Summer Situationship Completed EngSub 2024 Short Drama
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:20their guts.
00:00:21For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:24You two are hooking up.
00:00:25We're not hooking up.
00:00:26Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:27To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:33in their summer home.
00:00:34I need this job.
00:00:36You want your job back?
00:00:37Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:40This money will be yours.
00:00:42Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:46No boners.
00:00:47No feelings.
00:00:48I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:50Like what you see?
00:00:52After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:56I'm going to tell you I'm a good man.
00:00:57Get off of her.
00:00:58Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:01:01Tell him you love him.
00:01:02I need that money more than I want you.
00:01:04Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:07I'm going to make you all pay in hell.
00:01:10Leah, stop.
00:01:11Help me!
00:01:12Get off of her!
00:01:13Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:16Tell me that you want to give up the money, and tell me that you love me.
00:01:27You drive me crazy!
00:01:30I drive you crazy?
00:01:31That's funny!
00:01:32You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:33If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:39their guts.
00:01:40For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:48Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:50I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:52Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:54This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:57The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:02:02ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:05I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:08Clean it up, maid.
00:02:16I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:21And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:25That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:28I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:38I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:42I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:44Right, Emmett?
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:51Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:05Am I dreaming?
00:03:07No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:17Noah?
00:03:18What the hell's going on?
00:03:20Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:26And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:29Destiny?
00:03:30Hmm?
00:03:31Is that what happened?
00:03:32That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:34Shut the fuck up, or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:40Why do you even care?
00:03:42She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:48before things got out of hand.
00:03:52Mia?
00:03:53Hmm?
00:03:54Give me your phone.
00:03:55What?
00:03:56Give me your phone.
00:03:57No.
00:03:58It's right here.
00:03:59I got you.
00:04:02I thought Noah hated me.
00:04:04Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:08If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:13Noah.
00:04:14Open it.
00:04:22I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:25You didn't have to do that.
00:04:27I know.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:40Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:42Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:43Dude, we can't.
00:04:44Yes, we can.
00:04:45No, we can't.
00:04:46This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:48Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:52Wake up, slut.
00:04:53Show's over.
00:04:54Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:56Fine by me.
00:04:57I'll be by the pool.
00:04:58Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:05:02I'm it.
00:05:06I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:10You have to save her.
00:05:14Jules?
00:05:15Jules!
00:05:16Come on.
00:05:17Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:18What do I do?
00:05:19Mouth to mouth.
00:05:20Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:27You okay?
00:05:30Thank God.
00:05:32Alright, let's get you up.
00:05:35I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:39Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:42I'm fine.
00:05:43Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:44You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:49What are you, a stripper?
00:05:51I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:53You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:59And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:07What are you trying to do?
00:06:09Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:11Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:12You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:14I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:21You know what I think?
00:06:23I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:28Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:31Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:34And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:36So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:40You still want me.
00:06:41Is he coming on to me?
00:06:44In your dreams.
00:06:47Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:49We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:52Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:59I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:07:02Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:06And you let her.
00:07:08Did someone say my name?
00:07:10Did someone say my name?
00:07:16You two are hooking up?
00:07:17We're not hooking up.
00:07:19Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25We're not hooking up.
00:07:27Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:30Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:35It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:37Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:41How convenient.
00:07:44Let the girls talk.
00:07:52After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Oh!
00:08:27Ow!
00:08:29Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:32Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:36I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:44Thanks, Noey.
00:08:47Fire her.
00:08:54Fire her.
00:08:58Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:09:01I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:06Noah, she shoved me. And this is my rental too.
00:09:11So, what I say goes.
00:09:15What I say goes.
00:09:25Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:09:32I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:38Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:45Jules.
00:09:48Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:57I want you to take this, okay? It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:10:03I don't want your pity check.
00:10:06My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:08This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:15What are you doing home?
00:10:17I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:19No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:23Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:27I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:32Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this mess.
00:10:37I don't know what you're talking about.
00:10:40I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:42Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this mess.
00:10:46But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:51Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:11:02I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:06Please don't call me that.
00:11:10You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:13I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:17Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:24What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:27I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:30Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:33Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:37I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:40What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:44Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or did you just not get it?
00:11:49Nobody wants you here.
00:11:52I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:56I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:12:00I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:12:04After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:08But I do.
00:12:11What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:15What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:17I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:19No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:25Tell her, Noah.
00:12:27Prove it.
00:12:30I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:33And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:37Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:41And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:45Mia.
00:12:47I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:49Alone.
00:12:51Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:54She really has you by the balls.
00:12:57Don't insult me.
00:12:59Or what?
00:13:01You'll spank me?
00:13:03You can leave now.
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:08You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:15You're right.
00:13:17I'm sorry.
