Summer Situationship Completed EngSub 2024 Short Drama
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:20their guts.
00:00:21For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:24You two are hooking up.
00:00:25We're not hooking up.
00:00:26Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:28To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:33in their summer home.
00:00:34I need this job.
00:00:36You want your job back?
00:00:37Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:40This money will be yours.
00:00:43Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:46No boners.
00:00:47No feelings.
00:00:48I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:50Like what you see?
00:00:52After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:56I'm going to tell you a good one.
00:00:57Get off of her.
00:00:58Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:01:01Tell him you love him.
00:01:02I need that money more than I want you.
00:01:04Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:07I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:10Mia, stop.
00:01:11Help me!
00:01:12Get off of her!
00:01:13If it was I, I would give you everything.
00:01:16Tell me that you want to give up the money, and tell me that you love me.
00:01:26You drive me crazy!
00:01:29I drive you crazy?
00:01:30That's funny!
00:01:31You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:34If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:39their guts.
00:01:40For Mia and Noah, it's both.
00:01:48Jules!
00:01:49Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:50I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:52Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:54This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:57The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:02:02ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:05I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:08Clean it up, maid.
00:02:16I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:21And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:25That's not true, and you know it!
00:02:28I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:38I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:42I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:44Right, Emmett?
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:51Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:05Am I dreaming?
00:03:07No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:17Noah?
00:03:18What the hell's going on?
00:03:20Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:25and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:30Destiny?
00:03:31Is that what happened?
00:03:33That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:35Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:40Why do you even care?
00:03:42She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:48before things got out of hand.
00:03:53Mia?
00:03:54Give me your phone.
00:03:55What?
00:03:56Give me your phone.
00:03:57No.
00:03:58It's right here.
00:03:59I got you.
00:04:02I thought Noah hated me.
00:04:04Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:08If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:13Noah.
00:04:14Open.
00:04:22I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:25You didn't have to do that.
00:04:27I know.
00:04:36Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:40Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:42Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:44Dude, we can't.
00:04:45Yes, we can.
00:04:46No, we can't.
00:04:47The place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:48Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:52Wake up, slut.
00:04:53Show's over.
00:04:54Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:56Fine by me.
00:04:57I'll be by the pool.
00:04:58Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:05:01I'm it.
00:05:06I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:10You have to save her.
00:05:14Jules?
00:05:15Jules!
00:05:17Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:18What do I do?
00:05:19Mouth to mouth.
00:05:20Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:27You okay?
00:05:30Thank God.
00:05:32Alright, let's get you up.
00:05:35I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:39Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:42I'm fine.
00:05:43Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:44You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:49What are you, a stripper?
00:05:51I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:53You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:59And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress.
00:06:08What are you trying to do?
00:06:10Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:11Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:12You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:14I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:20You know what I think?
00:06:22I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:27Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:30Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:33And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:35So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:39You still want me.
00:06:41Is he coming on to me?
00:06:46In your dreams.
00:06:49Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:51We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:54Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:07:00I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:07:03Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:08And you let her.
00:07:10Did someone say my name?
00:07:16You two are hooking up?
00:07:17We're not hooking up.
00:07:19Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25We're not hooking up.
00:07:27Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:30Be so fucking for real.
00:07:32Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:35It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:38Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:41How convenient.
00:07:44Let the girls talk.
00:07:52After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:08:05Did you just spit on me?
00:08:07Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:12Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:18And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:22Especially Noah.
00:08:27Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:32Oh my God. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:36I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:44Thanks, Noah.
00:08:47Fire her.
00:08:56Fire her.
00:09:01Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:09:04I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:08Noah, she shoved me. And this is my rental too.
00:09:14So, what I say goes.
00:09:25Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:28So you should probably go.
00:09:29I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:35Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:42Jules.
00:09:46Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:22What are you doing home?
00:10:24I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:26No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:30Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:34I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:38Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:43But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:48Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:10:59I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:03Please don't call me that.
00:11:06You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:09I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:13Slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:18What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:22I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:27Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:32I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here? You don't even look like you're in a relationship.
