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00:00Here on Mars
00:04Here on Mars
00:06It's so hard!
00:07It's so hard to get a job, Mika!
00:11Super fun, super funny, and super happy
00:15is your morning here with us
00:17on Mars!
00:19Come on!
00:22Alright, Mars cams, you know what?
00:24Yes, Mars!
00:25Our episode today is super fun
00:26because this is where Mars will celebrate
00:29his birthday!
00:30So you'll get to see
00:31the crazy birthday bash
00:33of Tecla!
00:35But, but, but, but...
00:37Pause, pause, pause.
00:38Before that,
00:39we have a little lady
00:40who will guide us
00:42to show us
00:43her unique talent.
00:45Here's our drummer boy,
00:47Moses Gozo!
00:49Wow!
00:50Wow!
00:51I want to throw something!
00:53That's so bold!
00:54Wow!
00:55That's so bold!
00:56But you're so good!
00:58You're so good!
00:59You're so good!
01:00Why are you like that?
01:01How old are you?
01:02Six years old.
01:04The truth, how old are you?
01:06Six years old.
01:07No, I'll repeat.
01:08How old are you?
01:09Six years old.
01:10Wow!
01:11You know, I didn't believe her
01:12when she said you're six years old.
01:14Right?
01:15Wow!
01:16How old were you
01:17when you started learning to play drums?
01:19One year old.
01:21One year old?
01:22One year.
01:23Why?
01:24Did your dad play drums?
01:25Did your mom?
01:27Where did you discover
01:28how to play drums?
01:29In our church.
01:32Okay.
01:33So what's the first thing
01:34you learned to do?
01:35To walk or to play drums?
01:38To play drums.
01:39See?
01:40That's why.
01:41Wait, do you have an artist
01:43that you want to work with
01:44in a gig?
01:45Yeah, Blado.
01:46Yes.
01:47You're the one who plays drums
01:48for him.
01:49Do you have a dream like that?
01:52I already have a drummer.
01:55Who?
01:56Main Mendoza.
01:57Wow!
01:58That's amazing!
02:01What other gigs do you have?
02:03In bars, shows, and battles.
02:08Battles.
02:09He's already been invited
02:10to those levels.
02:12I can't believe
02:13that a six-year-old
02:14can play like that.
02:16Me too.
02:18And it's so easy.
02:20There's no effort.
02:21Right?
02:22What are your plans
02:23when you grow up?
02:24Do you want to be a drummer
02:25when you grow up
02:26or do you have
02:27other things you want to do?
02:28I want to be a scientist.
02:30Really?
02:31A scientist?
02:32Yes.
02:33Drummer on the side,
02:34scientist on the side.
02:35He's far from being a professor.
02:36Why not?
02:37Thank you, Moses!
02:38And because you're
02:40a certified little lady!
02:44This is for you.
02:46Thank you, Moses.
02:47Stay there.
02:48Don't leave yet.
02:49We still need you.
02:50Yes, we still need you.
02:51But before that,
02:52do you have anything
02:53to say to your grandparents
02:54and say thank you
02:55and say hi to them?
02:56Say hi to them.
02:57I'm sure
02:58they're all happy with you.
02:59They're watching.
03:00Tell them
03:01where else they can see you.
03:03Hello, Grandma Evelyn,
03:05Grandpa Mario,
03:07Grandpa Arthur,
03:09Grandpa Esther,
03:11and Grandpa...
03:15Grandpa Toyong.
03:18Grandpa Fred,
03:22and my aunts and uncles.
03:28And my band, Hype Band.
03:30What's your band?
03:31Hype Band.
03:32Hype Band!
03:34Do you have Instagram,
03:36YouTube, or Facebook?
03:38We have Facebook.
03:40What is it?
03:41I'm Moses Golden.
03:42We have a Hype Band Facebook page.
03:46Hype Band Facebook page.
03:48Thank you, Moses!
03:50See you there!
03:52Thank you!
03:54Moses is so cute!
03:57Okay,
03:58as promised,
04:00let's start the birthday bash
04:02that we prepared
04:03for our beloved
04:05comedian.
