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00:00Greetings and salutations to anybody viewing. If you are watching this video, that means
00:15you have been officially accepted to become a working operator for the Sun. Congratulations!
00:20Prepare for eternal solitude. We are more than happy to have you on the team. Now with
00:28you being an operator, you are going to have to make a few changes about yourself. Change
00:33number one. Your physical appearance will be downgraded to a simple object with limbs
00:38and a face to match the appearance of actual objects that are currently alive. These precautions
00:43are made necessary because as weird as it sounds, no living being would be able to comprehend
00:49your real form. They can only see in three dimensions. Don't worry, you get to choose
00:54what objects you want to be. Change number two. In order to differentiate between operators
01:01and actual objects, you are going to be given a new name. Your new name will not resemble
01:06the object you choose. However, your name will be anywhere from Megan to Humphrey. Ain't
01:12that fun? Your new name will be located in the downloads folder of the monitor you will
01:17use to operate your assigned object. As an operator, it is your responsibility to keep
01:24an eye on your assigned object, a.k.a. patient, as they go through their business in whatever
01:29world they may live in. What are their favorite and least favorite things? What kind of buddies
01:33do they have? Are they a math kind of person or an English kind of person? You get the
01:37idea. And thanks to the newfound beauty of recovery centers, you also have the responsibility
01:42of ensuring your patient's recovery goes well. When your patient dies, their virtual goggles
01:48will automatically release from their sight and they will be conscious in the sun again.
01:53Here's a step-by-step guide to safely recover your patient. Step one. Make sure your patient
01:59is comfortably seated in the raffling object seat to ensure recovery. Strap them in tight.
02:06Step two. Pay attention to the recovery center in your patient's world that is recovering
02:11them. When it starts, run to your desk and press the big red button in the very middle.
02:16You know, the one with the print on it reading recovery. That'll do the job. Step three.
02:22If all goes well, the virtual goggles on your patient's roster will attach back onto
02:27their eyesight. And huzzah, their soul is transported back to the real world through
02:32recovery. Great job. But it gets even better. Worried that your patient will freak out about
02:37everything they saw in the afterlife? Not to worry. When your patient's virtual goggles
02:41attach to them, the roster will remove any memory they may have of this place. And that's
02:46all we have to share with you on your first day. Good luck to you. We sincerely hope things
02:53go smoothly with you and your patient. If you have any further questions, contact us
02:57at- Take care.
03:07Yeesh. They actually made you guys watch that?
03:10Yeah, but I'm actually pretty grateful for it. Trust me, if you were an operator and
03:15you never saw this video, you would have no idea what to do. I'd just be as clueless
03:21as I was a dozen millennias ago.
03:23Meh. Can we go see my friend now?
03:25Oh, right, the charger dude. Yeah, come with me. He's in the same building as us, so it
03:31shouldn't take that long.