The Cherokee Kid 1996
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00:00:00You
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00:01:13The wild west created many amazing legends
00:01:17Geronimo Wyatt Earp net love all of them deadly, but none deadlier than this man
00:01:25It's a rookie kid
00:01:30So you'd undertake
00:01:43Now it's your turn to die
00:01:52Good night kid sweet dreams
00:02:00I
00:02:13Got is he dead graveyard dead
00:02:18Perhaps you'd like to double this reward. I'm a very interesting railroad. I bury my dead for any business transpires. Mr. Bloomington
00:02:30I have here some
00:02:32Deeds that I have you deaf a brave man has died. He deserves a proper eulogy
00:02:37Well, just how long do you think it's going to take to?
00:02:40Finish eulogizing this how long would it take to eulogize a great man like Montezuma Oh
00:02:47Tomas Jefferson
00:02:49For Robin Hood, how long?
00:02:52We'll bury this man at noon tomorrow
00:02:56Noon tomorrow
00:03:00I
00:03:30So many people here from far and wide
00:03:35Because a man has died
00:03:37But who exactly was this man? You know who he was you and I raised him you tell him you tell him who he was
00:03:46You tell him what a good boy. He was
00:03:49There are others here who would like to get a word in edgewise. That's right. I
00:03:54Juan
00:03:56Nepomuceno Cortina hero of the Mexican people would like to speak for it is I
00:04:03Talk the Cherokee kid everything he knows. That's why he's laid up in that box now
00:04:11The Cherokee kid was
00:04:14the most noble most
00:04:18Courageous human being the world has ever known
00:04:22Well, let us begin at the beginning
00:04:26Before he became known as the Cherokee kid
00:04:30the Cherokee kid was
00:04:34Just a kid
00:04:36His name was Isaiah Turner
00:04:39He had a big brother named Jedediah
00:04:41Now even back then the railroad men were forcing the homesteaders to sell their land for pennies
00:04:47When the boy's father stood up to them, they killed him like a dog
00:04:52The very next day yet a dia took his revenge
00:04:55He sneaked into the railroad camp and shot the man who took his father's life
00:05:01Don't you mistake stupidity for courage
00:05:12That night mama gave to the boys their father's favorite hat
00:05:17When the bad men came mama and Jedediah put their plan into action
00:05:21First they put young Isaiah in the woodbox. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you lynch my baby
00:05:26I will kill him myself before I let you
00:05:38No, baby, I don't shoot Jed we was just pretending so that Jed could get away
00:05:51I
00:06:17Got him
00:06:21Like a terrifying antelope the brave little kid was running and running night and day
00:06:29Guided only by his still developing sense of direction. He wandered aimlessly
00:06:35Not knowing where to go
00:06:37Till one day the hand of fate guided him into the lap of good fortune
00:06:43Reverend and mrs. Peel
00:06:45Having no children of their own believed young Isaiah to be a gift from God
00:07:02Tell him what the good books say tell him what I say about killing
00:07:06Son, the Bible says thou shalt not kill
00:07:10Baba say
00:07:23Then Oh about 18 years later
00:07:26The kid had grown into a strong sure-footed young man and still he clung to his childhood dreams
00:07:34Bonner Bloomington you're both dead
00:07:41I'm coming mom
00:07:47One day in town the kid stumbled across the face of the man he hated with every breath he took
00:07:56Bloomington was now the mayor of El Paso. He was coming to find out to speak Isaiah about to go there and silence him forever
00:08:07Just one sandwich more
00:08:10Reverend you tell him that if he gets hungry, he can just come on home. Tell him I'll tell him mother
00:08:15Tell him we know that this is all about Bloomington. Tell him son violence is not the answer
00:08:22Ma, I can't thank you enough for taking me in and raised me when I lost my family
00:08:27I I got to go out and find out who I am. I love y'all. I'm gonna miss you
00:08:31Oh
00:08:38Ma can I ask you something? Yes, baby
00:08:42Ever since I've been little whenever you talk to me you talk to him and I'll be standing right here
00:08:47You tell him that he is gonna go and get himself killed. Now you tell him
00:08:52Come on, old lady
00:08:54Well, I'm gonna be going. Oh
00:08:58Bye
00:09:01Oh
00:09:03Okay, I'm okay Paul
00:09:06Whoa, I'm just gonna walk him Paul cuz he kind of touched me right now
00:09:14Vengeance is mine said the Lord
00:09:18Killing is a sin
00:09:20All the way
00:09:26One sandwich he'd be back here before sundown you can ever find this place Oh
00:09:32Charles
00:09:34He took that rusty gun off the mantle
00:09:38Thus began his
00:09:41Magnificent quest to find a town called
00:09:44Pinedale and to find the despicable excuse for a man who had killed his family
00:09:55With he exhausted his supply of sandwiches he feasted on natural foods and wild game
00:10:03Oh
00:10:12My home looking for some food
00:10:21Just me and you turkey one of us got to die
00:10:33Oh
00:10:35Anyway, why don't you go out and hit a bank like a real man?
00:10:38Come on, give me some loving you cheap whore cheap. I never done it for free in my life
00:10:44I ain't never paid for
00:11:03Oh
00:11:09You did boy
00:11:33I
00:11:35Think he's dead. I'm killed a man. What a turkey. Oh
00:11:47Brave extremely good-looking very light complected
00:11:53Honey breath ma'am
00:11:55you're truly a lovely and inviting woman and all the womanly parts of man was one just that uh,
00:12:01Ain't never been with woman before and I had some turkey before and I really had some that bird man
00:12:08What's that say on his belt
00:12:12His name Jake Carver, can't you read of course I can I just
00:12:18Can't read English. That's French
00:12:24Again good fortune smiled on our hero. Yeah, I killed Jake Carver. You got something to say about that
00:12:31I
00:12:33He took refuge for the night in a charming little cottage
00:12:37Where a nice Christian girl prepared for him a delicious home-cooked meal
00:12:49All night long he dreamed of leftover turkey sandwiches
00:12:54But in the morning the girl and the bird had flown the coop
00:13:00She took the turkey Bloomington would be in fine deal today. I say I had to get there by hook or by crook
00:13:07Hey
00:13:08Hey doing gentlemen
00:13:12Who the hell are you I'm uh, I'm Jake Carver Jake car. Yes, I am
00:13:19damn
00:13:21What's yours?
