00:59:23Number.
00:59:24Hey.
00:59:29Fifty-three.
00:59:30All right.
00:59:34Fifty-three.
00:59:35Oh, it's mine.
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:37It's mine.
00:59:38What is going on?
00:59:39When the hell will I have my turn, eh?
00:59:42How much?
00:59:43Thirty.
00:59:44Thirty?
00:59:55How much?
00:59:56Two hundred.
00:59:57Ah.
01:00:03Here.
01:00:08All right?
01:00:09Really.
01:00:10No need to worry.
01:00:11Because I'm the best.
01:00:12Oh.
01:00:13If you're the best, she should worry.
01:00:16See you later.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:19Listen.
01:00:20Remember.
01:00:23Oh, hello.
01:00:28Hey.
01:00:29Are you waiting for another girl?
01:00:31Take a seat.
01:00:32She's ready.
01:00:33Okay?
01:00:34Please.
01:00:35It's all right.
01:00:36Please.
01:00:37Make yourself at home.
01:00:38All right.
01:00:52Friend.
01:00:53What's the matter?
01:00:55Where's the toilet?
01:00:57One upstairs.
01:00:58One out there.
01:01:26You really are no good.
01:01:28You are so useless.
01:01:30Why can't you get it up like other men can?
01:01:33For God's sake, woman.
01:01:34I tried.
01:01:35Well, try harder.
01:01:44Are you the one that asked to?
01:01:47To what?
01:01:50Those two.
01:01:51They're so beautiful.
01:01:53Really?
01:02:01Oh.
01:02:06Oh.
01:02:08Well then?
01:02:10Nothing.
01:02:11I can't find them.
01:02:12What?
01:02:13I don't know what you're talking about.
01:02:14Those two.
01:02:15They're beautiful.
01:02:16What the hell were you doing?
01:02:17You...
01:02:18A tiger.
01:02:19I have searched every square inch of her body.
01:02:22There is nothing there.
01:02:24Believe me, I swear.
01:02:25Damn.
01:02:26You have fun while I wait outside.
01:02:28You said you were looking.
01:02:29What were you looking at?
01:02:30What?
01:02:37You're useless.
01:02:45Madam.
01:02:46How many girls have you got called die?
01:02:48Why is that?
01:02:49Only one.
01:02:51Are you sure?
01:02:52Are you sure?
01:02:57So you're talking about that little lady.
01:03:02Here.
01:03:14Do we need to wait for her?
01:03:16Or by chance?
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:18Oh.
01:03:19And if she takes a liking to you,
01:03:21you don't even have to pay.
01:03:23Ah.
01:03:26Pete.
01:03:27You two bring it up with her.
01:03:28Hey, up there.
01:03:31Ah.
01:03:32We've really caught you.
01:03:33Ah Ching.
01:03:34Huh?
01:03:35Isn't it him?
01:03:36Of course.
01:03:37I'd recognize him anywhere.
01:03:38You're both mad.
01:03:39Ah.
01:03:40What's that?
01:03:41You're the one who eloped with his sister.
01:03:42Huh?
01:03:44Coming.
01:03:45Coming.
01:03:46Wait.
01:03:47My friend.
01:03:48You're wrong.
01:03:49Like hell I am.
01:03:50Well, we'll see.
01:03:51Hey.
01:03:52My friend.
01:03:53Keep calm.
01:03:54We must settle this.
01:03:55Eh?
01:03:56I must kill him.
01:03:57Eh.
01:03:58Keep calm.
01:03:59Let's talk.
01:04:00All right.
01:04:12What's so funny?
01:04:15It's you.
01:04:16Me?
01:04:17You.
01:04:18I don't know who you are.
01:04:21Do you know this?
01:04:23No.
01:04:24Show him.
01:04:34He's yours.
01:04:35Thanks.
01:04:39Is that all right?
01:04:40All right.
01:04:44Two more seconds.
01:04:46He'd have been dead.
01:04:55Be careful.
01:04:56Right.
01:04:57Be quick, Owing.
01:04:59I'm waiting.
01:05:00Go on.
01:05:03Coming.
01:05:04Where have you been all this time?
01:05:06Oh.
01:05:07I had to go to the toilet.
01:05:09My stomach was aching.
01:05:11Do you feel better now?
01:05:14Just a little.
01:05:16Come over here.
01:05:17Oh.
01:05:25You'd better get undressed.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:38Quickly now.
01:05:40Coming.
01:05:43What's this?
01:05:44My jade.
01:05:45Oh.
01:05:47Let me have a little look.
01:05:52Why are you so surprised?
01:06:00And what are you doing out here?
01:06:03Don't you want my jade?