00:13:19I'm sorry.
00:13:21I'm sorry.
00:13:22You're right.
00:13:24Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:28You're fired.
00:13:32You're right.
00:13:34Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:38You're fired.
00:13:45You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:47Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:49Hey, where are you going?
00:13:51Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:52Jules!
00:13:54You can't just leave.
00:13:57You fired me.
00:13:59I can do whatever I want.
00:14:11Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:14Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:21Noah!
00:14:23You come over here.
00:14:24Now!
00:14:29Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:33Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:35Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:38You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:42Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:46Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:51Okay.
00:15:02What are you doing?
00:15:12Guys!
00:15:14What the hell?
00:15:16What the fuck are you?
00:15:21You want your job back?
00:15:23Fuck me.
00:15:28Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:15:31Play along.
00:15:32Why would I do that?
00:15:34You want your job back?
00:15:35You've got to earn it.
00:15:37Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:15:44Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:45Go ahead.
00:15:50You're crazy.
00:15:51I'm committed.
00:15:56Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:16:00You better give me my job back after this.
00:16:02I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:07Noah!
00:16:08Come out right now!
00:16:12Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:16:13Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:16:14Oh, I'm coming!
00:16:15For the third time!
00:16:18Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:19Show me what you got!
00:16:25Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:26Hand me your shirt now!
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:43Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:51You fucking bitch.
00:16:53You can't stay here.
00:16:54You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:56Take it up with Noah.
00:16:58This isn't over.
00:17:00If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:17:05you're wrong.
00:17:08I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:17Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:19You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:21Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:23Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:26Oh, wait.
00:17:27I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:31You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:33Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:35We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:17:37Right?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:39What about it?
00:17:41If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer,
00:17:43you back off the internship.
00:17:45Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:47I'll back off.
00:17:48Internship will be yours.
00:17:50Yeah, she's really going to stay with you
00:17:52with the five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:55You're on.
00:18:03We need to talk.
00:18:08Emmett, get out.
00:18:14Did I get my job back?
00:18:15Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:20To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:22You're nuts.
00:18:23I'm not a hooker.
00:18:25I'm not crazy.
00:18:26And I don't pay for sex.
00:18:29Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:32Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:35Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:37Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:41Done.
00:18:43Pull this off with me,
00:18:44and at the end of the summer,
00:18:45this money will be yours.
00:18:47Give me that.
00:18:48Not yet.
00:18:55Give me that.
00:18:56Not yet.
00:18:57I will give this to you
00:18:58on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:01But until then,
00:19:02this money's mine.
00:19:05This check is enough
00:19:06to save my mom,
00:19:07my house,
00:19:08and my dignity.
00:19:10I don't need it.
00:19:12I don't need it.
00:19:14I don't need it.
00:19:16My house and my dignity.
00:19:19I'll do it.
00:19:22Great.
00:19:27Let's seal the deal.
00:19:35Let's shake on it.
00:19:44Alright.
00:19:45Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:56Rule number one.
00:19:58No boners.
00:20:00You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:20:03You got any other rules,
00:20:04Madam President?
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:08Just one.
00:20:10No feelings.
00:20:12I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:15You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:22Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:26Yeah, I do.
00:20:28I have one.
00:20:31No one touches you but me.
00:20:36You don't own me.
00:20:38Jules,
00:20:39I'm being serious.
00:20:40While we do this,
00:20:41I don't want you hooking up
00:20:42with anybody else.
00:20:43So you really want to be
00:20:45the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:48Oh, I'm the last person
00:20:49you had sex with?
00:20:51Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:53Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:57Let the show begin.
00:21:02Ew.
00:21:04I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:05There's a reason
00:21:06we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:08You kicked me out.
00:21:10Everyone else was on my side.
00:21:13And left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:16Including your little
00:21:17sex tape partner over here.
00:21:19At least I didn't show your dick
00:21:22to the entire world
00:21:23like this skank.
00:21:25Mia.
00:21:27Do not talk to me or Jules
00:21:28like that again.
00:21:30This is my house.
00:21:32And Jules is my...
00:21:38I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:40I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:43Game on.
00:21:45Jason!
00:21:47Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:51Dinner
00:21:53is served.
00:21:58Let's fucking go!
00:22:01Yay!
00:22:09Oops.
00:22:11I spilled.
00:22:12Emmett?
00:22:14You wanna help?
00:22:16Yeah?
00:22:25Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:29Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:22:31but can't take a body shot?
00:22:38Noah,
00:22:39are you thirsty?
00:22:40Are you thirsty?
00:22:46Jules,
00:22:47take your shirt off.
00:23:10Oops.
00:23:12I spilled a little.
00:23:14Jules,
00:23:16I'm still thirsty.