00:13:24See now, we're Jake Carver's guy
00:13:30Hey Jake, I'm your cousin. I'm your cousin too. I ain't your cousin. So I guess that makes me yeah, wait a minute
00:13:37Now, let me explain
00:13:41Jim Bob Jake stopped back dead as a skunk no sign of the girl. Oh
00:13:46Wait a minute. Now you don't think I killed him. Did you Jake was my best friend?
00:13:50I grew up with Jake that whore killed him
00:13:52I always told Jake from the time he was young that these whores were gonna be the death of him
00:13:55Now, you know how he was always chasing women from the time
00:13:59He was young. He was always trying to look up to other girls petticoats. I said Jake stop Jake stop
00:14:03This is too much stuff
00:14:04There was petticoats and corsets he wouldn't listen to me and we'd be running off playing tag and high-goal secret
00:14:09But but Jake didn't he didn't like them kind of games
00:14:11No, no, so he didn't it and what he do was he he take our arms behind our back
00:14:15He twist them till we scream and and then he had this floorboard from his mammy's house
00:14:19He would take it and walk us upside the head
00:14:22Whiskey from his daddy's cabinet poured down my throat
00:14:29Oh
00:14:34Well
00:14:35Shame Jake's gone now cuz I had a big job for us to do
00:14:39kind of job
00:14:41He ain't tell you. No, he didn't tell me about no job. Oh, this this this is a big job
00:14:46I mean, this is the biggest job. That's why he brought me out here. We were gonna rob a bank
00:14:51What in Pinedale
00:14:54Find it
00:14:56yeah, a lot of money there too, but
00:14:59Look like it's gonna stay in that bank. Now. Jake's gone. He had the plans in his head
00:15:03So I'm gonna go out and bear him put him animals tear him up
00:15:06Ain't nothing worth seeing man's body lady and rotten animals on him and you don't know what it is
00:15:09You walk up on it and you think it's like a dead dog
00:15:11But as a person you see this big head daddy scares you no horses get spooked
00:15:14So I'm gonna go get him cuz I don't see that happening out there. I mean you know this
00:15:18Right
00:15:21Going the wrong way friend
00:15:23Find it. Oh, it's back ten miles kitty corn north here. Well, I figured I just
00:15:28Didn't again, it would be right to honor Jake my Robin at me
00:15:32Well, you told me condos that way I wouldn't go
00:15:54Here's a new plan
00:15:55We go in the bank
00:15:58You go tell her tell her you robbed the bike man robbed the bike
00:16:05Think about this plan for a while. Maybe I'll take a couple more minutes
00:16:10Going in
00:16:12Hi, can I help you? Hi, how you doing? I'm fine. Thank you. Well, that is a right smart tie you got on there
00:16:17Well, thank you very much. I bought it in st. Louis. See Louie. Yes, my grandma was buried there
00:16:21Oh, it's a dangerous place. Yeah, she was bit by a rabbit rabbit a
00:16:25Rabbit rabbit a rabbit with rabies a rabbit with rabies. Yeah, I thought you're talking about identical twin rabbits
00:16:30No, just one rabbit with rabies. Oh, I see. I'm sorry to hear that. Um, how can I help you?
00:16:34Well, actually I was thinking you maybe you want to open a new account
00:16:38Well, because if you do today you get great gifts, for example, if you give us $25 you get this
00:16:43It's a cake of grandpa's pine tar soap now. I have heard about this. This is one with which hazel. Absolutely
00:16:48We'll open up your pores. It smells so fresh. It's guaranteed to leave you refreshingly clean
00:16:52I have some other friends need to be clean. Can I ask them? Of course. Thank you. You're welcome. You're very nice man
00:16:56Thank you. You too
00:16:59Billy Bob Jim, it's Jim Bob with a G. It's Jim Bob. I'm sorry. All them Bob's are throwing me off
00:17:04There's great Bob and Jimmy Bob. I can't get up about well, it's Jim Bob with a G
00:17:08I want to show you something
00:17:09All right
00:17:09If we get a man $25 that account
00:17:11We'll get some free pine tar soap and as much as we on the road together, let's get the kid to kill the stinkies
00:17:17I don't take a bath
00:17:19Just go over rob a bank. I'm just think about how you smell
00:17:25They don't like to smoke, you know, maybe you should tell them if they give us $100 to deposit they get a gingham apron
00:17:31Hush my mouth a gingham apron and I cook. Oh you do I could grab it. That's good. I hope it's not rabid
00:17:36No, that's funny. You put him in. You know what we do with the gingham apron
00:17:39We hand embroider your name right across the front. Well, my name's Isaiah eyes. That's a beautiful name. It's biblical. God bless you
00:17:45Thank you. You know, that was my grandmother's name Isaiah. Yeah, it's a man's name, but she was very mannish and she wore pants
00:17:50But that's a different story. But you know, we'll do we'll put the name right here. Just like it says tell her for me
00:17:54That's your name. No, that's my job. Oh, I'm sorry. So, you know, why don't you go tell him public gingham apron? Thank you
00:18:01You not gonna believe this they had these gingham aprons we put a hundred dollars and we put our money together
00:18:06Now what you want me to tell them just tell them we're here to rob the bank
00:18:10You don't have to spit on me
00:18:15These gentlemen are here to rob the bank I
00:18:20Forgot to tell you if you give us $300 to deposit you get this nice big gun
00:18:28The kid knew that Bloomington was close by he could smell him
00:18:33Unfortunately, Frank Bonner had already sniffed out the kid
00:18:37Where is he?
