Triple Life With My Billionaire Crush
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00:00Americano alpine water.
00:02Iced mocha.
00:17I need all of these.
00:20ASAP.
00:28Your total is $130.
00:30Cash or credit?
00:32Um...
00:36You can't pay?
00:38You ordered 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:40Just, uh, give me one moment to make a quick phone call.
00:43I'm sorry.
00:44Forget it. Your order's cancelled.
00:46Probably never had a bowl of melon bean in your life.
00:49Next, please.
00:52Thanks.
00:56James, hi.
00:58I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet.
01:02Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:04Thanks.
01:11Your order's been taken care of.
01:13Uh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
01:16My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:19Don't worry about it.
01:20You look like you really know your coffee.
01:22You know, my hotel? Right across the street.
01:25Why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your little bean?
01:30Ew, uh, no. Thank you. I'm fine.
01:33And...
01:35Don't play coy.
01:37You are clearly looking for it.
01:39Let's just stop playing games and get down to it.
01:44You filthy whore!
01:46How dare you!
01:50I'm sorry.
02:05I just have to apologize for my delay.
02:07What is it you want to do? You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:12After careful evaluation, we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment.
02:17The lawyer's on the way and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:21No, I just...
02:23We're acquisition under 10 million. There's really no need for you to show up.
02:27James, I just forgot my wallet and I needed money for the coffees.
02:31Money for the coffee?
02:35Are you two delusional?
02:37You thought you were buying this whole coffee?
02:39You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop?
02:42This is one of the hottest cafes in all of L.A.
02:45This guy?
02:46Just some creep who tried to get yancy with me.
02:49He paid for the coffees. $130.
02:52Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:04There's just no need for so much.
03:06I was just helping the lady out.
03:08Consider this an advance for your medical bills. Get him.
03:16Thank you, James. I'm going to get back to work now.
03:20Not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else.
03:22Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
03:25Under any means necessary.
03:27James, I have never met the guy.
03:30And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
03:32Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
03:34I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
03:37If you insist.
03:38But I do apologize about this.
03:40What are you going to do with us?
03:41All right, here we go.
03:42No, James, what? What? Are you actually kidnapping me?
03:45Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something?
03:48I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
03:50Hey, put me down.
03:51Hey, I can walk you. No. Put me down.
03:53Put me down. I can walk you. No.
03:56Put me down.
03:58Oh, my darling, what happened?
04:00Why are you such a mess?
04:01Hurry, go get dressed.
04:04Hey, I can walk you. No.
04:05Go.
04:07Go.
04:30I'm so nervous.
04:31Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
04:34Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
04:37I've only seen him in the paper, but he's here.
04:41I get to meet him.
04:42You're so lucky.
04:44Every woman wishes she could be you.
04:46I don't know.
04:47And you know what? I don't care.
04:49I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:56Speak of the handsome devil.
05:00Hello, boss.
05:01Oh, yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
05:03I have the files ready to deliver whenever you're ready.
05:07Yes, sir.
05:12Aurora.
05:13Don't run, please.
05:14It's your engagement.
05:15Just wait for your fiancé.
05:17Guy isn't even here yet?
05:18No, no.
05:19It's just one elaborate charade.
05:20I have work to do.
05:21Yes.
05:34Yes, mother?
05:35Wesley, dear, where are you?
05:37This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
05:42Now get here quickly.
05:43I know what I have to do, mother.
05:45And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
06:04Oh, hi.
06:05I think I just saw your daughter run off.
06:08Beautiful figure from behind.
06:10Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
06:12Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
06:14Well, it's just a formality at this point.
06:17It's meant to be.
06:18He'll meet eventually.
06:19Right, right.
06:20Good things come to those who wait.
06:22Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
06:25James.
06:28Contract.
06:30Pen.
06:31It's en bloc.
06:34No problem.
06:35Let me just take off my latest limited Partier first.
06:59Boss?
07:00Wesley?
07:02Oh, no.
07:03I forgot to change.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I, I...
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29Wesley.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31I'm so sorry.