00:11:39Frigid bitch.
00:11:41What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:45Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:50Nobody wants you here.
00:11:52I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:56I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:12:01I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:12:04After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:12:10What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:14What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:17I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:19No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:24Tell her, Noah.
00:12:27Prove it.
00:12:29I'll work harder than I ever have before, and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:35Okay, enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:40And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:44Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:12:50Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:54She really has you by the balls.
00:12:57Don't insult me.
00:12:59Or what?
00:13:01You'll spank me?
00:13:03You can leave now.
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:08You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:15You're right.
00:13:17You're right.
00:13:18You're right.
00:13:22You're right.
00:13:24Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:28You're fired.
00:13:32You're right.
00:13:34Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:38You're fired.
00:13:45You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:47I know, it's part of my charm.
00:13:49Hey, where are you going?
00:13:50Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:54You can't just leave.
00:13:56You fired me.
00:13:58I can do whatever I want.
00:14:10Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:13Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:17No.
00:14:22Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:29Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:33Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:35Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:38You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:42Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:46Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:15:02What are you doing?
00:15:05Come with me.
00:15:06Come with me.
00:15:12Hey!
00:15:14What the hell?
00:15:16What the fuck are you...
00:15:21You want your job back?
00:15:23Fuck me.
00:15:28Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:30Play along.
00:15:32Why would I do that?
00:15:33You want your job back?
00:15:35You've got to earn it.
00:15:37Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:43Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:49You're crazy.
00:15:51I'm committed.
00:15:55Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:59You better give me my job back after this.
00:16:01I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:06Noah, come out right now.
00:16:11Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:14I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:17Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:16:24Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt now. Now. Now.
00:16:32No.
00:16:42Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:46Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:51You fucking bitch.
00:16:53You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:56Take it up with Noah.
00:16:58This isn't over.
00:16:59If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:06I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:15Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:18You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:20Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:23Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:26Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:31You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:33Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:35We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:38Yeah. What about it?
00:17:40If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:45Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:17:48Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:17:53You're on.
00:18:01We need to talk.
00:18:06Emmet, get out.
00:18:12Did I get my job back?
00:18:14Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:15To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:21You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:24I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:34Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:38Done. Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:47Give me that.
00:18:49Not yet.
00:18:56Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:06This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:12I'll do it.
00:19:14Great.
00:19:19Let's seal the deal.
00:19:33Let's shake on it.
00:19:42All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:55Rule number one. No boners.
00:19:59You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:20:00You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:20:03You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:06Yeah. Just one.
00:20:10No feelings. I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:15You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:22Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:26Yeah, I do. I have one.
00:20:31No one touches you with me.
00:20:36You don't own me.
00:20:38Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:41While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:45So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:50Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:52Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:54Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:58Let the show begin.
00:21:01Ew.
00:21:03Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:07You kicked me out.
00:21:09Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:14Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:17At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:23Mia.
00:21:25Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:27Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:30This is my house.
00:21:32And Jules is my...
00:21:38I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:40I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:44Hey, Mom.
00:21:46Jason!
00:21:48Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:52Dinner is served.
00:21:58Let's fucking go!
00:22:02Yay!
00:22:10Oops.
00:22:12I spilled.
00:22:14Emmett?
00:22:16You want to help?
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:34Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:44I'm not going to.
00:22:46I'm not going to.
00:22:47Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:17Oops.
00:23:19Spilled a little.
00:23:22Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:23:34Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:37I have to go.
00:23:47If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:53Choke on it.
00:23:58Don't run away from me.
00:24:03Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:06It was an act, Jules.
00:24:08And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:12You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:15Yeah, I know.
00:24:17Now you're going to strip for me?
00:24:20You're shivering.
00:24:22Come here.
00:24:35Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:48Bed's yours.
00:25:01What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:25:09Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:12Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:14Whatever.
00:25:15I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:19Mia's your best friend?
00:25:21Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:24People contain multitudes.
00:25:27Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:29She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:32And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:35And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:39If you know what I mean.
00:25:46You like what you see?