00:18:39Mr. Bloomington would like to meet the man that shot Jake Carver took his whole gang out single-handed. There's the brave gentleman. Mr. Bonner
00:18:51Well, you done good boy saved us a whole heap of embarrassment your reward
00:18:58What's the matter son ain't you son? Well, I don't know about that
00:19:04I done me a whole lot of colored whores in my day. I might be your daddy
00:19:14You actually might be dangerous you had yourself a real gun
00:19:27Then
00:19:35The kid heard the voice that had been haunting his nightmares since he was 10 years old
00:19:42But nobody I mean nobody can stand in the way of progress
00:19:51Friends progress is steaming your way on the American Railroad now, you're gonna climb on board or you're going to get left behind
00:20:03I'm the man who brought the railroads to Fort Worth and Abilene
00:20:07But I have a greater plan
00:20:08I want to bring the railroad through Pinedale to El Paso up to Denver on up to San Francisco
00:20:20Now I have been asked to consider
00:20:23running for governor of this great state the next election
00:20:26If I do when elected I promise to make available all the land that I've invested in to the Southland Railroad
00:20:34Now I'm inviting all of you to give up your lands for this man's pockets can get fatter
00:20:40Young man
00:20:42I'm the one that's supposed to be shooting his mouth off up here. Yeah, my mother tried to shoot your mouth off
00:20:47That's you got that scar on your forehead. I'm here to kill you
00:21:03I
00:21:19Gotta go
00:21:34Mr. Bonner, I
00:21:37Hate that insult to injury, but I need your help
00:21:42Think back a number of years
00:21:44The night almost got my head blown off
00:21:47You pursued a dangerous criminal into the woods
00:21:51Yes, I tracked him down like a dog and I shot him twice
00:21:56I
00:21:58Was that nigger that shot you in the ass today seems to be same said criminal, you know all about that night
00:22:07Just like that whore and mother of yours
00:22:11Now this
00:22:13fugitive in question who is
00:22:16Wounded this law-abiding citizen. I am hereby offering a $1,000 reward for his carcass
00:22:24But you'd better move fast boys
00:22:28Yes, mr. Bonner's job is on the line once he gets the
00:22:43The kid knew he had to lay low for a little bit
00:22:47So he saw a refuge with a man of the mountains a noble savage who lived alone in the wilderness a gentle man
00:22:55modest a man who always
00:22:57heeded nature's call
00:23:00Hey break
00:23:18Oh
00:23:23Pissing trick it always works
00:23:34Because of the kid's gift of gab and the mountain man's loneliness a strange friendship began
00:23:42What's your name
00:23:44My name is Otter Bob not the otter Bob
00:23:48I'm Otter Bob
00:23:51When I read about you said you'd be a big tall man big strong man like like the way you look now
00:23:56It just it just it's hard to believe that you really here. Let me ask you something
00:24:01How big do you think a otter is?
00:24:04I'm lying. I ain't never seen about like that
00:24:07Now if a buffalo was behind me right now, man, I could kill her
00:24:12Cuz they're big as a house
00:24:15Damn, Bill Cody that arrogant son of a bitch sure Buffalo
00:24:19Bill's got a better ring to it than Otter Bob, but I killed a thousand otters in two days
00:24:24He never killed a thousand Buffalo, you know, Buffalo Bill. Yeah, I know
00:24:29That's nice. I mean, I'm always read books about all the mountain men the gunslingers. That's always gonna be a
00:24:38You read
00:24:39Yeah, I read my my mama taught me and my brother Jedi to read that's why I was in the back of your wagon cuz
00:24:44I don't care about that. I didn't ask you that I asked if you could read now
00:24:47See, I got this here book and turning around by the year now. I really like it
00:24:55Look at it
00:24:56That's one of them dirty books not a dirty book. Yes. It is not a dirty book. This is one of them dirt
00:25:00It's not a dirty book. Now. Here's what I was thinking. Maybe you could teach me
00:25:04Enough to read that, you know where I could just take it
00:25:07You know go off and be by myself and read and not bother anybody or anything Fifi
00:25:12Lola luxuriate in the bathtub. Is that when he beat the dark? Yeah, I know it
00:25:19Whoo Fifi's Wow go and read some more. I tell you what
00:25:23Yeah, you take me to El Paso, Texas by the time we get there
00:25:26You'd be able to take this book and read it by yourself. I'm going to Idaho. We'll talk about it in the morning. All right
00:25:32You mind if I take one of them first and use as a blanket
00:25:36One of my first you're one of the first that you're not using. I'm using them all you can't use all of I use them all
00:25:46Look you want a skin?
