Triple Life With My Billionaire Crush
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00:00Americano alpine water.
00:02Iced mocha.
00:17I need all of these.
00:20ASAP.
00:28Your total is $130.
00:30Cash or credit?
00:32Um...
00:36You can't pay?
00:38You ordered 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:40Just, uh, give me one moment to make a quick phone call.
00:43I'm sorry.
00:44Forget it. Your order's cancelled.
00:46Probably never had a bowl of melon bean in your life.
00:49Next, please.
00:52Thanks.
00:56James, hi.
00:58I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet.
01:02Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:04Thanks.
01:11Your order's been taken care of.
01:13Uh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
01:16My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:19Don't worry about it.
01:20You look like you really know your coffee.
01:22You know, my hotel? Right across the street.
01:25Why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your little bean?
01:30Ew, uh, no. Thank you. I'm fine.
01:33And...
01:35Don't play coy.
01:37You are clearly looking for it.
01:39Let's just stop playing games and get down to it.
01:44You filthy whore!
01:46How dare you!
01:50I'm sorry.
02:05I just have to apologize for my delay.
02:07What is it you want to do? You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:12After careful evaluation, we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment.
02:17The lawyer's on the way and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:21No, I just...
02:23We're acquisition under 10 million. There's really no need for you to show up.
02:27James, I just forgot my wallet and I needed money for the coffees.
02:31Money for the coffee?
02:35Are you two delusional?
02:37You thought you were buying this whole coffee?
02:39You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop?
02:42This is one of the hottest cafes in all of L.A.
02:45This guy?
02:46Just some creep who tried to get yancy with me.
02:49He paid for the coffees. $130.
02:52Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:04There's just no need for so much.
03:06I was just helping the lady out.
03:08Consider this an advance for your medical bills. Get him.
03:16Thank you, James. I'm going to get back to work now.
03:20Not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else.
03:22Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
03:25Under any means necessary.
03:27James, I have never met the guy.
03:30And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
03:32Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
03:34I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
03:37If you insist.
03:38But I do apologize about this.
03:40What are you going to do with us?
03:41All right, here we go.
03:42No, James, what? What? Are you actually kidnapping me?
03:45Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something?
03:48I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
03:50Hey, put me down.
03:51Hey, I can walk you. No. Put me down.
03:53Put me down. I can walk you. No.
03:56Put me down.
03:58Oh, my darling, what happened?
04:00Why are you such a mess?
04:01Hurry, go get dressed.
04:04Hey, I can walk you. No.
04:05Go.
04:07Go.
04:30I'm so nervous.
04:31Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
04:34Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
04:37I've only seen him in the paper, but he's here.
04:41I get to meet him.
04:42You're so lucky.
04:44Every woman wishes she could be you.
04:46I don't know.
04:47And you know what? I don't care.
04:49I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:56Speak of the handsome devil.
05:00Hello, boss.
05:01Oh, yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
05:03I have the files ready to deliver whenever you're ready.
05:07Yes, sir.
05:12Aurora.
05:13Don't run, please.
05:14It's your engagement.
05:15Just wait for your fiancé.
05:17Guy isn't even here yet?
05:18No, no.
05:19It's just one elaborate charade.
05:20I have work to do.
05:21Yes.
05:34Yes, mother?
05:35Wesley, dear, where are you?
05:37This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
05:42Now get here quickly.
05:43I know what I have to do, mother.
05:45And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
06:04Oh, hi.
06:05I think I just saw your daughter run off.
06:08Beautiful figure from behind.
06:10Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
06:12Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
06:14Well, it's just a formality at this point.
06:17It's meant to be.
06:18He'll meet eventually.
06:19Right, right.
06:20Good things come to those who wait.
06:22Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
06:25James.
06:28Contract.
06:30Pen.
06:31It's en bloc.
06:34No problem.
06:35Let me just take off my latest limited Partier first.
06:59Boss?
07:00Wesley?
07:02Oh, no.
07:03I forgot to change.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I, I...
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29Wesley.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31I'm so sorry.
07:32Wesley.
07:34Wesley.
07:35Wesley.
07:38Wesley.
07:46My son is incredibly disciplined.
07:49He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
07:55He prides himself on being untouchable.
07:58Untouchable.
08:00My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
08:02And she has little to no dating experience.
08:04In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
08:10How do you want to date?
08:30Okay, the good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
08:52The bad news is I slept with my crush.
08:55Who will you think of me?
08:58Oh, God.
08:59He's gorgeous.
09:00I hope it's a good one.
09:01Goodbye.
09:02See you later.
09:03Bye.
09:04Good luck.
09:06Good night.
09:07Good night.
09:08Good night.
09:09Good night.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:11Wesley.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13He's incredibly disciplined.
