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00:00Welcome to the following presentation of the Dozen Trivia by Barstool Sports.
00:20It's geniuses time presented by Body Armor Sports Edition.
00:24We are trying to find the top sports trivia mind out there.
00:27Thousands auditioned, we whittled it down to just 24, and we now have three new people
00:32in front of us.
00:34Welcome to the Geniuses Sports Edition from Barstool Sports and the Dozen Trivia and presented
00:38by Body Armor.
00:39I'm Jeff Deloe, your host, and I'm going to answer two questions here.
00:43One, where is the Dozen?
00:44The Dozen, for those wondering, will be debuting in February, live from New Orleans, Super
00:49Bowl week.
00:50We've moved it back for a laundry list of reasons, but I promise you one thing, it will
00:53be the most competitive season yet.
00:56All the top fan favorite teams are back, and the remaining teams are shrinking the
00:59league down to 12 teams.
01:00The remaining teams are going to be a combination of some of the best players in the league.
01:04Most competitive season yet, 12 teams, and in the playoffs this year, the playoff format
01:08is a little different.
01:09We're guaranteeing that playoff teams will play at least two times each, meaning you'll
01:13see your favorite teams more live, in person, when it matters the most.
01:17Second question, what is this show?
01:18Well, the Geniuses is going to be a brand new show we're doing here, a sports trivia
01:21show.
01:22Also, there will be a pop culture show that you can audition for, coming up very soon,
01:26but the sports version will work like this.
01:28We get 6,000 people sign up at about a 24 hour window, we whittle it down to 1,000 for
01:32auditions, and then from there we pick 24 people who you will see compete over the course
01:37of the next 12 episodes, running up through just about before Christmas, as we try to
01:41find the top sports trivia mind.
01:43Three people compete every episode.
01:45Brandon and Kirk will be the Barstool Sports Geniuses every episode, with a rotating third
01:50member from Barstool joining them.
01:53Our contestants will try to beat the Geniuses.
01:55There are three rounds for every episode.
01:57There's a round with mini-games, there's a round with bonus lists, sports-themed lists
02:01where they're trying to name things on the list, and then a final round where our finalist
02:04every episode goes head-to-head with our Barstool Geniuses.
02:08We'll go from 24 down to 9, and then down to 3 in our final episode, where we will crown
02:13our champion and give away some money.
02:16Thank you for watching, subscribing, and liking wherever you're watching from.
02:21We hope you enjoy this brand new show.
02:24And our guest tonight, our guest genius, none other than long-time Kirkman head friend,
02:29Chris Clemmer.
02:30What's going on, Clemmer?
02:31There he is.
02:32All right.
02:33Happy to be here.
02:34I don't know what we're doing here exactly, but this should be fun, I think.
02:37You know, Brandon, I was thinking about this in the first game and then during this.
02:40I really wish you had gone to Erica's office and she had actually fired me when you asked
02:43me to.
02:44I wish she had thrown me out on the street with you.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Retrospect.
02:50Probably a mistake.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Sean, just let us know where you're from.
02:54Where are you from, Sean?
02:55I'm from Connecticut.
02:56Connecticut.
02:57All right.
02:58So, East Coast again.
02:59How about Mike?
03:00What about you?
03:01From New Jersey.
03:02Jersey and Joe.
03:03I mean, I think it's right.
03:04Also from New Jersey.
03:05Okay.
03:06All right.
03:07Hold on.
03:08Hold on, Jeff.
03:09Hold the fuck on.
03:10East Coast bias.
03:11I will know.
03:12So, I sent all these people whiteboards, and we had Kansas, we had Canada, we had Wyoming,
03:17we had California, and the first two episodes, all the tri-state area.
03:22Anyway.
03:23You know what?
03:24Before, Brandon, before the show started, I mean, Joe may be in New Jersey serving his
03:27sentence.
03:28It may be federal.
03:29He may be from anywhere.
03:30It could be from Florida.
03:31So, for being accurate.
03:32If you're new to the show, the first round will consist of three mini-games, where our
03:37guests will compete against one genius per mini-game.
03:40We will then move on to the second round, which is called The List, where there will
03:43be questions, where they will be prompted to name things on a list of 30 items, or potentially
03:49a little less, 28, 30 items.
03:51After those first two rounds, whoever has the most points moves on to the final round,
03:56where they can win the cash prize tonight of $100.
03:59Unbelievable.
04:00And if nobody wins, it moves on over to the grand prize jackpot, which is now $5,000.
04:07$100, by the way, is more than Clemmer made in 2021, when he wasn't working the entire
04:12year.
04:13So, being accurate.
04:14That may be true, but I have no comeback to that.
04:19That's just my guess.
04:21Famous last word?
04:22Yeah, I can't even get the last word.
04:23There's not, I have nothing clever to add to that, no.
04:25I believe you.
04:26Okay, so whiteboards out, gentlemen.
04:28You'll get 20 seconds for questions in this first mini-game, which is called On the Dot.
04:34On the Dot.
04:35It's a closest guest mini-game.
04:36Kirk, you're the genius that will be going in this mini-game.
04:40Is this, how many questions is this?
04:42It'll be six questions, six closest guest questions.
04:44If you're the closest guest, you get a point.
04:47Both people can obviously get points here, if they're both equidistance from the answer.
04:50So we all go once?
04:52If you get it down, yep.
04:53If you get it down exact, exact, you get three points.
04:57Okay.
04:58Here we go.
04:59Good luck, guys.
05:00First question.
05:01First question.
05:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:03Kirk, looking at these three, who do you predict?
05:06The one on the right looks like he is like, I don't want to say disabled, but like those
05:11guys scare me the most.
