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00:00Americano alpine water.
00:02Iced mocha.
00:17I need all of these.
00:20ASAP.
00:28Your total is $130.
00:30Cash or credit?
00:32Um...
00:36You can't pay?
00:38You ordered 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:40Just, uh, give me one moment to make a quick phone call.
00:43I'm sorry.
00:44Forget it. Your order's cancelled.
00:46Probably never had a bowl of melon bean in your life.
00:49Next, please.
00:52Thanks.
00:56James, hi.
00:58I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet.
01:02Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:04Thanks.
01:11Your order's been taken care of.
01:13Uh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
01:16My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:19Don't worry about it.
01:20You look like you really know your coffee.
01:22You know, my hotel? Right across the street.
01:25Why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your little bean?
01:30Ew, uh, no. Thank you. I'm fine.
01:33And...
01:35Don't play coy.
01:37You are clearly looking for it.
01:39Let's just stop playing games and get down to it.
01:44You filthy whore!
01:46How dare you!
01:50I'm sorry.
02:05I just have to apologize for my delay.
02:07What is it you want to do? You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:12After careful evaluation, we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment.
02:17The lawyer's on the way and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:21No, I just...
02:23We're acquisition under 10 million. There's really no need for you to show up.
02:27James, I just forgot my wallet and I needed money for the coffees.
02:31Money for the coffee?
02:35Are you two delusional?
02:37You thought you were buying this whole coffee?
02:39You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop?
02:42This is one of the hottest cafes in all of L.A.
02:45This guy?
02:46Just some creep who tried to get yancy with me.
02:49He paid for the coffees. $130.
02:52Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:04There's just no need for so much.
03:06I was just helping the lady out.
03:08Consider this an advance for your medical bills. Get him.
03:16Thank you, James. I'm going to get back to work now.
03:20Not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else.
03:22Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
03:25Under any means necessary.
03:27James, I have never met the guy.
03:30And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
03:32Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
03:34I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
03:37If you insist.
03:38But I do apologize about this.
03:40What are you going to do with us?
03:41All right, here we go.
03:42No, James, what? What? Are you actually kidnapping me?
03:45Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something?
03:48I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
03:50Hey, put me down.
03:51Hey, I can walk you. No, put me down.
03:54Put me down. I can walk you. No.
03:56Put me down.
03:58Oh, my darling, what happened?
04:00Why are you such a mess?
04:01Hurry, go get dressed.
04:04Hey, I can walk you. No.
04:05Go.
04:07Go.
04:30I'm so nervous.
04:31Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
04:34Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
04:37I've only seen him in the paper, but he's here.
04:41I get to meet him.
04:42You're so lucky.
04:44Every woman wishes she could be you.
04:46I don't know.
04:47And you know what? I don't care.
04:49I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:56Speak of the handsome devil.
05:00Hello, boss.
05:01Oh, yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
05:03I have the files ready to deliver whenever you're ready.
05:07Yes, sir.
05:12Aurora.
05:13Don't run, please.
05:14It's your engagement.
05:15Just wait for your fiancé.
05:17Guy isn't even here yet?
05:18No, no.
05:19It's just one elaborate charade.
05:20I have work to do.
05:21Yes.
05:34Yes, mother?
05:35Wesley, dear, where are you?
05:37This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
05:42Now get here quickly.
05:43I know what I have to do, mother.
05:45And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
06:04Oh, hi.
06:05I think I just saw your daughter run off.
06:08Beautiful figure from behind.
06:10Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
06:12Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
06:14Well, it's just a formality at this point.
06:17It's meant to be.
06:18He'll meet eventually.
06:19Right, right.
06:20Good things come to those who wait.
06:22Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
06:25James.
06:28Contract.
06:30Pen.
06:31It's en bloc.
06:34No problem.
06:35Let me just take off my latest limited Partier first.
06:59Boss?
07:00Wesley?
07:02Oh, no.
07:03I forgot to change.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I, I...
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29Wesley.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31I'm so sorry.
07:32Wesley.
07:34Wesley.
07:35Wesley.
07:38Wesley.
07:46My son is incredibly disciplined.
07:49He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
07:55He prides himself on being untouchable.
07:58Untouchable.
08:00My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
08:02And she has little to no dating experience.
08:04In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
08:10How do you want to date?
08:31No.
08:49Okay.
08:50The good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
08:53The bad news is I slept with my crush.
08:56Who will you think of me?
09:00Oh, God, he's gorgeous, I felt every inch of that back in the dark, but I can't help
09:29it.
09:30But seeing really is believing.
09:36Yo, Max, I need your help, man.
09:46I think I was drugged.