00:25:51I do, actually.
00:26:16What are you doing here?
00:26:18Taking a shower.
00:26:22Remember, don't go in there.
00:26:25You wish.
00:26:33Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:36I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:46What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's get out of here.
00:27:11Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:26I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:30Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:34Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:36You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:39You're right.
00:27:41It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:48Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:52Everyone must decide, right now, whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:59Mia, would you relax?
00:28:01We're not taking a vote. We're not on surveillance.
00:28:03Mia, would you relax?
00:28:05We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:09What's Survivor?
00:28:10A show for old people.
00:28:11Ew!
00:28:13That's so boring.
00:28:15I'm kidding.
00:28:17Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:21What game is she trying to play?
00:28:23Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:31That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:33Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:41It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:47What are you talking about?
00:28:49I never said anything about...
00:28:51Save it.
00:28:52Herb's right here.
00:28:55And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:59Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:04I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:09I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:15Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:17Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:24I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:27She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:30Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:35Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:38I mean, would you knock it off?
00:29:40Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:30:00I can explain.
00:30:02Save your breath.
00:30:04Bitch!
00:30:06Don't touch me!
00:30:08Get off of me!
00:30:34You are so hot.
00:30:36They gotta get their shirt off.
00:31:00Yo!
00:31:01Yo!
00:31:03Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:07No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:09Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:13She'll come crawling back.
00:31:16Speak of the devil.
00:31:22You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:25Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:28I don't know what's going on.
00:31:29What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:35Fuck!
00:31:36Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:38Emmett, stop!
00:31:39Fuck you, dude!
00:31:40Stop!
00:31:45Did you post this?
00:31:56Jules, did you post this?
00:32:00I don't know.
00:32:01Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:04What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:09How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:11Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:17You know what?
00:32:18Everyone was right about you.
00:32:20You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:23Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:25Lose my number.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:33You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:42Listen, Jules.
00:32:44None of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:47You're a skank.
00:32:49So get out and don't come back.
00:32:52Help!
00:32:54Help!
00:33:22You...
00:33:24You saved me?
00:33:38That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:41And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:47Emmett.
00:33:49Don't even think about it.
00:33:51Go on, Jules.
00:33:52Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:54Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:56We have to talk.
00:34:01Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:11One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:20Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:22I can explain everything.
00:34:23Good, explain.
00:34:25Now.
00:34:32Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:34Takes one to know one.
00:34:37Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:44I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:48I never said that, okay?
00:35:01You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:04That way everyone can see it.
00:35:06But for right now,
00:35:09it's party time.
00:35:11Party time.
00:35:19OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:23I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:26How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:30You don't know him like I do.
00:35:32If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:35Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:37I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:39Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:42He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:46But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:49More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:53The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:57Except for the one about you.
00:35:59I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:36:01That's true.
00:36:03Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:16Is that true?
00:36:20It's true.
00:36:22I liked you.
00:36:25Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:27I mean, really.
00:36:28Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:30I mean, really.
00:36:33All right.
00:36:34I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:36So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:38Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:45I guess you can't.
00:36:47There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50Sigh.
00:36:55I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:57But when I really think about it,
00:36:59I really liked you, Jules.
00:37:01I really did.
00:37:07You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:09To what, Bone?
00:37:12They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:14It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:17I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:23Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:31The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:33You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:35When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:37:40Mm-hmm.
00:37:47Ooh.
00:38:06She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:08My turn.
00:38:17Hm.
00:38:19No smoke.
00:38:20Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:26Rude.
00:38:46Keep the circle moving.
00:38:49If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:51kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:59Get off of me.
00:39:01Dude, I took her virginity.
00:39:03What's a little peck?
00:39:06Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:08Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:16Jules! Jules!
00:39:18You're a pig!
00:39:19Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:21He's lying.
00:39:22I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:24But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:28You have feelings for me?
00:39:34I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:36But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:38You have feelings for me?
00:39:40Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:42You do?
00:39:44Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:46Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:49You're a dick!