05:12I was going to say, he looks like a ... Yeah, he looks like he had a serious ...
05:17I can't leave that in.
05:1850 years ago, his parents would have dropped him off somewhere and visited him once a month.
05:22I mean, the other two look stupid as fuck, too.
05:23Oh, yeah.
05:24No, I mean, yeah.
05:25But the one on the ... What?
05:26Sean, is that his name?
05:27I can't ... Oh, it's Farmer.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Did you get into a car accident in high school?
05:31I did not.
05:32Okay.
05:33That's what I'm saying.
05:34What are we doing here?
05:35Those guys are the ones who scare me the most.
05:36That's what I'm saying.
05:39Gentlemen, markers ready.
05:42First question.
05:43Ozzie Smith, career gold gloves.
05:45Ozzie Smith, career gold gloves.
05:47We're going to reveal the order of Sean, then Mike, then Joe, then Kirk.
05:51Ozzie Smith, career gold gloves.
05:56Pens down in five, four, three, two, one.
06:03Sean, reveal first.
06:0514.
06:0614.
06:07Mike.
06:08Yes, sir.
06:0911.
06:10Joe.
06:1116.
06:12Kirk.
06:1415.
06:1515.
06:16The correct answer is 13.
06:17Sean got a point there.
06:18Sean, well done.
06:19Did you get it right, Clemmer?
06:20No, I got 17.
06:21NBA.
06:22NBA.
06:23Sean, one point early.
06:24Attaboy, Sean.
06:25Total rebounds by Charles Barkley during his eight seasons in Philadelphia.
06:26Total rebounds by Charles Barkley in his eight seasons in Philadelphia.
06:27I don't know.
06:28I'm going to eat.
06:29With the sixes you said in his career?
06:31Yes.
06:32in Philadelphia. Total rebounds by Charles Barkley is eight seasons in
06:37Philadelphia. I don't know how many. With the Sixers, you said, not his career? Yep, just the
06:43eight seasons in Philly. Pens down in three, two, one. Reveal, Sean.
06:564,832. 4,832. Mike. 4,000. 4,000. Joe. 6876. 6876. Kirk. 8128. 8128. Someone was very close.
07:16The correct answer is 7,079. Joe with the point. Joe on the board. Damn. Next up.
07:26NFL. I thought you did too. Steve Young career postseason games started.
07:32Number of postseason starts for Steve Young.
07:35Pens down in five, four, three, two, one. Sean, reveal. 24. 24. Mike. 14. Joe. 12. 12. Kirk.
08:03That's what I have. 12. 12. The correct answer is on the dot, 14. That's three points for Mike.
08:09Three points for Mike. He's so close on all these. What the fuck? Yeah, you are. Also, usually you're
08:15flanked by Rico. That's true. It's different now. Actually, is it much different? You're just by
08:20yourself now. That's unusual. He's not screaming out the answers, though. Next up. Next up. All
08:26right, guys. NBA. Times combined. Magic Johnson, John Stockton, and Steve Nash led the NBA in
08:33assists. Times combined, those three guys led the NBA in assists. Michael with a big
08:42three-point hit in his first minigame on the dot, it's called. Sean, reveal first in three, two, one.
08:5022. 22. Mike. 23. 23. Joe. 26. 26. Kirk. 24. 24. The correct answer is 18. Sean, again, another point.
09:09Two points for Sean. Next up. Major League Baseball. Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, and Bernie Williams
09:17combined regular season hits. Combined regular season hits for Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, and Bernie Williams.
09:29Sean. I know what it is. Reveal.
09:357,214. Oh. 7,214. What'd you say? What'd you guess? 6,920. 6,920. Joe. I choked.
09:465,752. It's way higher. 5,752. What did Sean guess? 7,214. I have 7,212.
09:557,212. The correct answer is 7,465. Sean gets him by two. Take that, man.
10:07New rivalry here. Sean at three points, Michael at three. His fucking brother and sister parents
10:13are fucking upstairs, and this guy is getting these answers right. Nah, you must be confusing
10:19me with Brandon. Three hit by Dennis Scott in 95-96. I want to hear that joke again, Sean.
10:26Nobody else talk. Go ahead, Sean. You must be confusing me with Brandon. There you go. Okay.
10:33Three hit by Dennis Scott in 95-96. The most in any season during the 90s.
10:44Last one here in Amidot.
10:49Sean, reveal in three, two, one. Reveal. 163. 163, Mike. 140. 140, Joe.
11:02237. 237, Kirk. 292. 292. The correct answer is 267. Kirk got that one correct. Jesus Christ.
11:15After one minigame, three for Sean, three for Michael, one for Joe, one for the geniuses,
11:20we now move over to one called At the Cinema. It's about sports movies. Clemmer.
11:25Clemmer, you'll be going in At the Cinema. Okay. All right. All right, Clemmer. Here we go.
11:30Don't fuck this up. Yeah, really. Let's go. Here's how this will work. Here's how this will work.
11:38I will read you a clue. That first clue will be worth five points. If you know it, take a guess.
11:44If you get it right, you get five points. If you get it wrong, you're out for that movie.
11:49If you don't want to guess, you can just write pass and you will move on to the next level worth
11:54four points. Obviously, if you pass and someone gets it right, you're out of the question as well.
11:58All right, Clemmer. Let's go. There's four movies. First clue for five points.
12:06At the end of this movie, one of the main characters, one of the main characters'
12:10agents goes on to manage Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. It's in the credits of the movie.
12:14One of the main characters' agents goes on to manage Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig.
12:19Fucking know it. God damn it.