04:06Here it is, guys!
04:07Hey, hey, hey!
04:08It's your birthday today.
04:09Tecla!
04:13Yay!
04:14Happy Birthday!
04:16Happy Birthday!
04:18Happy Birthday!
04:20Thank you!
04:22Wow!
04:24It's like we're in a flash.
04:26Can you see it?
04:28You even have a birthday drums.
04:30Right?
04:32Thank you, Moses!
04:34Thank you, Moses, for that.
04:36Okay.
04:38How are we going to celebrate your birthday?
04:40We're so happy that you decided to celebrate your birthday here.
04:44It's so early!
04:46Let's start the day early.
04:48Of course, it's a good start to the new year
04:50because it's your birthday
04:52and there are a lot of blessings.
04:54There are a lot of things to celebrate.
04:56That's why I chose to celebrate my birthday here.
05:00It's awesome! More, more!
05:02Yay!
05:04Since you're in Mars,
05:06we brought more surprises for you.
05:08Starting with
05:10today's intriguing blind item.
05:12Oh my God!
05:14I'm ready!
05:16Do you have an intrigue
05:18and you don't want to be caught by a girl?
05:20Let's take a short break
05:22here in
05:24Masyarong!
05:26Do you know this TV host comedian
05:28who has an alluring scene
05:30in Embassy?
05:32Okay, Mars, just relax.
05:34We're Mars Ia's artists.
05:36I'm the comedian and Mars Ia is the interviewer.
05:38Okay.
05:40Are you ready?
05:42Action!
05:44Excuse me, sir, but we seem to have a bit of a problem.
05:46And what is that?
05:48You don't look like
05:50the person in the documents.
05:52Oh!
05:54No, no, no.
05:56That's me!
05:58Look, look, look at the picture.
06:00Look at me.
06:02See?
06:04The same. Face, face, same.
06:06No, no, no.
06:08This is not you, sir.
06:10This is not you.
06:12Wait, you wait. I have other picture.
06:14I have other picture. I show you other picture.
06:16And cut!
06:18Oh my God!
06:20Wait, the ending.
06:22Wait, the ending.
06:24TV host comedian is approved
06:26even though he's being interrogated in the Embassy.
06:28Because his picture in the ID
06:30is different from the personal.
06:32Yes.
06:34It's stronger in the impersonal.
06:36Yes, it's different.
06:38Impersonal, impersonal.
06:40Let's look at the clues.
06:44Is this you, Mars?
06:46Is this me?
06:48I don't know. Did this happen to you, Mars?
06:50Yes.
06:54I'm curious.
06:56And he's so quiet.
06:58He's like, I hope it's not me.
07:00Or he's thinking,
07:02there's someone else
07:04who did the same thing.
07:06This happened
07:08in Sweden.
07:10Okay.
07:12That's why I became
07:14a consul.
07:16Is this the picture
07:18you showed in the Embassy?
07:20Let's show it, Mars.
07:22Is this the picture?
07:24Okay.
07:26Wow!
07:28Is this the picture you showed there?
07:30Yes, that's it.
07:32What's more crazy
07:34is when I went to another country
07:36and then we went to
07:38immigration.
07:40Ah, where's your passport?
07:42Ah, no.
07:44This is not yours.
07:46No, no.
07:48That's my picture.
07:50It's not a picture. It's a thumb mark.
07:52It's just a thumb mark, Mars.
07:54Why did you do that?
07:56Your picture looks like a thumb mark.
07:58No wonder.
08:00Because if it looks like this,
08:02it's very exotic
08:04and suspicious.
08:06Wow!
08:08It's suspicious and exotic.
08:10It's really suspicious.
08:12Right, Mars?
08:14Of course, happy birthday to you, Mars.
08:18But there's something else.
08:20No, no.
08:22And here they are.
08:24For those who don't know,
08:26Tecla is the number one fan
08:28of Taylor Swift.
08:30She sings all of Taylor Swift's songs.
08:32Why are you laughing?
08:34I'm laughing at Taylor Swift.
08:36Because it's not true?
