Aired (November 17, 2024): Vivamax beauties na sina Skye Gonzaga, Mariane Saint, at Robb Guinto, pinainit ang pagbabalik ni Super Tekla! Huwag palampasin ang kanilang pagbisita at sa isang nakakatuwang episode na puno ng saya at kalokohan.
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00:00May hugot din ako, pero para sa ex ko.
00:03Ay, sa ex?
00:04Ex sinugot?
00:05Beh!
00:07Nasa TV na ako.
00:09Ang layo lang nararating ko kaka-move on sa'yo.
00:15Maglaro tayo ng...
00:16Go English Beh!
00:21Ah, ah, may pelumen.
00:24May pelumen.
00:25Kapwa ko na lalaki.
00:28May esawa na.
00:30Sino?
00:30Crush lang naman, diba?
00:31Sino nga?
00:32Baka wine ako dito.
00:33Sino-sino?
00:34Si Dennis.
00:35Dennis?
00:36Bandilya?
00:37Hindi.
00:39Nakakainom ako,
00:41naghahanap ako ng babae.
00:44Pero kapag normal na araw,
00:46naghahanap naman ako ng lalaki.
00:50Si Rudy yan?
00:51Bakla po ba ako?
01:01Grabe, grabe, grabe, grabe, grabe, grabe!
01:03Guriri mga kapuso ha!
01:05Balita!
01:0638 days na lamang Pasko na!
01:08Wow!
01:09Grabe!
01:10Ang bilis ng panahon, Dubai.
01:12Walang kapit-kapit na yan, my friend.
01:13Alam niyo ba kung anong handa ako sa Pasko?
01:16Ano yun, friend?
01:17Ano?
01:18Ang handa ako sa Pasko,
01:19handa na akong limutin siya.
01:22Ha?
01:23Ang tagal-tagal, di ka pa rin nakaka-move on?
01:25Wow!
01:27Kapang-supporting mo.
01:29Ayan, guriri mga kapuso.
01:30Ako rin excited na sa Christmas.
01:32Alam niyo ba kung anong gusto kong matanggap ngayong Pasko?
01:35Ano?
01:37Ang gusto kong matanggap ngayong Pasko,
01:39ay matanggap na hindi na talaga siya magbabago.
01:42Oh!
01:44Kaya haabaan ko pa ang pasensya ko para sa kanya.
01:46Sino ba yan?
01:48Siya!
01:52Ay naku, my friend.
01:53Kung saan ka magiging masaya,
01:54support kaming lahat.
01:55Ayan, thank you.
01:57Support, support lang.
01:58Support kami.
02:00Naku, my friend.
02:01Speaking of masaya, my friend,
02:02I feel so flamboyant and beautiful today.
02:04Wow, flamboyant.
02:05Yes.
02:06Basta haya, my friend.
02:08Kasi sobrang saya kanina umaga na Miss Universe.
02:10Oo, grabe.
02:11Napanood mo?
02:12Yes, my friend.
02:13Ginanap yan sa Mexico.
02:15Grabe.
02:16Diba?
02:17Pero siyempre dapat natin i-congratulate
02:19ang ating pambato na si Miss Chelsea Manalo.
02:23Oo, at least.
02:24Talaga panalo-panalo.
02:25Ang ganda-ganda mo.
02:26Sobra.
02:27You nailed it.
02:28Grabe.
02:29You nailed it.
02:30You did very well, grabe.
02:31Yeah, you deserve it.
02:32You made us so proud.
02:33Sobra talaga, grabe.
02:34Sobra.
02:35Alam mo mahirap gawin yan,
02:36pero go, dumaban.
02:37Yes.
02:38Congratulations sa lahat ng candidates
02:40na may dugong Pinoy.
02:42Sino-sino yung mga yan?
02:43Siyempre yung United Kingdom.
02:44Oo.
02:45New Zealand.
02:46Oo.
02:47Atsaka yung taga Miss Bahrain.
02:48Oo.
02:49May Miss Bahrain ba doon?
02:50Oo.
02:51Bahrain.
02:52Bahrain?
02:53Bahrain.
02:54Okay, kung kilala mo sila,
02:55ano mga pangalan nila?
02:56Oo.
02:57Chusera ka na naman.
02:58Commercial gap kasi naman.
02:59Well, again, congratulations, ladies.
03:01And moving on,
03:02isang mainit po na gabi
03:03ang hatid namin ngayong gabi
03:04dahil kasama natin
03:05ang mga sexy guests.
03:06Sexy guests.
03:07Kaya naman,
03:08kita niyo po si Tekla.
03:09Full of energy.
03:10Kahit yung pinikmata niya
03:11parang pantulog.
03:12Bakit mga kameraman
03:13o tuwang-tuwang?
03:14Kita mo,
03:15lahat sila lang ka-smile.
03:16Tama.
03:17At siyempre,
03:18dahil mayroon
03:19yung mga pangalan nila
03:20ngayon.
