Aired (November 8, 2024): Sino kaya kina ‘Marina Summers’ ng Quezon City, ‘James Harden’ ng Sorsogon, at ‘Meme Vice’ ng La Union ang tunay na KALOKALIKE? Alamin sa video na ito! #GMANetwork
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00♪♪
00:02-♪ Ingatan ang bawat kilos at galaw, dahil may posibilidad na makuha mo ang ma...
00:07Ah, one more time.
00:09-♪ Ingatan ang bawat kilos at galaw, dahil may posibilidad na mukha mo ay manakaw dito sa...
00:16-♪ Kalokalike Faceboard!
00:19-♪ Tatlong kahulman ang sigat na personalidad ang magtatapat para i-flex ang kanilang face card.
00:27-♪ Ang tatanggaling Kalokalike of the day ay magu-uwi ng...
00:30-♪ 15,000 pesos!
00:34-♪ Mabukaan naman kaya sila ng ating inampalan?
00:38Ang lalalim ng mga Tagalog ko dito.
00:39-♪ Inampalan!
00:41-♪ Ang kanilang inampalan, OG Rakisa at Bokaliza!
00:46-♪ Kuyseri Carva!
00:51-♪ Veteran ang kontrabida, Gladys Reyes!
00:56-♪ And Miss Universe for the Feat 2019, Gazzini Ganado!
01:04Babala! May kamukha ang susunod na makikita!
01:07Contestant number one, Rampa!
01:34-♪ I'm a Filipina!
01:36Your Filipina winner!
01:38World, it's summer time!
01:41Magandang gabi ay magandang tanghali, everyone!
01:45Ako po si Arlon Herrna!
01:47Your Filipina diva!
01:49Icon queen and a drug phenomenon!
01:52Markina Summer, payatas guest on CD!
01:58-♪ I'm a Filipina!
02:02Filipina winner!
02:09World, it's summer time!
02:12Strut the floor like a winning queen!
02:14My beauty will make you scream!
02:16Bind you in my gleam, you'll never know!
02:19I'm a Filipina!
02:21Your Filipina diva!
02:26Bind you in my gleam, you'll see!
02:28Even gods are jealous of me!
02:30She pop the seats like she's Moses!
02:32Mama, turn it to a catwalk!
02:33I can't wait for drama!
02:34I can't move with the flow!
02:35I'm the queen marina!
02:36And I do it so hot all year in summer!
02:38Born in an island and raised by the sea!
02:42Gold in my skin!
02:44I'm the Filipina queen!
02:48I'm a Filipina!
02:50I'm rising like a wind!
02:52Ain't nobody breathe!
02:54I'm a Filipina!
02:57You make this night a day!
02:59I'm bringing on the winning crowd!
03:01I'm a Filipina!
03:03I'm a Filipina!
03:05I'm a Filipina!
03:07I'm a Filipina!
03:09I'm Marino Summers of Quezon City, Arlon Herna!
03:11I'm Marino Summers of Quezon City, Arlon Herna!
03:13Wow!
03:15Yes, my man!
03:17Arlon Gerna, hello!
03:19Hello, my man!
03:21I'm so proud of you!
03:24I'm so happy to be back here in your show!
03:26I'm so very happy!
03:28Oh, yes!
03:30I can feel that you're so, so very, very happy here!
03:32So, so, so very happy like that!
03:34Yes!
03:36Those who are joining us here are English-speaking, right?
03:38Yes, of course!
03:40It's just yesterday, right?
03:42International level!
03:44They're eyeing for international market!
03:46Yes!
03:48Bruno Mars, like that!
03:50You're Marino Summers!
03:53I'm so happy to be back here in showtime!
03:55You're speaking Tagalog, Marino?
03:57Yes, I'm speaking Tagalog!
03:59I'm speaking Tagalog!
04:01Marino, what happened to the other earring?
04:03Marino, what happened to the other earring?
04:05My earrings go back there!
04:07My earrings go back there!
04:09Yes, yes!
04:11It's really there!
04:13That's why it's called, Go Back!
04:15It's really there!
04:17It's really there!
04:19That's why it's called, Go Back!
04:22It's really there!
04:24I'm back again there!
04:26I'm back again there!
04:28I'm back again there!
04:30Rightful claim!
04:32Let's just speak Tagalog!
04:34Because Marino is really good at English!
04:36Why did you choose Marino Summers
04:38as your name in drag?
04:40Why did you choose Marino Summers
04:42as your name in drag?
04:44Why did I choose Marino Summers?
04:46Yes!
04:48Marino Summers!
04:51In the Philippines,
04:53summer is the longest season here.
04:55And I'm very glad
04:57and so happy to represent the Philippines
04:59in the international stage!
05:01And we are proud of you!
05:03And we are proud of you!
05:05The longest season in the Philippines is summer!
05:07That's why there's a lot of rain!
05:09That's why there's a lot of rain!
05:11That's why there's a lot of rain!
05:13That's right!
05:15Who's the best drag performer for you
05:17in the whole world, aside from you?
05:19Aside from me,
05:21my rival in the release,
05:23Ms. Hana!
