Armie Hammer’s 38th birthday gift was ... a vasectomy -- and if that doesn’t raise eyebrows, get this -- his mom picked up the tab.
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00:00I was at one of P. Diddy's freak-offs.
00:03Freak-offs.
00:04You saw celebrities there that you recognized.
00:07They were a rapper that we all know.
00:10Straight-up porn directed by Diddy.
00:13I'm just grateful to have made it out.
00:15Boy, Armie Hammer has quite the gift to show off from his mom.
00:19He turned 38 a couple months ago.
00:21So what does a 38-year-old really want?
00:24A vasectomy.
00:26Yeah, which that I guess I could understand.
00:30But for your mom to get involved,
00:33just one of the interesting topics that Armie and his mom Drew revealed on his podcast,
00:40the Armie Hammer Time podcast.
00:44And she was the guest.
00:47And they talked about not only his birthday,
00:50but they actually addressed the elephant in the room, if you will,
00:53the allegations, the cannibalism allegations.
00:57Which it's not cannibalism.
00:59I mean, but you know the way story is.
01:02Prosecutors passed on it, and that's all in the past.
01:05But obviously she wanted to address how she feels about it.
01:11She's got a good sense of humor.
01:13We'll put it that way.
01:14I even called you one time, and I was like, okay, let me just get this straight.
01:19I go, are there any women out there with ribs or limbs missing?
01:25That's what I want to know as a mother.
01:28Because end of conversation if there are limbs or ribs missing.
01:32Right.
01:33No one was eaten.
01:34No one was raped.
01:35But you were stupid.
01:37I was definitely stupid.
01:38And let's talk about what I gave you for your birthday this year, the church lady.
01:42Okay.
01:43What did you give me for my birthday?
01:44So I call Armie, and I go, Armie, what would you like for your birthday this year?
01:48And he goes, oh, I don't know.
01:49Maybe money, whatever.
01:51And I was like, I believe I'm going to give you a vasectomy.
01:57Yep.
01:58Yeah.
01:59He gets into it.
02:00He actually did take her up on the offer.
02:02He went in.
02:03He got the procedure done.
02:04I guess the doctor kept coming back.
02:06Oh, he did it?
02:07He really did it?
02:08No, no, he had it done.
02:09I didn't know he did it.
02:10He had it done, and he was talking about how it's a little awkward when you tell the doctor
02:13that essentially your mom was picking up the tab on your vasectomy.
02:17But he did get it.
02:18Hey, my mom's waiting in the lobby.
02:19How much longer is this going to be?
02:20Yeah.
02:21I mean, I think the guy's got enough going on, and he kind of gets into the fact that,
02:24you know, he already has two beautiful kids, and he doesn't need any more surprises.
02:28And so, yes, he did end up going through and getting the procedure done.
02:32I've got to say, when I was watching this, I just really struck that I think he's taking
02:37advantage of the pendulum swinging back and that this is the moment that he can strike.
02:43And it's almost like what Jay Leno did with Hugh Grant on The Tonight Show, where everything
02:48got reset by kind of laughing about it.
02:51And I think that was really effective.
02:55I think it was really, really effective.
02:56Young people, you can look up what he's talking about.
02:59Hi, my name is Rihanna.
03:00I'm from Winchester, Virginia.
03:02And I definitely think this vasectomy story was a distraction from the cannibalism story.
03:06But as a mother, like, why is that the first thing to think of to get your son?
03:10I would have took that to the grave.
03:12You would not hear that from me at all.
03:14Yeah, he wanted money.
03:17That was really clear.
03:18That's not what I wanted the money for, Mom.
03:21All right, fine.
03:22I guess that's what we're doing.