12:26Hands down in five, four, three, two, one. Sean reveal. I'm going to pass. Michael.
12:39I'll pass as well. Joe.
12:41Joe. Pass. Clemmer. Pass. That's all right, Clemmer. Next clue.
12:51A player is outed as having lied about his service in World War I in this sports movie.
13:02Nobody yet has taken a guess.
13:04Sean, you're going to reveal first. In three, two, one. Reveal.
13:14Pass again. Pass. Michael. I will also pass. Joe. Pass. Clemmer. Pass. Pass. We move on to
13:25the three-point hint. That's all right, Clemmer. Chicago Tribune sports writer ends up in a love
13:30triangle between the two star players of the team she covers in this football movie.
13:36Football. You know what, Clemmer?
13:42Trying to think of it. Take your time. Take your time.
13:47Hands down in five, four, three, two, one. Sean. Come on, Clemmer. You know this. I got nothing.
13:56Joe.
14:01Mike Orvio on your whiteboard. Mine's a pass also. That's Joe. Sorry, I went out of order.
14:07Leatherheads. Leatherheads. Clemmer.
14:11Joe got it. It is Leatherheads. There we go. Three points.
14:16Joe. Horrible movie.
14:19Oh, real quick. Not a big deal. I got to talk to Kirk. Kirk, you fucking told me Clemmer
14:26would no movie. You told me that. I didn't. You'll be fine. My only issue with this,
14:32honestly, with this round is I don't think Sean's allowed to go to the movies by himself. So,
14:37is it legitimately fair to do this? I'm trying to help the guy win a hundred dollars,
14:41which to him, he thinks that's a billion dollars. So, I'm just trying to...
14:45Next up.
14:47Five point in. Second movie. Someone is called a pancake-eating motherfucker in this movie.
14:55Clemmer, come on. Come on, Clemmer. Come on, Clemmer. For five points.
15:03Sean, you will reveal in five, four, three, two, one. Reveal Sean.
15:12Pass.
15:13Pass. Michael.
15:15Pass. Joe.
15:17Draft Day.
15:18Draft Day. Clemmer.
15:21Pass.
15:22It's Draft Day. Five points for Joe. He's up to nine.
15:26Can't wait to trade Clemmer for Joe.
15:30Next up.
15:30Great movie.
15:31Next up. Oh, well.
15:34I'm being facetious about that.
15:35This guy's in the top of my movies of the 90s. You ever seen a movie?
15:38I have. These weren't in the 90s.
15:40I have a theater near me. What the fuck is going on here?
15:43Or traveling on the road.
15:44The main character helps his son with his math homework while using a payphone in this film.
15:51You know this one, Chris?
15:52Three, two, one. Sean, anything.
15:59Hoosiers.
16:01Hoosiers.
16:02Michael.
16:03Pass.
16:05Joe.
16:06Pass.
16:06Clemmer.
16:07Pass.
16:09That is incorrect, Sean.
16:10Sean is out of the question.
16:12The four-point hint.
16:14At one point, the main character tests his fastball velocity by using a highway speed checker.
16:22All right. Anybody that misses this, I'm going to have to punch you in the face.
16:23Clemmer, if you don't know this one, seriously, log out.
16:26Fucking log out if you know this one.
16:29I swear to fucking God, Clemmer.
16:30Clemmer, are you kidding me?
16:31I don't know. I don't know.
16:36What are you doing here?
16:38I don't know.
16:40I write fast a lot. That's all I know.
16:43Right into the air.
16:45It's Joe, the rookie dummy.
16:47Clemmer.
16:50These guys yelled at me. I said, Major Lee, you got to know what to do.
16:56It is the rookie.
16:58I'm so rattled right now. I don't know. I feel horrible.
17:01I'm right back here.
17:02I'm coming home again. This is fucking genius.
17:04I feel stupid. This sucks.
17:06Clemmer, get back to center. Get back to center, Clemmer. Get back.
17:10That's really bad. I mean, Clemmer, that's unbelievable.
17:14Major motherfucking Lee.
17:16I didn't know. You guys yelled at me like I should have known it.
17:18That's not that obvious.
17:19But now I think you can tell me I should have known it.
17:21Clemmer, Schindler's List.
17:23Last movie against Major Lee.
17:26Last movie.
17:28The first time we see the adult version of the main character of this film,
17:31he's in Tijuana, Mexico.
17:33Last movie.
17:35Joe with a big lead so far, but a lot of points left.
17:38Joe is killing us.
17:40Come on, Clemmer.
17:44All right, Sean, you're first up.
17:47Pass.
17:49Michael.
17:50Pass.
17:51Joe.
17:52Pass.
17:53Clemmer.
17:54Pass.
17:55Oh my God.
17:56Hint.
17:57The main character quits his big finance job early in the movie
18:00to pursue his athletic dreams for four points.
18:03Is Clue 5 just the title of the movie?
18:07What?
18:08Is Clue 5 just the title?
18:11No, but it's like, it's cast, year.
18:14It's, I mean, it's everything but the title.
18:18All right, reveal.
18:19Sean.
18:20Three.
18:20Come on, Clemmer.
18:21Two.
18:21One.
18:22Anything.
18:24Pass.
18:25Michael.
18:26Pass.
18:27Joe.
18:28Pass.
18:29Clemmer.
18:30Pass.
18:31Okay.
18:31This is a waste of our time.
18:33Can we make a fucking, is there a movie called Fucking Pass?
18:35So Clemmer can get a fucking point.
18:38Right before his first big fight, the main character of this film is nervous
18:41and asked to get his gloves cut off so that he can take a shit.
18:45I mean, come on, come on.
18:47Think, think, think.