01:06:05I could give them to you.
01:06:07Well, I don't...
01:06:10Tiger!
01:06:13Tiger!
01:06:15Help!
01:06:16Help!
01:06:19You can't get away.
01:06:21Keep away!
01:06:23Why?
01:06:24You're not going anywhere.
01:06:33I don't want to hurt you.
01:06:34Wait!
01:06:43Had enough yet?
01:06:45No.
01:06:50Tiger, where were you?
01:06:52Darling, why is your friend rude like that?
01:06:56Tiger, I've done it.
01:06:57I found them.
01:07:01You have done well.
01:07:02Naturally.
01:07:15Hi-ya!
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01:09:18I got you!
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01:09:24Hi-ya!
01:09:25Well, isn't this cozy?!
01:09:34Just us-arod!
01:10:08Don't be shy. Come on now.
01:10:39After them!
01:10:48Hey, Tiger, how will he get home without his clothes?
01:10:52Damn, I don't care. Couldn't give a fish's tit.
01:10:56Hey, A-Shin, I'll take this back.
01:10:59To my loved one.
01:11:01You know, I've begun to miss my dear wife so very much.
01:11:06But you haven't finished.
01:11:08I'll get it after I see my wife.
01:11:12She won't like it.
01:11:14What?
01:11:15I'm not kidding you.
01:11:17She said if you don't get all three, she won't see you.
01:11:22When was this?
01:11:24When I first took the monk's book back to see her.
01:11:27Damn it! She wouldn't even receive me.
01:11:31Then why are you so long?
01:11:34I waited half a day.
01:11:38Hey!
01:11:40I'm just trying to help you.
01:11:42I will take it back. She'll see me.
01:11:51Doctor, is he going to die?
01:11:53No.
01:11:54Doctor, what is wrong with him then?
01:11:56He's exhausted.
01:11:58He just needs rest.
01:12:00God!
01:12:01How did he get in such a state?
01:12:03Where the hell have you been?
01:12:07Hey, Doctor, does he need drugs?
01:12:10No, but he still needs to get plenty of nutrition.
01:12:14Plenty of nutrition?
01:12:19Now, listen.
01:12:20Don't you overindulge in sex, or you'll die.
01:12:24He'll die?
01:12:26You understand.
01:12:30Oh.
01:12:32So that's the cause of your illness.
01:12:34You've been screwing.
01:12:35I'm not.
01:12:36Really? Why so tired?
01:12:40Tiger, don't believe a word of that bullshit.
01:12:44I'm just tired.
01:12:46So tired.
01:12:50Hey, are you still looking for that man?
01:12:53He's been found.
01:12:54He wastes time making sex drugs.
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:19Is it?
01:13:20Open up.
01:13:21Anyone at home?
01:13:23Open up.
01:13:28Come on.
01:13:31Open up.
01:13:33Is anyone there?
01:13:38What is it?
01:13:39What are you wanting?
01:13:43We've come here to see Daw.
01:13:45What is it you're wanting him for?
01:13:49We want to buy some oil.
01:13:51Oh, okay.
01:13:55He's coming.
01:13:57He is.
01:14:00Please.
01:14:06Please.
01:14:07It's our pleasure.
01:14:11Please be seated.
01:14:13Please.
01:14:15Excuse me.
01:14:20Friends, I'm going to give you some of my very extra special oil.
01:14:26Good, good, good.
01:14:28Good.
01:14:29Plenty good.
01:14:31How much is it?
01:14:33Oh, goodness gracious me.
01:14:36I'm not seeking for a large profit.
01:14:39I just want people to know of this drug.
01:14:45Well then, can we test it before we buy?
01:14:49Oh, certainly.
01:14:53Please.
01:14:58My friend.
01:15:29Please.
01:15:41My friend, you came to steal my ruby.
01:15:44Well, people have tried, but they're all now dead.
01:15:58Hyah!
01:16:03Hyah!
01:16:06Hyah!
01:16:09Hyah!
01:16:14Do you have to be so hard?
01:16:28Hyah!
01:16:31Hyah!
01:16:34Hyah!
01:16:37Hyah!
01:16:40Hyah!
01:16:43Hyah!
01:16:46Hyah!
01:16:49Hyah!
01:16:52Hyah!
01:16:55Hyah!
01:16:58Hyah!
01:17:05Aren't you gentlemen afraid of death?
01:17:08You should know, I am totally invincible.
01:17:12My friend, you may be under that impression.
01:17:15Well, we're not.
01:17:18Huh? What's this?
01:17:21Be patient. You'll find out.
01:17:28Hyah!
01:17:31Hyah!
01:17:34Hyah!
01:17:37Hyah!
