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00:00This program is brought to you by Shunmai Director, who has little industry experience,
00:06and Higashibukuro.
00:10Now, let's see what Higashibukuro and Tehisa-kun have in store for us.
00:14This is a ranking of the comedians that I personally chose.
00:20You personally chose them?
00:21Yes, there were about 300 samples.
00:24300?
00:25They're better than any TV researcher.
00:30We're in 7th place.
00:32Have you asked them why they're popular?
00:34Yes, we've asked them why they're popular.
00:37Why are you popular?
00:39First of all, they're good at comedy, manzai, MC, and variety shows.
00:43Kamaie is very cute, and Yamauchi is a genius.
00:48Oh, that's what she said.
00:50Kamaie is very popular.
00:56Kamaie is very popular.
00:59They're funny, and even if they sacrifice their high emotions, they're still funny.
01:04Chinese comedians don't understand that.
01:07Lastly, they switched from being anti-fans to being fans.
01:09They were originally fans of Wagyu beef, and I knew them from M-1.
01:12At the time, I thought they were trying too hard, and it wasn't very funny.
01:15However, after seeing their hard work, I started to like them more and more.
01:20Wow, that's amazing.
01:23By the way, more than half of the people who took this survey have been watching Japanese variety shows for more than 5 years.
01:33So you didn't tell them about this show, and they joined us?
01:36Yes, they did.
01:38They're very popular.
01:40Let's take a look at ours.
01:42Actually, I'm also a fan of Saraba-san.
01:47I haven't been a fan of Saraba-san for that long.
01:51One day, because of COVID-19, I decided to join YouTube.
01:54Is this Shinakawa-san's video?
01:57I'm sorry, but how many votes do you have?
02:01I had about 100 votes.
02:03Really?
02:04That's what I said earlier.
02:06Let's hear everyone's opinion.
02:09The story is funny. The YouTube video is funny.
02:12The atmosphere of the Saraba team is good.
02:14Did someone else say that?
02:16No, I didn't say that.
02:18Did you know about Watanabe-san?
02:20Of course, I knew about Watanabe-san.
02:23The fourth one is...
02:25The president is ugly, but the story is funny and deep.
02:29The vice president is a piece of shit, but he's very clever.
02:33I was a little humiliated.
02:34That's a mistake.
02:36He's very funny.
02:38In this day and age, it's rare to see someone with a bad temper.
02:41He's funny.
02:43The relationship between the two is good.
02:45The chemistry between them is good.
02:47It's a private agency, so you can do whatever you want.
02:51That's what I like about him.
02:53That's why I want to support him.
02:58I'm glad to hear that.
03:00He's been following you.
03:03That's right.
03:04He's very popular.
03:06I've been thinking about Saraba's line-up for the Chubu performance.
03:10I'm glad to hear that.
03:13If I do it, I'd like him to do this.
03:19You did a solo performance of the crime song.
03:24Do you like this song?
03:26I like this song.
03:27You like this song.
03:28The choreography is very long.
03:30But there are people who want to see a long choreography.
03:33That's right.
03:35The reason is that the contrast between the crime song and the peaceful ramen shop is interesting.
03:43The ramen shop is a little Japanese.
03:47It's not that far away, but it's a little Japanese.
03:50I think it's better to put it out first.
03:52Is it in China?
03:54That's right.
03:55The crime song is the same in Chinese.
03:59It's also an enemy of translation.
04:01How do you say it in Chinese?
04:03Crime song.
04:05The meaning of the crime song is the same.
04:08It's not just a dialogue.
04:10There are also various gimmicks in the set.
04:12It's easy for foreigners to understand.
04:14It's easy to understand even if you look at it.
04:16That's right.
04:21It's nostalgic.
04:23I didn't think Chinese people would think it was nostalgic.
04:28Do you watch all of our solo live performances?
04:31I haven't seen it yet.
04:33I missed the lottery.
04:35The director really wanted to come.
04:37That's right.
04:39That's amazing.
04:41You have a lot of data.
04:44There are three magic words that you can definitely receive in China.
04:50It's a magic word that you can definitely receive in China.
04:54Actually, this is a famous word in China.
04:57It's New Year's Day, but it's New Year's Day.
05:00New Year's Day?