00:39:50Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:51Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:55Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:58I broke your trust.
00:39:59And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:08What do you mean?
00:40:10I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:12I'm not saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:17Do you want to get back together?
00:40:20You said no feelings.
00:40:22Yeah, you're right.
00:40:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:42Your favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:44Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:47Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:49I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:53Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:56And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:41:02Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:05Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:41:11Yes!
00:41:18It's not that easy.
00:41:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:28What do you mean?
00:41:30I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:34Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:37She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia.
00:41:42But I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:46Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:50We can talk later. I promise.
00:42:04The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:10Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:18Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:22It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:25The internship is mine.
00:42:27Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:41If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:44Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:48Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:51I'm going to go try this on.
00:43:00You ordered the wrong size.
00:43:02No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:05No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:43:08Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:10What are you doing?
00:43:12I'm shopping.
00:43:14Do you not remember me?
00:43:16I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:18Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:23But what Mia says goes.
00:43:25So your money's no good here.
00:43:28You know what? You're right.
00:43:30I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:34That's it. You're out.
00:43:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:40I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:42Trash?
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:44That's my girlfriend.
00:43:50Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:54See this car?
00:43:57Has no spending limit.
00:43:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:44:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:44:05No way. This is mine.
00:44:07Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:08No.
00:44:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:11Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:27What do you think?
00:44:32Noah?
00:44:34Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:38Of course.
00:44:45You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:48Is it too expensive?
00:44:50No.
00:44:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:08Thank you, Noah.
00:45:11You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:15Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:19Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:27Put the dress on my card.
00:45:31Excuse me.
00:45:33I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:37I bet she stole it.
00:45:39I would never.
00:45:41Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:44Fine.
00:45:46Whatever, Mia.
00:46:00See? Told ya.
00:46:09I don't know how that got there.
00:46:11Well, she stole it.
00:46:13And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:18Call the police.
00:46:20Don't call the police.
00:46:22This is all my fault.
00:46:24No, it's not.
00:46:25Yes, it is.
00:46:27I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:31But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:33You can't do this.
00:46:35It's a waste of money.
00:46:37Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:39It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:42And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:44Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:46Please and thank you.
00:46:55Hey.
00:46:56Good to see you.
00:46:57How are you?
00:46:58Be safe.
00:46:59Okay.
00:47:00There he is.
00:47:02Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:05Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:07I'll enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:16Watch your mouth.
00:47:18Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:20Okay, dude.
00:47:22Jules was mine first.
00:47:23I dumped her, okay?
00:47:25It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:28Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:32Okay, alright.
00:47:34Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:37I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:38By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:48I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:51Deal.
00:47:56You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:59Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:07Eat shit.
00:48:09Hey.
00:48:11Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:14Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:16Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:29Hey.
00:48:36Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:38Uh, I don't know.
00:48:39Jules.
00:48:41You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:44About what?
00:48:45The music in here?
00:48:47Because I think it sucks.
00:48:49Jules.
00:48:51Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:53For real.
00:48:54No contracts and no money.
00:48:55I mean it.
00:48:58I need Jules to come with me.
00:49:00Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:49:02Like I care.
00:49:03I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:08We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:10Have fun.
00:49:12Here.
00:49:13Put this on.
00:49:15I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:23You're crazy.
00:49:24Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:31You're on.
00:49:37Follow me.
00:49:43Let the show begin.
00:49:54You think you're hot shit?
00:49:56Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:50:00Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:50:03Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:10The rules are simple.
00:50:12Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:17And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:34Come on.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:50Come on.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:53Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:55Come on.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:57Come on.
00:50:58Come on.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:00Come on.
00:51:01Come on.
00:51:02Come on.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:23Top that.
00:51:32Top that!
00:52:02You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:52:29Yo, Jason, dude, I need the lady killer special, now.
00:52:59I got you.
00:53:03Here's a tip.
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:11And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:16Mia!
00:53:23Here's the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:28I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:53:36Jules, wait!
00:53:42You look upset.
00:53:45What are you, my therapist?