01:17:40Hyah!
01:17:43Hyah!
01:17:46My friends, but surely you must be joking.
01:17:51Hyah!
01:17:54Hyah!
01:17:56Hyah!
01:17:59Hyah!
01:18:02Hyah!
01:18:05Hyah!
01:18:08Hyah!
01:18:10Why aren't you laughing at the joke?
01:18:12Just watch.
01:18:22Hyah!
01:18:24Hyah!
01:18:27Hyah!
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01:18:57Hyah!
01:19:01Hyah!
01:19:04My friends, why don't you laugh?
01:19:08We will later.
01:19:11Hyah!
01:19:14Hyah!
01:19:17Hyah!
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01:19:22Hyah!
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01:20:01Hyah!
01:20:04Now, you laugh. Come on, laugh!
01:20:08Hyah!
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01:20:14Hyah!
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01:21:04Hyah!
01:21:07Hyah!
01:21:10Hyah!
01:21:13Hyah!
01:21:16Hyah!
01:21:19My friends, get up.
01:21:22What's wrong?
01:21:25The oil, it makes me hot.
01:21:28My whole body is burning.
01:21:31Hyah!
01:21:34I'll explode!
01:21:37Hyah!
01:21:40I'll die!
01:21:43Hyah!
01:21:46Tiger, why can I not recover?
01:21:49You've only been in an hour. Be patient.
01:21:56Tiger, I can't stand it!
01:21:59I want, I want...
01:22:01Hey, hey, get off!
01:22:04I am a man. You solve it by yourself.
01:22:17There is a way.
01:22:20We could do it.
01:22:23But I can't see how we will get that ruby.
01:22:39Oh!
01:22:42Please come inside.
01:22:44Please come in.
01:22:52When the wave, when the wave you come,
01:22:55what is it you're wanting?
01:22:58My friend, this is Mr. Fern.
01:23:01He is the commissioner of our village.
01:23:04I am Singh.
01:23:07My friend, now we have heard
01:23:10that there is something wrong
01:23:12with your oil.
01:23:15Really? Really?
01:23:18We know that
01:23:21you have been having some trouble
01:23:24with the power of your oil.
01:23:27I am innocent. My father,
01:23:30he taught me how to make it.
01:23:33I don't care who taught you.
01:23:36The problem is that you make the oil
01:23:39without registration.
01:23:42This is the first thing that you have done.
01:23:45We must confiscate all this.
01:23:48A friend. A friend.
01:23:51Can we not talk this over then?
01:23:54We cannot. We have regulations.
01:23:57We cannot do anything.
01:24:00You had better go and check the oil out now.
01:24:03So we are sure.
01:24:13Please forgive me, sir.
01:24:16Is there something you're wanting?
01:24:27Wise master,
01:24:30this oil contains some spice
01:24:33and petrol and blood
01:24:36and sesame.
01:24:39Naughty.
01:24:42You have done wrong.
01:24:45But how? I am not to blame.
01:24:48Your oil is just a fake.
01:24:51You had better
01:24:54try some of the real thing over there.
01:25:04Take a look.
01:25:12Good.
01:25:16This oil is not the real thing.
01:25:19Give him some.
01:25:22You get me?
01:25:25Yes, I understand.
01:25:28Now, my friend,
01:25:31have you tested it thoroughly yet?
01:25:34Of course, of course.
01:25:37Is it genuine?
01:25:40Oh, my goodness.
01:25:49You've beaten us for the last time.
01:25:52You bastard, you'll die.
01:25:55What is this?
01:25:58Wait and see. Tiger, ready.
01:26:09Tiger, ready.
01:26:40Here we are.
01:26:44Tiger, it's working.
01:26:52Tiger is on.
01:26:56To the back.
01:27:02What the hell are you doing?
01:27:05Just you shut up.
01:27:09Now I see what you're doing.
01:27:17And now we're going to beat you to death.
01:27:32statue
01:27:36Where are you trying to go?
01:27:40Hit him once more again.
01:27:46Bastard you are.
01:27:49Quite right.
01:27:52You really are a very observant little person.
01:27:55What do we do now?
01:27:58Make him at home.
01:28:01Sit down.
01:28:10Please.
01:28:15Please, please.
01:28:21Comfortable?
01:28:40Tiger.
01:28:43You think that he'll be all right?
01:28:48At least he's facing Mecca.
01:28:53I'm back. I'm back.
01:28:57I'm back. Darling, I've returned.
01:29:02We're back.
01:29:05We're back.
01:29:07We're back.
01:29:12At last.
01:29:14You.
01:29:17Dear, father's back.
01:29:20I'll kill you.
01:29:23Tiger, forgive me.