00:23:27Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:30I have to go.
00:23:35I'm sorry.
00:23:37I'm sorry.
00:23:39I'm sorry.
00:23:48If you're still thirsty,
00:23:49Noah,
00:23:50you can take a sip out for me.
00:23:53Choke on it.
00:23:59Don't run away from me.
00:24:04Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:07It was an act, Jules.
00:24:09And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:12You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:24:14you know that?
00:24:15Yeah, I know.
00:24:18Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:20You're shivering.
00:24:23Come here.
00:24:36Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:37I'll take the couch.
00:24:39Okay.
00:25:01What are you doing here?
00:25:02And where is Noah?
00:25:09Are you all sore
00:25:10from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:12Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:14Whatever.
00:25:16I just came by to tell you
00:25:17how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:20Mia's your best friend?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:24People contain multitudes.
00:25:27Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:29She's been jealous of you
00:25:30since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:32And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:36And it looks like you two
00:25:37have a little catching up to do.
00:25:39If you know what I mean.
00:25:50Like what you see?
00:25:55I do, actually.
00:26:07What are you doing?
00:26:09Taking a shower.
00:26:13Remember,
00:26:15no don'ts.
00:26:17You wish.
00:26:24Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:27I'm sorry.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:31I'm sorry.
00:26:33I'm sorry.
00:26:35I'm sorry.
00:26:37I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:39Meet me at the pool.
00:26:52What's with this guy?
00:26:54One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:56Now that we're in front of all these people
00:26:57he's putting on a show.
00:26:58Don't look now,
00:27:00but Mia looks like she's ready
00:27:01to rip your hair out.
00:27:08Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:28I'm not going to let Jules
00:27:29ruin my summer.
00:27:31Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:33when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:35Maybe everybody thinks
00:27:36you guys are friends again.
00:27:38You should definitely let her know
00:27:39that that's not true.
00:27:41You're right.
00:27:43It's time to put
00:27:44everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:50Everyone,
00:27:52I've decided that it's time
00:27:53to take a vote.
00:27:55Everyone must decide
00:27:56right now
00:27:58whether Jules stays
00:28:00or I do.
00:28:02Mia, would you relax?
00:28:04We're not taking a vote.
00:28:05We're not on Survivor,
00:28:06all right?
00:28:08What's Survivor?
00:28:09A show for old people.
00:28:11Ew!
00:28:12It's so boring.
00:28:14I'm kidding.
00:28:16Guys, guys,
00:28:17I'm just kidding.
00:28:20What game is she trying to play?
00:28:22Whatever it is,
00:28:23I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:28Wow,
00:28:30not one of your friends
00:28:31wants me to leave.
00:28:33That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:35Oh, honey,
00:28:37you don't know the meaning
00:28:38of embarrassing.
00:28:43It's time to find out
00:28:44what Jules really said
00:28:45about all of you
00:28:46behind your back.
00:28:49What are you talking about?
00:28:51I never said anything about...
00:28:52Save it.
00:28:54Proof's right here.
00:28:55Proof's right here.
00:28:58And Noah,
00:29:00I saved the best for last.
00:29:02Don't you want to know
00:29:03what Jules said about you?
00:29:07I bet you're dying
00:29:09to find out
00:29:10what your little girlfriend
00:29:11said about you
00:29:12behind your back.
00:29:13I think
00:29:14everyone
00:29:15should find out
00:29:16what Jules really said
00:29:17about them.
00:29:19Oh, Emmett,
00:29:20this one's about you.
00:29:22Emmett is so dumb
00:29:23because he thinks
00:29:24that vegans
00:29:25can't eat pussy.
00:29:27They can?
00:29:29I never said that.
00:29:30Mia did.
00:29:32She's framing me
00:29:33with the text
00:29:34that she sent.
00:29:35Oh,
00:29:36and this one says
00:29:37that Destiny's boob job
00:29:38doesn't even look
00:29:39like it made a difference.
00:29:40Hey,
00:29:41I paid good money for these.
00:29:43Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:45Jules would never say
00:29:46any of those things,
00:29:47all right?
00:29:48Really?
00:29:49Because this one's
00:29:50about you, Noah.
00:29:51She sent this to me
00:29:52after the first time
00:29:54Noah is arrogant,
00:29:56cocky,
00:29:57and needs to be
00:29:58the best at everything.
00:30:00Him and Emmett
00:30:01are perfect as roommates together.
00:30:03You said that about me?
00:30:05I can explain.
00:30:07Save your breath.
00:30:20Bitch!
00:30:22Don't touch me!
00:30:23Get off of me!
00:30:37You are so hot.