03:21Oo.
03:22Oo.
03:23Oo.
03:24Oo.
03:26So,
03:27while filipin po natin
03:28ang ating Miss Universe fever,
03:29eh kunwari, guys,
03:30nasa Meksiko pa rin po tayo
03:31until na, ha?
03:32At yung mga beautiful guests po natin,
03:33ang mismong magpapakilala
03:34sa kanilang mga sarili.
03:35Ala,
03:36Miss Universe.
03:37Diba?
03:38Kaya naman,
03:39rampa na!
03:40Let's go, girls!
03:41Woo!
03:42Ay.
03:43Oo.
03:44Oo.
03:45Lumalaban.
03:46Ay.
03:47Oo.
03:48Una pa lang yan, ha?
03:49Oo.
03:50Ay.
03:51Parang ano.
03:52Nakikipag eye to eye
03:53to the camera.
03:54Oo.
03:55Ay.
03:56Kikindot pa yan.
03:57Malaki.
03:58Ola.
03:59Chika mga Pilipino
04:00at Pilipina.
04:01I am Sky Gonzaga,
04:0221 years old,
04:03from Cebu City.
04:05Ay.
04:06Woo!
04:07Sayang.
04:08Ang gusto na ako sa lalaki,
04:10mabalbon
04:11o sexy.
04:12Oo.
04:14May hugot ako para sa inyo.
04:16Ang pag-ibig
04:17ay parang electric fan.
04:19Bakit?
04:20Hindi kayo manalamig
04:21kung naka-steady lang
04:23sa number one.
04:24Ay.
04:25Ay.
04:26Bakit pa number one ba?
04:27Walang hangin.
04:28T-box na yan.
04:29Number one.
04:30Number one.
04:31Ay.
04:32Thank you, Miss Sky.
04:34Susunod.
04:35Paso.
04:37Ayan na siya.
04:38Ay.
04:39Oo.
04:40Grabe.
04:41Ay.
04:42Oo.
04:43Inaas niya.
04:44Inaas niya.
04:45Inaas niya.
04:46Inaas niya.
04:47Inaas niya.
04:48Inaas niya.
04:49Inaas niya.
04:50Inaas niya.
04:51Inaas niya.
04:52Inaas niya.
04:53From Davao City.
04:54Ay. Davao.
04:56Mahusay akong kuman.
04:58Kuman.
05:00May hugot nga pala ako sa inyo.
05:02Ay.
05:03Magpakatotoo tayo.
05:04Hindi sapat ang pag-ibig na wagas,
05:07kailangan din ang pambili ng bigas.
05:09Ay.
05:10Oo.
05:11Oo.
05:12May bigong bigas.
05:13Ay.
05:14Kapunsin sa bigas na yan.
05:16Wala na siya.
05:17Ipushin mo lang eh, friend.
05:18O.
05:19Bigas.
05:20O.
05:21Bigas.
05:22Bigas.
05:23Ano yun?
05:24Sinayin ka ba?
05:25Bakit?
05:26Kasi,
05:27pagkagalit si mama,
05:28pag iniwan kita.
05:29Ay.
05:30Tekla.
05:31Tekla.
05:32Now, here's our next guest.
05:34Paso.
05:35Ay.
05:36Ang tapat.
05:37Ay.
05:38Ang ganda.
05:39Ay.
05:40O.
05:41Ay.
05:42O.
05:43O.
05:44O.
05:45O.
05:46O.
05:47O.
05:48O.
05:49O.
05:50O.
05:51Baby Nginto,
05:5223 years old,
05:53from Bulacan.
05:57Miss Universe Moselle,
05:59Michelle D.
06:00Kumakain ako ng maang hang.
06:01Ay.
06:02May hugot din ako.
06:04Pero, para sa ex ko.
06:06Ah.
06:07Ex sinugot.
06:08Beh,
06:09nasa TV na ako.
06:11Ang layong ang nararating ko,
06:13kaka move on sa'yo.
06:15Wow!
06:17Hay,
06:20What are you doing?
06:23You're so stubborn.
06:25Wow, it's so nice to have Sech with us tonight.
06:29That's why the guys in the studio are different.
06:32They're also clapping.
06:35They're so full.
06:37Correct, my friend.
06:38And you're also full, I know that.
06:39Why me?
06:41Good evening, of course, to Sky, Marianne, and to Rob.
06:45Thank you so much.
06:46Welcome to T-Buds.
06:48Here, girls.
06:51Because our cameramen want to know something.
06:56Raise your hands if you want to say it.
07:01Six of you.
07:03I'm asking if you're single or you're married.
07:07Heart.
07:08Because it's red.
07:11Single.
07:12Single.
07:13And ready.
07:14Single.
07:16Single.
07:17Single and ready to.
07:18Single.
07:19Jingle.
07:22Marianne.
07:25Single.
07:28Sky.
07:29Very single.
07:30Very single.