05:25Why her?
05:27Because whenever she competes
05:29with our co-drag race,
05:31she never loses!
05:33She never loses!
05:35She never loses!
05:37What's your edge against her?
05:39What's your edge against her?
05:41Edge?
05:43How old are you?
05:45What's your edge?
05:48She's not only beautiful,
05:50but what's your edge?
05:52How old are you?
05:54Why is your pronunciation bad?
05:56I'm already 27!
05:58I'm already 27!
06:00How do you differ
06:02from other drag performers?
06:04Because I am a Filipina!
06:06Because I am a Filipina!
06:08Proud to be!
06:10The Philippine drag is different!
06:12The Philippine drag is different!
06:14They perform differently!
06:17Can we include someone who's a bit older?
06:19Can we include someone who's a bit older?
06:21The latest season of Drag Race Philippines,
06:23Tita Baby!
06:25She's already 40-something,
06:27but she's still in the top 4!
06:31In the Philippines,
06:33who's the best drag artist?
06:35In the Philippines, who's the best drag artist?
06:37In the Philippines, who's the best drag artist?
06:39Who's the best drag artist?
06:41Maxi!
06:43Who else?
06:46She's the only one!
06:48She's the only one who boomed
06:50in the drag race!
06:52Who else?
06:54She's the only one!
06:56You're still mad at her!
06:58She's really good!
07:00So much!
07:02Do you make your own outfits
07:04when you join the shows?
07:06Yes, we also sew our clothes
07:08when we appear on Drag Race!
07:10Did you sew this one?
07:12Yes, I sewed this one!
07:14Made of what?
07:16Crystal stone, blue diamonds
07:19Sarah, you're not our tone
07:21Sorry, sorry, sorry
07:22Just kidding
07:24Marina's outfits are budgeted
07:27Yes
07:28For me, whenever she goes out,
07:30she's not allowed to show off
07:32She's different
07:34She looks expensive
07:36Yes
07:37She shocks the judges, right?
07:39Yes
07:40When she goes out, she's really bongka
07:42Marina's outfits are expensive
07:44because she can win
07:46Marina's outfits are bongka
07:48Unkabogable is her best dress
07:50in Cebu
07:52Are you good at voguing?
07:54Voguing? What's voguing?
07:56Like this, voguing
07:58No, no, no
08:00Show us, Bestie, how to vogue
08:02Okay, Kim
08:04Me? Okay
08:12Like this
08:14I'm not sure
08:16Queen of the dance floor, Kim Chu
08:18That's it
08:20Because Marina's a dancer
08:22Yes, she's good at dancing
08:24Before she became a drag artist, she was a dancer
08:26Show us your voguing
08:28Pop, pop, ade
08:30I'm a superstar
08:32I'm the winning queen, you can see it from afar
08:34Pop, pop, ade
08:36I'm the queen
08:38I'm incredible, kafe
08:41It's obvious that you're just fooling around
08:43Why?
08:45In school,
08:47at least I was able to recite
08:49Yes, meme
08:51The important thing is I stood up and recited
08:53Watermelons with grains
08:55This is the right voguing
08:57Bestie, show us the right voguing
08:59Because she took a dance class at G-Force
09:01Oh, really?
09:03Here it is
09:05There it is
09:07Hey, let's go
09:09Pop, pop, ade
09:11I'm the winning queen, you can see it from afar
09:13Pop, pop, ade
09:15I'm the winning queen, you can see it from afar
09:17Pop, pop, ade
09:19I'm beautiful
09:21Pop, pop, ade
09:23I'm the winning queen, you can see it from afar
09:25I think that's the voguing
09:27of Apo Hiking Society
09:29She's good
09:31Jackie, show us the voguing
09:33There it is
09:35Hey, hey, hey
09:39But I hope you go to the stage, Jackie
09:41You're not too lazy to move
09:43Just move
09:47Hey, come on
09:495, 6, 7, 8
09:55Pop, pop, ade
09:57I'm beautiful
09:59Pop, pop, ade
10:01I'm beautiful
10:03Pop, pop, ade
10:05I'm the winning queen, you can see it from afar
10:07Pop, pop, ade
10:09Wow, that's good
10:11Pop, pop, ade
10:13Pop, pop, ade
10:15It's like a show of voguing
10:17Let's eat some
10:19Me, me, me
10:21Me, me, me
10:23Me, me, me
10:255, 6, 7, 8
10:27Pop, pop, ade
10:29I'm beautiful
10:31Pop, pop, ade
10:33I'm incredible
10:35Pop, pop, ade
10:37I'm the winning queen, you can see it from afar
10:39Hey, what happened?
10:41You're so old
10:43Why did you become like that?
10:45You're not old, girl
10:47Why are you crying?
10:49You're not old, girl
10:51Why did you buy this?