00:30:38Say that again
00:30:39with your shirt off.
00:30:53Yo!
00:30:55Emmett,
00:30:56you and Jules
00:30:57are officially over.
00:30:59No.
00:31:00No.
00:31:01No way, dude.
00:31:02Like,
00:31:03I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:04screw around a little bit,
00:31:05and she'll come crawling back.
00:31:09Speak of the devil.
00:31:16Hey,
00:31:17what's up?
00:31:18Hey,
00:31:19what's up?
00:31:20Hey,
00:31:21what's up?
00:31:22You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:24Dude,
00:31:25look,
00:31:26you hooked up
00:31:27with Jules!
00:31:28I don't know what's going on!
00:31:29What do you mean, dude?
00:31:30It's pretty fucking clear
00:31:31you hooked up!
00:31:34Fuck!
00:31:35Yeah,
00:31:36you're fucked.
00:31:37Emmett,
00:31:38stop!
00:31:39Fuck you, dude!
00:31:40Stop!
00:31:45Did you post this?
00:31:52Jules,
00:31:53did you post this?
00:31:59I don't know.
00:32:00Jules,
00:32:01why would you take a video
00:32:02of us having sex
00:32:03and post it?
00:32:04What,
00:32:05are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:09How do I know
00:32:10you didn't plant it?
00:32:11Jules,
00:32:12I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:13than let everybody
00:32:14at this party know
00:32:15that we just had sex.
00:32:17You know what?
00:32:18Everyone was right about you.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:21Everyone was right about you.
00:32:23You're just like
00:32:24all the other douchebags
00:32:25on this campus.
00:32:26Whoa,
00:32:27you don't mean that.
00:32:28Lose my number.
00:32:29I never want
00:32:30to see you again.
00:32:32Fine,
00:32:33feelings mutual.
00:32:38Great,
00:32:39you just blew it
00:32:40with a girl
00:32:41you've had feelings for
00:32:42since freshman year.
00:32:45Mia,
00:32:46thank God you're here.
00:32:48Listen,
00:32:49Jules,
00:32:50I don't want to be
00:32:51associated with you anymore.
00:32:52You're a skank.
00:32:54So get out
00:32:55and don't come back.
00:33:07Help!
00:33:09Help!
00:33:20You...
00:33:22You saved me?
00:33:36That feels better,
00:33:37doesn't it?
00:33:40And,
00:33:41now since I saved you,
00:33:43maybe you can make me
00:33:44feel better.
00:33:46Emmett,
00:33:47Emmett,
00:33:49don't even think about it.
00:33:51Go on, Jules,
00:33:52tell your boyfriend
00:33:53how I saved you.
00:33:54Jules,
00:33:55tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:56We have to talk.
00:34:01Emmett,
00:34:02thank you for saving me,
00:34:03but I got it from here.
00:34:10One step closer
00:34:11to making her mine.
00:34:17Jules,
00:34:18what the fuck was that?
00:34:19I can explain everything.
00:34:20Good,
00:34:21explain.
00:34:22Now.
00:34:29You're a hottie,
00:34:30you know that?
00:34:32Takes one to know one.
00:34:34Remember,
00:34:35don't tell anybody about this,
00:34:36okay?
00:34:43I'm not some dirty
00:34:44little secret.
00:34:46I never said that,
00:34:47okay?
00:34:59You know,
00:35:00once we make this official,
00:35:01I'm going to post this
00:35:02everywhere.
00:35:03That way,
00:35:04everyone can see it.
00:35:05But for right now,
00:35:08it's party time.
00:35:09OMG,
00:35:10I finally hooked up
00:35:11with Noah.
00:35:13I wouldn't hook up
00:35:14with him
00:35:15if he was the last person
00:35:16on earth.
00:35:17How could you hook up
00:35:18with your ex-boyfriend's
00:35:19roommate?
00:35:21You don't know him
00:35:22like I do.
00:35:23If you saw him naked,
00:35:24you'd understand.
00:35:26Ew,
00:35:27spare me the visual.
00:35:28I thought you hated
00:35:29that guy.
00:35:31I don't know him
00:35:32like I do.
00:35:34I don't know him
00:35:35like I do.
00:35:36I don't know him
00:35:37like I do.
00:35:38He's the perfect guy.
00:35:39Noah is arrogant,
00:35:40cocky,
00:35:41and probably needs
00:35:42to be in therapy.
00:35:43He and Emmet
00:35:44are the perfect
00:35:45matches' roommates.
00:35:47But I like him
00:35:48more than I ever liked Emmet.
00:35:50More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:53The rest of the texts
00:35:54were all things
00:35:55that Mia said
00:35:56to me.