00:25:49This right here
00:25:51It's a Bowie knife Jim gave it to me long time ago. You take that go on out there and kill yourself a critter
00:25:58Make a blankie out of
00:26:03I
00:26:05I
00:26:30Morning
00:26:33Maybe it's a good morning for you. I had to sleep on the ground
00:26:38But she
00:26:40Your blanket
00:26:42Kind of mountain man kill a little defenseless bunny
00:26:45You need to be hunting bear mountain lion something got a chance of killing you when you like. Okay, I
00:26:53Was thinking about what we were talking about last night
00:26:58Idaho was very close to El Paso. So
00:27:02Right along with me, but you got a
00:27:05Teach me to read
00:27:06It's a deal
00:27:08You got to teach me something to like
00:27:12How to be a mountain man, I
00:27:14Use a knife and hunt shoot a gun
00:27:18Tomahawk make fire with rocks make coffee
00:27:22Skin a bear make some pants out of it
00:27:25Look my own blanket
00:27:28There's a hat with some fur around it track
00:27:32Disappear
00:27:34And know which plants not to touch. I don't stick myself bleed to death
00:27:38over the next several months the wise and wily mountain men
00:27:43Handed down the secrets of survival to his fervent pupil much the way Moses handed down the stone tablets
00:27:51the kid learned rapidly nature to him became
00:27:55Second nature in the wilderness became his home
00:28:12If you got the last one
00:28:18Okay, this fish did hey you are really stupid
00:28:25Ah
00:28:28Good
00:28:34Good you can kill a cup. Thanks, Bob
00:28:44Where'd you get that hat, it's my daddy's hat
00:28:48There's a Cherokee brother. He was half Cherokee and your daddy
00:28:53Was in many many battles and one of them all
00:28:57You know, I know that you see all that on that feather. Yeah, those little marks here. They're called coons
00:29:03Each coon is a battle. That's your daddy one
00:29:07Your daddy was a great warrior
00:29:11Daddy was
00:29:14I
00:29:21Looks like we're getting close
00:29:31Okay, I got
00:29:32Three bobcats here. That's bad face. That's right. I got six otters and that's $4, please
00:29:39Right. Oh, yeah, okay. I got one
00:29:43mountain lion
00:29:44$10 you got a mountain line
00:29:47You good
00:29:50One coyote three dollars, right
00:29:53Well, since it's you I give you three dollars for it. Okay. So what does that mean there? How much you say?
00:29:59That's six. That's a lot ain't it?
00:30:02carry that to and
00:30:04I'll Bob you rich man. Yeah. Oh you $26
00:30:09No, sir. That's not $26. That's $52
00:30:13No, it's 26. No, sir. That's $52
00:30:21Come on Bob, who you gonna believe me or him?
00:30:27well
00:30:28See that young man's like a son to me you you're a lion
00:30:35Son of a bitch, come on Bob. I'm just doing business. I've been fair
00:30:44I've been doing it for five years
00:30:47Come on over here and get $52 and get that pigsticker out of here. You killed him. I hope I did
00:30:55Take a bottle of whiskey
00:30:57Every year that's a little bit cheated me
00:31:00every five bottles
00:31:02So now we stealing and killing. Yeah
00:31:04Yeah
00:31:10What the hell this ain't what it looked like he was
00:31:27Will you brighten up a little bit nobody gonna find us here they can't find us they're not gonna do us any harm
00:31:32I ain't worried about nobody bothering us. I'm just wondering why you trusting me today
00:31:41Man can't trust his own best friend. Who can he trust?
00:31:48You my best friend to Bob
00:31:52No, I never had a drink Bob
00:31:56About time they help me eat this lizard. Oh, you take the stink right off that is
00:32:02Oh
00:32:07Yes, sir, you're gonna love that does it after this
00:32:21This is nasty
00:32:23Just go toenails on a dead man
00:32:26Yes, I'm up
00:32:28This lizard reminds me of how I killed my first bear you kill no bears
00:32:34You put on a stick like we had it, you know, you put over the fire and they'll come sneaking up. Oh
00:32:41And then you jump right on it back cuz they don't even know what's happening cuz they're so you know
00:32:45They get so crazy about that lizard and you go around on that. He's on his back
00:32:49You're choking him and you're choking him and you're choking him. He was on his back
00:32:52I was on his back and I was choking him and I was choking him and I was choking him. His eyeball just went
00:32:57I mean they just popped right out like that. So I took out my knife went
00:33:01And BAM hit this old tree and I took my knife and then I went for this stroke
00:33:07Well, that's when I became a mountain man
00:33:11You're not a mountain man until you have killed your first bear with your bare hands
00:33:17But if you can remember what I taught you, you'll be a great man, I'm gonna go get a bear I
00:33:28Have told you everything that I know how to do it. So I want you
00:33:36Isaiah
00:33:40Isaiah
00:33:42Son I was just joking
00:33:44I
00:33:47Didn't kill him just with my hands
00:34:14Oh
00:34:24He's small but he's me
00:34:30Come on over here and have a drink mountain man. Oh my man
00:34:38So you tell me that he's hanging out with an old-timer and you ain't gonna find him
00:34:44Otter Bob sly as a fox
00:34:47He's the best mountain man in Texas
00:34:51Always the best mountain man
00:34:55Well, I'm the best tracker in Texas
00:35:08Hey Bob
00:35:14It's
00:35:19Empty I already told you it's empty. We finished it off two days ago
00:35:36Put the gun down
00:35:38Boom boom
00:35:40snake
00:35:42Don't move. It's nothing. I got it. Don't move. What snake right there. I see it. Don't shoot it. Don't shoot
00:35:47Let me get it. Don't shoot it quick snake. I didn't see that
00:35:54It's gone, it's okay
00:35:56Save my life. Just give me the gun
00:35:59Totally unaware that Frank Bonner was thundering toward them the kid and other Bob slept like little babies that night
00:36:08Oh
00:36:17Good morning, Bob
00:36:20Snake
00:36:21Probably just hallucinating
00:36:23Between your legs. You just confused. All right, he's a biggin
00:36:29That's that's that's my pet snake
00:36:32He's my friend
00:36:35Gotta do it Bob
00:36:54Thank you, I feel pretty good about it myself
00:37:04I
00:37:15Did good sipping whiskey there's plenty more where that came from old timer
00:37:25Tracking him for three months. Why don't you just tell me where that nigger is?
00:37:29I
00:37:33Always thought that was an ugly word almost as ugly as you are
00:37:47Don't you ever sass me old man?
00:37:51Sorry, I'm getting sassy my old age
00:38:00If I could have one more drink I
00:38:03Believe I can give you exactly place where he's at. Just can I look at that picture one more time?
