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00:00Americano alpine water.
00:02Iced mocha.
00:17I need all of these.
00:20ASAP.
00:28Your total is $130.
00:30Cash or credit?
00:32Um...
00:36You can't pay?
00:38You ordered 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:40Just, uh, give me one moment to make a quick phone call.
00:43I'm sorry.
00:44Forget it. Your order's cancelled.
00:46Probably never had a bowl of melon bean in your life.
00:49Next, please.
00:52Thanks.
00:56James, hi.
00:58I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet.
01:02Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:04Thanks.
01:11Your order's been taken care of.
01:13Uh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
01:16My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:19Don't worry about it.
01:20You look like you really know your coffee.
01:22You know, my hotel? Right across the street.
01:25Why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your little bean?
01:30Ew, uh, no. Thank you. I'm fine.
01:33And...
01:35Don't play coy.
01:37You are clearly looking for it.
01:39Let's just stop playing games and get down to it.
01:44You filthy whore!
01:46How dare you!
01:50I'm sorry.
02:05I just have to apologize for my delay.
02:07What is it you want to do? You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:12After careful evaluation, we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment.
02:17The lawyer's on the way and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:21No, I just...
02:23We're acquisition under 10 million. There's really no need for you to show up.
02:27James, I just forgot my wallet and I needed money for the coffees.
02:31Money for the coffee?
02:35Are you two delusional?
02:37You thought you were buying this whole coffee?
02:39You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop?
02:42This is one of the hottest cafes in all of L.A.
02:45This guy?
02:46Just some creep who tried to get yancy with me.
02:49He paid for the coffees. $130.
02:52Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:04There's just no need for so much.
03:06I was just helping the lady out.
03:08Consider this an advance for your medical bills. Get him.
03:16Thank you, James. I'm going to get back to work now.
03:20Not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else.
03:22Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
03:25Under any means necessary.
03:27James, I have never met the guy.
03:30And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
03:32Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
03:34I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
03:37If you insist.
03:38But I do apologize about this.
03:40What are you going to do with us?
03:41All right, here we go.
03:42No, James, what? What? Are you actually kidnapping me?
03:45Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something?
03:48I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
03:50Hey, put me down.
03:51Hey, I can walk you. No, put me down.
03:54Put me down. I can walk you. No.
03:56Put me down.
03:58Oh, my darling, what happened?
04:00Why are you such a mess?
04:01Hurry, go get dressed.
04:04Hey, I can walk you. No.
04:05Go.
04:07Go.
04:30I'm so nervous.
04:31Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
04:34Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
04:37I've only seen him in the paper, but he's here.
04:41I get to meet him.
04:42You're so lucky.
04:44Every woman wishes she could be you.
04:46I don't know.
04:47And you know what? I don't care.
04:49I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:56Speak of the handsome devil.
05:00Hello, boss.
05:01Oh, yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
05:03I have the files ready to deliver whenever you're ready.
05:07Yes, sir.
05:12Aurora.
05:13Don't run, please.
05:14It's your engagement.
05:15Just wait for your fiancé.
05:17Guy isn't even here yet?
05:18No, no.
05:19It's just one elaborate charade.
05:20I have work to do.
05:21Yes.
05:34Yes, mother?
05:35Wesley, dear, where are you?
05:37This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
05:42Now get here quickly.
05:43I know what I have to do, mother.
05:45And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
06:04Oh, hi.
06:05I think I just saw your daughter run off.
06:08Beautiful figure from behind.
06:10Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
06:12Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
06:14Well, it's just a formality at this point.
06:17It's meant to be.
06:18He'll meet eventually.
06:19Right, right.
06:20Good things come to those who wait.
06:22Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
06:25James.
06:28Contract.
06:30Pen.
06:31It's en bloc.
06:34No problem.
06:35Let me just take off my latest limited Partier first.
06:59Boss?
07:00Wesley?
07:02Oh, no.
07:03I forgot to change.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I, I...
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29Wesley.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31I'm so sorry.
07:32Wesley.
07:34Wesley.
07:35Wesley.
07:38Wesley.
07:46My son is incredibly disciplined.
07:49He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
07:55He prides himself on being untouchable.
07:58Untouchable.
08:00My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
08:02And she has little to no dating experience.
08:04In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
08:10How do you want to date?
08:30Okay, the good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
08:52The bad news is I slept with my crush.
08:55Who will you think of me?
08:58Oh, God.
09:00He's gorgeous.
09:02Oh God, he's gorgeous.
09:26I felt every inch of the back in the dark, but seeing really is believing.
09:44Yo, Max, I need your help, man. I think I was drugged. I don't know, my coffee?
09:51There was a woman here, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, she stayed the night.
09:55What's he gonna say about him? Did he enjoy it as much as I did?