00:53:47Fuck off!
00:53:48No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:53Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:54:01What is that?
00:54:02A good time.
00:54:04Come on, Jules, don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:10No, thanks.
00:54:13Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:17Nothing tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:21Better play along.
00:54:32Bottoms up.
00:54:35Cheers.
00:54:39Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on.
00:54:41I'm gonna go change.
00:54:46Destiny, have you seen Jules?
00:54:49I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:51Emmett was with her.
00:54:54That little shit!
00:55:02Don't move.
00:55:09What do you think you're doing?
00:55:11Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:13Jules, we both know you want this.
00:55:16Be gentle, just like our first time, remember?
00:55:19Back off.
00:55:21Just relax, baby.
00:55:23Let that E kick in.
00:55:24You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:27Oh, I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:30Let go of me.
00:55:31This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:36Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:40Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:42Jules?
00:55:44Jules, are you in there?
00:55:45Noah, help me!
00:55:51Noah, help me!
00:55:54Emmett, get off of her.
00:55:58You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:56:00What's the big deal now, huh?
00:56:05Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:08She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:10Even if she won't say so.
00:56:18Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:20I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:24Wait, stop!
00:56:31This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:49You look like shit.
00:56:52Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:54All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:57Hey!
00:56:59Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:06Mia, stop.
00:57:09This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:13Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:15Be so fucking for real.
00:57:16Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:19You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:23And you know what?
00:57:26You're coming back to the house with me.
00:57:27Tonight.
00:57:29Mia, sit down.
00:57:31Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:36Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:38Let's go.
00:57:44I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:55Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:58Ow.
00:58:00You're hurt.
00:58:01Let me help you.
00:58:14I don't want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:28I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:30I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:33Really.
00:58:34I didn't take them.
00:58:36You didn't take the pills?
00:58:43You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:46It's twice as fun when I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:58What are you trying to give me?
00:59:04Rocky Road.
00:59:07Ow.
00:59:08Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:59:11How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:16I'm not an asshole.
00:59:18No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:22You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:33Let me show you something.
00:59:44I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:52And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
01:00:00What?
01:00:14I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:16Stop breathing.
01:00:19I need you now.
01:00:40What if somebody sees?
01:00:42Everybody's at the club.
01:00:45I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:15Oh, yeah.
01:01:22Hi, Mrs. Allen.
01:01:24It's Mia.
01:01:25Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:27He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:36Okay, bye.
01:01:50Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:52What are you doing up so early?
01:01:55I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:57I'm ready for another round.
01:02:00Hey, can you knock?
01:02:01Can you put your boner away?
01:02:04Get up.
01:02:05Get up.
01:02:06Get up, get up, get up.
01:02:07Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:09It's worse than a fire.
01:02:13Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:22You're fucking with me.
01:02:24What's the big deal?
01:02:25There's the drugs.
01:02:26And the mess.
01:02:27And you.
01:02:28What about me?
01:02:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:30But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:31Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:36I need to get out of here.
01:02:37I'll hide Jules.
01:02:38I'll distract Mom.
01:02:42Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:44Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:53Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:54Got it.
01:03:04Get your brother.
01:03:06Now.
01:03:13Boy!
01:03:14Boy!
01:03:15Noah!
01:03:20My baby boy.
01:03:22Mom, hi, hey.
01:03:24Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:28Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:03:37Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:47I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:50Oh, she just left.
01:03:55I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:04:00What is that slut doing here?
01:04:05You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:07Get out of this house.
01:04:09Mom.
01:04:10Noah, a little help?
01:04:11Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:19Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:25Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:30Lisa, my second mommy.
01:04:34We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:36Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:40You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:42I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:44I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:45But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:48Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:50Please?
01:05:01My head hurts.
01:05:03Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:05Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:07Oh, thanks.
01:05:15She's better.
01:05:24Water.
01:05:26Water, I need water.
01:05:28Jules?
01:05:30What did you give my mom?
01:05:32Aspirin.
01:05:33Aspirin?
01:05:35It's so hot in here.