07:32Wesley.
07:34Wesley.
07:35Wesley.
07:38Wesley.
07:46My son is incredibly disciplined.
07:49He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
07:55He prides himself on being untouchable.
07:58Untouchable.
08:00My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
08:02And she has little to no dating experience.
08:04In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
08:10How do you want to date?
08:31How do you want to date?
08:33How do you want to date?
08:49Okay.
08:50The good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
08:53The bad news is I slept with my crush.
08:56What will you think of me?
08:58Oh God, he's gorgeous.
09:26I felt every inch of the back in the dark, but seeing really is believing.
09:33Yo, Max, I need your help, man.
09:46I think I was drugged.
09:48I don't know.
09:49My coffee?
09:50There was a woman here, I'm pretty sure.
09:54Yeah, she stayed the night.
09:56What's he gonna say about him?
09:58Did he enjoy it as much as I did?
10:01Just go find her, okay?
10:02I can't let her go.
10:26How can you be eating at a time like this?
10:31Hmm?
10:32Are you listening to me?
10:33Yes, you just slept with your boss.
10:34So what?
10:35I mean, that's all the reason why he started working with you, right?
10:36So stop pretending like you're struggling and you're eating pizza, but you didn't see
10:37his face when he said find that woman.
10:38He was terrifying.
10:39I just...
10:40You're lying.
10:41Listen, you were all dolled up last night, completely unrecognizable from your usual
10:53self, so he's not going to recognize that you're the same woman that he slept with.
10:57Besides, if he did, he wouldn't be calling you right now.
11:07Hello, sir?
11:08Come to my office.
11:09Now.
11:10Come in here.
11:41What's that?
11:45Uh, bug bites.
11:49Bug bites.
11:50Let me see your hand.
12:07I didn't hit you, I swear.
12:10Sure.
12:11Yeah, it was the woman from last night.
12:14Maybe it...
12:17Maybe you were drunk and she was trying to wake you up and, you know, help you, you know?
12:21And how would you know that?
12:25Because I am a woman, and therefore I know how women think.
12:31Maybe it was someone who's been into you for like a really long time, because, you know,
12:36you're just a really impressive guy.
12:37You probably have a line ten miles long of women dying to meet you, and you let one in,
12:41and that's okay.
12:42That happens.
12:43It's me.
12:44Maybe that's what happened.
12:45All right, there are still no leads, so...
12:48That's great.
12:49I mean, what a pity.
12:52If only there were some leads.
12:55I have a lead, boss.
12:56I found the shoe underneath the bed.
12:58Must be from a woman from that night.
13:00Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night.
13:02One of them has a shoe.
13:06What?
13:27If Wesley Ashford, youngest man on the Forbes 100 list,
13:32wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper,
13:34then I will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper.
13:39This is my Cinderella story.
13:41Easy, princess.
13:42High blood pressure causes swelling, and you're naturally already bloated.
13:47Besides, this prince is mine.
13:50Today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny.
13:58This shoe is a size 7, and I am only two sizes up.
14:02And nobody said anything about Padworth.
14:06All you little idiots are banking on thermal expansion.
14:10Just wait until I am Miss Wesley Ashford.
14:28God, there's so many of them.
14:30What's that guy doing here?
14:32They all claim to have been present and have proof of entry.
14:34Sir, you were drugged.
14:35It takes some serious strength to give you that mark.
14:37Can't rule out men just yet.
14:39Um, all right.
14:41Well, uh, what are they doing?
14:43They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction
14:45to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe.
14:48Wesley!
14:49Wesley!
14:50Wesley!
14:51Wesley!
14:52Wesley!
14:53Wesley!
14:54Wesley!
14:55Wesley!
14:57I found you!
14:58Next!
14:59Me!
15:00No, I wasn't working.
15:01I just swept my feet.
15:08Too big.
15:09Next.
15:13Too small.
15:14Had a little too much salt for lunch.
15:16Next.
15:17Wait.
15:18Excuse me.