10:00Just go find her, okay? I can't let her go.
10:21How can you be eating at a time like this? Are you listening to me?
10:32Yes, you slept with your boss. So what? I mean, that's the only reason why he started working with you, right?
10:37Stop pretending like you're struggling and you're eating pizza.
10:42But you didn't see his face when he said, find that woman. He was terrifying.
10:46You're lying. Listen, you were all dolled up last night, completely unrecognizable from your usual soft self.
10:53So, he's not going to recognize that you're the same woman that he slept with.
10:57Besides, if he did, he wouldn't be calling you right now.
11:07Hello, sir? Come to my office. Now.
11:17Come in here.
11:40What's that?
11:43What's that?
11:47Bug bites. Bug bites.
11:50Let me see your hand.
12:06I didn't hit you, I swear.
12:08Sure. Yeah, it was the woman from last night.
12:12Maybe you were drunk and she was trying to wake you up and help you, you know?
12:20And how would you know that?
12:23Because I am a woman and therefore I know how women think.
12:30Maybe it was someone who's been into you for a really long time.
12:35You know, you're just a really impressive guy. You probably have a line ten miles long of women dying to meet you.
12:40And you let one in, and that's okay. That happens. It's me. Maybe that's what happened.
12:45All right, there are still no leads, so...
12:48That's great. I mean, what a pity. If only there were some leads.
12:55I have a lead, boss. I found the shooter in the bed.
12:58Must be from a woman from that night.
12:59Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night. One of them has a shooter.
13:05Okay.
13:27If Wesley Ashford, youngest man on the Forbes 100 list,
13:31wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper,
13:33then I will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper.
13:38This is my Cinderella story.
13:40Easy, princess. High blood pressure causes swelling and you're naturally already bloated.
13:46Besides, this prince is mine.
13:49Today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny.
13:56This shoe is a size seven, and I am only two sizes up.
14:01And nobody said anything about padding.
14:05All you little idiots are banking on thermal expansion.
14:09Just wait until I am Miss Wesley Ashford.
14:26My God, there's so many of them.
14:29What's that guy doing here?
14:31Y'all claim to have been present and have proof of entry.
14:33Sir, you were drugged. It takes some serious strength to give you that mark.
14:36Can't rule out men just yet.
14:39Um, all right. Well, uh, what are they doing?
14:42They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe.
14:47Wesley! Wesley!
14:49Wesley!
14:52Hi, girl. Hi.
14:54Hello.
14:57Next. Me.
14:59I just took my feet.
15:07Too big. Next.
15:12Too small.
15:14Had a little too much salt for lunch.
15:16Next.
15:17Wait. Excuse me. Not when your time is up.
15:20Hello, boys. Wesley.
15:23Your wifey has arrived.
15:25And she will be your wifey in three, two...
15:30It must be the socks.
15:32Let me take them out.
15:36I just got a fresh pedicure. It's so beautiful.
15:39We can talk over lunch.
15:45It fits!
15:47Invalid. Next.
15:49Wearing socks to try on a glass slipper?
15:52The fashion faux pas enough to know the shoe's not hers?
15:57Well, why don't you try it?
16:01Well, why don't you try it?
16:06Uh...
16:09Okay.
16:19Next.
16:27Wait.
16:30It's my turn.
16:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:43Sorry I'm late.
16:46You can stop all this now. I'm here.
16:49And who are you?
16:51The woman you're looking for, obviously.
16:53Wesley.
16:55How could you forget our insatiable night together?
16:59You were looking so handsome in that new suit.
17:02It's too bad we ruined it.
17:04Wait. This is all about wine on a stamp?
17:09Wesley Ashford, you sly dog.
17:12You have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn.
17:16Who are you?
17:18Who I am is not as important as who I am.
17:21I'm Burton.
17:22The Burton family?
17:24Burton's butler's sister.
17:28James has a sister and she's a bitch?
17:32So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
17:34Check out her bag.
17:36You do have one like that too?
17:38Not anymore. I got rid of it during a cleanse before I started working here.
17:43You were so forward that night.
17:46I mean, as soon as you saw me, you kissed me.
17:50I was so startled that I slapped you.
17:53That only made you bolder.
17:55I couldn't help myself.
17:57I was wet and willing and you were a beast.
18:00I'm sorry, ma'am, but this just sounds like some online misconnections madness.
18:04We're going to need a little more concrete evidence.
18:06I wasn't finished.
18:08And neither were you.
18:10Until I licked that scar.
18:12You like your scar licked?
18:14I can lick the scar all day.
18:16Her?
18:17It was me.
18:19But how did she know all the dirty details?
18:22Is she spying on us?
18:26Enough!
18:27If what you're saying is true, then I guess I have to take responsibility.
18:31Yes, you will.
18:33Do what you must.
