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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:13Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us $120,000 plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:26Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:30Really?
00:00:32A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night he won't forget, and your debt will be settled.
00:00:40I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:49Stop it! What are you doing? Stop!
00:00:54Mom! Mom! Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:06Tonight, 9pm, the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:12You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:16And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:19For you and your mama.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:39We will make America strong again.
00:01:42Okay, news cut!
00:01:44It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:31Big shot coming through.
00:02:44Who's that?
00:02:46You. Go around back.
00:02:49Go around back.
00:03:00Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:15I'm sorry.
00:03:28Who are you supposed to be? Room service?
00:03:35Let me help you.
00:03:40Get out!
00:03:44Do you feel it? It's a new drug. A powerful aphrodisiac and truth serum.
00:03:53You won't be able to resist.
00:03:56I can try.
00:04:14Don't.
00:04:22Stay calm.
00:04:25Stay calm.
00:04:29And don't even think about backing out. For you and your mama.
00:04:35Where is he?
00:04:41Who's there?
00:04:45I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:54Are you okay?
00:05:00Please, don't go.
00:05:04Help me.
00:05:14Don't go.
00:05:40Don't go.
00:05:44Who is he?
00:05:49Where the hell are you?
00:05:54I'm on my way.
00:06:06Hi. Welcome to Just for Chicken. Here's our menu. What can I get for you today?
00:06:15Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:18We need to keep our guard up. We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:27Go. Sir, are you okay? Are you hit? I'm fine. I'm fine. Go, go, go. Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:38Stop. Stop here. Go, go, go, go. Out, out, out. Quick, get out!
00:06:42Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:56What the...
00:07:04What happened?
00:07:06Help me.
00:07:07Help me.
00:07:10Why is he here?
00:07:12Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:14Help me.
00:07:35I'm sorry. I was not trying to explain.
00:07:39Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital. Like, right now.
00:07:41If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:44Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:01You're pretty good at that.
00:08:03I am. I grew up on a farm. It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:12So, your name's Claire?
00:08:14Huh?
00:08:15I want to know your name.
00:08:17Uh, yeah. Yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:20Claire.
00:08:23I'm William.
00:08:26It's nice to meet you.
00:08:32These Russian mercenaries. Nothing but pawns. Foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:42If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:47Yes, sir.
00:08:50One more thing. The girl. The one who saved me. Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:57Sir, you've never been interested in any woman and your arm.
00:09:01I mean...
00:09:02Mike, just bring her to me.
00:09:09Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:12Have a seat.
00:09:17I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:21Twice.
00:09:26If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:36Will you marry me?
00:09:42Marry you?
00:09:46Marry you?
00:09:48If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:52Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary. And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:57Would you... please do me this favor?
00:10:02You don't know who I am?
00:10:04Should I?
00:10:07She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:12Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:20Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:22No. Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just... his double.
00:10:28His double?
00:10:29Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:31Oh, so... like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:37Exactly.
00:10:38Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:40I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:42Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:49You okay with that?
00:10:51I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:01Now that we're married, you'll never see me again.
00:11:05Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:08Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:11I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can. I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:15Make yourself at home.
00:11:17Alright. Well, I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:24Thanks.
00:11:25Thanks.
00:11:29I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my... wife.
00:11:35I need to keep her safe.
00:11:40But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:44How do you turn this thing on?
00:11:52You okay in there?
00:11:55You okay in there?
00:11:56Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:58You sure?
00:12:02Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:04Um, actually, I twisted my ankle and I'm, um, I'm naked.
00:12:11Oh, uh, oh no. Um, I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:25Um...
00:12:55Okay.
00:13:01I'll be right back.
00:13:14Oh, um, it's okay. My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:19Um...
00:13:23Uh, what is that?
00:13:24Sorry, it's just your shoulder. It's burnt.
00:13:31Uh, you know what? Actually, I can, I can do that. Thanks.
00:13:37Get some rest.
00:13:39Yeah, goodnight.
00:13:40Goodnight.
00:13:49You imbecile!
00:13:53That woman, she left me sitting there all night, alone.