00:35:57Except for the one
00:35:58about you.
00:36:00I called you arrogant
00:36:01and cocky.
00:36:02That's true.
00:36:03Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:10Is that true?
00:36:20It's true. I liked you.
00:36:25Jules, how am I supposed to trust you? I mean, really.
00:36:31All right, I need to see the texts from your phone, so that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:37Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:44I guess you can't. There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:55I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:37:01I really did.
00:37:07You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:09To what, Bone?
00:37:12They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:14It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:17I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:23Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:30Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:32You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:35When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:40Mm-hmm.
00:38:05She would never kiss me like that.
00:38:07My turn.
00:38:18No smoke. Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:26Rude.
00:38:37Keep the circle moving.
00:38:47If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:57Get off of me.
00:38:59Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:39:04Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:06Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:14Hey, Jules. Jules.
00:39:16You're a pig.
00:39:17Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:20I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:22But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:26You have feelings for me?
00:39:34I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:36But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:38You have feelings for me?
00:39:40Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:42You do?
00:39:44Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:46Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:49Ridiculous.
00:39:50Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:51Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:54Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:58I broke your trust.
00:39:59And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:04What do you mean?
00:40:09I mean I trusted you when you let me down,
00:40:11and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:16Do you want to get back together?
00:40:19You said no feelings.
00:40:21Yeah, you're right.
00:40:25So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:27Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:29Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:31Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:41Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:44Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:47Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:49I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:53Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:56And the only reason why I know that
00:40:58is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother so owes money to.
00:41:02Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:05Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:41:11Yes!
00:41:18It's not that easy.
00:41:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:21I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:23Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:26I'll lose everything.
00:41:28What do you mean?
00:41:30I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:41:34Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:37She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:42but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:44and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:46or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:50We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:57Come on.
00:42:03The girls go shopping.
00:42:05Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:09Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:12I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:14once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:17Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:21It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:23Like me.
00:42:24The internship is mine.
00:42:26Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:29Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:40If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:43Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:47Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:50I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:55Nice.
00:43:00You ordered the wrong size!
00:43:02Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:05No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:43:08Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:10What are you doing?
00:43:12I'm shopping.
00:43:14Do you not remember me?
00:43:16I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:18Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:20She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:23Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:25So your money's no good here.
00:43:28You know what? You're right.
00:43:30I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:34That's it. You're out.
00:43:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:40I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:42Trash?
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:44That's my girlfriend.
00:43:47Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:51See this car?
00:43:54Has no spending limit.
00:43:56My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:59And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:44:02No way, this is mine!
00:44:04Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:05No.
00:44:06Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:08Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:11What do you think?
00:44:16Noah?
00:44:19Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:22Of course.
00:44:27You sure?
00:44:28Yeah.
00:44:29You sure?
00:44:30Yeah.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:32Noah, will you come help zip me up?
00:44:38Of course.
00:44:45You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:48Is it too expensive?
00:44:50No. It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:53Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:12Thank you, Noah.
00:45:14You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:18Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:29Excuse me. I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:37I bet she stole it.
00:45:39I would never.
00:45:41Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:43Fine. Whatever, Mia.
00:45:51See? Told ya.
00:46:08I don't know how that got there.
00:46:11Well, she stole it.
00:46:13And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:18Call the police.
00:46:19Don't call the police. This is all my fault.
00:46:23No, it's not.
00:46:25Yes, it is.
00:46:27I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:30But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:33You can't do this. It's a waste of money.
00:46:36Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:39It's worth it. Trust me.
00:46:41And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:43Put the necklace on my card as well. Please and thank you.
00:46:55Hey.
00:46:57How are you?
00:46:59There he is.
00:47:01Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:05Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:07Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:16Watch your mouth. Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:20Okay, dude. Jules was mine first. I dumped her, okay?
00:47:25It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:28Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:31Okay. All right.
00:47:34We'll add some heat to our bet. Yeah?
00:47:37I get Jules' panties off. By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the Summer House. Hmm?
00:47:44Fine. And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:49I'm looking at it.
00:47:51Deal.
00:47:56You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:59Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:08Eat shit.
00:48:10Hey.
00:48:12Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:15Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:18Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:30Hey.
00:48:35Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:38I don't know. Jules.
00:48:40You didn't answer my question.
00:48:42About what?
00:48:44The music in here?
00:48:46Because I think it sucks.
00:48:48Jules.
00:48:50Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:52For real.
00:48:54No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:48:57I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:59Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:49:02Like I care. I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:07I'm sorry. We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:10Have fun.
00:49:12Here. Put this on.
00:49:15I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:22You're crazy.
00:49:24Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:31You're on.
00:49:38Follow me.
00:49:43Let the show begin.
00:49:55You think you're hot shit?