18:52What happened to Joe?
18:53Joe was smart.
18:54Now he's stupid like the rest of them.
18:5613 points, Brandon.
18:57Three.
18:58Two.
18:59One.
19:00Sean, you got a guess.
19:01Nothing.
19:02Nothing.
19:03Michael.
19:04Pass.
19:05Joe.
19:06I can't believe it.
19:07Pass.
19:07No.
19:08Clemmer.
19:09I'm drawing blanks here.
19:11Okay.
19:12I'm sorry.
19:12For two points.
19:14For two points, the question is, uh, this, this character was dying of Lou Gehrig's disease
19:19when he gave a speech in 19 fucking.
19:21The main character falls for a woman who is a singer with progressive hearing loss.
19:26For two points.
19:28Oh, I mean, Clemmer.
19:30Why am I completely?
19:33Brandon, what the fuck?
19:35This is so bad, but y'all are fucking with us, right?
19:39What the fuck?
19:41I don't know.
19:42I don't know.
19:43I like this is awful.
19:48Three, two, one.
19:51Sean reveal.
19:55Nothing.
19:57Michael.
19:58Pass.
19:59Joe.
20:01Yes, it is.
20:01Remember?
20:03Oh, I wrote it down and erased it.
20:07Joe with 15 points.
20:09The only one to score in that round.
20:11And now we move on to the last mini game of round one, which is going to be called up
20:18the ladder, up the ladder.
20:20Brandon.
20:21I can't believe that just happened.
20:22Clever.
20:24Chris, what the hell?
20:25I don't know.
20:26I don't know.
20:27You're saying Creed.
20:28I, I, I, I don't know.
20:31Okay, here we go.
20:33Up the ladder.
20:33Here's how this works.
20:35I'll ask you a question.
20:36If you get it right, you move up one rung on the ladder.
20:38If you get it wrong, you move down.
20:40This mini game ends when somebody reaches the fifth rung of the ladder.
20:45And at that point, you get however many points corresponds with the rungs on the ladder.
20:50If you reach the fifth rung, you get five points.
20:53If someone reaches five points and you're on the second or first rung, you get two or
20:56one point.
20:57So it's a bit of a competition.
20:59You can reach the top first.
21:00You can get a bit of an advantage here.
21:02Sean and Michael, as you were down right now, quite a bit to Joe.
21:06Here we go.
21:06First question to move up to the first slot on the ladder.
21:09This is you, right?
21:10NFL.
21:11NFL.
21:14After putting up big numbers playing alongside Peyton Manning in Denver, Julius Thomas signed
21:18a five-year deal with this AFC team in 2015.
21:22I don't know that.
21:23Obviously, if you miss the first one, you can't move below the floor.
21:26So stay where you are.
21:27I don't, I really don't.
21:28This is Brandon, right, Jeff?
21:30Yep, it's Brandon.
21:31I mean, we're just, it's not our fault, Brandon.
21:33It's a reward.
21:34So you know what, I agree.
21:35This guy didn't see Creed.
21:36Two.
21:37One.
21:38Sean, reveal.
21:40Jaguars.
21:41Michael.
21:43Jaguars.
21:44Joe.
21:45Wow.
21:46Brandon.
21:47Well, I'm going to be sucking my own shit here.
21:48I put Titans because I was guessing the AFC team.
21:50I didn't know that.
21:51It is the Jaguars.
21:52Sean, Michael, and Joe all move up to the first rung of the ladder.
21:56Next up.
21:57Ladder boys.
21:58College football.
21:58By the way, I'm going to tell you, Kirk, 2015, you see what I'm talking about?
22:03Yeah.
22:03Well, I mean, he's been fair.
22:04No, you can't.
22:05Don't do the bitching about the questions.
22:06Don't do that.
22:06Yeah, this is, this is like the first 2010s when I feel like we've done it.
22:10Yeah, I mean, come on.
22:12College football.
22:12Well, this Virginia Tech UV had off the field issues.
22:15He went 11-2 as their starter in 2005, throwing 17 touchdowns and running for six more.
22:19Timer begins now.
22:24Got it.
22:29Sean, reveal in three, two, one.
22:35Reveal.
22:37I've got no idea.
22:38Michael.
22:40Marcus Vick.
22:42Joe.
22:43Marcus Vick.
22:44Brandon.
22:46Marcus Vick.
22:46All right, it is Marcus Vick.
22:48Michael and Joe are up on the second rung of the ladder.
22:52Brandon up on the first with Sean.
22:53Next up, we're looking for Major League Baseball.
22:57With the Dodgers from 93 through 99, this outfielder won rookie of the year in 1994
23:02and had two seasons with 30-plus home runs and 30-plus stolen bases.
23:06Timer begins now.
23:09I think I know this one, Chris.
23:11Finally, a question to show that I know.
23:13It's been 20 minutes.
23:15Sean, you're going to reveal first in five, four, three, two, one.
23:23Reveal.
23:25This is Steve Sacks.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:27Michael.
23:29Raul Mondesi.
23:31Joe.
23:32Raul Mondesi.
23:34Brandon.
23:36Raul Mondesi.
23:38It's Raul Mondesi.
23:39Michael and Joe, you move up to the third rung.
23:42Brandon up to the second.
23:44Next up, we're looking for the NBA.
23:47All right, Brandon, good job.
23:48After one year in Brooklyn, Paul Pierce played a single season with this East team,
23:52helping them sweep the Raptors in round one of the 2015 playoffs.
23:56Timer begins now.
23:58Got it?
24:01I can't believe I missed Jags.
24:02I just, I brain farted.
24:04I knew it.
24:04This whole game is...