00:13:57That's your fault. I should kill you.
00:14:00I'm sorry, sir. Please calm down. I can explain.
00:14:05Where is that wretched woman? Where?
00:14:08Don't worry, sir. I'll get her for you. For the life of you.
00:14:18He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:21What?
00:14:28What are you...
00:14:30You're stupid. Oh, dear.
00:14:33I went to the hotel in that dress. What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money. You pissed off some careful people. Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:43I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband. So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:50Your husband? Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:03Get my helicopter ready. Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:15:05Thanks.
00:15:12Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:25Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:26SWAT team's five out.
00:15:29Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:31What? You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:35Yes, sir.
00:15:41All right, boys. Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:46Stay away from me!
00:15:49Poor girl. No one will find you here.
00:15:54And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:16:01I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:06No!
00:16:12And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:18No! Stop! Please let me go!
00:16:21Follow me.
00:16:23No! No! Please! Please!
00:16:35Please!
00:16:42You're so dead.
00:16:48I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:49You actually came after me?
00:16:51Of course I came. Your husband.
00:16:57Boss, isn't that the President?
00:17:00The President wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:03You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:05She missed with the big shot first.
00:17:07The CEO of the Evenaf Group.
00:17:09You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:13You mean this clown?
00:17:21Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:23You idiot! You didn't check her background?
00:17:27We're all gonna die here today!
00:17:29That's it. That's it.
00:17:32That's it!
00:17:33I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:36Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:39Shoot him!
00:17:57I'm sorry! We didn't know she was your wife!
00:18:02Taste your own medicine!
00:18:03Oh!
00:18:04Jesus Christ!
00:18:07You can't do this! Who are you?
00:18:09No!
00:18:10No!
00:18:11Please don't do this!
00:18:25Don't look back.
00:18:32Put your eyes on me.
00:18:47Did that scare you?
00:18:50Sometimes I have to do the President's dirty work.
00:19:02Let's go home.
00:19:09Right, sir. The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:12Politicians, Foreign Ambassadors, 7th of July, call me in attendance.
00:19:15Thank you, Mike.
00:19:16And don't forget, sir, you made a plus one.
00:19:21Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:27Come in.
00:19:32Mr. President, here's the new education reform proposal.
00:19:39Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:44Is there anything else?
00:19:45Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:52That's very nice of you, but I already have someone in mind.
00:20:00Of course, Mr. President. I won't keep you any longer then.
00:20:09How is that possible? The President has always been single.
00:20:16Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:22Claire likes Taylor Swift. Let's book her for the party.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:45Hey, did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:47Wait, Taylor Swift? Where?
00:20:49The White House banquet.
00:20:51Oh, the White House.
00:20:52Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:55Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:01My uncle works as a secretary at the White House. He didn't get an invite. You think you're getting in?
00:21:06No, I was just saying.
00:21:08With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:16Here's your chicken.
00:21:19Who's that?
00:21:22Miss Jones?
00:21:23Yes? Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:27No, I'm okay. Thank you, though. I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:30We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:39Me?
00:21:40Yes, you. Here. Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:46Okay?
00:21:47Uh huh.
00:21:48I'm going.
00:21:51What is going on?
00:22:16Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:21Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:24Huh?
00:22:25The president likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:36And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:39But this is like a White House event, and I just work at a chicken shop. I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:46You're going.
00:22:50You're going.
00:22:53You're my wife. I want you there.
00:22:58Don't worry. I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:10I don't care how much they're offering. We're both solid.
00:23:15Even Taylor Swift. Yes, yes. We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:22What?
00:23:25The First Lady?
00:23:28Oh my God. I'm so sorry. This is such an honor.
00:23:32Hi, um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:40Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:48Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:50But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:23:53Who cares about that?
00:23:54I'm not going to cancel anything.
00:23:56Drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:57But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:23:59Who cares about that? We're getting ready to serve the First Lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:07Come on. Let's go.
00:24:10Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:19Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:21This salon is owned by Fashion Icon M. We only serve important people here.
00:24:26Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:24:32I can't go to the party looking like this. I'll embarrass William.