09:14He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
09:19He prides himself on being untouchable.
09:22Oh God, he's gorgeous. I felt every inch of that back in the dark, but seeing really is believing.
09:44Yo, Max, I need your help, man. I think I was drugged. I don't know, my coffee?
09:52There was a woman here, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, she stayed the night.
09:56What's he gonna say about him? Did he enjoy it as much as I did?
10:01Just go find her, okay? I can't let her go.
10:22How can you be eating at a time like this? Are you listening to me?
10:33Yes, you slept with your boss. So what? I mean, that's the only reason why he started working with you, right?
10:38Stop pretending like you're struggling and you're eating meat.
10:43But you didn't see his face when he said, find that woman. He was terrifying. I just...
10:47You're fine. Listen, you were all dolled up last night, completely unrecognizable from your usual soft self.
10:54So, he's not gonna recognize that you're the same woman that he slept with. Besides, if he did, he would be calling you right now.
11:08Hello, sir? Come to my office. Now.
11:17Come in here.
11:24What's that?
11:46Bug bites.
11:50Bug bites. Let me see your hand.
12:08I didn't hit you, I swear.
12:10Sure. Yeah, it was the woman from last night.
12:14Maybe it... Maybe you were drunk and she was trying to wake you up and, you know, help you, you know?
12:21And how would you know that?
12:25Because I am a woman. And therefore, I know how women think.
12:31Maybe it was someone who's been into you for like a really long time.
12:36Because, you know, you're just a really impressive guy. You probably have a line ten miles long of women dying to meet you.
12:41And you let one in. And that's okay. That happens. It's me. Maybe that's what happened.
12:46All right, there are still no leads, so...
12:49That's great. I mean, what a pity. If only there were some leads.
12:56I have a lead, boss. I found a shoe in the bed. It must be from a woman from that night.
13:00Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night. One of them has a shoe.
13:11You
13:27If Wesley Ashford, youngest man on the Forbes 100 list, wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper,
13:34then I will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper.
13:39This is my Cinderella story.
13:41Easy, princess. High blood pressure causes swelling and you're naturally already bloated.
13:47Besides, this prince is mine.
13:50Today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny.
13:57This shoe is a size seven and I am only two sizes up.
14:02And nobody said anything about padding.
14:06All you little idiots are banking on thermal expansion.
14:10Just wait until I am Miss Wesley Ashford.
14:27My God, there's so many of them.
14:30What's that guy doing here?
14:32Y'all claim to have been present and have proof of entry.
14:34Sir, you were drugged. It takes some serious strength to give you that mark.
14:37Can't rule out men just yet.
14:40Um, all right. Well, uh...
14:42What are they doing?
14:43They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe.
14:48Wesley!
14:49Wesley!
14:50Wait!
14:51Wesley!
14:52Wesley!
14:53I love you!
14:54I love you!
14:55I love you!
14:56I love you!
14:57I love you!
14:58I love you!
14:59Next!
15:00Next!
15:01I just took my feet.
15:09Too big.
15:10Next.
15:14Too small.
15:15Had a little too much salt for lunch.
15:17Next.
15:18Wait.
15:19Hey, not when your time is up.
15:21Hello, boys.
15:22Wesley.
15:23Your wifey has arrived.
15:26And she will be your wifey in three, two...
15:31It must be the socks.
15:33Let me take them out.
15:37I just got a fresh pedicure. It's so beautiful.
15:39We can talk over lunch.
15:46It's a cheater!
15:48Invalid.
15:49Next.
15:50Wearing socks to try on a glass slipper?
15:53The fashion faux pas enough to know the shoe's not hers?
15:58Well, why don't you try it?
16:02Well, why don't you try it?
16:10Okay.
16:19Next.
16:21Next.
16:23Next.
16:25Next.
16:27Next.
16:28Wait.
16:30It's my turn.
16:37Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:43Sorry I'm late.
16:48You can stop all this now. I'm here.
16:50And who are you?
16:52The woman you're looking for, obviously.
16:55Wesley.
16:56How could you forget our insatiable night together?
17:00You were looking so handsome in that new suit.
17:03It's too bad we ruined it.
17:05Wait, this is all about wine on a stamp?
17:10Wesley Ashford, you sly dog.
17:13You have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn.
17:17Who are you?
17:18Who I am is not as important as who I am.
17:21I'm Burton.
17:22The Burton family?
17:24Burton's butler's sister.
17:29James has a sister and she's a bitch?
17:32So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
17:35Check out her bag.
17:37You do have one like that too?
17:39Not anymore. I got rid of it during a cleanse before I started working here.
17:45You were so forward that night.
17:48I mean, as soon as you saw me, you kissed me.
17:51I was so startled that I slapped you.
17:54That only made you bolder.