00:38:29Oh
00:38:59Oh
00:39:09Another day
00:39:14Bob you're right
00:39:19You're gonna put me on a horse
00:39:23Okay
00:39:29I
00:39:37Just say my last words, yeah, don't interrupt me you just shut up now. Okay, that's my last
00:39:44Stop most of bleeding. You're gonna be all right Wilson words. I'm gonna say in my life
00:40:00Bob Bob
00:40:03What oh no
00:40:06Now the last word don't remember me but the last thing I remember me ever saying is what
00:40:29I
00:40:47Know you don't want to go to heaven sober. Here's one for the road
00:40:52And
00:40:55So
00:40:57As dear old utter Bob was winging his way to the great beyond the kid renewed his a noble quest
00:41:04It was then when fortuitous day, but the Saints in heaven led our hero to the noblest
00:41:10Most proud and good-looking caballero ever to lead the Mexican people into battle
00:41:16You think I am afraid of you?
00:41:19I
00:41:22Spit on you. I am tired
00:41:30Conversation with the tumbleweed
00:41:36I just spit on you
00:41:40My hat
00:41:43You should go home to your papa and get a whipping for having no brain
00:41:50Oh
00:42:01As much you hear your face right up three four days be good, isn't it?
00:42:09You can save the life
00:42:11great Mexican Pedro
00:42:14One nipple moussineau Cortina
00:42:17The man who time and again
00:42:20Smarted the Texas Rangers, that's good. Now try and revert a not the man who fearlessly occupied the city of Brownsville
00:42:27Trust me. You want to relax Dina the man who failed to sacrifice his own happiness for Tina?
00:42:32He's in York. If you don't stop the yammering this medicine ain't gonna work. He gonna die
00:42:37Okay
00:42:40I am a proud noble descendant
00:42:44of Aztec and a Spanish priests
00:42:47Priests who taught the world how to torture a man. He was a great
00:42:52Why do you think I'm out here in this hideout with all the trees so no one can see me
00:42:57Because in a little trouble with the law, and I just don't want them to buy me
00:43:02The first time I look in your eyes I knew you are a fellow freedom fighter no
00:43:08Liberation no, no, but you understand my passion. No, no
00:43:14ah
00:43:17You're the quiet warrior no, I am NOT quiet. I'm tired
00:43:26I am tired too, senor
00:43:30Tired of the gringos stealing the Mexican lands
00:43:33With the Mexican names from the Mexican people San Antonio. I'm a real impasto Corpus Christi. Oh
00:43:40Corpus Christi is Latin. You say I say nothing. Oh, no, it's okay. Did you ever think Mexico is Latin to me?
00:43:50You who's in your what is your name senor Bob Bob
00:43:59Small but fine name since you're Bob Bob
00:44:06Bob Bob
00:44:09Bob Bob Bob, claro como no Bob that is different you realize
00:44:18You have saved the life of the hero of the Mexican people Juan I got that part, okay
00:44:26as a man of honor I
00:44:28Must now repay that enormous debt
00:44:31Tell you what you go to sleep
00:44:34Call it even all right. No, no, no, no, no
00:44:37I Juan Nepomuceno Cortina hereby vow to follow and protect senor Bob
00:44:44Until such time as I in turn can save the life of senor Bob
00:44:48Did you say follow me follow? No
00:44:51No, no, no, no, no, you will not follow me anywhere. You understand me and so
00:44:58Recognizing the greatness each of us possessed my friend and I were inseparable from that day on
00:45:04together side by side
00:45:06We would bravely toward the most wicked and godless town in all the American West the very gateway
00:45:14to hell itself
00:45:16paso
00:45:18Mexico
00:45:28Oh
00:45:35What can I get you give me a whiskey, yeah
00:45:39The miso singer I want to try to play some cards with these cowboys
00:45:44Okay
00:45:47Oh
00:45:54What is this a whiskey that's El Paso's best sir
00:45:59I'll be a dollar partner
00:46:01I'm not your partner, and I'm not gonna give you a dollar for this drink
00:46:05settle for 25 cents
00:46:08Simple if you will the wonders of this amazing new scientific invention the brushing instrument for human teeth and dental plates
00:46:17It expunges odor
00:46:19Eliminates decay
00:46:20eradicates bleeding gums and mouth pain all the rage in London Paris New York and Cairo and yours my friends for only
00:46:2925 cents, that's right 25 cents. Hey takers. I gotta have one of those
00:46:46Okay
00:47:16I
00:47:24Don't know
00:47:27It's a mighty fine brushing instrument man
00:47:31To cowpoke look who's caught my little trap
00:47:47Hey
00:47:57Stranger mighty quiet you fucking breathing. I think he was dead
00:48:04Names Isaiah Turner
00:48:11I'll be doggone
00:48:13You can add love ain't you?
00:48:15Well mr. Love it is a privilege to share the same jail cell with you, sir
00:48:19I read all your books as a matter of fact. I used to read it to the kids at the church
00:48:23Well, I thought you're the baddest gunslinger to ever live
00:48:27There's all this stuff true
00:48:28Did you really crowd Tim in by yourself at the rattlesnake Canyon been in a lot of canyons?