07:32Why? You're beautiful.
07:34You should have a boyfriend already.
07:36Especially if I'm this beautiful.
07:38Right? You already have a boyfriend.
07:40For sure, I'm sick now.
07:42But because you're beautiful.
07:44And you, are you single?
07:45Friend.
07:47You haven't moved on yet.
07:48I told you.
07:49Hey!
07:51Don't talk to me like that.
07:52Because our guests are so beautiful.
07:55Have you experienced joining any pageant?
08:00Yes.
08:01Miss Gay.
08:02Hey, no.
08:03They're women.
08:04That's my tomboy.
08:06In school.
08:07In school.
08:08What's that? What pageant?
08:10Title holder.
08:11Title holder?
08:12Miss Title Holder.
08:14Miss MKS is my school's name.
08:16Ah, Miss MKS.
08:17I thought you're Miss Title Holder.
08:19I'm the opponent of EMGS.
08:20Just kidding.
08:21We followed you.
08:22You won there.
08:23Yes.
08:25Because they only fought twice.
08:27Who's her opponent?
08:28Okay.
08:29How about you, Bebe?
08:30Have you joined already?
08:31Yes.
08:32So, you're joining already, Marianne?
08:33Yes.
08:34What is it?
08:35Hiyas ng Dabao.
08:36Hiyas ng Dabao.
08:37And then, how is it?
08:38It's okay.
08:39It's okay?
08:40Yes.
08:41It's okay.
08:42Bebe, how about you?
08:43Have you joined already?
08:44Yes.
08:45What pageant did you join, my friend?
08:48Miss Kamotes 2019.
08:50Miss Kamotes.
08:51Kamotes.
08:52Kamotes.
08:53Kamotes.
08:55Kamotes Island.
08:56Kamotes Island.
08:57I've been there.
08:58I thought it's a singular plural fight.
09:00Yes.
09:01Kamotes Island?
09:02Kamotes Island.
09:03It's like preparing to go there, right?
09:06Huh?
09:07I don't know.
09:10Why is there a fairy?
09:11Can you tell me?
09:12Why is there a fairy?
09:13Because it's a fairy.
09:14Ocean Jet.
09:15Ocean Jet.
09:16Going to what?
09:17What?
09:18Ocean Jet.
09:19Ocean Jet.
09:20Yes.
09:21Wow.
09:22Because I've been there.
09:23It's still far, right?
09:24Yes.
09:25Yes.
09:26Nice.
09:27Kamotes Island.
09:28And how was your fight there?
09:29Your governor is happy.
09:30Yes.
09:312019.
09:32She won 2019, my friend.
09:33Yes.
09:35And a while ago, we watched Miss Universe, right?
09:39There are interpreters.
09:41And did you know?
09:42Until now, you will be the interpreters.
09:47Because...
09:48Dolt English Meme will play!
09:55And of course, in our game, Dolt English Meme,
09:58Rob and I will be partners.
09:59Game 2.
10:00And of course, we are Team Bookro.
10:03That's right.
10:04It's delicious, even if it's burro.
10:06Our opponents are Tekla, Marian, and Sky.
10:09And they are Team Tecma Sky.
10:12Tecma Sky.
10:13Tecma Sky.
10:14Tecma Sky.
10:15Tecma Sky.
10:16Okay.
10:17Our team will go first.
10:18The three of us will alternate.
10:19Okay?
10:20So...
10:21Of course, my friend.
10:23And we're ready.
10:24What is that?
10:25Of course, the title of the OPM song is in Filipino.
10:27And it needs to be translated into English.
10:29I'm good in English.
10:30Correct.
10:31Correct.
10:32I know that teammates are guessing what the title of the song is in Filipino.
10:36Yes.
10:37Each member has 90 seconds to translate and guess.
10:40Correct.
10:41So, let's start round 1.
10:43The first one to play is Team Tecla.
10:46Okay.
10:47Are you ready, friend?
10:48I'm ready, friend.
10:49Okay.
10:50You have 90 seconds.
10:51If Team Tecma Sky is ready, your 90 seconds starts now.
10:56Go!
10:58Song.
10:59English.
11:01Looking, looking at you.
11:03Tumitingin ako sa'yo.
11:05Looking, looking.
11:06Tumitingin ako sa'yo.
11:07English.
11:08Finding, finding you.
11:11Hinahanap, hinahanap, hinahanap kita.
11:13English.
11:14Good.
11:15Galing.
11:16Galing.
11:17Galing.
11:20Bilis.
11:21Dali, I ride.
11:22How are you?
11:23Kumusta ka?
11:25Dali, dali naman nun.
11:26Dito ka ba?
11:28Dali.
11:29Dali, Sky.
11:31Patawad mo.
11:36English.
11:37English, Sky.
11:39Maganda.
11:40Bilis, bilis, bilis.
11:41Oras, oras.
11:44Tagayong pala yung pagpatawad mo.
11:46Feet, knee, shoulder, head.