18:35Come, dear senses.
18:45I thought you implied that he was going to be murdering this mysterious woman.
18:49But it sounds like he's going to be marrying her.
18:51How you really dropped the ball on this one, Aurora.
18:54How the hell was I supposed to know?
18:56And also, how did that woman know all of those details about my secret so escapade?
19:00Wait, so that was the whole point?
19:03You're telling me that Wesley is really freeing behind closed doors?
19:07That's not the point.
19:08What are we going to do?
19:10Well, if you want concrete evidence, maybe you can give some detailed details.
19:15But also, to be honest, you do have a future.
19:20And you can forget all of this and just go back to your fiance.
19:23Brainy, I can't.
19:25I'm in love with my boss.
19:27What boss?
19:30What boss?
19:33Uh, well, we're talking about the guy that works at the taco truck in the parking lot.
19:38Yeah, yeah, the burrito guy.
19:40He's really muscular and handsome.
19:42And plus, he can cook, so we were talking about going to say hi.
19:46Let's go.
19:47Yeah, yeah, let's go.
19:52Max, is there a taco truck in the parking lot?
19:55If you like Aurora so much, why don't you tell her?
19:59Whoa.
20:00Since when are you so in touch with your human emotions?
20:03Doesn't that go against your programming?
20:05Data shows that men have an 11% higher advantage in pursuing women than women do in men.
20:11If you need, I can come up with an action plan.
20:13Oh, no need.
20:15I'm already very well versed in the art of pursuit.
20:17Now, Max, set a reminder to visit the taco truck tomorrow.
20:28So many people.
20:39Which one is the boss?
20:40Oh, Leslie, darling.
20:42Fancy meeting you here.
20:44Guess I'm not the only one from high society who likes to rough it with the local proletariat.
20:49No, that one's not handsome.
20:50He'd be the boss they were talking about.
20:59Hey, how are you doing?
21:04Good to see you.
21:05You, too.
21:09See you, Mama.
21:10You know me.
21:12Hi, sir.
21:15I would like to buy everything you have on your menu.
21:19What?
21:20Leslie, for me?
21:22I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu.
21:26But I couldn't possibly do all of that.
21:29You just spoil me to death.
21:31Well, I have her first.
21:33And then I have people behind you.
21:35You guys had a wait in line.
21:37Well, I'll have you know, sir, that this place violates many regulations.
21:41Yeah, I own most of the buildings here.
21:43And therefore, this is my parking lot.
21:45So you better find a different place to park your taco truck.
21:48What are you talking about?
21:49Well, because of the conflict of interest, clearly.
21:53Your relationship with Aurora.
21:55That just can't happen.
21:56What relationship?
21:58What's he talking about relationship?
22:02Okay.
22:03Leslie, how about you focus on your own relationship and leave us alone, okay?
22:15Mom.
22:16Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:17I'll meet up with him.
22:18I'll clear things up.
22:19It's fine.
22:20Fine.
22:21Since it's already arranged, we'll finally be able to clear this up.
22:25Your daughter is going to love my son.
22:27A true gentleman.
22:29Deeply influenced by his British grandfather.
22:32An Earl.
22:35Well, Aurora.
22:36Seems like your lunch has long been over and yet you're still hanging out with this guy.
22:40What is it, the muscles?
22:41I got those, too.
22:42See?
22:43What are you doing?
22:44See, look.
22:45Get a load of this.
22:46He dresses impeccably.
22:48Oh, you awesome, sir.
22:49Buttoning his shirt up every time to the top.
22:53Huh?
22:54My daughter is so soft-spoken.
22:57I've never heard a razor voice to anyone.
22:59I think the two of them will have a very peaceful, harmonious life together.
23:04What?
23:05It looks like you have all those freaking burritos.
23:07Why don't you just take a load of that?
23:13Mom.
23:14We need a green car.
23:15Okay, got it.
23:23Hi.
23:27Hi.
23:32Mom, what are you doing?
23:35You didn't see him, boss.
23:36Did the answer open the door?
23:37Damn it!
23:38That punk's getting too cocky.
23:40We need to end him.
23:41Now.
23:42Keep looking.
23:44Get off!
23:47What are you trying to do?
23:50What are you trying to do?
23:52Get me all hot and bothered?
23:55I know we're engaged, but that was completely out of line.
23:58Miss, first of all, you got in my car.
24:01Whatever.
24:02This is not going to work.
24:03I'm going to call my attorney, get this contract cancelled.
24:07Don't do that, because I kind of like you.
24:10What?
24:11You just let me...
24:13You're gorgeous.
24:14You're lively.
24:15Lively?
24:16You have zero interest in me, which makes you 100% my type.
24:20What did you just say?
24:22I'm saying you're perfect.
24:24Whatever.
24:25I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else.