09:48I don't know.
09:49My coffee?
09:50There was a woman here, I'm pretty sure.
09:54Yeah, she stayed the night.
09:55What's he gonna say, though?
09:57Did he enjoy it as much as I did?
10:00Just go find her.
10:01Okay?
10:02I can't let her go.
10:26How can you be eating at a time like this, huh?
10:31Are you listening to me?
10:32Yes, you slept with your boss.
10:34So what, I mean, that's the only reason why he starts working you, right?
10:38So stop pretending like you're struggling and you even didn't see his face.
10:43And he said, find that woman!
10:45He was terrifying.
10:47You're lying.
10:48Wasn't all gone last night, completely unrecognizable from your usual self.
10:53So, he's not going to recognize that you're the same woman that he's looked up to.
10:57Besides, if he did, he wouldn't be calling you right now.
11:07Hello, sir?
11:08Come to my office. Now.
11:21Come in here.
11:44What's that?
11:45Uh...
11:48Bug bites.
11:49Bug bites.
11:51Let me see your hand.
11:54Bug bites.
12:06I didn't hit you, I swear.
12:08Sure. Yeah, it was the woman from last night.
12:13Maybe it...
12:15Maybe you were drunk and she was trying to wake you up and, you know, help you, you know?
12:20And how would you know that?
12:24Because I am a woman.
12:27And, therefore, I know how women think.
12:30Maybe it was someone who's been into you for, like, a really long time.
12:34Because, you know, you're just a really impressive guy.
12:36You probably have a line ten miles long of women dying to meet you.
12:39And you let one in, and that's okay.
12:41That happens. Maybe that's what happened.
12:45All right, there are still no leads, so...
12:48That's great.
12:49I mean, what a pity.
12:52Well, here are some leads.
12:55I have a lead, boss.
12:56I found the shoe underneath the bed.
12:58Must be from a woman from that night.
12:59Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night.
13:01One of them has a shoe.
13:23If Wesley Ashford, youngest man on the Forbes 100 list, wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper,
13:33then I will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper.
13:38This is my Cinderella story.
13:40Easy, princess.
13:41High blood pressure causes swelling, and you're naturally already bloated.
13:46Besides, this prince is mine.
13:49Today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny.
13:56This shoe is a size seven, and I am only two sizes over.
14:01And nobody said anything about Padworth.
14:05All you little idiots are banking on thermal expansion.
14:09Just wait until I am Miss Wesley Ashford.
14:19Ah!
14:26My God, there's so many of them.
14:29What's that guy doing here?
14:31Y'all claim to have been present and have proof of entry.
14:33Sir, you were drugged.
14:34It takes some serious strength to give you that mark.
14:36Can't rule out men just yet.
14:39Um, all right.
14:40Well, uh, what are they doing?
14:42They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe.
14:48Ah!
14:49What?
14:58Next, me!
14:59No, I wasn't working.
15:01I just took my feet.
15:08Too big.
15:09Next.
15:13Too small.
15:14Had a little too much salt for lunch.
15:16Wait.
15:17Excuse me.
15:18Not when your time is up.
15:19Hello, boys.
15:21Wesley.
15:22Your wifey has arrived.
15:24And she will be your wifey in three, two...
15:30It must be the socks.
15:31Let me take them out.
15:36I just got a fresh pedicure.
15:37It's so beautiful.
15:38We can talk over lunch.
15:39It's...
15:41It's a cheater!
15:44Invalid.
15:45Next.
15:46Wearing socks to try on a glass slipper?
15:49The fashion faux pas enough to know the shoe's not hers?
15:54Well, why don't you try it?
15:58Well, why don't you try it?
16:05Uh...
16:07Okay.
16:09Okay.
16:10Yeah.
16:26Wait.
16:29It's not a turn.
16:36I'm so sorry.
16:39Ah.
16:42Sorry I'm late.
16:47You can stop all this now.
16:49I'm here.
16:50And who are you?
16:51The woman you're looking for, obviously.
16:54Wesley.
16:55How could you forget our insatiable night together?
16:59And you were looking so handsome in that new suit.
17:02It's too bad we ruined it.
17:04Wait.
17:05This is all about one night, Sam?
17:09Wesley Ashford, you sly dog.
17:12You have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn.
17:16Who are you?
17:18Who I am is not as important as who I am.
17:21I'm Burton.
17:22The Burton family?
17:24Burton's butler's sister.
17:28James has a sister and she's a bitch?
17:32So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
17:34Check out her bag.
17:36You're doing that while I go to jail?
17:38Not anymore.
17:40I got rid of it during a cleanse before I started working here.