10:53What's important is that I bought it
10:55Thank you
10:57But those who are watching
10:59the concert of Street Boys
11:01come early because there's a salong pass
11:03there's an efficacent oil
11:05and there's a dialysis
11:07after that
11:09We really have a ready medic
11:11Yes, of course
11:13the fanbase
11:15will go to the concert of Street Boys
11:17Oh my God, hope you
11:19smell my armpit
11:21inside your house
11:23smell my armpit
11:25and someone's peeing
11:29Good luck, Kuya Isbong
11:31Kuya Isbong
11:33I'm so excited
11:35Marina Summers, do you have
11:37a competition next year?
11:39Maybe for now
11:41I haven't thought about it
11:43yet
11:45I'm focusing on
11:47vlogging
11:51What does it mean to you
11:53to be a drag queen?
11:55For me,
11:57being a drag queen
11:59means that
12:01your talent will show
12:03and you'll show
12:05your real beauty
12:07and your true self
12:09They're also changing their look
12:11Yes
12:13What does it mean?
12:15Do you want a different character
12:17or just one?
12:19No, it's different
12:21It depends on what they want to express
12:23in that performance
12:25Have you tried it?
12:27Yes
12:29You won
12:31I didn't join
12:33I was a drag queen before
12:35but when I was a drag queen
12:37I was forced to
12:39That's different
12:41I was directed to the NBI
12:43Do you have a silver bracelet?
12:45Yes
12:47and an anklet
12:49with a circle
12:51and a pictorial
12:53but the background is orange
12:55Congratulations, Arloy
12:57Thank you, Meme
12:59and Marina Summers of Quezon City
13:01Let's find out
13:03what does a drag queen mean
13:05to contestant number one
13:07Ryan and Aion
13:09Let's ask them
13:11What's up, people?
13:13What's up, people?
13:15Kaluka or Kalukalike?
13:19There are so many Kalukalikes
13:21Kalukalike, baby
13:23Where are we?
13:25We're up there
13:27There are so many
13:29Kalukalikes here
13:31Hello, hello
13:33We're here
13:35We're here
13:37Welcome to Showtime
13:39What's your name?
13:41Trowie
13:43Shoutout to STI Cubau
13:45Bacong 301
13:47Hello, guys
13:49Where are you from?
13:51Cubau
13:53What's the name of your school?
13:55STI Cubau
13:57Bacong
13:59You don't have a class today?
14:01No, we don't
14:03That's why you're all here
14:05Welcome to Showtime
14:07Kalukalike
14:09is Hatoy
14:11So you really believe that
14:13Hatoy is his soulmate
14:15Yes, because I watched season 1
14:17and I saw Marina's body
14:19and her face, her contour
14:21her make-up
14:23and her charisma
14:25and the way she talks
14:27That's it, baby
14:29She's a fan
14:31She's a fan
14:33She really watches you
14:35What about her talent?
14:37So-so
14:39She has a high standard
14:41So-so
14:43She's really pretty
14:45But Marina is different
14:47Maybe you have a sample
14:49You have a sample
14:53Sample, sample
14:55Sample, sample
15:015, 6, 7, go
15:05Okay
15:09Okay
15:11She's laughing
15:13She's dancing but she's checking
15:15if the mic is on
15:17Sorry, baby
15:21She's checking if the mic is on
15:23but she's laughing
15:25But the talent of Cubau is different
15:27That's true
15:29I have a group of young Cubau
15:31They're really talented
15:33They run fast
15:35and they have cellphones
15:37Even if they don't have a charger
15:39they can sell it fast
15:41But they're not from STL
15:43They're from Cubau
15:45In real life, there are a lot of them
15:47In real life, right?
15:49That's our enemy in Recto
15:51They're saying
15:53that their rate is higher there
15:57You have something to say
15:59to the localites
16:01My friends call me Sasa Girl
16:03Sasa Girl
16:05You can call me
16:07Look at the camera
16:09Sasa Girl
16:11Watch this
16:13Blush on
16:17Ryan, blush on
16:19It's on my back
16:21Don't do that
16:25Sasa
16:27Thank you
16:29Back to you, guys
16:31Thank you so much, guys
16:33Now, let's listen to the comments
16:35of Gerardo Gazzini
16:39What's up, Madlog people?
16:43Hello, everyone
16:45Good afternoon
16:47Wow
16:49As a drag
16:53As a drag fan
16:55As a drag race fan
16:57I really love the confidence
16:59But I hope
17:01you can maximize
17:03your performance
17:05I'm waiting for the
17:07real stunts
17:09Because that's what the performers do
17:11when they're performing drag races
17:13But
17:15Nevertheless, you're still fighting
17:17So, thank you
17:19and God bless
17:27Let's welcome Rylon Gerna
17:29and Marina Summers of Quezon City
17:57Shooting guard
18:03Point guard
18:07Ten times
18:09All-Star Envy
18:13My name is KJ Reyes
18:15I'm James Harden
18:19We call Madlog
18:21Sursugong
18:27Point guard
18:33Three, two, one, let's go
18:35Don't you want me like I want you
18:37Baby, don't you leave me
18:39Like I need you now
18:41Say it to the world
18:43Listen, I go crazy
18:45All you gotta do is just meet me at the
18:47One, two, three, uh
18:49Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
18:51Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
18:53Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
18:55Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
18:57Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
18:59Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:15Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:17Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:19Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:21Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:23Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:25Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:53Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:55Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:57Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
19:59Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:01Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:03Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:05Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:07Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:09Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:11Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:13Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:15Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:17Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:19Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta
20:21Hello, James! Welcome to the Philippines!