24:29Oh.
24:31Someone else's girl.
24:32Even better.
24:35Just cut the crap.
24:36Drive.
24:38Alright.
24:39Bye-bye.
24:46Boss, your face.
24:49Someone was just excited to see me.
24:57You got an arm on you.
24:58I like a woman who can land a hard hit.
25:01Try that again.
25:02See if you can stand by that statement.
25:05Now, you told me you're going to take me to my lawyer's office.
25:09What else?
25:10I'm not hungry.
25:11I just want to get this whole thing finished, okay?
25:14I know what you mean.
25:23Wait.
25:24Is this the Moretti Family Restaurant?
25:29Oh, my God.
25:30Are you one of them?
25:32I am so sorry.
25:33If I had known that you were one of those useless freeloaders,
25:37I would have put a definitive end to this.
25:40Useless freeloaders.
25:41I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner.
25:44I mean, the only one of you worth a damn is that adopted brother of yours, Leo, or something.
25:51I've seen the news.
25:52He's made quite the name for himself.
25:54A bad boy with big ideas and a big heart.
25:59You could learn a lesson from him.
26:05Well, it doesn't matter if I'm one of them.
26:08Becoming a member of the Burton Family would be an honor.
26:14It's my pleasure to be engaged to you.
26:17Sorry, wait.
26:18So you're refusing to cancel the engagement?
26:21Come on, man.
26:22Name your price.
26:24You're engaged?
26:27You're engaged?
26:33Why is she everywhere?
26:34Whoa, what are you doing here?
26:36Aren't you still locked in at work?
26:38And who's this guy?
26:40I thought you were listening in on our conversation.
26:43I'm her husband.
26:44Uh, it's fiancé.
26:46We're not married yet.
26:47So you're actually engaged.
26:49Since when?
26:51Right now.
26:52You have your date and I have mine.
26:56What's your name again?
26:57Oh, well, as you may know, my name's Moretti.
27:01Leo Moretti.
27:04What?
27:05You're the good Moretti that I was just complimenting?
27:09Yeah.
27:15Aurora, is it?
27:16You work for MyWesley?
27:18Congrats on your engagement.
27:19You make a beautiful couple.
27:21Shall we join you?
27:22Oh, you know, never mind.
27:24We're just here for a drink anyways.
27:25We have a big lunch.
27:27But, you know, MyWesley wanted a day out on the town, so here we are.
27:31Unfortunately, we don't allow you to buy drinks without the additional purchase of food.
27:36And since you're not hungry, we're closed.
27:38We're a private event.
27:40Could you please show these guests out?
27:44Could you please show these guests out?
27:46You...
27:59Well, I believe it's time for one-on-one.
28:02Even if you are, by my own admission, the best of the Morettis, I still can't marry you.
28:10Why not?
28:11It's too complicated.
28:12Your family and everything you're involved with.
28:15I mean, I can't be associated with criminals.
28:18And...
28:19And, um...
28:23I'm in love with someone else.
28:25Is that a man from earlier?
28:27Right?
28:29See? Even the whole world can see it except the idiot himself.
28:33What a lucky man.
28:36Boss, we just got a job.
28:38A squirrel and a wife seeking revenge for a broken family.
28:41All the absolute vermin clawing their way into other people's lives.
28:44Take care of it.
28:45Yes, sir.
28:48Oh, but that's just business.
28:50I hope that didn't scare you too much.
28:52Even if you are helping people,
28:56you are still involved in illicit activities.
28:58I don't even know why my mother considered you a potential match in the first place.
29:02I'm sorry.
29:23No, no, no.
29:25Mom, I understand you want to see me get married.
29:27But you can't just sign me away.
29:29This is a mob boss.
29:30A mob boss? What?
29:31I'm calling him.
29:32I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
29:35Mia, I need to see you.
29:37Bring your son.
29:40Darling, just one second.
29:41I'll help.
29:42Well, the planes went into the wrong cargo bay, so the...
29:58It's her.
30:02Damn.
30:03That woman.
30:04I can't let Wesley see me on a date with you again.
30:06He'll be hopeless between us.
30:12Oh.
30:13See how lovely my daughter is.
30:15She has always wanted to meet you.
30:17Finally.
30:21See?
30:22I told you.
30:23I told you.
30:24I told you.
30:25I told you.
30:26I told you.
30:27I told you.
30:28I told you.
30:29I told you.
30:31Fiona, as lovely as your daughter is from behind,
30:34this is getting a little ridiculous.
30:36At least my son has the decency to show up and stay.
30:50Good thing I kept up with my cardio.
30:54Hey.
30:55Why did you run?
30:57I'm just traveling here.
30:59What do you mean?
31:00Well, with your eyes and without your glasses,
31:06you look just like the woman from that night.