08:38No, because it's not true.
08:42Who is that?
08:44Who do you think is that?
08:46Who do you think is the one singing to you, Mars?
08:48Do you know?
08:50Thank you for accepting me.
08:52And of course, I hope we'll have more
08:54things together.
08:56And of course, since it's your birthday,
08:58I know you want a gift.
09:00This is my gift for you.
09:02It's so cute!
09:04Bubay is really a character
09:06because she loves lipstick.
09:08That's why I feel sorry for her sometimes.
09:10You have a lot of choices.
09:12But wait,
09:14there's one more gift for you.
09:16Here it is.
09:18Tecla is a super tech.
09:20She saves a lot of things.
09:22She saves a lot of things.
09:24When we travel abroad,
09:26we don't have anything for two weeks.
09:28She only brings one pair of socks.
09:30For the two weeks we travel,
09:32that's how much she saves.
09:34I was in a hurry back then.
09:36There was a time
09:38when I didn't know
09:40what time my flight was.
09:42I was in a hurry. I didn't have time to get ready.
09:44I arrived in Europe one time
09:46and I brought a gift.
09:48It's true.
09:50Who is it?
09:52I know who it is.
09:54Who is it?
09:56Happy birthday, Tecla.
09:58I wish you many more birthdays.
10:00I hope
10:02all your wishes
10:04will come true.
10:06I'm sorry that I just woke up.
10:08I just want to greet you
10:10on your very special day.
10:12It's so cute!
10:14Thank you!
10:16It's so cute!
10:18Wait, wait, wait.
10:20We're ready for Tecla's
10:22birthday vlog and dish
10:24that she'll be cooking
10:26for us next.
10:28Mars Pamor!
10:30Mars Pamor!
10:42This is Mars Tecla's promise
10:44that she'll cook for us.
10:46It's time for
10:48Mars Masarat!
10:50Pastel Alacorn.
10:52Our ingredients are simple.
10:54We have chicken breast
10:56and cream.
10:58All-purpose cream.
11:00Mushroom.
11:02Onions and butter.
11:04And bacon.
11:06Just bacon?
11:08Yes, bacon is important
11:10in our dish.
11:12What does bacon taste like?
11:14Bacon is salty.
11:16Really?
11:18Yes.
11:20It's important.
11:22Let's start with the butter.
11:24Actually,
11:26for those who don't eat pork,
11:28you can also eat beef,
11:30bacon, turkey,
11:32or turkey bacon.
11:34There are options now,
11:36so you won't miss anything.
11:42Let's eat this first.
11:44Onions.
11:46Okay, so it's cooked in butter.
11:48Yes, butter and onions.
11:50When I first
11:52cooked this for my friend,
11:54this was the most delicious
11:56dish I've ever tasted.
11:58That's why you won't forget it.
12:00Wow, okay.
12:02This dish has a beautiful story.
12:04Yes, I don't know where Kula is right now.
12:06Yes, she's still cooking.
12:08So let's add
12:10the chicken.
12:12Okay.
12:14There.
12:16This mushroom diet will help
12:18her cook faster.
12:20There.
12:24There.
12:26The chicken looks good.
12:28It's thin.
12:30Yes.
12:32Do you like to cook, Mars?
12:34I wish,
12:36but it's expensive.
12:38Because my unit...
12:40Induction.
12:42Yes, it's expensive.
12:44My current is P100,000.
12:46That's too much.
12:48I'm investigating.
12:50Investigate it first, Mars.
12:54We can add a little salt.
12:56Salt and pepper.
13:00Generous amount.
13:02Wow.
13:04Where did you hear
13:06the generous amount?
13:10In a cooking show?
13:12Yes.
13:14So it won't be too
13:16boring.
13:18There.
13:20We can now add
13:22our cooking cream.
13:28This chicken pastel
13:30is exciting.
13:32Yes.
13:34We can now add
13:36our cream.
13:38Okay.
13:42I should cook this.
13:44We love to eat chicken
13:46at home, but I'm running out
13:48of recipes.
13:50This is better.
13:52Let's say,
13:54a lot of onions.
