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00:00And how are you? What have you done?
00:03Good, wonderful. I'm in a very exclusive aesthetic.
00:06You have to explode the anal glands.
00:10Aren't you going to fuck me?
00:11Oh, me, super.
00:12Of eggs, chingón.
00:14That corporate job is mine.
00:16I need you to please keep your breasts.
00:19You're sucking, right?
00:20You too, I accept.
00:22Are you tired of fighting and not seeing results?
00:24Are you ready to change your life?
00:28Fucking pyramid.
00:30And if any asshole can break it with a fucking pyramid,
00:34why the fuck are you and I not assholes?
00:39We're going to become any asshole, right?
00:44Step number one is to have a name.
00:46Chingón Life.
00:47It has to be in English.
00:48Money Life. Cash Life. Dollar Life. Golden Life. Diamond Life.
00:51Golden Life.
00:52Golden Life?
00:53I welcome to Golden Life.
00:55Bienvenida!
00:56Step number two.
00:57What is your product?
00:58Well, it's my shampoo.
00:59With my natural ingredients.
01:01My mom's shampoo?
01:03You're a bullet.
01:04A bullet for sales.
01:06I'm a dude.
01:07We need desperate women.
01:09I bring the fingers.
01:10And the fucking people sell.
01:12We go for pure old bitch.
01:17We are businesswomen.
01:18We are chingonas.
01:20We shut up, we shut up.
01:22We are on account, fucking mother.
01:24I know, I know.
01:27El chiste es que compren el sueño.
01:34Es una nueva forma de vida.
01:37Fake it till you make it.
01:40Golden Life!
01:43O sea?
01:44Que lo finjas hasta que te salga.
01:49Este es solo el principio, chicas.
01:51Que puede salir mal.
01:52No!
01:56Fuck you!
02:01Ocupación.
02:03Empresarias.