20:23Hello!
20:25I'm fine. I'm good.
20:27I'm fine. I'm good.
20:29You know what?
20:31Oggy can do the steps that you did.
20:33No.
20:35Because Uncle Oggy can't do it.
20:37Hey! Hey! Hey!
20:39He can't do it.
20:41He can't do it.
20:43He can't do it.
20:45He can't do it.
20:47He can't do it.
20:49One of the best shooting guards.
20:51Right?
20:53He has a favorite.
20:55Something serial.
20:57He mixes it.
20:59When he shoots, he mixes it.
21:01He makes highlights.
21:03I have a question for you, James.
21:05Are you left-handed or right-handed?
21:07Right-handed.
21:09Where's your right?
21:11Right.
21:13Right there.
21:15I like the right.
21:17What happened?
21:19I know that James Harden is left-handed.
21:21What happened?
21:23Almost all left-handed.
21:29Maski-pop style.
21:31I'm just kidding.
21:33He's just going down the street to get bullets
21:35and new stuff.
21:37He said, Hey, James Harden!
21:39Balbasarado!
21:41How many bloods do you have in your group?
21:43He looks like he's fighting in the military.
21:49Is that real?
21:51Yeah.
21:53How long does it take?
21:55Chang, it has to be English.
21:57How many years
21:59will it take for you to grow that?
22:01Six years.
22:03How many years
22:05before you take a bat again?
22:07Two years.
22:09Two years.
22:11At least it's on schedule.
22:13So, James Harden,
22:15aside from playing basketball,
22:17what are your other interests?
22:19Eating and jogging.
22:21Eating and jogging.
22:23Do you eat and jog
22:25simultaneously?
22:27Yeah.
22:33What do you enjoy more?
22:35Jogging or eating?
22:37Eating.
22:39My favorite food is
22:41adobo.
22:43James Harden likes adobo.
22:45James Harden's favorite food is adobo.
22:47How did you learn about adobo?
22:49I have a trivia.
22:51It's a secret.
22:53My trivia,
22:55James Harden is half Filipino.
22:57Oh, why?
22:59Half Filipino, half Chinese.
23:03Why is he half Chinese?
23:05Before, he's full Filipino.
23:07But the Chinese got the half.
23:09So, half Filipino, half Chinese.
23:11Okay.
23:13Why did you say that?
23:15My mom is from Bicol.
23:17And then my dad in
23:19Los Angeles, California.
23:21Is that true?
23:23My mom's real name is
23:25Harden.
23:27My dad's real name is
23:29Nero.
23:31Harden Nero!
23:33Oh!
23:35Okay!
23:37He wants to be like that.
23:39On TV.
23:41On TV.
23:43That's why I was nervous.
23:45I said, gosh.
23:47I got it.
23:53You dance well.
23:55So, when are you shooting
23:57for the next
23:59NBA?
24:01The Gods Must Be Crazy.
24:03No!
24:05It's NBA!
24:07No!
24:09You're NBA, right?
24:11I'm James Harden of Cleppers.
24:13Huh? Cleppers.
24:15Cleppers.
24:17Sorry.
24:19You're tired.
24:21We're sick and tired.
24:25I talk like this every day.
24:27Ah!
24:29Are you going to stay
24:31in the Cleppers forever?
24:33I will stay in the Cleppers.
24:35What is the best NBA team?
24:37James Harden.
24:39Team!
24:41Team!
24:43What a player!
24:45You're worse than James Harden.
24:47I'll wear a brief.
24:49Why?
24:51He has one.
24:53Wear it.
24:57Oh!
25:01James Harden is happy.
25:03If this is your neighbor,
25:05even if you don't have food,
25:07you'll be thankful to God.
25:09Why?
25:11If this is your neighbor, you'll learn to count your blessings.
25:13And just be positive in life.
25:15Thank you, Lord.
25:17If you have a lot of complaints,
25:19my wife won't go home, my kids are busy,
25:21we don't have food, we don't have electricity,
25:23we're having a hard time.
25:25Thank you, Lord.
25:29People dance like that.
25:31Right?
25:33Think about luck in life.
25:35You seem like you don't have any problem.
25:37Yeah.
25:39No problem.
25:41Problem is no.
25:45James is a happy person.
25:47Problem is no.
25:49Why are you like that?
25:51Why not a problem?
25:53My problem is
25:55problem.
25:57All sorts of problems.
25:59That's the problem.
26:01Call your parents, I'll talk to them.
26:03Sometimes, I don't know what to do.
26:05We should go straight to our parents.
26:07Do you have friends?
26:09Two friends.
26:11Two?
26:13Why?
26:15I don't know.
26:17What is friendship?
26:19Friendship is goal.
26:21Friendship is goal.
26:23That's right.
26:25Friendship is gold.
26:27If friendship is gold, what is silver?
26:29Silver is
26:311 to 5.
26:331 to 5?