13:56It's better.
13:58Prepare the white onions
14:00to make it
14:02more delicious.
14:04White onions are sweet.
14:06We'll also add the mushroom.
14:08Okay.
14:10When it thickens,
14:12we'll add the bacon.
14:14Is the bacon
14:16just for topping, Mars?
14:18It's just for topping.
14:20When it's mixed with the sauce,
14:22the bacon and chicken
14:24will be coated.
14:26They'll collaborate
14:28the taste.
14:30Wow.
14:32So we won't add
14:34all the cream?
14:36Yes.
14:38It's just an estimate.
14:42So that
14:44you won't
14:46get bored.
14:48You won't get bored.
14:50Yes.
14:52While we're waiting for that,
14:54we can crush
14:56the bacon.
14:58So that
15:00when it's crunchy, it's easy to crush.
15:02The bacon will be crispy.
15:04Okay, Mars.
15:06This is the finished product.
15:08That smells good.
15:10It's done.
15:12We'll cook it for 3 more minutes.
15:14Chicken is easy to cook.
15:16I will make
15:18halo-halo for you.
15:20It's thickening.
15:24Nice.
15:34Wow, Tecla.
15:36This is delicious.
15:38Thank you, Mars.
15:40You made us cook this on your birthday.
15:42It's delicious.
15:44She's the one who cooked it.
15:46I like the dimension
15:48of the bacon.
15:50It's crunchy and salty.
15:52It's the most important role in this dish.
15:54It also has butter.
15:56Thank you, Mars Tecla.
15:58Thank you so much.
16:00You cooked a lot of dishes.
16:02I think
16:04there are only 3 of us.
16:06But we still have more.
16:08It would be better
16:10if we can have a wedding.
16:12I think so.
16:14Let's call
16:16Teora Ira,
16:18Mars Tecla's daughter.
16:22Happy birthday, daddy.
16:30How sweet.
16:32How sweet.
16:34Do you miss her?
16:38I haven't sent the allowance yet.
16:40That's why she's crying.
16:42I miss her so much.
16:46Let's put this down
16:48so you can hug her.
16:50I told her to finish her elementary
16:52in the province.
16:54She can't take it anymore.
16:56She's here with me.
16:58Look at her.
17:00I miss her so much.
17:02Tecla.
17:04Teora.
17:06Actually, Teora has a mic.
17:08She has a lapel.
17:10She has a lapel.
17:12Okay.
17:14Wait. Let's blow
17:16your cake
17:18before it becomes a candle.
17:20Make a wish.
17:26Thank you, Mars.
17:28Come on.
17:30Teora, talk to us.
17:32Why are you making us cry?
17:34I miss her so much.
17:36How long have you
17:38not seen each other?
17:40Just one day.
17:42No.
17:44One year.
17:46She's in the province.
17:48I want to transfer her
17:50to Manila.
17:52It's hard to transfer.
17:54Finish your high school here.
17:56There.
17:58Do you have a birthday message
18:00for your dad?
18:02Daddy,
18:04happy birthday.
18:06I love you so much.
18:08Go ahead.
18:10I'll translate.
18:12Go ahead.
18:14I hope you're happy
18:16when you're driving
18:18and
18:20you don't have an a**.
18:22What?
18:24Nothing.
18:26What's that?
18:30Of course,
18:32thank you.
18:34I know you're a good kid.
18:38Daddy's so happy.
18:40He's so...
18:42You know,
18:44I don't text you
18:46or reply to your messages.
18:48I don't love you.
18:50Daddy's so busy lately.
18:52I want you to take care
18:54of yourself.
18:56Be kind
18:58and
19:00study hard
19:02because
19:04daddy's working hard
19:06for you.
19:08And
19:10that's just a gossip.
19:12That's not true.
19:14Your daddy's working hard.
19:16Super.
19:18I heard you have a song
19:20dedicated to your daddy.
19:46Wow!
19:48Thank you, Diora!
19:50And of course,
19:52the super birthday celebration
19:54of Tekla is not yet over
19:56because we still have
19:58surprise guests.