01:05:39Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:43No.
01:05:46Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:48Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:51I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:54All right, that's enough.
01:05:55I've got to talk to you.
01:05:56Let's go.
01:05:58Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:06:00Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:06:03No way.
01:06:04You gave her those?
01:06:05I didn't give them.
01:06:06She found them.
01:06:08Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:09Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:11She hates you already.
01:06:12She's going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs.
01:06:16Where did she go?
01:06:32Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:34No way.
01:06:35It feels so good.
01:06:40Oh, wait, no.
01:06:42Help.
01:06:44I'm drowning.
01:06:46Mia, save me.
01:06:48Absolutely not.
01:06:50I'm not going in there.
01:06:52Help.
01:06:54Help.
01:07:09No.
01:07:15You saved me.
01:07:19Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:27I was wrong about you.
01:07:29I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:40Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:44I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:46Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:49Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:52You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:58I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:08:02No feelings, remember?
01:08:10I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:14I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:16I mean it.
01:08:20I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:24When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:29If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:34So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:37Really?
01:08:38When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:53Come with me.
01:08:58I want to give you the money.
01:09:01Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:09:05Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:09I don't know what to say.
01:09:14Just let me take care of you.
01:09:22And tell me that you love me.
01:09:27I don't think I can say it.
01:09:32Let me take care of you.
01:09:34It's the least you can do.
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:40You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:43And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:46I know you do.
01:09:51Good morning, everyone.
01:09:53Oh my God, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:56Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:10:01I was just leaving.
01:10:02You're not leaving, Jules.
01:10:04We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:10After your little sex video was released,
01:10:13at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:17But, after you saved me,
01:10:21all I can say is,
01:10:24welcome to the family!
01:10:30You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:33That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:37I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:42Adios.
01:10:45Bye, Mom.
01:10:50I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:53Good luck with that.
01:10:55I don't need luck.
01:10:57I have a really big brain.
01:11:05There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:12What is this?
01:11:21Ew, what died in here?
01:11:23My manhood.
01:11:26Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:28Really?
01:11:32I don't like to read.
01:11:34It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:36They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:38so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:41That's cheating.
01:11:43Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:11:46Good boy.
01:11:48I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:56I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:59I know, I know.
01:12:01But I've got to work on my presentation
01:12:03for the Lehman internship.
01:12:08What up, lovebirds?
01:12:10Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:13You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:18Who are you?
01:12:21I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:32Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:34What are you doing here?
01:12:36Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:40I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:44The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:47I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:53I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:58Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:13:02I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:13:05and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:10The next intern for Lehman Corp.
01:13:12will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:15And I get bored easy.
01:13:20Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:26Interview starts now.
01:13:28Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:32Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:34Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:36That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:46That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:48He's a total clown.
01:13:51Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:56And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:58But don't you already have enough money?
01:14:01Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:14:03I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:14:06and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:08I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:11and have my own career.
01:14:13And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:16And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:19The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:23Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:14:26Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:33You lied to me.
01:14:35No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:36I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:40I'm sorry.
01:14:44Everybody, let's get the party started!
01:14:56Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:15:03I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:05There's something special about you.
01:15:08You're so beautiful.
01:15:12Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:15I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:17Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:23That'd be me.
01:15:26You're a lucky man.
01:15:27I know.
01:15:32How long is he going to be here?
01:15:35I'll protect you.
01:15:37Look at here, the happy little couple.
01:15:41From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:49Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:52Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:55Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:58Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:16:01What bet?
01:16:06I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:09I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:12That's not true.
01:16:14Yeah, it is.
01:16:16I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:20You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:27I don't want to hear it.
01:16:29Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:36I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:39I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:42I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:45Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:51Chicks, dude.
01:16:53I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:55I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:59I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:17:03You're pathetic.
01:17:05Whatever, dude.
01:17:11What were you thinking?
01:17:13That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:16I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:21You're a sexy girl.
01:17:24You should have a lot of fun.
01:17:26I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:27Then make time.