11:51Feet, knee, shoulder, head.
11:53Paa, tuhod.
11:55Feet, knee.
11:56Feet, knee.
11:57Paa, tuhod, malikat ulo.
11:58Yes.
12:00Ano ba yan?
12:03Hinahanap pa.
12:05Okay, I will, I will be.
12:10I don't, I don't.
12:12Don't give up.
12:13Kaya yan.
12:14Don't give up.
12:15Hindi ako susuko.
12:16Hindi ako susuko.
12:17No, no, no.
12:18Walang sukuhan.
12:19I want to give up.
12:20Gusto ko nang susuko.
12:21Ne.
12:22I want to give up.
12:23Ako nang susuko.
12:24No, no, no.
12:25I want to give up.
12:26Kaya yan.
12:27Ayaw ko nang susuko.
12:28I want to give up.
12:29Gusto ko nang susuko.
12:30Gusto ko nang susuko.
12:31Ne.
12:32I want to give up.
12:33I want to die.
12:35Ano ba?
12:36Gusto ko nang bumitaw.
12:39Tama naman dulo yun.
12:40Gusto mo nang bumitaw kasi hindi nila mahulaan.
12:43Kaya natin.
12:44Yes.
12:45Okay.
12:46Okay, ang team.
12:48Tekma Sky got 3 points.
12:51Okay.
12:523 points.
12:53Hindi na masama.
12:54Hindi na masama.
12:56Feeling ko 2 points tayo.
12:59Oh my God.
13:00Okay.
13:01Also Sky Girls.
13:02Oo.
13:03Tsaka huwag niyo binabalik.
13:04Nakapagtontes na ba kali talaga?
13:06Hindi.
13:07Kaya yun palang sila.
13:08Okay.
13:09Buhay.
13:10Your team.
13:11Your time starts.
13:12Your 90 seconds starts.
13:13Kaya mo na be.
13:14Ako muna.
13:15Ako muna.
13:1690 seconds starts now.
13:17Ayan.
13:19Tomorrow I will love you.
13:21Bukas mamahalin kita.
13:22Ha?
13:23Bukas kita mamahalin?
13:25Bukas?
13:26Tomorrow I will love you.
13:27Bukas kita?
13:28Bukas kitang mamahalin?
13:29I will just love you tomorrow.
13:30Ha?
13:31Bukas kita.
13:33Mamahalin kita?
13:34Ano?
13:35Bukas?
13:36Tomorrow?
13:37Bukas?
13:38I will just love you.
13:39Bukas?
13:40Bukas?
13:41Bukas?
13:43Bukas?
13:44Matapas?
13:47Bukas talaga kita mamahalin?
13:49Natawa ka pa?
13:50Go, go!
13:52What's this?
13:54Wrong?
13:56Wrong?
13:58Wrong?
14:00No, no, no.
14:02Pass?
14:04Pass again?
14:06What's that?
14:08Wrong guess.
14:10Wrong timing.
14:12I hope there's no end.
14:14I hope there's no end.
14:16I hope there's no tomorrow.
14:18I hope there's no end.
14:20I hope there's no end.
14:24I hope there is no end.
14:26I hope it doesn't end.
14:30It will end.
14:32I hope there's no end.
14:34Pass!
14:36Wrong answer.
14:38I hope there's no end.
14:40I hope there's no end.
14:42I'm sorry.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:46Next.
14:50Next in life?
14:52Next...
14:54Tomorrow.
14:56Next in life.
14:58Until next...
15:00Next...
15:02Next...
15:04Next...
15:06What's that?
15:08Pass!
15:10Next in life.
15:12Okay.
15:14Butterfly farm.
15:16Butterfly farm?
15:18Like a bird?
15:20Hurry!
15:22Hurry!
15:243, 2, 1.
15:26Okay.
15:28It's a waste.
15:30There's still a round.
15:32You can still catch up.
15:34Sky is trying to trick me.
15:36What's the answer?
15:38What did he say?
15:40Sky is a personality.
15:42Don't try this at home.
15:44You got 3 points.
15:46We got 1.
15:48You can still do it.
15:50I can see it on your face.
15:52You can do it.
15:545 points already.
15:565 points already.
15:58Why English?
16:00You can do it.
16:02Are you ready?
16:04Ready, set, go!
16:06Go!
16:08Go!
16:10My fellow man.
16:12My fellow man.
16:14Kapwa ko lalaki.
16:16My fellow man.
16:18My fellow man.
16:20My fellow man.
16:22My fellow man.
16:24Kababayan.
16:26Mga kababayan ko.
16:32Next.
16:34I thought.
16:36Wondering.
16:38Wondering.
16:40Wondering.
16:42Wondering.
16:44Sige ko.
16:46Wondering.
16:48Wondering.
16:50Sige English.
16:52Sige English.
16:54Wondering.
16:56Pas na lang.
16:58Nakakapagtata ka.