00:48:34And you robbed a bank with just a knife. That's what they say
00:48:38You just a man to teach me what I need to know I've been hunting some men down
00:48:41I need to work on my gunslinging skills
00:48:44Sit back
00:48:47Enjoy the day
00:48:49Ain't got time to teach you nothing. They're gonna hang me tomorrow
00:48:54Look at you you about to be hunging you sitting there like you going to the barber to get a haircut
00:49:00Man can't go on the blaze of glory. He can at least go with dignity. I don't feel that going
00:49:13It's like you've earned yourself a name
00:49:16the whorehouse kid
00:49:19Yeah, that's a great little moniker. Look at you all famous and fancy and legit now
00:49:25You become quite a little irritant to me son
00:49:28But there's mayor this talking like butter won't melt in your mouth mayor of this fair city
00:49:33I've come to tell you that you're going to get a fair trip. I know what you really are and a fair hanging a thief
00:49:40I
00:49:42Won't kill you blow me down
00:49:45You are going to get yours tomorrow
00:49:49Boy
00:49:51And I can't wait to see them slip that noose around your neck
00:49:56That look of pure terror come over your face just like your mama had
00:50:02I'm gonna come back to my grave and I'm gonna kill you
00:50:09My brother Jenna Dyer was here be coming through that door with his guns ablaze and he'd break us out of here
00:50:15Jenna Dyer
00:50:17Turner you know
00:50:20Your brother, yeah, it's a good man hell of a gunfighter
00:50:26Had a classic showdown with another gun call himself the Undertaker
00:50:32Jenna died took him didn't he said I know he's a great gunslinger. Now. He always was good
00:50:36They say it was close one for the books, but your brother lost
00:50:44Jenna died dead
00:50:51Killed my brother
00:51:06You tell me where I find this dog called the Undertaker cuz I'm killing no first I'm gonna kill Bloomington
00:51:13Then I'm gonna kill Bonner and I'm gonna put a bullet in the head this man called the Undertaker
00:51:17That's a whole heap of folks to kill a
00:51:21Man who ain't got no gun can't shoot and is presently incarcerated
00:51:33Well, I'm gonna shoot him dead
00:51:36I
00:51:59Was hoping
00:52:06Oh
00:52:23This is my friend
00:52:25Okay, here's your horse. Here's your gun even Steven. Okay, even it was good riding with you, Bob
00:52:29You too. I got to go save the Mexican
00:52:37You save my life again, I did not yes, you did he jumped out the window was killing me
00:52:41He was not a job. I turn around you save my life. You're not absolutely crazy
00:52:57Pursued by 20 Texas Rangers with a pack of slobbering bloodhounds nipping at our heels. We rode together
00:53:05Escorting send your love to his secret hideaway
00:53:20Yeah, well they almost wrecked the neck for real this time boys
00:53:29It is I want to send a Cortina I sprint you from that who's go back there
00:53:34Where's the kid the kid the kid?
00:53:36He keeps it falling off the back of my course. It's a little problem. We are working on
00:53:42What part of stop wait, I fallen down were you wait for me? Do you not understand all night?
00:53:47He was riding like the wind I had to catch up with him. You left me back in the dirt
00:53:51I want to leave in your love
00:53:53See your love gentlemen. Allow me to introduce my fearless compadres in your I say, yeah, Bob Turner
00:54:01Now look I thought I told you not to follow me I know
00:54:05But I had to I need your help. Plus you stole my horse
00:54:08I ain't got time to be helping you now go and get on out of here. Oh, come on now. I saved your life
00:54:14That's right. You owe your life to this man. You must protect this man
00:54:18You must follow him and give him shelter it does such damage. You can see the life of this man. Shut up
00:54:24All right, you can hold up for a couple of days long as that fella keep this trap shut keep your mouth shut
00:54:31Come on
00:54:36Don't you be mad at me cuz you can't stay on the fire stealing the horse you can ride the horse the big sombrero
00:54:40I can't see that we're big sombrero. Give me mine
00:54:52Who are you Isaiah
00:54:54Who are they special people don't system got a whole lot of special people around here
00:55:00sister
00:55:02sister
00:55:04Sister, let me give you a hand
00:55:11Look like a man smell like a man, too
00:55:21Amen
00:55:31Name is Isaiah Turner. This is a really nice hideout you got here
00:55:41I'm new at gunslinging. Some any kind of tips are born you show me I'd be willing to
00:55:46Use a damn fork Graham
00:56:16We don't get shot
00:56:46At this much when we're robbing banks
00:56:50Shoot this. All right, put down the rock. No
00:56:57Shoot out of my hand
00:57:00Shoot it
00:57:06If you hit me I'm gonna kill you
00:57:10This ain't funny come on
00:57:15Shoot it
00:57:35Every time you shoot at someone plan on die
00:57:40All right
00:57:43Oh
00:58:08You need to be confident
00:58:10The problem is getting up onto the horse that's hard. Yes
00:58:15Okay, let's try it again. Put the food in the stir. Okay
00:58:21No fighting in the bank this hand gets the reins you don't have the reins you have no control
00:58:26Okay, you're in the horn. You ready? Okay, you go up. Okay, you're not like me. Don't holler at me
00:58:30I'm so sorry. I holler at you. Okay, okay
00:58:40Good good. Yeah. Hey get off that horse. I just got on
00:58:48Jump
00:58:55You know riding a horse is a lot like being with a woman
00:59:04Okay, just like understand this correctly
00:59:07What part of riding a horse it's like being with a woman the green horns a virgin I'm not
00:59:13I'm not a virgin. I never had no sugar dumplings. Oh
00:59:18Don't clap for me. If you not me, we're gonna be with y'all be in there praying right now
00:59:22I look underneath your little nunnery thing
00:59:27I've been with so many women. I can't remember all the names
00:59:30I
00:59:37Don't need your help
01:00:00I
01:00:30Say the boys
01:00:33I'd say the boys
01:00:56He's been practicing I
01:00:59Tell Maria drink this tequila take off your clothes you will see God
01:01:10Why did you call us here the kid needs a name
01:01:17Dusty but
01:01:21Still wet behind the ears
01:01:23Let's call him runt boy. Oh
01:01:26Ain't nothing
01:01:33I was about happy. It's about pride
01:01:36Man gotta have a name that he'd be proud. Yeah
01:01:40What are you proud of son
01:01:43my daddy
01:01:45He died fight for something. He believed in
01:01:48He was half Cherokee Cherokee kid. Oh, and I got it
01:01:52buffalo
01:01:55Oh, it's not listen to me. What about busty man?