15:19Not when your time is up.
15:20Hello, boys.
15:21Wesley.
15:22Your wifey has arrived.
15:25And she will be your wifey in three, two...
15:30It must be the socks.
15:32Let me take them out.
15:36I just got a fresh pedicure.
15:38It's so beautiful.
15:39We can talk over lunch.
15:40It's...
15:45It fits!
15:46Cheater!
15:47Invalid.
15:48Next.
15:49I'm wearing the socks to try on the glass slipper.
15:53The fashion faux pas.
15:54I'd like to know that she's not hers.
15:58Well, why don't you try it?
16:02Well, why don't you try it?
16:10Okay.
16:11Yeah.
16:23Wait.
16:26It's my turn.
16:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:39Sorry I'm late.
16:44You can stop all this now.
16:45I'm here.
16:46And who are you?
16:47The woman you love.
16:48I'm your wife.
16:49I'm your wife.
16:50I'm your wife.
16:52And who are you?
16:53The woman you're looking for, obviously.
16:55Wesley!
16:56How could you forget our insatiable night together?
17:00You were looking so handsome in that new suit.
17:04It's too bad we ruined it.
17:05Wait.
17:06This is all about wine on a stamp?
17:11Wesley Ashford, you sly dog.
17:13You have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn.
17:18Who are you?
17:19Who I am is not as important as who I am.
17:21I'm Burton.
17:22The Burton family?
17:24Burton's butler's sister.
17:29James has a sister and she's a bitch?
17:32So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
17:35Check out her bag.
17:36You do have one like that too?
17:39Not anymore.
17:40I got rid of it during a cleanse before I started working here.
17:44You were so forward that night.
17:47I mean, as soon as you saw me, you kissed me.
17:51I was so startled that I slapped you.
17:53That only made you bolder.
17:55I couldn't help myself.
17:57I was wet and willing and you were a beast.
18:00I'm sorry, ma'am, but this just sounds like some online misconnections madness.
18:04We're gonna need a little more concrete evidence.
18:06I wasn't finished.
18:09And neither were you.
18:11Until I licked that scar.
18:13You like your scar licked?
18:14I can lick the scar all day.
18:17Her?
18:18It was me.
18:19But how did she know all the dirty details?
18:23Is she spying on us?
18:27Enough!
18:28If what you're saying is true, then I guess I have to take responsibility.
18:32Yes, you will.
18:34Do what you must.
18:35Come to your senses.
18:38I thought you implied that he was going to be murdering this mysterious woman.
18:42But it sounds like he's going to be marrying her.
18:44How you really dropped the ball on this one, Aurora.
18:47How the hell was I supposed to know?
18:49And also, how did that woman know all of those details about my secret suscavade?
18:53Wait, so that was all a point?
18:56You're telling me that was Leslie's real refrain behind all of this?
19:00I don't know.
19:01I don't know.
19:02I don't know.
19:03I don't know.
19:04I don't know.
19:05I don't know.
19:06I don't know.
19:08That was all a point?
19:09That was all a point!
19:10What are we going to do?
19:11Well, if you want concrete evidence, maybe you could give some detailed details.
19:16But also, to be honest, you do have a future.
19:21And you can forget all of this and just go back to your fiancee.
19:24Brainy, I can't.
19:26I'm in love with my boss!
19:28What boss?
19:31What boss?
19:32Uh, uh, we're talking about the guy that works at the taco truck in the parking lot.
19:39Yeah, yeah, the burrito guy. He's really muscular and handsome.
19:43Plus, he can cook, so we were talking about going to say hi.
19:46Let's go!
19:47Yeah, yeah, let's go!
19:53Max, is there a taco truck in the parking lot?
19:56If you like Aurora so much, why don't you tell her?
20:00Whoa.
20:01Since when are you so in touch with your human emotions?
20:04Doesn't that go against your programming?
20:06Data shows that men have an 11% higher advantage in pursuing women than women do in men.
20:12If you need, I can come up with an action plan.