17:00Nakakapagtata ka.
17:02Even if my hair is white.
17:04Even if my hair is white.
17:06Nagaling sa kanila.
17:10Okay.
17:12At our house.
17:14My greetings.
17:16Sa bahay ko ay.
17:18Sa bahay namin.
17:20Ang oras.
17:22Ang bahay ko.
17:24My house is my greetings.
17:26Ang bahay ko ay aking binabati.
17:28No.
17:30To my house.
17:32Time out.
17:34Sa aming bahay ang aming bate.
17:36Sa aming bahay ang aming bate.
17:38Sa aming bahay ang aming bate.
17:40Nakakapagpas ko na kasi.
17:42Oo.
17:44Mamaya magkakakalaban.
17:46Marble game first.
17:5090 seconds starts now.
17:52Hindi mo alam to pass.
17:54All wrong.
17:56Judgemental ka naman.
17:58Unap.
18:02Pass talaga.
18:04Alapaap.
18:06Game.
18:08Babay talaga si Lorde.
18:10Until now.
18:12Hanggang ngayon.
18:14Kain natin to bae.
18:16Okay.
18:18Star without spark.
18:20Salamin.
18:22Salamin.
18:26Mirror.
18:28Salamin.
18:34I am yours.
18:36You are mine.
18:38I am yours.
18:40Ako isayo. Ikay akin.
18:46Happiness.
18:48Masaya.
18:50Happy.
18:52Happiness.
18:54Happy.
18:56Masaya.
18:58Happy.
19:00Tawag.
19:02Happy.
19:04Pinaka masaya.
19:06Pass.
19:08Ligaya.
19:10I hope it will
19:12repeat again.
19:14Sana mulit mulit.
19:16Aba kinaumbot.
19:18Kinaumbot tayo.
19:20Goodbye now.
19:30Akalaan mo yung wala na karoon mo.
19:32Alam mo.
19:34Ito ang ting na pag anong konitang
19:36nasusunan na hindi mo talagang magkumpante.
19:38Tsaka totoo yung sinasabi yung bobo sa ulo
19:40matalino sa dulo.
19:42Hindi baka kinabakan lang siya.
19:44One up pala.
19:46One up pala.
19:48Ay! Kumusta?
19:50Ano?
19:52Parang laki na nawala sa atin.
19:56Parang uuwi na.
19:58Kumusta?
20:00Masaya ko.
20:02Siyempre itatali pa yung score.
20:04Di magpatay magkumpante.
20:06May round 3 pa ba?
20:08Ano ba yun? Walang nang round 3.
20:10Walang kami mag-chance.
20:12Okay, Team Tecma Sky got
20:1413 points.
20:16Sabi nila hindi totoo
20:18malas ang 13.
20:20Sure akong maswerte yan.
20:22Team Buro got
20:2431 points.
20:26What?
20:32Kaya. Kaya nyo sa last two.
20:38Grabe!
20:4013 is my birthday.
20:42Yes, advance happy birthday
20:44my friend.
20:46Kasi hindi pa tayo tapos.
20:48Pwede pa kayong umabot pero hindi na game ito.
20:50Mas iilid pa pong ating gabi.
20:52Kasama ating tatlo na gagandaang
20:54guests pero bago yan, Tecla?
20:56Ang hanap nyo ba
20:58ay Unforgettable Christmas Shopping?
21:00Sugod na sa Noelle Bazaar
21:02sa World Trade Center.
21:04Tama, it's giving holiday cheer dahil
21:06sa itzaning performances by
21:08GEME Sparkle artists at iba
21:10pang special events dito.
21:12And shop till you drop sa GEME
21:14Celebrity Auction at sa GEME
21:16Kapuso Foundation. Ukay, ukay.
21:18At ito pa, ang Noelle Bazaar
21:20ay open po ng November 22
21:22hanggang December 1
21:24from 9am hanggang gabi.
21:26Ayan naman kita kiss dun mga kapuso.
21:28See you there!
21:30At ito naman mga katibas
21:32ang nakakalokang guilty or not guilty.
21:34So tunod na yan,
21:36sa pagbabalik ng
21:38Tibas Tower is live!
21:40Hi Tuyolito!
21:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
21:46Welcome back to Tibas
21:48and welcome siyempre sa GEME
21:50ng buhay ng mga bisita natin.
21:52Tama!
21:54Ito po ang kontubersyal at nakakaintinggang
21:56Guilty or Not Guilty!
21:58Girls, madali lang ito.
22:00Magbibigay lang kami ng mga statement.
22:02Tapos sasabihin nyo kung guilty or not guilty.
22:04Ready na ba kayo?
22:06Hindi.
22:08Kung natagot sila dun sa kontubersyal.
22:10Kasi hindi natin itutulit yung puntik na ready.
22:12Ready na ba?
22:14Ready!
22:16Ito na!
22:18Nakipagdate sa pangit? Wow!
22:22Okay, nakipagdate sa pangit
22:24but, pero, mayaman.