05:02It's New Year's Day.
05:04It's New Year's Day.
05:06It's a word that comforts the horse.
05:10Let's take a look at the example.
05:12Morita, did you play golf on Friday?
05:16It's New Year's Day, but what's going on?
05:18It's New Year's Day, so I forgive you.
05:22If it's not New Year's Day, I'll kill you.
05:25It's New Year's Day.
05:27Don't say that.
05:29Let's make gyoza together.
05:33That's good.
05:35Making gyoza is also a standard.
05:37I see.
05:39No matter how difficult it is,
05:41we make gyoza and eat them together.
05:45It's a set.
05:47It's like a big party.
05:49That's right.
05:51If you do this, you'll definitely receive it.
05:53It's like a big party.
05:57No matter what the situation is,
05:59you can put in the word New Year's Day.
06:01What do you think?
06:03If it's New Year's Day, I don't mind.
06:05But New Year's Day is the best time to see the story.
06:09It's New Year's Day to perform live.
06:11If you're going to perform live,
06:13you can put in the word New Year's Day in the story.
06:21That's good.
06:23Even though it's New Year's Day,
06:25you shouldn't put in the word crime.
06:27I think I can do it.
06:29On Monday,
06:31you can say,
06:33let's make gyoza on the last day of the year.
06:35That's good.
06:37Let's make gyoza.
06:39You can say that.
06:41You'll receive it.
06:43Really?
06:45I didn't know that.
06:47I got it.
06:49You taught me a lot.
06:51I have a favor to ask you.
06:53What is it?
06:55I want to perform the story
06:57I made for the first time
06:59with Mr. Saraba.
07:01If you do this,
07:03you might be able to receive it in China.
07:05No.
07:07What?
07:09Until now, I thought about it
07:11so that you could sell it in China.
07:13But you came up with the story by yourself.
07:15You came up with it?
07:17I want to do it with the next M1.
07:19You want to do it with the next M1?
07:21I can't do it with three people.
07:23It's two people.
07:25You want to do it with me and Bukuro.
07:27You want to see it.
07:29It's either me or Shirakawa.
07:33Who do you want to do it with?
07:35With Morita.
07:37You want to do it with me?
07:39I want to do it with Morita.
07:41A or B?
07:43I'm A and Shirakawa is B.
07:45Is this a manzai?
07:47Yes, it's a manzai.
07:57Let's see the story.
07:59It's two people from Yokai Hamburger.
08:05Hello, I'm Morita.
08:07I'm Tanuki.
08:09Nice to meet you.
08:11Among us, there are aliens.
08:13What are you talking about?
08:15Among us, there are aliens?
08:17That's gross.
08:19Oh, you found out.
08:21I'm studying Chinese.
08:23As a reward,
08:25I'll give you 1 liter of liquid metal.
08:27Yes, liquid metal.
08:29Isn't it the expensive one
08:31used to repair spaceships?
08:35Wait a minute.
08:37What is liquid metal?
08:39This metal becomes liquid
08:41liquid metal.
08:43I don't need it.
08:45You don't need it?
08:47I brought it from a crab seat.
08:49A crab seat?
08:51You brought it from
08:53Hoshihitomi-sensei's crab seat?
08:55I'm from Shishizaya.
08:57It doesn't go well with a crab seat.
08:59I won't use it.
09:01I can repair
09:03a broken robot arm.
09:05Do I have a robot arm?
09:07I was born and raised in Osaka.
09:09That's weird.
09:11I won't use it.
09:13First of all,
09:15I'll use it to repair a burnt pan.
09:17No matter how you think,
09:19it's a robot arm.
09:21You should use a burnt pan.
09:23That's mean.
09:25From now on,
09:27I won't be able to make
09:29the shrimp chili I'm proud of.
09:31I'll die.
09:33What will you do?
09:35You'll die?
09:37I'll change it to Mars.
09:39Are you from Mars?
09:41You're fluent in Japanese and Chinese.
09:43What kind of English education
09:45do you have in space?
09:47How can you change it?
09:49By bicycle.
09:51That's analog.
09:53Thank you very much.
09:55Thank you very much.
09:57From now on,
09:59I'll be able to do it.
10:01You'll be able to do it?
10:03No.
10:05I won't let you do it.