20:14Oh, no need. I'm already very well versed in the art of the pursuit.
20:18Now, Max, set a reminder to visit the taco truck tomorrow.
20:29So many people. Which one is the boss?
20:41Oh, Wesley, darling. Fancy meeting you here.
20:45Guess I'm not the only one from high society who likes to rough it with the local proletarian.
20:50No, that one's not handsome. He'd be the boss they were talking about.
21:00Hey, Aurora, how are you doing?
21:02Hey, Noah.
21:03Good to see you.
21:04You too.
21:08See you, mama.
21:09The usual?
21:10You know me.
21:12Hi, sir. I would like to buy everything you have on your menu.
21:18What? Wesley, for me?
21:20I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu,
21:25but I couldn't possibly do all of that.
21:28You just spoil me to death.
21:30Well, I have her first, and then I have people behind you.
21:33You guys had a wait in line.
21:35Well, I'll have you know, sir, that this place violates many regulations.
21:40Yeah, I own most of the buildings here, and therefore this is my parking lot,
21:43so you better find a different place to park your taco truck.
21:47What are you talking about?
21:48Well, because of the conflict of interest, clearly.
21:52Because of the conflict of interest, clearly.
21:54Your relationship with Aurora, that just can't happen.
21:57What relationship?
21:59What's he talking about relationship?
22:03Okay.
22:04Wesley, how about you focus on your own relationship and leave us alone, okay?
22:16Mom.
22:17Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll meet up with him.
22:19I'll clear things up. It's fine.
22:20Fine. Since it's already arranged, we'll finally be able to clear this up.
22:26Your daughter is going to love my son.
22:28A true gentleman.
22:30Deeply influenced by his British grandfather, an Earl.
22:36Well, Aurora, it seems like your lunch has long been over,
22:39and yet you're still hanging out with this guy.
22:41What is it, the muscles?
22:42I got those, too. See?
22:44What are you...
22:45See, look. Get a load of this.
22:46He dresses impeccably.
22:49Oh, you muscles.
22:50Butting his shirt up every time he talks.
22:55Huh?
22:56My daughter is so soft-spoken.
22:58I've never heard her raise her voice to anyone.
23:01I think the two of them will have a very peaceful, harmonious life together.
23:05What?
23:06It looks like you have all those freaking burritos all around you.
23:09Just take a load of that.
23:15Mom, we need a green car. Okay, got it.
23:19Hi.
23:27Hi.
23:31Hi.
23:37Mom, what are you doing?
23:39You listen, boss.
23:40Could they answer on their own?
23:42Damn it!
23:43That boy's getting too cocky.
23:44We need to end it, now.
23:46Keep looking.
23:48Get off!
23:51What are you trying to do?
23:52Get me all hot and bothered?
23:55I know we're engaged, but that was completely out of the line.
23:58Miss, first of all, you got in my car.
24:01Whatever. This is not going to work.
24:03I'm going to call my attorney, get this contract canceled.
24:08Don't do that, because I kind of like you.
24:10What?
24:11You just met me.
24:13You're gorgeous.
24:15And lively.
24:16And you have zero interest in me, which makes you 100% my type.
24:20What did you just say?
24:22I'm saying you're perfect.
24:25Whatever.
24:26I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else.
24:30Oh.
24:31Someone else's girl.
24:33Even better.
24:36Just cut the crap. Drive.
24:39Alright.
24:40Bye-bye.
24:47Boss, your face.
24:50Someone was just excited to see me.
24:58You got an arm on you.
24:59I like a woman who can land a hard hit.
25:02Try that again. See if you can stand by that statement.
25:06Now, you told me you're going to take me to my lawyer's office.
25:10What else?
25:11I'm not hungry. I just want to get this whole thing finished, okay?
25:15I know what you mean.
25:24Wait, is this the Moretti Family Restaurant?
25:30Oh my God. Are you one of them?
25:33I am so sorry.
25:35If I had known that you were one of those useless freeloaders,
25:39I would have put a definitive end to this case.
25:42I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner.