26:37Why 1 to 5?
26:39That's the value of silver.
26:41You know the value of silver.
26:439 to 5.
26:45Why?
26:479 to 5.
26:49Girlfriend?
26:51Yeah.
26:53How come you're not sure?
26:55I'm not sure.
26:57Where's your girlfriend?
26:59I'm there.
27:01In there?
27:03How about out there?
27:05What's her name?
27:07Look over there.
27:09Mrs. Harden.
27:11Mrs. Harden.
27:15Hello.
27:17Wow.
27:19So this is your girlfriend.
27:21That's why
27:23both of you had a bad life.
27:25Come here.
27:27I'm here, Mrs. Harden.
27:29I want to talk to you also.
27:31Let's go.
27:33Let's talk to her.
27:35Wow.
27:37Full support.
27:39Wow.
27:41Hello.
27:45At this point,
27:47we proved that
27:49even a tick is love.
27:51It's not a tick.
27:53It's a tooth with a hole.
27:55Wow.
28:03What's her name?
28:05Tita.
28:07What's her name?
28:09Queen Fiona.
28:11Queen Fiona from
28:13San Fernando, Pampanga.
28:15Yes.
28:17Wow.
28:19How many holes did you get?
28:21A lot.
28:23Tick-tick-tick.
28:25Yes.
28:27Wow.
28:31How long have you guys been together,
28:33Queen Fiona and James Harden?
28:35Yeah.
28:37Yeah.
28:39Your tooth has Wi-Fi.
28:41It should be reset.
28:43It's a secret.
28:45His tooth has Wi-Fi.
28:47The other one has Bluetooth.
28:49How long have you been together?
28:53I don't know.
28:55But he told us
28:57that you are the love of his life.
28:59So, Harden,
29:01come on. Tell us. How long have you been together?
29:03I don't know.
29:05You told us she was the love of your life.
29:07That's why we called her.
29:09You made Turo.
29:11She's your girlfriend.
29:13You did like that.
29:15It's like you want to propose.
29:17If you are going to propose,
29:19how will you do it?
29:21Let's go, Harden.
29:23Wow.
29:25Wow.
29:27He's like a shooting guard.
29:29He looks like he can be bought at Chandecitas.
29:31Okay.
29:33Who are you going to propose?
29:35Queen Fiona.
29:37What's your name?
29:39She's going to propose.
29:41My name is Queen Fiona.
29:43Who's your dentist?
29:45Where's your dentist?
29:49So, which is better?
29:51Toothpick or dental floss?
29:55Which is better? Toothpick or dental floss?
29:59Nothing.
30:01But, is she beautiful?
30:03Yeah.
30:05Is she hot?
30:09This one.
30:11He likes to dance.
30:13Do you remember?
30:15The last time you kissed her,
30:17she was still hot.
30:19The last time you kissed her,
30:21she was still hot.
30:23Do you find him hot?
30:25He thinks you're beautiful.
30:27How about him? Do you find him hot?
30:29Is he hot?
30:31Is he hot?
30:33Yeah, he's hot.
30:35Is he your type?
30:37He's your type.
30:39No.
30:41You're not her type.
30:43Does it hurt?
30:45Hurt.
30:47Oh, hurt.
30:49So, who is your type?
30:51What is your type?
30:53Oh, it's Darren.
30:57Who is better looking?
30:59You or Darren?
31:01Darren.
31:05It's us who will meet
31:07Queen Fiona. Nice to meet you.
31:09Queen Fiona.
31:11Your fans are excited.
31:13Why don't you fight for her?
31:19My
31:21Babes.
31:23She's Darren.
31:25Why did you introduce me to her?
31:27She's your fan, Darren.
31:29That's why she's conceding.
31:31She wants to fight for you.
31:33Fiona, do you have a crush on Darren?
31:35Go ahead.
31:37Go ahead.
31:39Go ahead.
31:41He has a different talent.
31:43He can break a straw.
31:45How?
31:47He can break a straw.
31:49He has a lot of talent.
31:51He has a lot of talent.
31:53Nice to meet you, Queen Fiona.
31:57Do you want to hug Darren?
31:59Yes.
32:07He's shy.
32:09Thank you, Queen Fiona.
32:13You're a fool.
32:15You don't want to propose to Fiona.
32:17Fiona is beautiful.
32:19Yes.
32:21Do you want to greet Sorosugon?
32:23Yes, I want to greet Sorosugon.
32:25I want to greet Sorosugon
32:27with the help of my brother, John.
32:29I want to greet Sorosugon
32:31with the help of my brother, John.
32:33Shout out to Sorosugon.
32:35Thank you very much.
32:37James Harden of Sorosugon is Jessie K.J. Reyes.
32:39Now, let's meet
32:41the second contestant
32:43from M.C. Atlassi.
32:45Thank you, Darren.
32:47What's the name of our contestant?
32:49Madam People!
32:51Kalokao Kalokalai!
32:53Let's raise our hands.
32:55It looks like a lot of people.
32:57It looks like a lot of people.
32:59Who's the happiest one here?
33:01Who?