01:17:29There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:31The boys share their toys.
01:17:34And I want to play with you.
01:17:36I don't want to be played with.
01:17:38If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:42The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:46Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:50What do I have to do?
01:17:53Let me borrow you for the night.
01:18:00In your dreams, perv.
01:18:06Mia.
01:18:08You know where Jules is?
01:18:10You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:12Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:15Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:19Get it through your head.
01:18:20I want to be with Jules.
01:18:22Why do you like her so much?
01:18:24I don't like her.
01:18:27I love her.
01:18:31You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:34For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:36You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:38Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:40Found your girlfriend.
01:18:53If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:57Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in.
01:19:00We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:19:04My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:07Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:11Damn, you were great.
01:19:14Just one kiss.
01:19:16That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:26Don't play hard to get!
01:19:34Get off of her.
01:19:40Get off of her.
01:19:42Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:45If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:47You wouldn't dare.
01:19:51You little shit!
01:19:52You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:54Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:19:56because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:58than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:20:01You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:20:04You want to mess with me?
01:20:05You want to mess with me?
01:20:06Yeah, why don't you sue me,
01:20:07and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:10who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:12You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:14Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:16Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:28How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:32How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:34It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:36Don't lie to me.
01:20:37I saw you kissing back.
01:20:44I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:46You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:48You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:50so why does it matter?
01:20:53Tell him that he's a good kisser,
01:20:55and you want him right now.
01:20:57Tell him you love him.
01:20:59It matters,
01:21:00because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:11You're fired.
01:21:12Get out of my house.
01:21:28You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:34You never belonged with us,
01:21:36and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:39I played you, and I won.
01:21:42This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:45Oh, honey,
01:21:47this has everything to do with me.
01:21:53I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:57and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:22:01and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:05I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:12You thought you were better than me,
01:22:15but I always win.
01:22:17All I fucking do is win.
01:22:26A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:36Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:41It's too late.
01:22:48Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:52Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:56That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:59You lose everything.
01:23:01Oh, God.
01:23:06Can I help you?
01:23:08What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:11My dad cut me off after a Los Angeles Lehman internship.
01:23:15I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:21Do you need anything?
01:23:29I'm sorry.
01:23:31I'm sorry.
01:23:33I'm sorry.
01:23:38I have a big tip for you.
01:23:41Seriously?
01:23:43Smile more.
01:23:52This money feels dirty.
01:23:54I never want to see this check again.
01:24:04Miss me?
01:24:09Miss me?
01:24:18Get lost.
01:24:20I deserve that.
01:24:24Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:24:27And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:35This morning, I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:49It's yours, Jules.
01:24:51It's all yours.
01:24:53But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:25:02Another condition?
01:25:04What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:07Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:25:10No.
01:25:12But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight...
01:25:22...at 8 p.m.
01:25:24And I want you to wear this.
01:25:39What are you doing here?
01:25:41Noah told me to come.
01:25:43Really? Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:46Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:51He's proposing to you?
01:25:53When did you two get back together?
01:25:55Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:57But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:26:00And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:04I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you...
01:26:08...Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:13Mia! Jules!
01:26:15I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:17Why did you invite me here?
01:26:19To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:22Propose?
01:26:24Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:26Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:26:29Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:32Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:39How did you know about that?
01:26:41Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:43And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:46You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:50Okay. Fine.
01:26:53Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:57But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:27:01What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:27:03Actually, that's my job.
01:27:05Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:08What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:11These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:27:14Daddy!
01:27:15Bye, Mia.
01:27:18If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:23That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:28Everybody!
01:27:31What is he doing?
01:27:36I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:43And here are my secrets.
01:27:47I scream when I see spiders. I do.
01:27:51And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:58And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights.
01:28:00Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:28:03And I have one more secret.
01:28:07Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:12And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:14Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:16I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:41I am stupidly in love with you.
01:29:11I am stupidly in love with you.
01:29:17Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:20I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:24Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:35Of course I do.
01:29:37Now, let's party.
01:29:41Let's party.