20:00More fun and jokes
20:02when we come back
20:04with Mars Pamor!
20:12Why is Tekla super?
20:14It's not just
20:16super funny, he's also super talented.
20:18Yes, and when he's acting
20:20on stage,
20:22he sings songs by Celine Dion.
20:28Well,
20:30we have with us Tomby
20:32from The Clash Season 2.
20:34Welcome to Mars Pamor!
20:36Tell us how you
20:38met each other,
20:40what's your relationship,
20:42and how important you are to each other.
20:44Actually,
20:46Tomby is my ex.
20:50No, that's true.
20:52We changed our perspective.
20:56Tomby is one of
20:58the people
21:00I discovered.
21:02Because
21:04we had a singing contest in Pasay
21:06at Jock Time Comedy Bar.
21:10I was the one
21:12who organized the contest
21:14and he joined.
21:16When he first joined,
21:18I met him by chance.
21:20He's good at singing.
21:22Only the two of them
21:24participated in the contest.
21:26Why did you join?
21:28The other one doesn't sing.
21:30The other one,
21:32his opponent slid,
21:34but he still won.
21:38Tomby,
21:40what did you learn
21:42from Tekla?
21:44Before, at the comedy bar,
21:46I didn't speak,
21:48they just made me do it.
21:50You just became a prop.
21:52If there's a request,
21:54I just do it.
21:56That's how it is,
21:58Tomby.
22:00They taught me
22:02that when there's an opening,
22:04I should speak.
22:06When there's an opening,
22:08I should play a song.
22:10But now, I learned from them.
22:12These newbies are lucky.
22:14When we first started,
22:16before we could set,
22:18we were beaten on the wall.
22:20That's why you're so lucky.
22:22Do you want to see
22:24how we were beaten on the wall?
22:28Tomby, do you have a message
22:30for Tekla?
22:32Your birthday message.
22:34Thank you very much.
22:36I don't have Tomby.
22:38That's not what you said.
22:42I'm just kidding.
22:44My wish is,
22:46I want to say sorry
22:48because my mother
22:50beat me up.
22:56My wish for my mom is
22:58more blessings
23:00here at GMA Network.
23:02And
23:04good health.
23:06I hope we'll be together
23:08for a long time.
23:10Thank you for joining us
23:12all, Tomby.
23:14Our birthday special
23:16of Super Tekla
23:18is full of surprises.
23:20Do you want to say
23:22thank you?
23:24Go ahead.
23:26I just want to say thank you
23:28to my GMA family.
23:30Of course, to my manager
23:32who always reminds me
23:34up and down.
23:36We always fight.
23:38But still,
23:40she's still there.
23:42Even though
23:44we've been through a lot.
23:46Thank you very much.
23:48Joke.
23:50I'm a stubborn person.
23:52But I'm wiser now.
23:56And of course, thank you
23:58to all the fans
24:00and supporters
24:02of the Bubba and Tekla show.
24:04Thank you very much.
24:06Happy birthday again, Mark!
24:08Thank you so much, Mark.
24:10Thank you for choosing to celebrate your birthday with us.
24:14Thank you, Tekla.
24:16Please don't forget to follow us
24:18on our social media accounts.
24:20Just look for Mark Pamor.
24:22Subscribe to GMA YouTube channel
24:24to watch our previous episodes.
24:26Here it is.
24:28Hey, hey, hey!
24:30It's someone's birthday today!
24:32Since it's Tekla's birthday,
24:34happy birthday, Janet Tongko
24:36and Dory Bandila!
24:38Happy birthday to our little Mars,
24:40Janet Cristinong
24:42and Razel Jean Labumba.
24:44And of course, happy birthday
24:46to you, Annalyn Pilapil
24:48and Gil de la Cruz.
24:50Happy birthday to them!
24:52Zark Venice Wellens
24:54and Noah Helford-Lagumbay
24:56and Jonas Joaquin Doquila.
25:00Thank you so much for joining
25:02today's Sikahan at Paandaran.
25:04We'll see you again next week.
25:06This is your morning tambayan.
25:08This is...
25:10Mars Pamor!