01:02:00Jerky
01:02:09Jerky kid. All right. That's a good one
01:02:14Cherokee
01:02:21Well, I look like a gunslinger you look like the Cherokee kid I've been mean to ask you
01:02:29Where's the shirt come from it's Billy's he's not with us in
01:02:33Oh
01:02:37Where we headed net reserve bank in Pecos is Bloomington's biggest bank. He's a target
01:03:03Oh
01:03:12Those are the charges and the amount hold on sir, I want that amount could I please have some money for the poor
01:03:19Sorry, sister. Oh pretty please. It's for charity, you know, no can do
01:03:25How about if I show you a little yes
01:03:28And you gotta move I'll blow you're straight to hell
01:03:39Let's move it ladies
01:03:57I
01:04:28Oh
01:04:39That was fun you look quick as dog gone steady I've ever seen
01:04:44The best teacher I've ever had you got places to go
01:04:48and people to kill
01:04:51We'll meet up again sometime. Thanks, man. I don't forget you. Come on
01:04:58That was the last time I saw in your neck love, but he is a man of such character so
01:05:07Barrett
01:05:11Cohones he will live within my bosom forever
01:05:20The kid knew Bloomington was elected governor
01:05:24Control everything the money the land the people
01:05:27Blossom will be a whole lot harder to kill him
01:05:30So he took the excellent advice of yours truly and set out to make Bloomington crazy enough to come to him
01:05:37He realized robbing his banks would be a nice way to get his attention and to humiliate him in the eyes of the public
01:05:47Excuse me, we're taking a photograph here. Yeah, we're robbing a bank here. Hey
01:05:54Give
01:05:57Me all your money, please. Okay, just one woman. Mr. Kid jerky kid
01:06:05Hi, hi
01:06:07We're old friends. What are you doing here? Oh, well, I got a promoted and transferred. I got a new job to a rob banks
01:06:14that uh
01:06:16You got the apron
01:06:18The gingham apron it's got the hand embroidery. It doesn't have your name, but it has those lovely floral patterns
01:06:24Yeah, we really
01:06:26Get your money
01:06:29Thanks for patronage give my gun
01:06:33Or robbery ish
01:06:39Idiot
01:06:41Bloomington was fed up. He sent for the most cold-blooded gunslinger in all the West the undertaker
01:06:49When the other is snarling jackals
01:06:52My only recourse was to turn to you gentlemen
01:06:56Professionals to get the job done
01:06:58now this
01:07:01Bag of gold coins
01:07:05Go to the first man to deliver any of the kids
01:07:09indispensable body parts to me
01:07:11along with some identifiable portion of his anatomy his
01:07:16head
01:07:19He's
01:07:22Mine not unless I get to him first Oh friend
01:07:30Word of advice I
01:07:34Hear Cherokees pretty tricky you right-handed or Southpaw Southpaw what?
01:07:42I
01:07:46Guess you better start practicing with his right like I said, he's mine
01:07:53There's a challenge for you gentlemen
01:07:57Go get
01:08:05Well, mr. Undertaker
01:08:08you
01:08:10Certainly are a I
01:08:14Could do this let the gold for any man that can can get him
01:08:22Ain't no gold
01:08:27We'll go get him then for free
01:08:29Excuse me, ma'am. Would you consider selling us some fresh horses? We don't cotton to your kind around here
01:08:39My kind my kind Joe kind my kind don't go around knocking over banks and robbing little old lady
01:08:45So just turn around and get
01:08:48Mighty it's the job of the rich man to get the job done
01:08:51You know, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell you
01:08:56Turn around and get
01:08:58It's the Cherokee kid Abigail, that's the Cherokee kid mom
01:09:04It's the Cherokee kid. Oh, are you coming off that horse and rest yourself there? Mr. Cherokee?
01:09:09Abigail you going in the kitchen and set a table girl. We got famous company for dinner
01:09:15I'm from ma'am when you probably should do something you hop to
01:09:19Abigail hop to
01:09:21Thank
01:09:23You ma'am
01:09:27Like I said, I'm in a jail cell waiting to be hung the next morning
01:09:31Did my compadre here break the walls down get me out of here?
01:09:35So I'm shooting our way out boats are flying everywhere. I reckon didn't Cherokee. That's why they up your reward the
01:09:41$5,000 that's a lot of money
01:09:44Tell us about that bank you cracked open with that cannonball
01:09:55Texas Rangers Avenger payroll now that is interesting story. Yeah, but the Pinedale Bank
01:10:02That was the most frightening
01:10:05Got the bank guards on one side you got that bloodthirsty. No good Jake carb again
01:10:14Abby 5,000 goes a long way to helping us keep our land
01:10:25Why you got me tied up and why did you hit me on the head?
01:10:29We ain't no fools. We know you come to rob us rob you
01:10:35Why would I want to rob poor people? You ain't got nothing to take I'm looking for Bloomington. Uh-huh
01:10:39Uh-huh. He's working for the man who's trying to steal our land perfect looking for I'm hunting that man down
01:10:46He killed my mom. I Paul you lie like a pig in mud
01:10:49You think I'm lying to go out to look at my horse and get some of the Bloomington bank bags
01:10:53I've been robbing. All right, go ahead. Take him. Take him off ma
01:10:58We don't want your stinking money
01:11:01We don't
01:11:05You ain't got enough money to give no way you don't want your money
01:11:09What's your land?
01:11:12You know my Cherokee may be right. Oh, I mean the man is everywhere
01:11:16He's got his hands in the bank the railroad
01:11:19government
01:11:21Abigail I don't think we can rightly fight that man. I can't
01:11:26We can't afford you
01:11:28Well since I was gonna kill him. Anyway, I'll do it for free. You just shut up your face
01:11:33Don't you go filling my mom Paul's head with Joe?