00:24:38Oh my God. You must be Claire.
00:24:44Sorry, and you are?
00:24:45Fashion Icon M. He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:51He only works with celebs.
00:24:53Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:57Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:24:59This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:04My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:16How is that even possible?
00:25:18Ow! You idiot!
00:25:19I am so sorry.
00:25:24No.
00:25:29No.
00:25:30We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:33Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:34Thank your husband. He's the one who called us.
00:25:41Oh, William.
00:25:42Hi.
00:25:43Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:46I mean, MC is really, really expensive and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:25:51Don't worry about the cost. Your husband is...
00:25:54I want a raffle. I work. This is all free.
00:25:58Free?
00:26:01Yes, yes. It's our anniversary special.
00:26:04I forgot.
00:26:07Oh.
00:26:09This, this is perfect.
00:26:14But you will need a necklace.
00:26:16I don't, I don't have a necklace. Maybe it'll look great with that one.
00:26:21How about this?
00:26:25How about this?
00:26:27My God, I, I know this necklace. It's...
00:26:34Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:40We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:43One is in our national museum.
00:26:46The other we give to our queen.
00:26:49And this one we give to you.
00:26:54It's gorgeous.
00:26:56Wait, William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:01We can't afford this.
00:27:03It's fake. Don't worry about it.
00:27:14Hello?
00:27:15Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:19Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:23What?
00:27:35Hey.
00:27:36Hey.
00:27:38What's wrong?
00:27:39No, I'm fine.
00:27:44What happened? You're upset.
00:27:48William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:27:53Can you tell me why?
00:27:55Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:01And the doctor said that she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:08And I really want to be there for her.
00:28:14What?
00:28:15Yeah, and I'm really sorry. I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:19I just really can't.
00:28:20I'm not angry.
00:28:23I'm upset.
00:28:24Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:26And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:30Did you forget we're married?
00:28:32I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:35You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:39You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:43I will get this sorted.
00:28:45Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:49I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:53Now, money's no object.
00:29:03Why didn't you tell Miss Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:06I didn't want to surprise her.
00:29:11Mrs. Jones?
00:29:16No way.
00:29:22Am I dreaming?
00:29:25Oh, my God. Are you the president?
00:29:30Is that really the president?
00:29:32Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:34Who is that?
00:29:36Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:39Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:44Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:51I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:57What?
00:29:58Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:00No, Mr. President.
00:30:01Mrs. Jones.
00:30:03I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:07I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:10The president? You married President Walton?
00:30:14No, he's not, actually.
00:30:16Yes, ma'am. I'm the president.
00:30:22That's wonderful.
00:30:26Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:36It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:39Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:41And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:49Oh, my God. Are you President Walton?
00:30:54You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:30:57How come you didn't?
00:30:59Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:05Or him.
00:31:09These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:14Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:20Hello?
00:31:26Hey.
00:31:27Hey, William. You won't believe what happened.
00:31:29Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:33And now everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:35Wait, listen.
00:31:36Thank you, Mr. President. You're a lifesaver.
00:31:39You saved our lives.
00:31:40Really?
00:31:41Yeah. I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:47He's alright?
00:31:49Well, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:51I'll see you then.
00:31:55I have another meeting. Can you go pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:31:58Yes, sir.
00:32:04Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:07Oh, no problem. Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:10I promise.
00:32:14Whoa. Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:18Ms. Jones?
00:32:19Hi.
00:32:20Could you please come with us? We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:23Thank you. That's so nice.
00:32:30Oh, my God.
00:32:48Mr. President, I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:54I'm already looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:56So am I.
00:32:57Cheers.
00:33:01Excuse us.
00:33:05Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:07I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:12I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:15How many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:20Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:36That's a good job tonight.
00:33:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:38Claire's on her way?
00:33:39Yep.
00:34:07Oh, my God.
00:34:37That's my husband's date.
00:34:40She's gorgeous.
00:34:41We look perfect together.
00:34:48You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:51Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:54Wait here. I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:00Pretty girl.
00:35:02All alone?
00:35:04I'm Alexei.
00:35:08Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:14You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:17So sorry, President Walton. I did not know she was with you.