00:49:57Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:50:01Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:50:04Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:09The rules are simple.
00:50:12Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:17And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:50Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:58Come on.
00:51:00Come on.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:05Come on.
00:51:06Come on.
00:51:23Top that.
00:51:36Top that.
00:52:06You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:09Show them off.
00:52:36I love you.
00:52:50Yo.
00:52:52Jason.
00:52:54Dude, I need the lady killer special. Now.
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:59I got you.
00:53:03Here's the tip.
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:16Mia!
00:53:22As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:53:27I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:53:35Jules, wait.
00:53:41You look upset.
00:53:44What are you, my therapist?
00:53:46Fuck off.
00:53:48No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:52Jules.
00:53:54I have something that can make you feel better.
00:54:00What is that?
00:54:02A good time?
00:54:04Come on, Jules.
00:54:06Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:10No, thanks.
00:54:13Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:17Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:21Better play along.
00:54:32Bottoms up.
00:54:34Cheers.
00:54:38Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:41I'm going to go change.
00:54:46Destin.
00:54:48Have you seen Jules?
00:54:50I saw her running off to the dressing room. Emmett was with her.
00:54:54That little shit.
00:55:02Don't move.
00:55:04Don't move.
00:55:09What do you think you're doing?
00:55:11Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:13We both know you want this.
00:55:15Be gentle.
00:55:17Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:19Back off.
00:55:21Just relax, baby.
00:55:23Let that E kick in.
00:55:25You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:27Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:30Let go of me.
00:55:32This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:35Emmett.
00:55:37Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:40Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:42Jules?
00:55:44Jules, are you in there?
00:55:46Noah, help me.
00:55:51Noah, help me.
00:55:54Emmett.
00:55:56Get off of her.
00:55:58You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:56:01What's the big deal now, huh?
00:56:04Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:09She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:11Even if she won't say so.
00:56:18Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:20I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:24Wait, stop.
00:56:31This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:35Okay.
00:56:49You look like shit.
00:56:51Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:53All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:56Hey.
00:56:58Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:05Mia, stop.
00:57:08This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:12Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:14Be so fucking for real.
00:57:16Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:18You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:22And, you know what?
00:57:25He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:27Tonight.
00:57:29Mia, sit down.
00:57:31Emmett.
00:57:32If you ever come near the summer house again,
00:57:34I will kill you.
00:57:36Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:38Let's go.
00:57:43I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:55Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:58Ow.
00:58:00You're hurting.
00:58:03I'm sorry.
00:58:14I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:28I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:29I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:32Really.
00:58:34I didn't take them.
00:58:36You didn't take the pills?
00:58:42You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:45It's twice as fun.
00:58:47And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:57What are you trying to give me?
00:59:00Rocky Road.
00:59:04Ow.
00:59:06Hey, I got you ice cream, and this is how you repay me?
00:59:09How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:14I'm not an asshole.
00:59:16No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:20You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:30I gotta show you something.
00:59:42I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:50And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:59It worked.
01:00:13I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:16Stop breathing.
01:00:19I need you. Now.
01:00:30What if somebody sees?
01:00:32Everybody's at the club.
01:00:35I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:59Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:27He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:35Okay, bye.
01:01:50Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:52What are you doing up so early?
01:01:54Thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:56I'm ready for another round.
01:01:59Hey, can you knock?
01:02:01Can you put your boner away?
01:02:03Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
01:02:07Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:09It's worse than a fire.
01:02:12Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:16You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:26Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:33I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom find out.
01:02:41Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here. Alright?
01:02:51Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:52Got it.
01:03:02Get your brother.
01:03:04Now.
01:03:11Boy! Boy!
01:03:13Noah!
01:03:19My baby boy!
01:03:21Mom! Hi!
01:03:23Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:27Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:30To propose!
01:03:36Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:41Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:47I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:50Oh. She just left.
01:03:55I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:59What is that slut doing here?
01:04:04You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:07Get out of this house!
01:04:08Mom.
01:04:09Noah, a little help?
01:04:11Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:20It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:25Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:30Lisa, my second mommy.
01:04:33We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:36Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:39You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:41I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:43I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:45But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:48Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:50Please?
01:05:00My head hurts.
01:05:02Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:05Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:07Oh, thanks.
01:05:09Okay.
01:05:14She's prepared.
01:05:23Water.
01:05:24Water, I need water!
01:05:27Jules?
01:05:29What did you give my mom?
01:05:31Aspirin.
01:05:32Aspirin?
01:05:33Woo!
01:05:34It's so hot in here.
01:05:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:44Woo!
01:05:45Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:47Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:50I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:52Wow!
01:05:53All right, that's enough.
01:05:54I've got to talk to you.
01:05:55Let's go.