25:45I mean, the only one of you worth a damn is that adopted brother of yours, Leo, or something.
25:52I've seen the news.
25:53He's made quite the name for himself.
25:55Bad boy with big ideas and a big heart.
26:00I think that they're a lesson for him.
26:06Well, it doesn't matter if I'm one of them.
26:09I'm becoming a member of the Burton Family.
26:11Pay the honor.
26:15It's my pleasure to be engaged to you.
26:18Sorry, wait. So you're refusing to cancel the engagement?
26:22Come on, man. Name your price.
26:25You're engaged?
26:28You're engaged?
26:34Why is she everywhere?
26:35Whoa, what are you doing here? Aren't you still locked in at work?
26:38And who's this guy?
26:40I thought you were listening in on our conversation.
26:43I'm her husband.
26:44Uh, it's fiancé. We're not married yet.
26:47So you're actually engaged. Since when?
26:51Right now. You have your date and I have mine.
26:56What's your name again?
26:58Oh, well, as you may know, my name's Moretti. Leo Moretti.
27:04What? You're the good Moretti that I was just complimenting?
27:16Aurora, is it? You work for My Wesley?
27:19Congrats on your engagement. You make a beautiful couple.
27:22Shall we join you?
27:23Oh, you know, never mind. We're just here for a drink anyways. We have a big lunch.
27:27But, you know, My Wesley wanted a day out on the town, so here we are.
27:32Unfortunately, we don't allow you to buy drinks without the additional purchase of food.
27:37And since you're not hungry, we're closed for a private event.
27:41Could you please show these guests out?
27:45Could you please show these guests out?
27:47You...
27:49You...
28:00Well, I believe it's time for 101.
28:03Even if you are, by my own admission, the best of the Morettis, I still can't marry you.
28:11Why not?
28:12It's too complicated. Your family and everything you're involved with.
28:16I mean, I can't be associated with criminals.
28:19And... and... um...
28:24I'm in love with someone else.
28:26It's that man from earlier, right?
28:31See, even the whole world can see it except the idiot himself.
28:35What a lucky man.
28:38Boss, we just got a job. A squirrel in the white seeking revenge for a broken family.
28:43Only absolute vermin claw their way into other people's lives.
28:46Take care of it.
28:49Oh, but that's just business. I hope that didn't scare you too much.
28:54Even if you are helping people, you are still involved in illicit activities.
28:59I don't even know why my mother considered you a potential match in the first place.
29:13No need.
29:15Mom, I understand you want to see me get married, but you can't just sign me away. This is a mob boss.
29:19A mob boss? What? I'm calling him. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
29:25Mia, I need to see you. Bring your son.
29:30Darling, just one second.
29:32I'm sorry.
29:33I'm sorry.
29:34I'm sorry.
29:35I'm sorry.
29:36I'm sorry.
29:37I'm sorry.
29:38I'm sorry.
29:39I'm sorry.
29:40I'm sorry.
29:41Darling, just one second.
29:42Uh-huh.
29:43Well, the planes went into the wrong cargo bay, so the...
29:46I'll be back.
29:47Yeah.
29:59It's her.
30:00It's her.
30:01Damn.
30:02That woman.
30:03I can't let Wesley sleep on a date with Leo again. He'll be hopeless between us.
30:11Oh.
30:12See how lovely my daughter is. She has always wanted to meet you. Finally.
30:19I'm sorry.
30:20I'm sorry.
30:21I'm sorry.
30:22I'm sorry.
30:23I'm sorry.
30:24I'm sorry.
30:25I'm sorry.
30:26I'm sorry.
30:27I'm sorry.
30:28I'm sorry.
30:30Fiona, as lovely as your daughter is from behind, this is getting a little ridiculous.
30:37At least my son has the decency to show up and stay.
30:51Good thing I kept up with my cardio.
30:55Hey.
30:56Why did you run?
30:58I'm just shopping here. What do you mean?
31:01Well, with your eyes and without your glasses, you look just like the woman from that night.