00:35:21I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:25Yes, of course.
00:35:30Thanks.
00:35:35Je vous souhaite une belle soirée avec notre président.
00:35:42So, this is your date?
00:35:47This is your date?
00:35:49She has a name.
00:35:52Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:55Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:35:59You as well.
00:36:01You don't know any of these people.
00:36:03I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:07Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:13This is...
00:36:14Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:17And Miss Moreau.
00:36:18Enchantée.
00:36:20I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:22We are enjoying it very much. Merci.
00:36:26I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:28C'est magnifique.
00:36:30When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:35I would love that.
00:36:36President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:41Souvenez-moi.
00:36:44How did you...
00:36:47Mr. Dubois.
00:36:49Mr. Dubois.
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:54Miss Moreau. Miss Moreau.
00:36:58You're just full of surprises.
00:37:00I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:03I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:08I'm so excited.
00:37:11TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMANCE
00:37:23Claire.
00:37:24I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:25Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:28Please?
00:37:29Yeah, of course.
00:37:36Hey, are you okay?
00:37:38What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:41I'm sorry, what?
00:37:42Don't play dumb. You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:37:46It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:49Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:52You're mistaken.
00:37:53Mistaken?
00:37:55This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:59And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:03It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:06Claire?
00:38:09Fake?
00:38:10You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:12Take it off.
00:38:13What are you doing?
00:38:15You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:18Take it off, right now.
00:38:35Claire!
00:38:37I don't know who it was. It wasn't me.
00:38:39Go and get help now!
00:38:43I don't know who it was. It wasn't me.
00:38:45Go and get help now!
00:38:54Shit!
00:38:55Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:05Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:30You okay?
00:39:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:33You sure?
00:39:34Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:36Wait for me.
00:39:37Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:44Mr. President, please, you have to trust me.
00:39:46Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:48You crossed the line tonight. Your political career is over.
00:39:52No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:58I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:02You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:14What happened?
00:40:16Oh, it's just an old war wound.
00:40:21Did it hurt?
00:40:25Don't come so close.
00:40:28Why?
00:40:32I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:44You're soaked.
00:40:48Maybe you want to have a shower.
00:40:51I, um, I can't get out of this by myself.
00:40:57Could you, um, help me?
00:41:03Could you, um, help me?
00:41:27I'll be quick.
00:41:39Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:41:44Come here, sit down.
00:41:47Because I went to the party on behalf of the President, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:53Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:55And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:42:00Oh, William, I can't. That's way too much money.
00:42:04And plus you got it risking your life, so no, I can't accept it.
00:42:08Look, it's not a gift. It's an investment.
00:42:13You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:16I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:19Wait, you really think I can do it?
00:42:22Absolutely.
00:42:25The President also heard that your necklace broke, so he got us these rings.
00:42:43I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:46Will you thank the President for me?
00:42:55Uh, wait a minute, there's one more thing. It's important.
00:42:59Yes, sir?
00:43:00Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:04Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:06Yes, sir.
00:43:20Hello, welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:22New owner, huh?
00:43:24Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:28Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:31You can't do that here.
00:43:33Listen, bitch, this street is mine.
00:43:37You want to make money? You cut me in.
00:43:43Sir, sir.
00:43:47Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:43:49Yes, sir.
00:43:54Officer Smith, I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:43:58Don't worry, sir. We have it all under control.
00:44:01Leave, or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:05Call them. You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:09So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:44:14Tough guy.
00:44:16You're not going to do anything.
00:44:18What are you going to do, huh?
00:44:22What were you saying?
00:44:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:30No, no, no, please.
00:44:33You have no idea who she is.
00:44:37Please, no.
00:44:39You know what to do now, right?
00:44:45Spread the word to everyone. This place is under our protection.
00:44:48Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:44:57Thanks?
00:45:02Congratulations.
00:45:04To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:09Hold that thought.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:13Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:45:17It's a small deal. You can handle it yourself.
00:45:21Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:30We made $200 today.
00:45:33That much on the first day.
00:45:37You're amazing.