01:05:57Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:59Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:06:02No way.
01:06:03You gave her those?
01:06:04I didn't give them.
01:06:05She found them.
01:06:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:08Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:10She hates you already.
01:06:11What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:16Where did she go?
01:06:32Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:34No way!
01:06:35It feels so good.
01:06:40Oh, wait, no.
01:06:42Help!
01:06:44I'm drowning!
01:06:46Mia, save me!
01:06:47Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:49I'm not going in there.
01:06:52Help!
01:06:54Help!
01:07:04Help!
01:07:15You saved me.
01:07:19Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:27I was wrong about you.
01:07:29I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:35Mia.
01:07:40Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:44I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:46Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:49Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:53You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:59I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:08:02No feelings, remember?
01:08:10I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:14I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:16I mean it.
01:08:20I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:24When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:29If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:34So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:38When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but...
01:08:42now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:53Come with me.
01:08:58I want to give you the money.
01:09:01Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:09:05Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:09I don't know what to say.
01:09:14Just let me take care of you.
01:09:21And tell me that you love me.
01:09:24I don't think I can say it.
01:09:29Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:34Fine.
01:09:36You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:39And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:42I know you do.
01:09:47Good morning, everyone.
01:09:50Good morning, everyone.
01:09:53Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:56Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:10:00I was just leaving.
01:10:02You're not leaving, Jules.
01:10:04We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:09After your little sex video was released,
01:10:13at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:17But, after you saved me,
01:10:21all I can say is,
01:10:23welcome to the family!
01:10:29You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:33That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:37I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:41Adios.
01:10:44Bye, Mom.
01:10:47Bye.
01:10:49I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:53Good luck with that.
01:10:55I don't need luck.
01:10:57I have a really big brain.
01:11:05There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:12What is this?
01:11:17Ew, what died in here?
01:11:20My manhood.
01:11:22Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:25Really?
01:11:29I don't like to read.
01:11:31It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:34They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:36so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:39That's cheating.
01:11:41Oh, great. You finally figured it out.
01:11:43Good boy.
01:11:45I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:53I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:56I know, I know.
01:11:58But I've got to work on my presentation
01:12:01for the Lehman internship.
01:12:05What up, lovebirds?
01:12:07Hey man, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:10You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:15Who are you?
01:12:17I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:29Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:32What are you doing here?
01:12:34Emma called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:37I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:39The name's Andrew.
01:12:41But my friends call me Andy.
01:12:43I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:49I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:13:01and Emma promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:03The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible
01:13:07for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28See you in the office.
01:13:29Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:33Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:35Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:38That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:47That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:50He's a total clown.
01:13:52Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:13:55tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:56If I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:58But don't you already have enough money?
01:14:00Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:14:03I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:06and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:08I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:11and have my own career.
01:14:13And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:16And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:19The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:22Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:24And so do you.
01:14:26Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:33You lied to me.
01:14:35No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:37I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:40I'm sorry.
01:14:44Everybody!
01:14:46Let's get the party started!
01:14:48Woo!
01:14:52Grab your bag.
01:14:56Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:15:02I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:05There's something special about you.
01:15:07You're so...
01:15:09beautiful.
01:15:11Thanks.
01:15:13But I'm taken.
01:15:15I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:17Noah, tell me.
01:15:20Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:22That'd be me.
01:15:24You're a lucky man.
01:15:26I know.
01:15:31How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:34I'll protect you.
01:15:36Look at here.
01:15:38The happy little couple.
01:15:40From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:48Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:50Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:53Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:57Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:59What bet?
01:16:03What bet?
01:16:05I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:09I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:11That's not true.
01:16:13Yeah, it is.
01:16:15I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:17so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:18You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:25I don't want to hear it.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:29It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:32Hmm?
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:37I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:39I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:43Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:45Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:51Chicks, dude.
01:16:53I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:55I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:58I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:17:02You're pathetic.
01:17:04Bitch.
01:17:06Whatever, dude.
01:17:10What were you thinking?
01:17:11That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:14I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:19You're a sexy girl.
01:17:21We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:23I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:25Then make time.
01:17:27There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:29The boys share their toys.
01:17:32And I want to play with you.
01:17:34I don't want to be played with.
01:17:36If you play nice,
01:17:38I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:39The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:17:41was to get this job.
01:17:43Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:45I should hear him out.
01:17:47What do I have to do?
01:17:50Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:57In your dreams, perv.
01:18:03Mia.
01:18:05Do you know where Jules is?
01:18:07No.
01:18:09You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:11Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:14Mia.
01:18:16A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:18Get it through your head.
01:18:20I want to be with Jules.
01:18:22Why do you like her so much?
01:18:24I don't like her.