24:06Sean, reveal in five, four, three, two, one.
24:16The Washington Wizards.
24:20Michael.
24:21Wizards.
24:23Joe.
24:24Wizards.
24:25Brandon.
24:26Wizards.
24:28That is correct.
24:30The Wizards.
24:31Everybody got it.
24:32Sean, back up to the first rung.
24:34I was wrong.
24:34I forgot you'd moved down.
24:36Brandon up to the third.
24:37Michael and Joe up to the fourth.
24:38One away.
24:40College football.
24:44Before becoming a first-round pick, defensive end Whitney Mercilus racked up All-American
24:48and conference honors playing for this school from 2009 through 2011.
24:51Michael and Joe, if you get this, the mini game is over and you both end with five points.
24:58Kirk, I'm about to miss a college football question if that entertains you.
25:03Honestly, the rest of this game feels like the rest of the pay-per-view after Owen Hart died,
25:08where it's just kind of like, we just have to get through it.
25:11What?
25:11Sean, reveal.
25:12I'm way off.
25:14Klimmer fucked it up.
25:14A&M.
25:16A&M.
25:16Michael.
25:18LSU.
25:19Joe.
25:20Oregon.
25:21I know it's wrong.
25:22Brandon.
25:23Boston College.
25:24Nobody got it.
25:26It is Illinois.
25:29Brandon back down to the second run.
25:31Michael and Joe back down to the third.
25:33Next up.
25:34Fuck.
25:36That was tough.
25:36In 2001, this Cardinals wide receiver led the NFL with 1,598 receiving yards.
25:50Pens down in 3, 2, 1.
25:54Sean, reveal.
25:58Anquan Boldin.
26:00Michael.
26:01Steve Breston.
26:03David Boston.
26:05David Boston.
26:06Brandon.
26:09Fuck, Joe's right, isn't he?
26:10I wrote down Anquan Boldin as well.
26:12It is David Boston.
26:13Joe up to the fourth rung by himself.
26:17Michael down to the second.
26:18Brandon down to the first.
26:21Joe, this could be a big yet for you here.
26:24Next up.
26:26Orlando drafted this Pacers point guard of the 1989 expansion draft,
26:29where he'd later set the single game NBA assist record while playing for them.
26:36Joe can end it right here.
26:38Definitely got this, Brandon.
26:40Yeah.
26:43Sean, you're gonna reveal first in.
26:45Five.
26:47Four.
26:48Three.
26:49Two.
26:51One.
26:51Reveal.
26:52Sean.
26:53Scott Skiles.
26:55Idiot.
26:55Michael.
26:56Scott Skiles.
26:58Joe.
26:59Scott Skiles.
27:00Brandon.
27:01Scott Skiles.
27:03Joe, you walk away with five points there.
27:06Michael with three.
27:07Brandon with two.
27:09And Sean with one.
27:12So after the first round, our mini games.
27:15Sean, you have four total points.
27:18Michael, you have six.
27:19Joe with a whopping 20 right now.
27:22Geniuses with three points right now.
27:25You know, Clem, it's an inspiration.
27:26You should watch it.
27:26It's he's a teacher.
27:28Jim Morris.
27:29Tennis Quaid plays him.
27:30And it's a really, really nice story.
27:32Like it's a nice, wholesome Rachel Griffith.
27:34It's like you'd really like it.
27:36Yeah.
27:37Yeah, I will.
27:37Yeah.
27:38And Creed.
27:38It's crazy.
27:40Is the Apollo Creed's son.
27:41Oh, it's his son, Clever.
27:43He got his own movie?
27:44Trains him.
27:45They made three of them.
27:47Jesus.
27:48They need to take a shit.
27:49Right, Jeff?
27:50Yeah, unbelievable.
27:51Yeah.
27:53Tied to Rocky, too.
27:54Yeah.
27:55Okay.
27:57If you watch our other show that does and you'll recognize these.
27:59These are our bonus round lists.
28:00There is going to be a question.
28:02There's going to be a board.
28:03You are trying to name as many things on the board as possible.
28:07Unlike our other show, though, there are going to be hints on the screen.
28:10You'll be able to see little hints for each answer.
28:13The order is going to be Joe, Michael, Sean, and then the genius.
28:18Kirk, you're going to be going first.
28:19All right.
28:20One second.
28:20You have the first list.
28:20Just as 10 seconds per guest.
28:22Way better.
28:23If you missed, you're out of the list.
28:26So while Joe, you have a big lead, it could evaporate very quickly.
28:30Here we go.
28:31The first is going to be the NBA.
28:34You're going to guess first, followed by Michael, Sean, and then Kirk.
28:39Gotcha.
28:39Name the last 30 unique NBA All-Star Game MVP winners.
28:43This goes back to 1982.
28:46Stop clock.
28:47The timer begins now.
28:49Joe, you're up first.
28:51Glenn Rice.
28:57Michael.
28:57Steph Curry.
29:02Sean.
29:04Anthony Davis.
29:09Kirk.
29:11Michael Jordan.
29:15Back to Joe.
29:17Giannis.
29:21Michael.
29:23Gary Irving.
29:27Sean.
29:28Kobe.
29:32Kirk.
29:34Tom Chambers.
29:40Joe.
29:42Russell Westbrook.
29:44That is correct.
29:45Michael.
29:47Kevin Garnett.
29:50Sean.
29:52LeBron.
29:55That is correct.
29:56Kirk.
29:58Ralph Sampson.
30:02Back to Joe.
30:04Tim Duncan.
30:07Michael.
30:10Scottie Pippen.
30:12Sean.
30:14Dwayne Wade.
