In "Porch Pirates," three detectives—Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones—tackle the challenge of catching | dG1fazFGTEFPb3JnYnM
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00:00Apparently packages are being stolen off of people's porches by Santa Claus wearing a
00:08pirate's mask.
00:09I need y'all to head over to the mayor's house, it looks like he was the latest victim of
00:14some porch pirates.
00:15Can you give us a list of the items stolen?
00:17There was a box of glass Christmas pickles.
00:20Christmas pickles?
00:21Christmas pickles.
00:22Weird.
00:23Oh, and a rare beanie baby for our collection.
00:27We paid north of 20 grand for it.
00:30Would you say $20,000 for a stuffed toy?
00:33Yeah, but what I don't understand is how did this thief know that we weren't home?
00:38Looks like we've got bad Santa on our hands.
00:42You're likely dealing with a professional, man.
00:45Does this kid look familiar to you?
00:54You know his parents named him after some country singer.
00:57Kenny Rogers?
00:58Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:59I don't like a name like that, you'd think he'd know when to walk away.
01:03Wow, she's a real keeper.
01:07Cotton doesn't take a holiday, sis.
01:10Let's keep this on the down low.
01:11Yeah, we don't need the office, we just got outsourced to buy a toy.
01:16Perfectly.
01:17You're Owen too.
01:21Stupid drone.