33:03Who's the energy?
33:05Here we go again.
33:07Who's the loudest?
33:09Who's the loudest?
33:13Here comes the energy of my brother.
33:17Hold this, brother.
33:19He looks like he's selling a motorcycle
33:21without a license plate.
33:23Hold this.
33:25What's your name?
33:27James Key.
33:29James E.
33:31It's a waste.
33:33We're short of letters.
33:35Let's just call you James E.
33:37Why is James Kalokalai?
33:39Why is James Kalokalai?
33:41He's really handsome.
33:43He's really handsome.
33:45He's really handsome.
33:47His English is better than yours.
33:49His English is better than yours.
33:51We're short of English.
33:53We're short of English.
33:55That means you're good at English.
33:57I don't know.
33:59Do you have a message for James?
34:01Do you have a message for James?
34:03English, English, English.
34:05Actually,
34:07Actually,
34:09Actually, I believe.
34:11I don't know how to speak English.
34:15You're going to be an artist.
34:17Who's your Kalokalike?
34:19I think it's Blackjack.
34:21I think it's Blackjack.
34:23I think it's Blackjack.
34:25Why are you so tall?
34:27I'm going to pass out.
34:29Santa Claus is going to pass out.
34:31Santa Claus is going to pass out.
34:33Do you want to dip it in the sauce?
34:35It's hard to clean.
34:37It's hard to clean.
34:39It's hard to clean.
34:41It's hard to clean.
34:43It's hard to clean.
34:45It's hard to clean.
34:47It's hard to clean.
34:49It's hard to clean.
34:51It's hard to clean.
34:53It's hard to clean.
34:55It's hard to clean.
34:57It's hard to clean.
34:59It's hard to clean.
35:01Alright.
35:03James Harden.
35:05It's good that you're with me.
35:07I'm a fan of NBA.
35:09Me and Juggie.
35:11Our favorite is James Harden.
35:13What I want from you is
35:15You're not KJ.
35:17Your name is KJ.
35:19But your attitude is not KJ.
35:21You're still a gamer.
35:23Everything you do,
35:25you do it.
35:27Your dance moves,
35:29you don't have a partner.
35:31You don't have a choreographer.
35:33That's why it's good.
35:35If I have a partner,
35:37don't ever change the way you are forevermore.
35:39Okay?
35:41Stay the same.
35:43Your attitude is amazing
35:45but the pace is not very convincing for me.
35:49I like you.
35:51Stay positive and happy always.
35:53Okay.
35:55Thank you so much, Horato.
35:57Give it up for
35:59Jesse KJ Reyes
36:01and James Harden.
36:03Caution.
36:05Caution.
36:27The grand winner
36:29since November
36:31is Romarampana.
36:33What's up,
36:35Madlang people?
36:37Action!
36:39I am Julio
36:41La Cleva,
36:43the member of
36:45Ago'o La Union.
36:57You're still a gamer.
36:59Everything you do,
37:01you do it.
37:03Your attitude is amazing
37:05but the pace is not very convincing for me.
37:07I like you.
37:09Stay the same.
37:11Your attitude is amazing
37:13but the pace is not very convincing for me.
37:15I like you.
37:17Stay the same.
37:19Your attitude is amazing
37:21but the pace is not very convincing for me.
37:23I like you.
37:25Your shoes are pink.
37:27I don't do that.
37:31Let's go!
37:43If I lose followers on social media
37:45because of you, I'm telling you.
37:49Maybe someone will unfollow me because of this.
37:55You didn't get anything.
37:57Not even one.
38:07All the little ponies are gone.
38:09No!
38:11Wow, Meme!
38:13Hi, Meme!
38:15Hello!
38:17She's confused.
38:19Is she your meme?
38:21She's your meme.
38:23Really?
38:25I'll return my ticket.
38:29I'm just kidding.
38:31You know...
38:33You didn't get anything.
38:35You didn't get anything from the shoes.
38:37You're an alien.
38:39Your costume is beautiful.
38:41You wore this in Everybody Sing.
38:43Your blonde hair.
38:45My hair is like that.
38:47Your hair is like that.
38:49Your hair is like that.
38:51My hair is like that.
38:53Really?
38:55Why did you remove your wig?
38:59Is it a baby bangs?
39:01My hair is still long.
39:03Your hair is still long.
39:05It's like season 1.
39:07No!
39:09Why?
39:11What season is this?
39:13What season is this?
39:15Maybe it's 1999.
39:17These are the seasons.
39:19I feel like I'm on vacation.
39:23We're always caught in the jeep.
39:25We're always stressed in the jeep.
39:27You don't know, sir.
39:29I'm Meme.
39:31I'm a traffic enforcer.
39:33I'm sorry.
39:35I'm a traffic enforcer.
39:37Why didn't you catch yourself?
39:39I was already caught.
39:41Move aside.
39:43Stop it.
39:45Meme, please move aside.
39:47Don't smile.
39:49Don't smile.
39:51Why aren't you happy?
39:55Why aren't you happy?
39:57This is the hardest thing I've been through all day.
39:59What?