01:18:27I love her.
01:18:31You know,
01:18:33I feel sorry for you
01:18:35for falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:37You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:40Found your girlfriend.
01:18:54If I do what you say,
01:18:56then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:58Yes.
01:19:00And it's the only way he'd get in.
01:19:02We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:19:04My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:07Wait.
01:19:09Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:11Damn.
01:19:13You were great.
01:19:15Just one kiss.
01:19:17That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:26Don't play hard to get!
01:19:34Get off of her.
01:19:39Let me have my fun,
01:19:41then you can take your turn.
01:19:43If you don't leave her alone,
01:19:45I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:47You wouldn't dare.
01:19:49You little shit!
01:19:51You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:53Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:55because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:57than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:20:00You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:20:02You want to mess with me?
01:20:04You want to mess with me?
01:20:06Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:07and let all the papers know
01:20:09that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:12You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:14Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:16Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:28How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:32How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:34It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:35Don't lie to me.
01:20:37I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:44I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:46You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:48You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:50so why does it matter?
01:20:53Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:55and you want him right now.
01:20:57Tell him you love him.
01:20:59It matters because it makes it clear
01:21:01that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:21You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:27You know, I don't care
01:21:29if you don't like me.
01:21:31I don't care if you don't like me.
01:21:33You never belonged with us,
01:21:35and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:40I played you, and I won.
01:21:43This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:46Oh, honey,
01:21:48this has everything to do with me.
01:21:54I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:57and then I got the sex tape of you and me.
01:22:02It was for Noah,
01:22:04and then I uploaded it
01:22:06for everyone to see.
01:22:12You thought you were better than me,
01:22:15but I always win.
01:22:17All I fucking do is win.
01:22:26A miserable bitch like you
01:22:28will never win.
01:22:33Mom.
01:22:35I saved the house.
01:22:38It's too late.
01:22:45Maybe we can call the bank
01:22:47and figure something out.
01:22:49Someone bought it out from under us
01:22:51just this morning.
01:22:53That's what happens
01:22:55when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:57You lose everything.
01:22:59Oh, God.
01:23:01Oh, God.
01:23:13Can I help you?
01:23:15What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:18My dad cut me off
01:23:20after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:22I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:24to get me that job, so...
01:23:27Do you need anything?
01:23:31No.
01:23:38I have a big tip for you.
01:23:40Seriously?
01:23:43Smile more.
01:23:52This money feels dirty.
01:23:54I never want to see this check again.
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:06Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:24:25And I figured I'd give it to you.
01:24:27You know,
01:24:28it's a new contract, all right?
01:24:30And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:36Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:38Yeah.
01:24:40This morning, I bought it.
01:24:43You bought my house from under us?
01:24:45Look at the name on the title.
01:24:49Oh, my God.
01:24:51You put it under my name.
01:24:54It's yours, Jules.
01:24:56It's all yours.
01:24:58I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:25:02Another condition?
01:25:04What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:07Sleep with your boss?
01:25:09Drug your mom?
01:25:10No.
01:25:13But I would like you to meet me at the summer house,
01:25:15tonight.
01:25:22At 8 p.m.
01:25:24And I want you to wear this.
01:25:28Okay.
01:25:39What are you doing here?
01:25:41Noah told me to come.
01:25:43Really?
01:25:45Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:47Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:52He's proposing to you?
01:25:54When did you two get back together?
01:25:56Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:58He invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:26:01And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:05I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:09Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:14Mia!
01:26:15Jules!
01:26:16I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:18Why did you invite me here?
01:26:20To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:22Propose?
01:26:24Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:26Oh, please.
01:26:27It's a big question.
01:26:30Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:33Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:39How did you know about that?
01:26:41Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:43And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:46You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:50Okay.
01:26:52Fine.
01:26:53Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:57But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:27:01What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:27:03Actually, that's my job.
01:27:05Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:08What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:10These are not what they're for.
01:27:12Call my dad!
01:27:14Daddy!
01:27:15Bye, Mia.
01:27:18If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:23That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:28Everybody!
01:27:31What is he doing?
01:27:36I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:43And here are my secrets.
01:27:46I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:49I do.
01:27:51And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:58And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:28:01Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:28:04And I have one more secret.
01:28:07Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:14And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:16Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:17I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:47I love you.
01:28:49I love you.
01:28:51I love you.
01:28:52I love you.
01:28:54I love you.
01:28:56I love you.
01:28:58I love you.
01:29:00I love you.
01:29:02I love you.
01:29:04I love you.
01:29:06I love you.
01:29:08I love you.
01:29:17Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:19I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:23Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:34Of course I do.
01:29:36Now, let's party.
01:29:49I love you.