22:26Guilty or not guilty?
22:28Dalawa guilty,
22:30isa not guilty.
22:32Payang, hindi ako mayaman.
22:34Nakipagdate sa pangit
22:36pero mayaman.
22:38Okay.
22:40Not guilty, okay.
22:42Hindi pa, never pa kasi
22:44mahirap yan o yun.
22:46Pero mayaman.
22:48Eh, magpagawa muna siya.
22:50Magpagawa muna siya?
22:52Why is?
22:54Why is na matama naman?
22:56Diba, di ka ba naniniwala sa
22:58looks can be deceiving?
23:00Parang ganon?
23:02Oo.
23:04Kasi pag, no offense,
23:06pero pag chaka kasi hindi mo madadala sa home.
23:08Marami ka naman sa chaka.
23:10Bigyan mo naman kami ng dignidad.
23:12Di naman ikaw pinapalingan
23:14magbigyan pa yung friend.
23:16Chaka kasi infectado, ako nakakaawa ko si Chaka.
23:18Pero mayaman.
23:20Samantala ang dalawang ito ay nag guilty.
23:22Ibig sabihin,
23:24Actually, guilty not guilty po.
23:26Guilty not guilty.
23:28Kasi hindi po mayaman.
23:30Tapos,
23:32Anong level ng kapangitan po?
23:34Level one?
23:36May level pa yun?
23:38May level pa talaga yun?
23:40May level pa talaga yun?
23:42Akala ko nakapics lang yun.
23:46Sige, pigyan mo kami ng ano.
23:48I-describe mo nga yung kapangitan niya.
23:50Okay, from level one to level three po kasi siya.
23:52So, nasa level three,
23:54yung kaya pa naman.
23:56Nasa three.
23:58Yung one, yung pinakapangit na parang ganon.
24:00So, number three pa.
24:02Tolerable pa. Kaya pa po.
24:04Magamot pa.
24:06Tapos, wala pang pera.
24:08Mahilig ako sa pangit.
24:10Mahilig ka sa pangit?
24:12At least mamawis siya, friend.
24:14What do you mean?
24:16Sa mga nanonood ba?
24:18Hindi, assuming ka.
24:20Totoo? At least?
24:22At least wala kang pinipili.
24:24Pero hindi nagwork yung date nyo.
24:26Hindi nagwork kasi gopo-gopo siya sarili nyo.
24:28Siya lang yung maalam na pugi siya.
24:30Chinek ko nga kung may upgrade na ba yung...
24:34Kaya mo pinapalo.
24:36Yung kayo nga, yun ba yung sila sabi mong ex mo?
24:38Ah, now we know.
24:40Chinek ko lang.
24:42And how about you, bebe?
24:44Ako naman guilty, not guilty din.
24:46Kasi,
24:48ako yung niloko ni.
24:50Ha?
24:52Ay, sobrang naman yun.
24:54So, hindi ko alam na
24:56tawag dito nakikipag.
24:58Meron pa pala siyang ibang kinakausap mo kun sa akin.
25:00Ah, okay.
25:02So, pangit na nga, manloloko pa.
25:04Pero madaming pera.
25:06Paano madaming pera?
25:08Ano kasi siya eh, tawag dito.
25:10Drag lord.
25:12Contractor.
25:14Ay, contractor! Mayaman niyan!
25:16Madalas,
25:18sumatak ko yun ngayong election yung mga contractor.
25:20Totoo diba, babe?
25:22Mahalap ka ng pangit at mahalin mo ng tunay.
25:24Kaso niloko ko.
25:26Pangit na nga, manloloko pa.
25:28Ay, hindi naman dapat yun.
25:30Darating din naman yung taong deserving.
25:32Next natin, meron kang crush
25:34na kapuso actor
25:36pero may jowa na ito
25:38na pakilig agad. Guilty or not guilty?
25:40Guilty.
25:42Guilty.
25:44Guilty lahat. Okay.
25:46Sky!
25:48Guilty.
25:50Sinong crush mo?
25:52May esawa na yun.
25:54May esawa na.
25:56Sino?
25:58Sino nga?
26:00Si Dennis.
26:02Dennis Padilla?
26:04Hindi.
26:06May esawa na din siya.
26:08Trillio.
26:10Magaling na actor.
26:12Pulang araw, babe.
26:14Pero pogi siya.
26:16May tat si. Gusto ko ganun.
26:18May tat. Mahilig siya sa may tattoo.
26:20Si Tekla, may tattoo yan.
26:22Meron ka ba?
26:24Yes. Patingin.
26:26Okay.
26:28Sige. Any message for Dennis?
26:30Kasi si Dennis wala nangunulun.
26:32Message mo ka Jennylyn.
26:36Hi, Dennis.
26:38Kamusta ka na?
26:40Nalala mo pa ba ako?
26:42Nalala mo pa ba ako?
26:44Ako yun.
