MISS OR MISSES Trailer - official movie trailer HD
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00:00Pool, I don't cook. You didn't ask, but I'm nil domestic.
00:07Getting married? What do you think it will be?
00:14Am I going to be stuck washing men's boxes now?
00:17For boxers, for worse.
00:19Her name's Alicia. She is pretty trendy, but what's under the hood?
00:25Limited edition. Only £2,000.
00:29Breakfast.
00:30It's concrete.
00:35Zero stars.
00:37A single Spanish lady in a big lonely house like this.
00:40You know what that translates to? A crusty crotch full of cobwebs.
00:43Ready to devour any man.
00:45And you think your pool's going to be enough?
00:47Even a snack.
00:59Your mother is dying to meet you. When can we go and see her?
01:03December.
01:04We march.
01:05Am I not worth £2,000?
01:07You wouldn't blink twice if it was your mum.
01:12Mum's got nips.
01:14She won't join.
01:16I've been keeping tabs since we met.
01:20Maria's Place.
01:21Beyond the veil.
01:22Maria's Place.
01:23Beyond the veil.
01:24Maria's Place.
01:25Beyond the veil.
01:26Maria's Place.
01:27Miss or Mrs. Coming soon.