30:18Kirk.
30:20Magic.
30:23Back to Joe.
30:26John Stockton.
30:30Michael.
30:33Jason Tatum.
30:36Sean.
30:38Damian Lillard.
30:40Kirk.
30:43Karl Malone.
30:46Back to Joe.
30:47Good boys.
30:48Mitch Richmond.
30:51Michael.
30:54Isaiah Thomas.
30:57Sean.
30:59Chris Paul.
31:02Kirk.
31:03Charles Barkley.
31:07Back to Joe.
31:10Five.
31:16Four.
31:17Three.
31:17Julie Serving.
31:22Michael.
31:24Kevin Durant.
31:28Sean.
31:31Kawhi.
31:34Kirk.
31:35Bird.
31:36Joe.
31:38Joe, there's only two left.
31:40Alan Iverson.
31:42Michael.
31:44Steve Nash.
31:47Sean.
31:50Is that Amari Stoudemire?
31:54Kirk.
31:56Sons 2000.
31:59Michael Finley.
32:04Is this Shaq?
32:06That is correct.
32:07Joe with a big one at the end there.
32:12Right now the score.
32:14Sean.
32:1613.
32:18Michael has 13.
32:20Joe has 27.
32:21A 14 point lead.
32:22Kirk and the Geniuses up to 10 now.
32:25Next up.
32:26It's Brandon.
32:27NFL.
32:29Brandon.
32:30NFL.
32:31Big lead now.
32:32Michael and Sean.
32:34They need Joe out of here.
32:37Point time.
32:38Your question is going to be named.
32:39The last 30 quarterbacks to lead the NFL in passing touchdowns.
32:45And last 30 quarterbacks to lead the NFL in passing touchdowns.
32:49Timer begins.
32:50All right.
32:50Now go back to 1975.
32:54Joe, you're up first.
32:59Dak Prescott.
33:01Cute bitch.
33:04Mike Patrick Mahomes.
33:06Aaron Rodgers.
33:12Brandon.
33:13Dan Marino.
33:16Joe.
33:19Payne Manning.
33:22Michael.
33:24Tom Brady.
33:28Sean.
33:30Andrew Luck.
33:33Brandon.
33:34Warren Moon.
33:37Joe.
33:40Drew Brees.
33:44Michael.
33:45Phelps Rivers.
33:49Sean.
33:50Russell Wilson.
33:54Brandon.
33:55Joe Montana.
33:59Joe.
34:00Brett Favre.
34:04Michael.
34:06Carson Palmer.
34:09Sean.
34:11Kurt Warner.
34:14Brandon.
34:17Dan Fouts.
34:20Joe.
34:23Steve Young.
34:26Michael.
34:28Jim Kelly.
34:30Sean.
34:31Lamar Jackson.
34:34Brandon.
34:36Jim Everett.
34:40Joe.
34:41Dante Culpepper.
34:44Michael.
34:47Um.
34:50Brian, uh, Bob Greasy.
34:54Um.
34:57Bernie Kozar.
35:00Sean, out of the list.
35:01Brandon.
35:04Jim, just relax man.
35:06Jim Plunkett.
35:10Brandon, out of the list.
35:11Joe.
35:13Fred Tarkadin?
35:14Nope, not him.
35:15Oh, fuck me.
35:18Michael.
35:22Fuck me.
35:23I'm gonna say Terry Bradshaw.
35:25I wasn't done.
35:26God damn it.
35:28Joe.
35:30Steve Borkowski.
35:35Michael.
35:38Um.
35:46Three.
35:47Two.
35:49One.
35:51Joe, you can keep going.
35:52Build your lead.
35:54Ken Stabler.
35:56That's correct.
35:59Brian Seip.
36:03Joe Ferguson.
36:04Joe's a monster, man.
36:08The, uh,
36:10Dom Medzikowski.
36:13Last two were Lynn Dickey and Steve Grogan.
36:16Good job, though.
36:17Joe is in a commanding lead right now.
36:20Here's how the score stands right now.
36:21Joe, a massive lead.
36:2340 to 20 with Michael and then 16 with Sean.
36:28It would take a miracle, but who knows?
36:29Maybe Joe bombs out of the list early.
36:31Though, I will say, I think all eyes are on him.
36:33Chris Clemmer right now.
36:35This is a Chris Clemmer moment.
36:38MLB.
36:39This is his time.
36:40MLB.
36:41Name the last 30 players with 300,
36:46at least 300, plate appearances to bat 350 or better in a season.
36:49All right, Clemmer, you got this.
36:51This is wheelhouse.
36:52Yeah, no, no, no, no.
36:53That face is not acceptable.
36:55Here we go.
36:55This is wheelhouse.
36:56You do this all the time.
36:57Joe, you're up first.
37:00Oh, Chris, come on.
37:01Joe, you're, Joe, you're up.
37:03No, I know.
37:04I'm sorry.
37:04I'm just checking.
37:05Oh, it's okay.
37:05Three.
37:06Sorry.
37:07Barry Bonds.
37:13Michael.
37:14Luis Araiz.
37:19Sean.
37:21Darren Erstad.
37:28Clemmer.
37:28Paul Mollier.
37:29I knew he was going to act.
37:31On the board, baby.
37:33He's on the board.
37:35Get him, Chris.
37:37Joe.
37:38Edgar Martinez.
37:41Michael.
37:43John Olerud.
37:47Michael's pretty good, too.
37:49Sean.
37:51Joe Maurer.
37:56Chris Clemmer.
37:57Tony Gwynn.
38:01Not well hanging for it at all.
38:03Joe.
38:06Albert Pujols.
38:09Michael.