26:46Joke lang.
26:48Alimbawa siya si Dennis Trillio.
26:50Ayan.
26:52Paano mo sasabihin sa kanya?
26:54Very rude.
26:56Ako sabi mo, sasabaling ko yan.
27:00Ako sabi mo ba, sasabaling ko yan.
27:02Very rude.
27:04Very rude.
27:06Okay.
27:08Bakit ganyan sila?
27:10Okay, si Dennis next.
27:12Guilty.
27:14Pinatay agad yung scene. Very rude.
27:16Kasi baka may jowa.
27:18Hindi ako nangunulun naman.
27:20Sino be?
27:22Si Ruru Madrid.
27:26Bakit ano magustuhan mo kay Ruru?
27:28Ano, singket, tapos may dimples.
27:30Babayit yun.
27:32Gusto ko siya maka eksena.
27:34Okay.
27:36Alimbawa siya si Ruru naman ngayon.
27:38Sana telesery.
27:40Ang telesery ni Ruru, hindi yung isa pa.
27:42Ruru si Patanga siya.
27:44Kunyari siya si Lolong.
27:46Ruru ni Lolong.
27:48Paano mo sasabihin kay Ruru na crush mo siya?
27:50Siya si Ruru ma?
27:52Wag na lang ako.
27:54Siriri na lang.
27:56Siya si Ruru.
28:00Hi Ruru.
28:02Hello.
28:04Ano?
28:06Ano nakakatawa?
28:08Hindi kasi ano e.
28:10Ang cute mo kasi.
28:14Hindi crush na crush kita.
28:16Dape pa ako.
28:18Yung ano mo na crush ka.
28:20Yung orin na crush sa akin.
28:22Buntis.
28:26In fairness, mag-girlish siya.
28:28Pero nag-meet na kayo ng personal?
28:30Hindi pa po. Gusto ko siya ma-meet.
28:32Mahalay mo ba?
28:34Ruru pa ka naman.
28:36Ruru Madrid.
28:38Doon sa may coffee ano?
28:40Ruru.
28:42Tumakbo si Ruru, sayang.
28:44Ruru ba yan?
28:46May ikaw mo pa kami ni Ruru dito.
28:48Ipapakilala namin si Ruru sa'yo mamaya.
28:50Okay.
28:52Beh, guilty din.
28:54Ako?
28:56Hindi, kasi single kasi ito e.
28:58Single siya.
29:00Alam ko wala siyang jowa e.
29:02Si Alden Richard.
29:04Alden!
29:06Hello, love again.
29:08Hi.
29:10Bakit? Bakit si Alden?
29:12Gusto ko maka-ano,
29:14gawa kami ng movie together.
29:16Anong klase movie together?
29:18Hello, love
29:20again.
29:22Part 2.
29:24Siguro
29:26kahit ano.
29:28Suspense, maganyan.
29:30Drama.
29:32Romance.
29:34Rom-com.
29:36Mahalay mo naman, di ba?
29:38Hi, Alden.
29:40Next tayo.
29:42Nagpakatanga,
29:44nagsakripisyo,
29:46at nagpakalasing-lasing
29:48para sa isang lalaking,
29:50iniwan ka rin.
29:52Guilty or not guilty?
29:54Dalawang not guilty
29:56patingin.
29:58Dalawang not guilty, isang guilty.
30:00Doon tayo sa guilty.
30:02Guilty, not guilty.
30:04Kasi after kong
30:06umiyak lahat,
30:08sinakripisyo ko sa kanya,
30:10iniwanan ko siya kasi
30:12niloko niya ako.
30:14Thank you for being so
30:16honest, di ba?
30:18Congratulations sa lahat ng mga achievements
30:20niyo, di ba? More movies pa!
30:22Di ba?
30:24At syempre, ang dami-dami natutulong ni Tekla
30:26sa inyong dalawa, lalo ka naman yung friend.
30:28Ano natutulong mo sa kanya?
30:30Natutulong, basta.
30:32Nakailang maging honest talaga.
30:34Okay,
30:36wag mo na kayo matutulog dahil
30:38sa aming pagbabalik, sasagutin ng ating
30:40mga sexy ladies ang ilang
30:42maiinip na tanong na ipinadala
30:44sa atin ng mga viewers.
30:46Sino-sino kaya yung mga yan?
30:48Well, well, well, ang matutulog, pangit!
30:50Saka-saka na!
30:52Chibas Tawa is live!
30:54Chibas Tawa is live!
30:56Chibas Tawa is live!
30:58And welcome, welcome back to Chibas Tawa is live!
31:00Dumanalit siya sa ating tanong na pinadala
31:02ng ating viewers!
31:04Mabinisan lamang ito.
31:06Okay, from Mark,
31:08nang taga-Norwaysian.
31:10Ay, kilala ko yan! Andito ba si Mark ngayon?
