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00:00is a Friday, which means it's time for Keith's Keys.
00:30All right, we have Keith's Keys, Patriots Bears on Sunday afternoon, the Patriots two
00:38and seven taking on the Bears who are four and four, Pats are six point road dogs.
00:44We've got a total of 38 and a half.
00:47This game will be played Soldier Field in Chicago at 1 p.m.
00:51Eastern.
00:52Here we go.
00:53Here we go.
00:54The Sun Bears are the smallest bears, but they have long tongues, kind of like an echidna.
01:03Hunter Henry enters this week ranked seventh among New England tight ends with 172 receptions
01:09and 1945 receiving yards.
01:12He needs four receptions this week at Chicago to move into sixth place on the reception
01:17list and 12 yards to move into sixth place on the receiving yards list.
01:23Wow.
01:24How about that?
01:25You already passed Jim Whalen.
01:27He's now trying to chase down Aaron Hernandez.
01:29Yeah, eat his dust.
01:30Jim Whalen and maybe eventually you too, Aaron Hernandez.
01:34Yeah.
01:35Dick Butkus isn't just the ultimate jock.
01:37He's appeared as an actor in over 60 television series, television movies and movies released
01:43in theaters.
01:44You might remember him as Tank Mason in Murder, She Wrote, Heavy from a matter of wife and
01:51death, Druten in Hamburger, The Motion Picture, and then mostly as Dick Butkus in everything
01:58else, including Gremlins 2, The New Batch.
02:01Why is it Gremlins 2?
02:04I don't recall that.
02:05Not just the ultimate jock.
02:06Not just the ultimate jock.
02:07No, he's not.
02:08Very well-rounded.
02:09Jay Cutler is the Bears' all-time leading passer.
02:12Let that sink in.
02:13Not great.
02:14Jay Cutler.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Smokey Jay.
02:18There are eight different species of bears.
02:21Black bears, brown bears, polar bears, moon bears, Andean bears, panda bears, sloth bears,
02:32and the aforementioned sun bears.
02:34An Andean bear.
02:37Yeah.
02:38The bears are undefeated at home this year.
02:40I'd say that's definitely a key.
02:44How about that?
02:45Where's the game?
02:46Chicago.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Definitely a key.
02:49Undefeated at home.
02:50William, the Refrigerator Perry, is not in the Football Hall of Fame, but was inducted
02:56into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2006.
02:59That of course is the opposite for Tony Pacelli, but Bruce Smith doesn't think he belongs in
03:03either.
03:04I didn't see it coming this week.
03:09Going to BearVault.com, there have only been 180 fatal bear attacks in the U.S. since 1784,
03:21and are less than 12 non-fatal attacks per year.
03:25No word on how many of those were because of stolen picnic baskets since 1784.
03:34That sounds low.
03:35I question those.
03:36Nick May is the first quarterback in NFL history to have the following stats in his first four
03:42career starts.
03:43700 passing yards, 60 or better completion percentage, 6 or more passing touchdowns,
03:50200 rush yards or more, and 1 rushing touchdown.
03:54I feel like I heard that earlier.
03:58No one's ever done that.
04:00Bears are known to have a high IQ.
04:06Big brains.
04:09The Super Bowl Shuffle peaked at number 41 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 in February
04:15of 1986, and earned a Grammy nomination for Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with
04:21Vocals in 1987.
04:24The Patriots had their own version of the Super Bowl Shuffle.
04:27Called New England, the Patriots are we.
04:30Not only did that song not chart, but it was terrible.
04:34Here's a taste.
05:04Not so much.
05:26No.
05:27They got worked.
05:28It wasn't the best.
05:29It was an absolute debacle.
05:31How about that?
05:32I think you knew the Bears.
05:33The 85 Bears weren't the ultimate jocks, but no, neither were the Pats.
05:36Neither were the Pats.
05:37Tough, tough response, though.
05:38Say what you want about the Super Bowl Shuffle, but how about that?
05:43You put that out there.
05:44That's no good.
05:45Yeah, definitely.
05:46Yeah, definitely.
05:47According to most of our memories, our favorite bear family of Papa, Mama, brother and sister
05:50are the Berenstain Bears.
05:53But somehow over time, we've slipped into an alternate reality, and they're now the
05:56Berenstain Bears.
05:57So I say Berenstain Bears, Berenstain Bears, excuse me, they used to be the Berenstain
06:04Bears.
06:05Yeah, how'd that change?
06:06It's wild.
06:07Alternate reality.
06:08Your kids still read those?
06:09No.
06:10No, not yet.
06:11Maybe someday.
06:12But no.
06:13Working their way up.
06:14Currently, no.
06:15Nice.
06:16And finally, Jones, neither team has a Derrick, so if you're looking for some Derrick football
06:18this Sunday, you won't find it.
06:21You won't find it.
06:22It's a damn shame.
06:23Nope.
06:24No Derricks.
06:25What do you think?
06:28The points are, I think, 0-1 against Derricks.
06:30That's the way they got it all up.
06:321-6.
06:33I'm going to take the Bears and the points.
06:35Or Bears land the points, I mean.
06:36That's before, uh, I'll give you, can I give you one more?
06:39If you don't mind?
06:40Mmm.
06:41Uh, Chicago's wins this year against teams that are a combined 10-24.
06:45Tennessee, the Rams, Carolina, and Jacksonville.
06:54It's a Jones key.
06:55I guess.
06:56You like that so much?
06:57No.
06:58Okay.
06:59Nothing about Sun Bears?
07:00You have any, nothing?
07:01Nope.
07:02Not an Andean bear to be spotted.