40:01How can you not show your tits?
40:03No.
40:05He has extra movements.
40:07Nothing.
40:09Take it back.
40:11Nothing.
40:13Say that when we're not next to each other.
40:15Why aren't you happy?
40:17You.
40:19This is your job.
40:23How does it feel to be Meme Vice?
40:25That's my question.
40:29It's clear to us.
40:31It's clear to us what you're feeling.
40:33Is it clear to you what you're feeling?
40:35Yes.
40:37At least I'm not the only one here.
40:39You should hug Mama.
40:41Why do I have to?
40:43Because you're her idol.
40:45You're her idol.
40:47Have you been idolizing her for a long time?
40:49Yes, ever since she was in Wowowin.
40:51Her hair wasn't like that.
40:53That's not her.
40:55That's her, ma'am.
40:57Is that true?
40:59I was a guest in Wowowin.
41:01You weren't a guest then?
41:03I don't remember.
41:05It's been a long time.
41:09Why do you have to hurt me like this?
41:11I'm not hurting you, ma'am.
41:13I'm just an idol.
41:15Really? Can't you sing?
41:17I'm just dancing.
41:19I don't wear shoes like that.
41:21Look at me. I have big feet.
41:23Why is it pink?
41:27Ma, weren't your shoes like this before?
41:29I'm not like that.
41:31You're not like that ever.
41:33Let's ask Ayon.
41:35Let's ask Ayon's opinion.
41:37I feel like she's pre-naked.
41:41I'm telling you.
41:43It's not your fault.
41:45Come here, Ayon.
41:47I trust you.
41:49I hope it's a call.
41:51If she realized
41:53her wrong decision, I'm telling you.
41:55Come here, Ayon.
41:57Brother, come here.
41:59Let me see.
42:01Move to the side.
42:03Don't look too close.
42:05It's really close.
42:07No.
42:09It's really close.
42:11It's just a little.
42:13I'm forcing you.
42:15It's like
42:17you don't know Dr. Aguada yet.
42:19He's so funny.
42:21Let me tell you.
42:23My foundation is thicker
42:25but it's really like that.
42:27Yes.
42:29I hope I can hide
42:31your wrinkles here because I don't have that.
42:33It's not a wrinkle. It's just a mole.
42:35I didn't hide it, ma'am.
42:37What's your message to your husband?
42:39What's your message to Ayon?
42:41There's your husband.
42:43Beh.
42:45We're not calling him Beh.
42:47How?
42:49Beh.
42:51Husband? Are you his fan?
42:53Don't you know anything about me?
42:55Bebe.
42:57What?
42:59Ma, why is your hair so tight?
43:01Wait a minute.
43:03Don't pull it.
43:05Are you scared?
43:07Yes.
43:09It's in the middle.
43:11It's in the middle.
43:13Talk to each other.
43:15There.
43:17Let's speed this up.
43:19Hurry up, babe.
43:21What's your message to your husband?
43:23You, send a message to him.
43:25My boyfriend is also handsome.
43:27You, Bice.
43:29Wait.
43:31Toy.
43:33What's Toy?
43:35His name is Noy.
43:37He's a fake fan.
43:39He's just confused.
43:41He doesn't know the song.
43:43He's just confused.
43:45But the shoes?
43:47No.
43:49Just like that.
43:51Nothing.
43:53Nothing.
43:57He might cry.
43:59Mac, I have shoes like this.
44:01What?
44:03He doesn't have shoes.
44:05He's just using his feet.
44:07He's just teasing me.
44:09Hurry up.
44:11Send him a message.
44:13If you see this,
44:15this is how you greet your husband.
44:17It's impossible that you won't shout,
44:19Bice is handsome.
44:21In our town, in Ogo.
44:23In Ogo.
44:25Isn't that where you used to do a miracle?
44:27Yes, but...
44:29It's not true.
44:31But he's in another country.
44:35I remember that.
44:37You remember?
44:39Yes.
44:41Ogo is far, right?
44:43Yes, because there's a typhoon.
44:45That's why you stayed there.
44:47It's a waste.
44:49It's a waste?
44:51So that he can see you.
44:53You can hug him.
44:55You can hug him.
44:57Sir, you don't know anything about my songs.
44:59Of course, I know.
45:01My little ponies know those songs.
45:03I know, Meme.
45:05What's your favorite song, Meme?
45:07I know, Meme.
45:09What's your favorite song, Meme?
45:11That's it.
45:13That's it.
45:15I was like that when I was 400 in Comedy Box.
45:19When did you start?
45:21I started when I was 400.
45:23I started when I was 450.
45:25Wow.
45:27You grew up.
45:29Do you have an ostrich?
45:335, 6, 7, 8.
45:45That's it.
45:49That's Memevice.
45:51Do you stick to the wall sometimes?
45:53Yes.
45:55I used to dance like that.
45:57I used to stick to the wall.
46:01I just stay there.
46:05What do you feel when you see him?
46:07What do you feel when you see him?
46:09Reminisce.
46:11Reminisce in the humble beginning.
46:13Reminisce in the humble beginning.