00:45:39Look, don't worry. I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:43So that you can, you know, quit your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:50Thank you, Claire.
00:45:53I appreciate it.
00:45:59I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:02Really?
00:46:04Well, yeah. I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:09I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:15Come on.
00:46:21Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:27Holy crap. Are you the president?
00:46:33Yeah, I am.
00:46:35Nah, you're tricking me. You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:39Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:42Shit, man.
00:46:45Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:49Well, what do you want?
00:46:52Hi, baby.
00:47:02This one looks like my puppy when I was little. His name was Ferdie.
00:47:06This one?
00:47:08Are you sure?
00:47:10Mm-hmm.
00:47:15All done.
00:47:17So cute. Thank you.
00:47:23Hey, wait!
00:47:25Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:27Uh...
00:47:32Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:34No problem.
00:47:36Mom! Dad! Get off!
00:47:38Did you see that? That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:42It was a very clever idea.
00:47:46Oh my god, we made so much!
00:47:50Yeah.
00:48:13What did that kiss mean?
00:48:17What did that kiss mean?
00:48:20Uh, it...
00:48:23It's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly
00:48:27and our lips just happened to, like, brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:34I see.
00:48:37Thanks.
00:48:49Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:52I finish work early.
00:48:54Oh, I see.
00:48:56This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:00Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:05What?
00:49:23No excuses today, right?
00:49:30How did you do that?
00:49:32A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:38What? No, come on, tell me!
00:49:50Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:52I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:00Mr. President, we've got the lead.
00:50:08So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:15Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:19Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:23Hello, Claire's Fried Chicken.
00:50:26Hello, Claire's Fried Chicken.
00:50:31It has to be one of them.
00:50:34Sir, I'm sorry, you don't have to do this.
00:50:39Too late.
00:50:41Sir, I mean, Mr. President, I'm...
00:50:43Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:50:46You don't have to do this!
00:50:57William?
00:51:06William?
00:51:08William, what's going on?
00:51:10Why are you pointing a gun at someone?
00:51:15The President, he was...
00:51:17Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:20Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:23What?
00:51:26This is just...
00:51:28just a training exercise
00:51:31with the doubles of my colleagues
00:51:34just to make things look more realistic.
00:51:37No, yeah, no, it's just practice.
00:51:40Really?
00:51:43It's...
00:51:52I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:51:56Just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:00I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:52:03I do...
00:52:07neighborhood security.
00:52:09Oh, God.
00:52:11Wow, you guys really scared me.
00:52:13I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:16Well, thank you so much
00:52:18for taking care of my husband.
00:52:21I really appreciate it.
00:52:26Oh!
00:52:28You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:31I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:34I love fried chicken.
00:52:36Because you're Williams co-workers,
00:52:38I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:42Okay, well...
00:52:44I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:48Oh!
00:52:50Can't forget this.
00:52:52Right.
00:52:56Wait!
00:52:58What now?
00:53:01What now?
00:53:03Can we take a picture?
00:53:07Yeah, come on.
00:53:09Come on, it'll be fun.
00:53:11Everybody say chicken!
00:53:13Chicken!
00:53:18Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:22Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:25Mr. President.
00:53:29Get on your knees. Now.
00:53:31Thank you for playing along.
00:53:34Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:39Get him out of here.
00:53:41Let's go.
00:53:45Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:48I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:53:51I trust her now.
00:53:53So...
00:53:55I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:53:59I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:12Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:14Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:16I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:21Let's see.
00:54:24Let's see.
00:54:30Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:54:34Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:37You're smart as the President.
00:54:41Would you...
00:54:45Would you want me to be the President?
00:54:50Would you want me to be the President?
00:54:54I...
00:54:57I just mean, if I was really the President,
00:55:01would that make you happier?
00:55:03Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:05No, I don't want you to be the President.
00:55:08Well, actually, I...
00:55:11Actually, I hate the President.
00:55:13You do?
00:55:15Yeah, my, uh...
00:55:18My dad died because of him.
00:55:21He was in the military, you know,
00:55:24and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:27Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:29Now he probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:35I'll be right back.
00:55:42What?