17:56I couldn't help myself.
17:58I was wet and willing and you were a beast.
18:01I'm sorry, ma'am, but this just sounds like some online misconnection madness.
18:05We're gonna need a little more concrete evidence.
18:07I wasn't finished.
18:09And neither were you.
18:11Until I licked that scar.
18:13You like your scar lick?
18:14I can lick the scar all night.
18:17Her?
18:18It was me.
18:20But how did she know all the dirty details?
18:23Is she spying on us?
18:27Enough!
18:28If what you're saying is true, then I guess I have to take responsibility.
18:32Yes, you will.
18:34Do what you must.
18:36Come to your senses.
18:44I thought you implied that he was going to be murdering this mysterious woman.
18:48But it sounds like he's going to be marrying her.
18:50How you really dropped the ball on this one, Aurora.
18:53How the hell was I supposed to know?
18:55And also, how did that woman know all of those details about my secret so escapade?
18:59Wait, so that was all a point?
19:02You're telling me that was Leslie's real refrain behind closed doors?
19:06That's not the point.
19:07What are we gonna do?
19:09Well, if you want concrete evidence,
19:11Well, if you want concrete evidence,
19:13maybe you can give some detailed details.
19:16But also, to be honest,
19:19you do have a future.
19:21And you can forget all of this and just go back to your fiance.
19:24Brainy, I can't!
19:26I'm in love with my boss!
19:28What boss?
19:31What boss?
19:34Uh, we're talking about the guy that works at the chocolate truck in the parking lot?
19:39Yeah, yeah, the burrito guy.
19:41He's really muscular and handsome.
19:43And plus, he can cook, so we're talking about going to say hi.
19:47Let's go!
19:48Yeah, yeah, let's go!
19:53Max, is there a taco truck in the parking lot?
19:56If you like Aurora so much, why don't you tell her?
20:00Whoa.
20:01Since when are you so in touch with your human emotions?
20:04Doesn't that go against your programming?
20:06Data shows that men have an 11% higher advantage in pursuing women than women do in men.
20:12If you need, I can come up with an action plan.
20:14Oh, no need.
20:16I'm already very well versed in the art of pursuit.
20:18Now, Max, set a reminder to visit the taco truck tomorrow.
20:37So many people.
20:39Which one is the boss?
20:40Oh, Wesley, darling.
20:43Fancy meeting you here.
20:45Guess I'm not the only one from high society who likes to rough it with the local proletarian.
20:49No, that one's not handsome.
20:51He'd be the boss they were talking about.
21:02Hey, Aurora, how you doing?
21:04Hey, Noah.
21:05Good to see you.
21:06You too.
21:10See you, mama.
21:12The usual?
21:13You know me.
21:15Hi, sir.
21:16I would like to buy everything you have on your menu.
21:21What? Wesley, for me?
21:23I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu,
21:27but I couldn't possibly do all of that.
21:30You just spoil me to death.
21:32Well, I have her first, and then I have people behind you.
21:35You guys gotta wait in line.
21:37Well, I'll have you know, sir, that this place violates many regulations.
21:42Yeah, I own most of the buildings here, and therefore this is my parking lot,
21:46so you better find a different place to park your taco truck.
21:49What are you talking about?
21:50Well, because of the conflict of interest, clearly.
21:54Your relationship with Aurora. That just can't happen.
21:57What relationship?
21:58What's he talking about relationship?
22:00Relationship.
22:03Okay, Wesley, how about you focus on your own relationship and leave us alone, okay?
22:16Mom.
22:17Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll meet up with him. I'll clear things up. It's fine.
22:20Fine. Since it's already arranged, we'll finally be able to clear this up.
22:26Your daughter is going to love my son.
22:28A true gentleman.
22:30Deeply influenced by his British grandfather, an Earl.
22:36Well, Aurora, it seems like your lunch has long been over,
22:39and yet you're still hanging out with this guy.
22:41What is it, the muscles?
22:42I got those, too. See?
22:44What are you doing?
22:45See, look. Get a load of this.
22:46He dresses impeccably.
22:49Oh, you lost me, sweetheart.
22:50Butting his shirt up every time you talk.
22:55Huh?
22:56My daughter is so soft-spoken.
22:59I've never heard her raise her voice to anyone.
23:01I think the two of them will have a very peaceful, harmonious life together.
23:05What?
23:06It looks like you have all those freaking burritos all around you.
23:09Just take a load of that.
23:15Mom, we need a green car, okay? Got it.
23:27Hi.
23:31Hi.
23:37Mom, what are you doing?
23:39You need to see him, boss.
23:40Get the answer on your own.
23:42Damn it!
23:43That boy's getting too cocky.
23:44We need to end it now.
23:46Keep looking.
23:48Get off!