31:12Okay, eto ang sabi niya,
31:14nilalandi ako ng sexy,
31:16maganda at mabait kong
31:18office mate. Ang problema,
31:20may asawa na ako.
31:22Ano ang dapat kong gawin
31:24para labanan ang tukso?
31:26Ay, doy!
31:28Ay, doy!
31:30Ay, doy!
31:32Ay, doy, mag-resign ka na, Mark.
31:34Kung sino ka man, sir Mark, mag-resign ka na
31:36doy, kaya para hindi kong masira ang
31:38pamilya mo.
31:40Resign na bad?
31:42Paano yan? Mas lalo sila mag-iwalay ng
31:44asawa niya kasi.
31:46Kailangan iwasan talaga.
31:48Mas lumalapit kasi lalo
31:50yung tukso mo.
31:52Kapag nasa isang lugar kayo,
31:54mas malaki kasi.
31:56Talaga ayaw mo.
31:58Mangyayari lang naman yung pag-inistimo rin.
32:00Parang defensive ka na naman.
32:02Hindi, ako si Mark.
32:04Ayaw niya mag-resign.
32:06Kasi yun ang advice mo,
32:08mag-resign na lang.
32:10Kasi siyempre,
32:12dapat ayusin mo yung,
32:14kung mahal mo talaga yung pamilya mo,
32:16lumayo ka na kung saan yung tukso mo.
32:18Kung ano naman, may matinoo siyang trabaho,
32:20makakahanap siya ng magandang ulit na trabaho.
32:22Anong trabaho?
32:24Si Mark supervisor siya doon.
32:26Si Mark supervisor yan eh.
32:28Mag-resign siya.
32:30Anong gagawin?
32:32Tanggalin niya na lang yung babae doon.
32:34Yung babae na lang.
32:36Yung babae palayasin niya doon.
32:38Kasi pag, ano,
32:40paglalapit siya doon, baka may magawa pa siya,
32:42hindi maganda.
32:44Ang seryoso yung mag-advance.
32:46Ba't di nalang,
32:48ba't di nalang kayong maglayas?
32:50Para sa you, Sky,
32:52question ito mula kay Rudy!
32:54Ay, Rudy!
32:56Nasa studio ba siya ngayon?
32:58Mukhang.
33:00Andito siya, kanina nagkaka-pinakita ko.
33:02Ito ang kanyang sulat,
33:0456 years old,
33:0656 na siya,
33:08wala akong asawa,
33:10pero meron akong tatlong anak at dalawang apoy.
33:12Familyado.
33:14Pagpo nakakainom ako,
33:16naghahanap ako ng babae.
33:18Ay!
33:20Pero kapag normal na araw,
33:22naghahanap naman ako ng lalaki.
33:26Si Rudy yan?
33:28Bakla po ba ako?
33:30Ano?
33:32Very wrong na Rudy!
33:34Confirm!
33:36You belong to the group.
33:38Hindi, baka, ano,
33:40late na lumabas yung gender confusion
33:42ni Rudy.
33:44Kasi may anak siya,
33:46nagkaanak pa siya ng tatlo.
33:48May anak pa siya ng tatlo.
33:50Like Bloomer.
33:54Anong maa-advise ko sa kanya?
33:56Ang yung maa-advise ko sa kanya,
33:58dapat alamin niya talaga kung saan siya magiging masaya.
34:00I-try niya yung dalawa.
34:02Hello, ako talaga?
34:04Si Rudy man!
34:06Si Rudy man!
34:10Sorry, ha!
34:12Bakit affected kayo yun?
34:14I think pangamay day.
34:16So, kinala niyo si Rudy?
34:18Kapit bahay namin.
34:22I'm sure nanonood ngayon si Rudy talaga.
34:24At susundin niya ang advice niyo.
34:26Maraming salamat sa advice niyo.
34:28Malaking bagay, Ian.
34:30Grabe, diba?
34:32Maraming salamat!
34:34So, our judges!
34:36So, our guests!
34:38Sky Gonzaga, maraming salamat!
34:40Marian C!
34:42And Rob Hinto, thank you very much!
34:44Happy birthday!
34:46And happy birthday
34:48kay Kuya Ian Red!
34:50Happy birthday, Ian!
34:52Happy Katibas, Kuya Ian Red!
34:54At syempre, nasamantalang,
34:56narito na po ang hugot of the week na babasayan
34:58sa atin ni Sky,
35:00Marian, at Rob. Go, bebes!
35:02Ang pag-ibig ay parang huldapan.
35:04Nasa sayo ang desisyon
35:06kung ipaglalaban mo ng patayan
35:08o isusuko mo na lang
35:10dahil hindi na worth
35:12masaktan.
35:14Ay, ang sakit naman yun!
35:16Masaktan na naman!
35:18Well, well, well!
35:20Until next week, magsama-sama ulit tayo
35:22magsabog ng saya, tumawa!
35:24Dito din sa inyong paborito!
35:26Dibas, tawa is life!
35:28Thank you, girls!