00:55:43Dad?
00:55:45Hey, sweetheart. I'm out of prison.
00:55:48I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:55:51How dare you even mention Mom?
00:55:54You were in prison because you put her in a coma,
00:55:57and all she was trying to do was stop you
00:55:59from gambling our savings away.
00:56:01I've changed.
00:56:03I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:05Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:15Anyway, sorry about that.
00:56:19Is everything okay?
00:56:21Yeah, it was just a spam call.
00:56:24You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:27Yeah, I know.
00:56:29William, I won't drag you into this.
00:56:43Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:46Leopard.
00:56:49This is my daughter.
00:56:53Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:56:56Dad, seriously? I'm your daughter.
00:56:58How could you do that?
00:57:00I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:02I do what I want with you.
00:57:05Damn, bitch, I know you.
00:57:08You got my brother killed.
00:57:12We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:16No.
00:57:31Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million,
00:57:35and I'll let you go.
00:57:37No, no, he's just an ordinary guy.
00:57:38He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:40Is that so?
00:57:42Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:44Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:48Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:50We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:57:55Let's name it Claire.
00:57:57Good name.
00:57:58I like it. Claire.
00:58:00Keeping America safe.
00:58:02Excuse me, gentlemen. Sir.
00:58:04We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:07What is it?
00:58:08It's Miss Jones.
00:58:09She's been kidnapped by the Russian mob.
00:58:10They're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:13We've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:16Looks like now's the time.
00:58:18There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:19They want you to go alone.
00:58:20In the next hour, or they're going to kill her.
00:58:29I can handle my own.
00:58:31No, Mr. President. It's too dangerous.
00:58:33The entire country relies on you.
00:58:35Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:36The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:38Yeah, I would really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:44My gun.
00:58:50I've made my decision.
00:58:52Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:58:57She's not just any girl.
00:58:59She's my girl.
00:59:07Fuck.
00:59:09Contact traffic control.
00:59:11Contact traffic control.
00:59:13Now clear me a path.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20My patience is running thin.
00:59:22Let her in.
00:59:23Even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:27You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:29Time's up.
00:59:30And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:41Ah!
00:59:47Who's this idiot?
00:59:50President? Don't come any closer.
00:59:53Who the hell are you?
00:59:55No, no, no. He's not the President. He's just his double.
01:00:01That makes sense.
01:00:02The real President wouldn't come here alone.
01:00:05Search him.
01:00:12Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:23William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:26Because you're my family.
01:00:30So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:32You can't be the President.
01:00:34You had me scared there for a moment.
01:00:36It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
01:00:42What are you looking at?
01:00:44You want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:47Fine by me.
01:01:11No!
01:01:15No!
01:01:20You still want to play?
01:01:22Impossible. You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:25Only the real President could do that.
01:01:28I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:30He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:34He's a killing machine.
01:01:36I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:39We'll leave. I promise.
01:01:43Only you.
01:01:46If you ever mess with my wife again...
01:01:51I will make sure you die in prison.
01:01:54I won't.
01:01:56I promise.
01:01:59William, who are you really?
01:02:10William.
01:02:16Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:18You told me your dad died.
01:02:20I'm your husband.
01:02:22If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:24You have.
01:02:26And what about you?
01:02:28You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:39William?
01:02:43Who are you, William?
01:02:46Are you really the President?
01:02:51Yes.
01:02:54I am.
01:03:00I am.
01:03:04You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:07What?
01:03:09Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:11I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:15Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:19What are you even saying?
01:03:22You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:26You really can't feel it?
01:03:29I don't.
01:03:30I don't.
01:03:38Please.
01:04:00A delivery to the White House.
01:04:10Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:19Tiffany.
01:04:21I'm sorry.
01:04:23I'm sorry.
01:04:25I'm sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:29Today,
01:04:31in front of all of America,
01:04:34I want to say I love you.
01:04:38I love you for who you are.
01:04:41And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:50Claire.
01:04:53Will you marry me?
01:04:59Yes.
01:05:04No.
01:05:09Because we're already married.
01:05:42America, please welcome your first lady.