A perennially single dating coach attempts to seduce a prince as she helps him navigate the cut-throat NYC dating scene, | dG1fdmJyX1Z2QWUwLXc
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00:00I feel like you're trying to suck out my soul.
00:02I'm just trying to connect.
00:04This is way too intense for a first date.
00:06Nina Bauer, dating coach.
00:10Good afternoon, Miss Bauer.
00:11I'm a butler with the royal family of Montrovia.
00:14Bradley, this is you.
00:16Who's Bradley?
00:18The prince will be with you shortly.
00:20I'm Freddie.
00:21I don't want to be married just for the sake of being married.
00:24I want...
00:25A Romeo and Juliet story.
00:27Besides the exile and double suicide, of course.
00:30I'm sorry.
00:32Who are you?
00:33It's Edward.
00:34He has to be here to vet the women I date.
00:36We're going to start with the basics.
00:37Introducing ourselves and flirting.
00:39May I?
00:41Alright, you find a place in the room.
00:43I take her in now.
00:44Like the priceless work of art that she is.
00:46Objectification.
00:49Oz is the best in the business.
00:50I'll have you looking like Clooney in no time.
00:53What was I about objectification?
00:57It's Freddie's practice date.
00:58You can't just leave a woman alone on the dance floor.
01:00Would you care to cut in?
01:02Do you advise your clients to kiss on the first date?
01:04Yeah.
01:05It's more attractive when someone is spontaneous.
01:08If we were to go on a date,
01:10I don't think you'd be doing much coaching.
01:12You wouldn't make it past hello.
01:14Is that a challenge?
01:15No.
01:16Is that a smile?
01:17No.
01:18You look like Bambi on ice.
01:20Can Bambi do this?
01:21Is that Bambi?
01:22Not bad.
01:24We love it.
01:25There's a bot, right?
01:26We can't market a book about how to find love
01:29written by someone who hasn't found it herself.
01:31You know I'm dating someone.
01:33The Prince of Montrobia.
01:35This would guarantee your book being published.
01:37Do you really think you'll end up together?
01:42Freddie, you're so great.
01:43You were into Freddie all along.
01:45I wrote a dating book.
01:46And the publishers told me that they would only publish it
01:49if I was dating someone impressive.
01:51That's the most unethical thing I've ever heard.
01:55I made a fortune teaching people tricks
01:58when all you had to do was be authentic
02:00and the right person will fall in love with you.
02:03Don't you want to wait until the fourth date
02:05to kiss a woman?
02:06I recently heard
02:08you should just go for it.