38:11Uh, Ichiro.
38:17Sean.
38:19Todd Helton.
38:22Clemmer.
38:23Nomar Garciaparra.
38:26Simple.
38:27He did simple.
38:27I like it.
38:28I like it.
38:29Larry Walker.
38:31Michael.
38:34Don Mattingly.
38:37Sean.
38:39Wade Boggs.
38:46Clemmer.
38:47Andre Sklaraga.
38:50Big Cat.
38:50Kirk Slaver.
38:51That boy, Clemmer.
38:52Boy, Big Cat.
38:53Paul Neal.
38:54Michael.
38:55Joe threw to the final round, by the way.
38:57Michael.
38:59I'd say Josh Hamilton.
39:03Sean.
39:05Maglio Ordonez.
39:08Nice.
39:09Grant...
39:10To me, Clemmer.
39:12That's me.
39:13Yep.
39:14William McGee.
39:17That's Joe.
39:19Job's on it.
39:19Abraham.
39:20Abraham.
39:21Abraham.
39:21Abraham.
39:22Abraham.
39:22Abraham.
39:22Abraham.
39:22Yeah.
39:22Yeah.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:24I'm going to say Roberto Alomar.
39:29Incorrect.
39:30Michael out of this one.
39:33Sean.
39:34Craig Biggio.
39:36Sean out of this one.
39:40Clemmer.
39:41Jeff Bagwell.
39:42Clemmer?
39:43Joe.
39:44Manny Ramirez?
39:49Clemmer.
39:51Clemmer.
39:52Curry Puckett.
39:53Joe.
39:54Carlos Baerga?
39:55Stay with him, Clemmer.
39:56Incorrect.
39:57Clemmer.
39:58Here you go.
39:59Can you go on a run, Clemmer?
40:00You got it, Clemmer.
40:01Go.
40:02Frank Thomas.
40:03Yes.
40:04Five, four, three.
40:05Albert Bell.
40:06Albert Bell.
40:07Incorrect.
40:09Lance Johnson.
40:11Incorrect.
40:12The last four.
40:13Chipper Jones.
40:14Jim Iserech.
40:15Jim.
40:16Jim.
40:17Jim.
40:18Jim.
40:19Jim.
40:20Jim.
40:21Jim.
40:22Jim.
40:23Jim.
40:24Jim.
40:25Jim.
40:26Jim.
40:27Jim.
40:28Jim.
40:29Jim.
40:30Jim.
40:31Jim.
40:32Jim.
40:33Jim.
40:34Jim.
40:35Jim.
40:36Jim.
40:37Jim Iserick, Mike Piazza, and Moises Alou. Michael, a chance you might go through. There
40:43is a wild card. Just keep that in mind. Michael and Sean, thank you very much.
40:48Joe, it's your time now for a shot at $100. $100 could be yours. Here we go.
41:03This guy's tough, man. Here's the menu. Here's the menu for you. You're going to pick one
41:08category per person. There'll be three questions per category. If you tie them or beat them after
41:13these nine questions, you win $100. You are already advanced to the next round of this
41:17competition, though. Kirk has offered up sports movies, The Masters, 1980s NBA. Brandon's offered
41:23up sports movies, Heisman Trophy, SEC football. Clemmer has offered up 1990s starting pitchers,
41:291990s Boston Red Sox, and MLB expansion teams. Which three do you want? One per person. You can
41:36only pick sports movies one time, though. I will note that. All right. I'll go Brandon, sports
41:44movies. Brandon, sports movies. I'll do Kirk, 1980s NBA. Okay. And I will do Clemmer, 1990s
41:56starting pitchers. 1990s starting pitchers, 1980s NBA, and sports movies. I'm not doing Kirk
42:02against The Masters. No way. I don't know if anyone's going to do it, but I want it to happen.
42:09Here we go. This guy's good. Joe, what do you want first? NBA, starting pitchers, or sports
42:15movies? You can bounce around. I'll do sports movies first. All right, Brandon. Here we go.
42:20First one. God, it's not Clemmer. What is the name of the fictional college
42:24coached by Nick Nolte in Blue Chips? You got this, Brandon.
42:41Five, four, three, two, one. Joe's shaking his head. Joe, what's your guess? Yeah, I'm wrong.
42:48East state. I think it's something with the direction, right? You fucking idiot. You
42:53motherfucking idiot. It is the Western University Dolphins. WU. That is correct. One to nothing. I
43:00knew it was a direction. West, east. I couldn't. Yes. Do you want to stick with sports movies or
43:04bounce around? It's a college basketball film, Clemmer. Yeah. He's corrupt. He's kind of like
43:08Bobby Knight, but becomes corrupt. JT Walsh is in it. You remember him. Bob Cousy's in it, right?
43:13Bob Cousy's in it. Shoots lefty at one point. You should watch it. I've seen it. I couldn't tell
43:18you much about it. What do I do? Go against Kurt next? You can stick with sports movies. You can
43:24jump around if you want to, right? I'll stick with it, actually. All right, Brandon, let's go. What
43:29is the name of the relief pitcher Billy Beane scrambles to trade for during his negotiation
43:33scene with the Cleveland Indians in Moneyball? This is the later on scene. You know this one,
43:38he's in the office. The rare movie question. I know. Yes.
43:43Let's fall asleep many times to the scene. There is a very well-known Boston radio man
43:48falling asleep. No, there's not actually.
43:54One nothing geniuses. Joni's either match or beat them to win 100 crisp dollars.
44:01Joe, it seems like you're ready. Reveal. Chad Bradford. Brandon.
44:06I believe his name was Rincone. Yes, Ricardo Rincone. Ricardo Rincone is two to nothing.