01:11:36fabrications and your falsehoods
01:11:38Let me tell you something
01:11:43Next time you tie a man up use a proper nut, you know for a pretty woman. You got a ugly attitude
01:11:51Thanks for your hospitality I got to be going but I'll be back
01:11:58Also, I assure you that I respect your strange manners I would like to return someday
01:12:06To try to understand you my videos
01:12:11What do you say goodbye, I think she likes me what a heck is my rifle
01:12:35Abigail I ain't never seen you miss before well, it's dark
01:13:02I'm not for Cyrus Bloomington
01:13:05Coincidence Cherokee
01:13:08Undertaker's out looking for you
01:13:10That's so
01:13:11Best watch your back
01:13:14Undertaker's not the only bloodsucker gunning for you
01:13:21Bloomington's goals put a being a lot of nasty good-for-nothing bonnets. I keep that in mind
01:13:29If your ass had eyeballs you'd be looking at the nastiest one
01:13:36Oh, I don't have no quarrel with you unless you want one
01:13:43Now y'all tell this undertaker I want to rendezvous with him tomorrow high noon on Main Street got that yeah
01:13:51Where the hell's a rendezvous that afternoon has Bloomington's bloodthirsty vultures descended upon Larrabee
01:13:58The kid went back to the one lady bird who had caught his eye. What do you want?
01:14:03Ain't you had enough?
01:14:08Well, uh
01:14:10I
01:14:12I
01:14:14I
01:14:16I
01:14:18I
01:14:22Think a woman should be four times need to see again. Well, I don't want to be seen with you
01:14:26So just move on mister. Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I must be making your husband jealous. I don't have a husband
01:14:34Say that again. I said I don't have a husband
01:14:38Wow, I'm shocked miss Abby that some man wouldn't want to be hit by you with a frying pan on a daily basis
01:14:44And I'm shocked that for a man who might be meeting his maker tomorrow you act an awfully chipper
01:14:50I'm not the man's gonna be meeting his maker tomorrow
01:14:53You sure? I'm sure
01:14:57Well, I'm gonna say a prayer for you anyway, whether you like it or not, I appreciate them is that
01:15:04See you later Jackie kid
01:15:11Yesterday
01:15:15When the kid rode into town he was as ready as I ever saw he was ready
01:15:29It was the most
01:15:36The best
01:15:45He was the best man I ever know
01:15:53Bloomington wants him in the ground right now. You don't touch that coffee. We'll carry it out ourselves
01:16:14You
01:16:38It seems like a proper place to end this story we don't care to hear your side
01:16:42No, but you're gonna so shut up and listen
01:16:46Yesterday morning when I first saw the kid I could tell he was rattled
01:17:05So you're the undertaker I just won't look in the eyes of the man that shot my brother before I kill him
01:17:13Cherokee feather I'm gonna take that after I kill you
01:17:22Word of advice don't mistake stupidity for courage
01:17:42You
01:17:53Now it's your turn to die sweet dreams
01:18:07Sweet dreams
01:18:09Which is what I always told my little brother when I tucked him in at night
01:18:39Oh
01:19:09Oh
01:19:36Man so good with words
01:19:39That was the sorriest you've ever heard my life now that I'm dying. I hope it's better for me, please you two can see it
01:19:45to die
01:19:47Matter what happens to a brother been the happiest day of my life me too. Let's finish it
01:20:01Let's do
01:20:09Oh
01:20:11Oh
01:20:13Oh
01:20:38What the hell's Bloomington that coward always is trying to get away
01:20:44Oh
01:20:55Bloomington just stop what you're doing Bloomington
01:21:08Not so tough by yourself, are you now you're not gonna shoot a man in the back are you
01:21:13Wouldn't bother me now. Remember you killed my mom
01:21:17Well, yeah, but that was because when I was really young and foolish, I mean, I'm really sorry about that
01:21:21I was working with the railroad then and now the railroad is working for me. What if we could become partners maybe enough?
01:21:29Hell, I've got more money you could ever steal. I'll be governor next year more than likely. Well, what do you say?
01:21:36You know what?
01:21:38You pathetic old man
01:21:41And I'm worth a bullet
01:21:43I
01:22:13That was for my mom
01:22:43I
01:22:52Can show that
01:22:59You lost a good friend a teacher like a father to me
01:23:08Commission that
01:23:14Thank you
01:23:18So Jed
01:23:19Would you start calling yourself the Undertaker?
01:23:22Well, I got in some trouble a while back little brother
01:23:25Had to disappear
01:23:27Just like mama taught me. I killed myself off buried myself and named my new self the Undertaker
01:23:32I almost got buried back there. You almost hit me. You almost shot my ear off a good thing
01:23:37I drew first you who drew first getting deaf me old age. I drew first did not did so
01:23:43Yes, I did. You did not did didn't just like going did not did
01:23:49Well, I figure I'd go out west good chance to know my brother better
01:23:53Decide there's some more wrongs got to be right
01:23:55You killed your enemies you avenged your parents death. He even found your long-lost brother
01:24:00Isaiah you don't have to be the Cherokee kid no more. I
01:24:04Know I don't have to be but uh, I kind of like being a Cherokee kid besides. I'm good at it like being a gunslinger
01:24:13My best be going
01:24:14Okay, I'll tell Avito compadre. And what do you think you're going? I'm going did not just save your life. Oh
01:24:22Bob
01:24:28Okay, all right
01:24:37To get me that
01:24:43Oh
01:24:47What's wrong with you you ain't Ryan officer no damn sunset without me
01:24:53Come on then better keep up
01:25:13Oh
01:25:43You
01:26:13You
01:26:43You
01:27:13You
01:27:43You
01:28:13You
01:28:43You