46:15You're really the bicycle of the ostrich.
46:17You're really the bicycle of the ostrich.
46:31It's getting last.
46:33It's getting last.
46:37Do you transform your horse?
46:39Do you transform your horse?
46:41How does Vice transform his horse?
46:43How does Vice transform his horse?
46:45Side view.
46:47Side view.
46:51It's easy.
46:53It's easy.
46:55It's easy.
46:57It's easy.
46:59It's easy.
47:09Why?
47:11Why?
47:13Why?
47:15Why?
47:17Why?
47:19Why?
47:21Why?
47:23Why?
47:25Why?
47:27Why?
47:29Why?
47:31Why?
47:33Why?
47:35Why?
47:37Why?
47:39Why?
47:41Why?
47:43Why?
47:45Why?
47:47Why?
47:49Why?
47:51Why?
47:53Why?
47:55Why?
47:57Why?
47:59Why?
48:01Why?
48:03Why?
48:05Why?
48:07Why?
48:09Why?
48:11What is the name of the person holding the kaloka?
48:13Why?
48:15I'll give out an extra free Mcdonald's voucher.
48:19Please count the people with the kaloka, bang.
48:25The kaloka is increasing.
48:27I'll give a free McDonald's.
48:31We have McDonald's for every kaloka.
48:35Thank you so much, McDonald's people.
48:37We are back to you guys.
48:41And what can Jurado Gladys Reyes say?
48:45What's up, Madlang people!
48:48I just want to greet my little sister PJ, happy birthday!
48:52And to my good friend Harvey Gomez of Marikina, happy birthday!
48:56Sis! There, you're really on top of me.
48:59Sis Vice, to be fair to you, your hair, of course, Sis Vice has that kind of hair.
49:05Your outfit for the production number, that's it, minus the shoes.
49:10Because you should really carry that.
49:12You're the one who brought your own shoes so that it really fits your feet, right?
49:16And the height, right? Sis, you're a bit tall.
49:19And your whole body, right?
49:22Even so, I appreciate this effort of yours.
49:26That's why I hope, not just to you, but to everyone who joins here,
49:30really carry that.
49:31You know, do a good research about your localites
49:35so that it really fits you, right?
49:37A total look, really.
49:38And you're really a localite.
49:40But good luck to you, Julio.
49:42Thank you, ma'am.
49:44I can do a body double for her in the movie.
49:46You can.
49:48In stunts.
49:49You can do a body double.
49:50You're the favorite winner of the shooting, Sis. You can do it.
49:52I can do a body double.
49:54But you have to hold her body, Sis.
49:57She's tall, right?
49:59Turn around, turn around, Julio.
50:01There, there.
50:02Julio, turn around.
50:03There, there.
50:04You can do it.
50:05Vice, vice, vice.
50:07There, there.
50:09Vice, vice.
50:10Like this, like this.
50:11Like this.
50:12If I lose to Madjung, I'll be like this.
50:14Can you do that?
50:15We'll have a fight with the MC.
50:16What time is it?
50:17What time is it?
50:18It's 6 o'clock.
50:19It's 6 o'clock.
50:20I'll lose to 600.
50:22I'll be like this.
50:24Thank you so much, contestant number 10.
50:26And thank you to our jurors.
50:28Juror Gladys Reyes.
50:30Jurors, please give your hats to Julio Lagleva,
50:34the Vice Ganda of La Union.
50:37And now, let's call contestant number 1 and 2.
50:45Let's look at their hats for contestant number 1.
50:49Arlon Hernad Guerna.
50:51The Marina Summers of Quezon City.
50:53Here are the jurors' hats.
51:01Pasok!
51:03Congratulations!
51:06And here's for contestant number 2.
51:09Jessie K.J. Reyes.
51:11The James Harden of Sor Sigon.
51:13Here are the jurors' hats.
51:21There.
51:22Very no, no, no, no.
51:24It's a no.
51:25And for contestant number 3,
51:28Julio Lagleva, the Vice Ganda of La Union.
51:32Here are the jurors' hats.
51:38Really, Teddy, we'll talk later.
51:41We've been together for 15 years, Teddy.
51:43Why is there a twist?
51:44You know, among their three jurors,
51:46Teddy is my longest friend.
51:48So that means,
51:50I know Teddy better.
51:51Back then.
51:52So your decision is right.
51:54You know, Teddy, I really look like him.
51:58And the winner for today is
52:00Arlon Guerna,
52:02the Marina Summers of Quezon City.
52:04Congratulations!
52:06I will receive 15,000 pesos.
52:09And thank you for joining us.
52:11Jessie J.
52:13Jessie K.J. Reyes.
52:15The James Harden of Sor Sigon.
52:16And Julio Lagleva,
52:18the Vice Ganda of La Union.
52:20You will still receive 5,000 pesos.
52:23Kalatang Sumpah!
52:24Samayang ang may sikat na kamuka
52:26dito sa
52:27Kalokai Facebook!
52:29Tawag ng tanghalo na
52:31sa pagpapalik ng our show!
52:32Our time is
52:34Showtime!
52:53www.showtime.org