44:15Was it Chad Bradford on that team? He was. Yeah, but he already had him.
44:18He was already there under kind of an under, right? Submarine guy. Yeah.
44:23This isn't going well, so I'll do 90 starting pitchers. All right, he's going to jump over
44:29to starting pitchers. Jump over to 90 starting pitchers against Clemmer. Clemmer, big moment.
44:34Big spot here, Clemmer. The thing is, by the way, Clemmer is absolutely already booked to
44:38come back for this show, so that's the other thing. What an error of judgment.
44:43Ken Hill had three seasons with 15 plus wins during the 1990s,
44:47two at the Expos, and then with this American League team in 1996.
44:52You got that. Bang, Clemmer. I know at least. Thank God.
44:57There was never a question if you were going to hit your final round questions. I never
45:01questioned that. Joe, it seems like you're ready. What's your guess? It's the Texas Rangers.
45:06Clemmer. Joe's right. Rangers. Three to one. The geniuses with the lead,
45:11but Joe's on the board. Next up, you want to stick with starting pitchers? Might as well.
45:17With a pitch to contact style, this Puerto Rican brewer starting pitcher won 10 plus games each
45:21year from 93 through 95 and was an all-star in 1994. Oh, that's tough.
45:28You know what, Clemmer? I think so. I think I know it. I think I know it. I'm like 70 percent.
45:36I just saw your text, Brandon. Yeah.
45:43Joe is ready. Clemmer. I don't know it. Oh, he doesn't know it. Clemmer, big moment. Clemmer.
45:51It is not. It's Ricky. Ricky bonus. Oh, fuck.
46:02Ricky bonus. Okay, Joe, no blood. Damn, I met him, too. Fuck. You met him? I met him. He used
46:10to be the best bullpen coach. God damn it. It's his father-in-law. Well, never an all-star.
46:19This starting pitcher totaled 143 wins from 1989 through 2001, including a 19-win season with the
46:25Cubs in 1988. That pisses me off. You know this one, Chris? Maybe. Jesus. Who knows anymore?
46:37I feel terrible. I'm letting the guys down. Reveal in five, four, three, two, one. Reveal.
46:45Steve Traxl? I don't think that's right, though. Clemmer. That's right, Clemmer. That is correct.
46:50It's four to one. Three-point advantage. Where do you want to go next? Let's just do 80s NBA.
46:5980s NBA. Then you want to dabble up the movie one. Here we go. Kirk, you can make this a five-to-one
47:06game, which would mean you would win. Three-point lead right now with four points remaining.
47:11After seven scenes with the Lakers, Kirk Rambis put up career-high numbers after signing with this
47:16East team in 1988. Actually, I don't know this. I can never tell this is a work or not. I actually
47:26don't know this. Kirk Rambis signed with an East team. That's a lot of writing. You need it. Five,
47:36four, three, two, one. Reveal, Joe. Is it the Hornets? Hornets, Kirk. I wrote the Nets.
47:47Correct answer is the Hornets. It's four to two. Joe has life. If you're feeling hot, Joe,
47:52let's do it again. No, I want to change it up. He wants to change it up. Okay.
47:58Back it up, Joe. Last movie question. In a supporting role as Amy Adams' love interest,
48:04who played Johnny Flame Flanagan, a former pitcher turned scout in the 2012 film Trouble
48:10with the Curve? Joe, you picked well because I've never seen this movie. Really? Yeah,
48:18I never saw that one. This is one Clemmers seen, though. I've seen these movies. I just can't
48:24remember the stories about them. Big name, right, Clemmer? Am I the right guy or no? Yeah,
48:30I think-ish. No? Wrong guy? I think, unless I'm thinking the wrong guy, which I probably am.
48:36Joe, who is it? Timberlake? Justin Timberlake, Brandon. I wrote Dick Van Dyke.
48:45How did Dick Van Dyke go? Four to three, Joe's down one. I thought it was Lily. There you go.
48:51It's up to Kirk. It's up to Kirk. Oh, it's me? Yep, it's back to NBA. We have two questions
48:56left. It's NBA, that's it. Oh, they're both NBA, okay. The last player to make an all-NBA team
49:02as a Kansas City King was his four-time career all-star shooting guard in 1981. It's tough.
49:08Wasn't that tough? Kirk already wrote it, so. I don't know. I could be wrong. This one I could
49:12definitely be wrong. Joe, are you ready? Reveal. Nate Archibald? He was on the Celtics. They won
49:24the title. Otis Birdsong? Otis Birdsong? That is correct, and that is the victory for the geniuses.
49:29Otis Birdsong, Kirk closed it out. Shaky start for Eastern Holdcourt.
49:35Shaky start for Eastern Holdcourt. Joe, you will not be $100 richer tonight, but the jackpot
49:42is now raised to $5,200 at the end of this show. Joe, thank you very much. You will be back with
49:52very strong showing from Joe. Joe, good job, and the lights are bright. It's not so much for the
49:56great job. Very strong showing. Somehow, Brandon survived this team killer. Well, I gotta say,
50:05other than that, I did okay. Kevin Tappen is a good one. The first round. The rookie in creed.
50:12I kept Joe from getting $100. Take your money out of Joe's pocket to help you guys. What did you
50:20say? You dated Ricky Bonas for like four years? Is that what you said? I only fucked him twice,
50:25so it's unbelievable. Thank you to everyone playing Joe. We will see you again. Thank you
50:33to Body Armor. This has been The Geniuses presented by Barstool, and The Dozen. We will
50:38see you in the next episodes of The Geniuses Sports Edition. Good night, everybody.