23:51What are you trying to do?
23:53Get me all hot and bothered?
23:56I know we're engaged, but that was completely out of line.
23:59Listen, first of all, you got in my car.
24:02Whatever. This is not going to work.
24:04I'm going to call my attorney, get this contract cancelled.
24:08Don't do that, because I kind of like you.
24:11What?
24:12You just met me.
24:14You're gorgeous.
24:15You're lively.
24:17You have zero interest in me, which makes you 100% my type.
24:21What did you just say?
24:23I'm saying you're perfect.
24:25Whatever.
24:26I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else.
24:31Someone else's girl?
24:33Even better.
24:36Cut the crap. Drive.
24:39All right.
24:40Bye-bye.
24:48Boss, your face.
24:51Someone is just excited to see me.
24:56You got an arm on you.
24:59I like a woman who can land a hard hit.
25:02Try that again. See if you can stand by that statement.
25:06Now, you told me you're going to take me to my lawyer's office.
25:10What else?
25:11I'm not hungry. I just want to get this whole thing finished, okay?
25:18I know what you mean.
25:26Wait, is this the Moretti Family Restaurant?
25:32Oh, my God. Are you one of them?
25:35I am so sorry.
25:37If I had known that you were one of those useless freeloaders,
25:41I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner.
25:45I mean, the only one of you worth a damn is that adopted brother of yours, Leo, or something.
25:50I've seen the news.
25:52I've seen the news.
25:53He's made quite the name for himself.
25:55Bad boy with big ideas and a big heart.
25:59You could learn a lesson from him.
26:06Well, it doesn't matter if I'm one of them.
26:09Becoming a member of the Burton Family would be an honor.
26:15It's my pleasure to be engaged to you.
26:18Sorry, wait. So you're refusing to cancel the engagement?
26:22Come on, man. Name your price.
26:25You're engaged?
26:28You're engaged?
26:34Why is she everywhere?
26:36Whoa, what are you doing here? Aren't you still locked in at work?
26:39And who's this guy?
26:41I thought you were listening in on our conversation.
26:44I'm her husband.
26:45Fiancé.
26:46We're not married yet.
26:48So you're actually engaged. Since when?
26:51Right now. You have your date and I have mine.
26:57What's your name again?
26:58Oh, well, as you may know, my name's Moretti.
27:02Leo Moretti.
27:04What? You're the good Moretti that I was just complimenting?
27:16Aurora, is it? You work for My Wesley?
27:19Congrats on your engagement. You make a beautiful couple.
27:22Shall we join you?
27:23Oh, you know, never mind. We're just here for a drink anyways. We have a big lunch.
27:28But, you know, My Wesley wanted a day out on the town, so here we are.
27:32Unfortunately, we don't allow you to buy drinks without the additional purchase of food.
27:37And since you're not hungry, we're closed. We're a private event.
27:41Could you please show these guests out?
27:46You...
27:59Well, I believe it's time for 101.
28:02Even if you are, by my own admission, the best of the Morettis, I still can't marry you.
28:10Why not?
28:11Why not?
28:12It's too complicated. Your family and everything you're involved with.
28:16I mean, I can't be associated with criminals.
28:19And... and...
28:24I'm in love with someone else.
28:26It's that man from earlier, right?
28:31See, even the whole world can see it except the idiot himself.
28:35What a lucky man.
28:38Boss, we just got a job. A squirrel in the white seeking revenge for a broken family.
28:43Only absolute vermin claw their way into other people's lives.
28:46Take care of it.
28:47Yes, sir.
28:49Oh, but that's just business. I hope that didn't scare you too much.
28:54Even if you are helping people, you are still involved in illicit activities.
28:59I don't even know why my mother considered you a potential match in the first place.
29:08A few days later
29:24No need.
29:26Mom, I understand you want to see me get married, but you can't just sign me away. This is a mob boss.
29:30A mob boss? What? I'm calling him. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
29:35Mia, I need to see you. Bring your son.
29:40Darling, just one second. Uh-huh.
29:42Well, the planes went into the wrong cargo bay, so the...
29:58It's her!
30:04It's her!
30:05Damn!
30:06That woman!
30:07I can't let Wesley sleep on a date with Leo again. He'll be hopeless between us.
30:15Oh, see how lovely my daughter is. She has always wanted to meet you. Finally.
30:23Fiona, as healthy as your daughter is, she's not going to let you down.
30:28Finally.
30:32Fiona, as healthy as your daughter is from behind, this is getting a little ridiculous.
30:37At least my son has the decency to show up and stay.
30:52Good thing I kept up with my cardio.
30:55Hey, why did you run?
30:58I'm just shopping here. What do you mean?
31:01Well, with your eyes and without your glasses, you look just like the woman from that night.