17:43You were so forward that night.
17:46I mean, as soon as you saw me, you kissed me.
17:50I was so startled that I slapped you.
17:53That only made you bolder.
17:55I couldn't help myself.
17:57I was wet and willing and you were a beast.
17:59I'm sorry, ma'am, but this just sounds like some online misconnections madness.
18:04We're gonna need a little more concrete evidence.
18:06I wasn't finished.
18:08And neither were you.
18:10Until I licked that scar.
18:12You like your scar licked?
18:14I can lick the scar all day.
18:16Her?
18:17It was me.
18:19But how did she know all the dirty details?
18:22Is she spying on us?
18:26Enough!
18:27If what you're saying is true, then I guess I have to take responsibility.
18:31Yes, you will.
18:33Do what you must.
18:35Come to your senses.
18:45I thought you implied that he was going to be murdering this mysterious woman.
18:49But it sounds like he's going to be marrying her.
18:51How you really dropped the ball on this one, Aurora.
18:54How the hell was I supposed to know?
18:56And also, how did that woman know all of those details about my secret so escapade?
19:00Wait, so that was all a point?
19:03You're telling me that Wesley is really freeing behind closed doors?
19:07That's all the point.
19:08What are we gonna do?
19:10Well, if you want concrete evidence, maybe you can give some detailed details.
19:15But also, to be honest, you do have a future.
19:20And you can forget all of this and just go out to your fiance.
19:23Brainy, I can't!
19:25I'm in love with my boss!
19:27What boss?
19:29What boss?
19:32Uh, we're talking about the guy that works at the taco truck in the parking lot.
19:37Yeah, yeah, the burrito guy.
19:39He's really muscular and handsome.
19:41And plus, he can cook, so we were talking about going to say hi.
19:45Let's go!
19:46Yeah, yeah, let's go!
19:51Max, is there a taco truck in the parking lot?
19:54If you like Aurora so much, why don't you tell her?
19:58Whoa.
19:59Since when are you so in touch with your human emotions?
20:02Doesn't that go against your programming?
20:04Data shows that men have an 11% higher advantage in pursuing women than women do in men.
20:10If you need, I can come up with an action plan.
20:12Oh, no need.
20:14I'm already very well versed in the art of pursuit.
20:16Now, Max, set a reminder to visit the taco truck tomorrow.
20:28Oh!
20:38So many people.
20:39Which one is the boss?
20:40Oh!
20:41Leslie!
20:42Darling!
20:43Fancy meeting you here.
20:44Guess I'm not the only one from high society who likes to rough it with the local proletarian.
20:49No, that one's not handsome.
20:50He'd be the boss they were talking about.
20:58Hey, Aurora!
20:59How are you doing?
21:00Hey, Noah!
21:01Good to see you.
21:02You too.
21:05See you, mama.
21:07The usual?
21:08You know me.
21:10Hi, sir.
21:11I would like to buy everything you have on your menu.
21:16What?
21:17Leslie, for me?
21:18I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu,
21:22I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu,
21:26but I couldn't possibly do all of that.
21:29You just spoil me to death.
21:31Well, I have her first, and then I have people behind you.
21:35You guys had a wait in line.
21:37Well, I'll have you know, sir, that this place violates many regulations.
21:41Yeah, I own most of the buildings here, and therefore this is my parking lot,
21:45so you better find a different place to park your taco truck.
21:48What are you talking about?
21:49Well, because of the conflict of interest, clearly.
21:53Your relationship with Aurora.
21:55That just can't happen.
21:56What relationship?
21:58What's he talking about relationship?
22:02Okay, Leslie, how about you focus on your own relationship and leave us alone, okay?
22:15Mom.
22:16Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll meet up with him. I'll clear things up. It's fine.
22:19Fine. Since it's already arranged, we'll finally be able to clear this up.
22:25Your daughter is going to love my son.
22:27A true gentleman.
22:29Deeply influenced by his British grandfather, an Earl.
22:35Well, Aurora, it seems like your lunch has long been over,
22:38and yet you're still hanging out with this guy.
22:40What is it, the muscles?
22:41I got those, too. See?
22:43What are you...
22:44Oh, look. Get a load of this.
22:46And he dresses impeccably.
22:49Butting his shirt up every time you talk about him.
22:54Huh?
22:55My daughter is so soft-spoken.
22:58I've never heard a razor voice to anyone.
23:00I think the two of them will have a very peaceful, harmonious life together.
23:04What?
23:06It looks like you have all those freaking burritos, so why don't you just take a load of that?
23:14Mom, we need a green car. Okay, got it.
23:26Hi.
23:30Hi.
23:36Mom, what are you doing?
23:38You didn't see him, boss.
23:40Could the answer have been wrong?
23:41Damn it!
23:42That boy's getting too cocky.
23:43We need to end this, now.
23:45Keep looking.
23:47Get off!
23:50What are you trying to do?
23:52Get me all hot and bothered?
23:55And you know we're engaged.
23:56But that was completely out of line.
23:58Miss, first of all, you got in my car.
24:01Whatever. This is not going to work.
24:03I'm going to call my attorney, get this contract canceled.
24:07Don't do that, because I kind of like you.
24:10What? You just let me...
24:13You're gorgeous, lively.
24:16You have zero interest in me, which makes you 100% my type.
24:20What did you just say?
24:22I'm saying you're perfect.
24:24Whatever.
24:25I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else.
24:29Well, someone else's girl.
24:32Even better.
24:35Just cut the crap. Drive.
24:38Alright. Bye-bye.
24:47Boss, your face.
24:50Someone was just excited to see me.
24:57You got an arm on you.
24:59I like a woman who can land a hard hit.
25:02Try that again. See if you can stand by that statement.
25:06Now, you told me you're going to take me to my lawyer's office.
25:10What is this?
25:11I'm not hungry. I just want to get this whole thing finished, okay?
25:18I know what you need.
25:26Wait, is this the Moretti Family Restaurant?
25:31Oh my god. Are you one of them?
25:35I am so sorry.
25:36If I had known that you were one of those useless freeloaders,
25:40I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner.
25:43I mean, the only one of you worth a damn is that adopted brother of yours, Leo, or something.
25:50I've seen the news.
25:51He's made quite the name for himself.
25:53A bad boy with big ideas and a big heart.
25:57You could learn a lesson from him.
26:03Well, it doesn't matter if I'm one of them.
26:06Becoming a member of the Burton Family would be an honor.
26:13It's my pleasure to be engaged to you.
26:15Sorry, wait. So you're refusing to cancel the engagement?
26:19Come on, man. Name your price.
26:22You're engaged?
26:27You're engaged?
26:33Why is she everywhere?
26:34Whoa, what are you doing here? Aren't you still locked in at work?
26:37And who's this guy?
26:39I thought you were listening in on our conversation.
26:42I'm her husband.
26:43Uh, it's fiancé. We're not married yet.
26:46So you're actually engaged. Since when?
26:50Right now. You have your date and I have mine.
26:54What's your name again?
26:55Oh, well, as you may know, my name's Moretti. Leo Moretti.
27:01What? You're the good Moretti that I was just complimenting?
27:13Aurora, is it? You work for my Wesley?
27:16Congrats on your engagement. You make a beautiful couple.
27:19Shall we join you?
27:20Oh, you know, never mind. We're just here for a drink anyways. We have a big lunch.
27:24But, you know, my Wesley wanted a day out on the town, so here we are.
27:28Unfortunately, we don't allow you to buy drinks without the additional purchase of food.
27:33And since you're not hungry or closed, we're proud of it.
27:37Could you please show these guests out?
27:41Could you please show these guests out?
27:43You...
27:45Well, I believe it's time for 101.
27:49Even if you are, by my own admission, the best of the Morettis, I still can't marry you.
27:56Why not?
27:57Too complicated. Your family and everything is complicated.
28:01You're the most complicated woman I've ever met.
28:03You're a little bit of a weirdo.
28:05You're a weirdo.
28:06Weirdo?
28:07Weirdo.
28:08Weirdo.
28:09Weirdo.
28:10Weirdo.
28:11Weirdo.
28:12Weirdo.
28:13family and everything you're involved with I mean I can't be associated with
28:17criminals and I'm in love with someone else it's that man from earlier right
28:30see even the whole world can see it except the idiot himself what a lucky
28:36man boss you just got a job squaring the wife seeking revenge for a broken family
28:41only absolute vermin claw their way in other people's lives but that's just
28:50business I hope that didn't scare you too much even if you are helping people
28:56you are still involved in illicit activities I don't even know why my
29:00mother considered you a potential match in the first place
29:11I'm calling him I'm gonna get to the bottom of this Mia I need to see you
29:38bring your son darling just once again uh-huh well the planes went into the
29:44wrong cargo bay so the
29:58it's her
30:08see how lovely my daughter is she has always wanted to meet you finally Fiona
30:32as happily as your daughter is from behind this is getting a little
30:36ridiculous at least my son has the decency to show up and day good thing I
30:52kept up with my cardio hey why did you run I'm just driving here what do you
31:00mean your eyes and without your glasses you look just like the woman from that
31:09night