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00:00Americano alpine water.
00:02Iced mocha.
00:17I need all of these.
00:20ASAP.
00:28Your total is $130.
00:30Cash or credit?
00:32Um...
00:36You can't pay?
00:38You ordered 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:40Just, uh, give me one moment to make a quick phone call.
00:43I'm sorry.
00:44Forget it. Your order's cancelled.
00:46Probably never had a bowl of melon bean in your life.
00:49Next, please.
00:52Thanks.
00:56James, hi.
00:58I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet.
01:02Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:04Thanks.
01:11Your order's been taken care of.
01:13Uh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
01:16My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:19Don't worry about it.
01:20You look like you really know your coffee.
01:22You know, my hotel? Right across the street.
01:25Why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your little bean?
01:30Ew, uh, no. Thank you. I'm fine.
01:33And...
01:35Don't play coy.
01:37You are clearly looking for it.
01:39Let's just stop playing games and get down to it.
01:44You filthy whore!
01:46How dare you!
01:50I'm sorry.
02:05I just have to apologize for my delay.
02:07What is it you want to do? You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:12After careful evaluation, we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment.
02:17The lawyer's on the way and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:21No, I just...
02:23We're acquisition under 10 million. There's really no need for you to show up.
02:27James, I just forgot my wallet and I needed money for the coffees.
02:31Money for the coffee?
02:35Are you two delusional?
02:37You thought you were buying this whole coffee?
02:39You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop?
02:42This is one of the hottest cafes in all of L.A.
02:45This guy?
02:46Just some creep who tried to get yancy with me.
02:49He paid for the coffees. $130.
02:52Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:04There's just no need for so much.
03:06I was just helping the lady out.
03:08Consider this an advance for your medical bills. Get him.
03:16Thank you, James. I'm going to get back to work now.
03:20Not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else.
03:22Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
03:25Under any means necessary.
03:27James, I have never met the guy.
03:30And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
03:32Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
03:34I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
03:37If you insist.
03:38But I do apologize about this.
03:40What are you going to do with us?
03:41All right, here we go.
03:42No, James, what? What? Are you actually kidnapping me?
03:45Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something?
03:48I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
03:50Hey, put me down.
03:51Hey, I can walk you. No, put me down.
03:54Put me down. I can walk you. No.
03:56Put me down.
03:58Oh, my darling, what happened?
04:00Why are you such a mess?
04:01Hurry, go get dressed.
04:04Hey, I can walk you. No.
04:05Go.
04:07Go.
04:30I'm so nervous.
04:31Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
04:34Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
04:37I've only seen him in the paper, but he's here.
04:41I get to meet him.
04:42You're so lucky.
04:44Every woman wishes she could be you.
04:46I don't know.
04:47And you know what? I don't care.
04:49I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:56Speak of the handsome devil.
05:00Hello, boss.
05:01Oh, yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
05:03I have the files ready to deliver whenever you're ready.
05:07Yes, sir.
05:12Aurora.
05:13Don't run, please.
05:14It's your engagement.
05:15Just wait for your fiancé.
05:17Guy isn't even here yet?
05:18No, no.
05:19It's just one elaborate charade.
05:20I have work to do.
05:21Yes.
05:34Yes, mother?
05:35Wesley, dear, where are you?
05:37This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
05:42Now get here quickly.
05:43I know what I have to do, mother.
05:45And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
06:04Oh, hi.
06:05I think I just saw your daughter run off.
06:08Beautiful figure from behind.
06:10Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
06:12Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
06:14Well, it's just a formality at this point.
06:17It's meant to be.
06:18He'll meet eventually.
06:19Right, right.
06:20Good things come to those who wait.
06:22Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
06:25James.
06:28Contract.
06:30Pen.
06:31It's en bloc.
06:34No problem.
06:35Let me just take off my latest limited Partier first.
06:59Boss?
07:00Wesley?
07:02Oh, no.
07:03I forgot to change.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I, I...
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29Wesley.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31I'm so sorry.
07:32Wesley.
07:34Wesley.
07:35Wesley.
07:38Wesley.
07:46My son is incredibly disciplined.
07:49He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
07:55He prides himself on being untouchable.
07:58Untouchable.
08:00My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
08:02And she has little to no dating experience.
08:04In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
08:10How do you want to date?
08:30Okay, the good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
08:52The bad news is I slept with my crush.
08:57Oh
08:59Oh
09:01Oh
09:24God he's gorgeous. I felt every inch of that back in the dark, but seeing
09:31Really is believing
09:44Yo, Max, I need your help man, I think I was drugged I don't know what my coffee
09:52There was a woman here pretty sure yeah, she stayed the night
09:55What's he gonna say he enjoyed as much as I did just go find her okay, I can't let her go
10:25I
10:55Recognize
11:25Let me see your hand
11:55I
12:07Didn't hate you I swear sure yeah, it's the woman from last night
12:13Maybe it
12:16Maybe you were drunk, and she was trying to wake you up, and you know help you you know and how would you know that?
12:22Because I
12:26Am a woman and therefore I know how women think
12:31maybe it was someone who's
12:33Been into you for like a really long time
12:35You know you're just a really impressive guy probably have a line ten miles long a woman dying to meet you in any news
12:41That went in and that's okay. It happens. It's me that maybe that's what
12:45All right, there are still no leads so
12:49It's great. I mean
12:51Pity oh there are some leads I
12:55Have a boss. I found the shooting in the bed
12:58Let's be from a woman from that night contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night one of them has a shoe
13:14You
13:21And
13:27Wesley Ashford
13:29Youngest man on the Forbes 100 list once a woman who fits in a glass slipper
13:34Then I will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper
13:39This is my Cinderella story easy princess high blood pressure causes swelling and you're naturally already bloated
13:47Besides this prince is mine today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny
13:57This shoe is a size 7 and I am only two sizes oh and nobody said anything about
14:06All your little idiots are banking on thermal expansion just wait until I am
14:13miss
14:15Wesley Ashford
14:27God there's so many
14:29What's that guy doing here?
14:31Y'all claim to have been present and have proof of entry sir you were drugged take some serious strength to give you that mark
14:37Can't rule out men just yet
14:40All right well, what are they doing? They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe
14:48Oh
15:08Too big next
15:11Too
15:13Small
15:16Next
15:18Excuse me no when your time is up. Hello boys
15:22Wesley your wifey has arrived and she will be your wifey in three two
15:30It must be the socks
15:32I
15:36Just got a fresh pedicure. It's so beautiful. We can talk over to lunch
15:48Invalid next wearing socks to try the glass slipper the fashion faux pas and that's another shoes not hers
15:57Well why don't you try it
15:59Well why don't you try it
16:29Oh
16:37I'm so sorry
16:43Sorry I'm late
16:48You can stop all this now I'm here and who are you the woman you're looking for obviously
16:55Wesley
16:56How could you forget our insatiable night together?
17:00You were looking so handsome in that new suit
17:03It's too bad. We ruined it wait. This is all about a wine on Sam
17:10Leslie Ashford you sly dog you have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn
17:17Who are you?
17:18Who I am is not as important as who I know I'm Burton the Burton family
17:25Burton's butler's sister
17:29James has a sister, and she's a bitch
17:32So I guess it seems to you too
17:39Not anymore I I got rid of it during the cleanse before I started working here
17:44You were so forward that night
17:47I mean as soon as you saw me you kissed me
17:50I was so startled that I slapped you that only made you bolder, and I couldn't help myself
17:57It was wet and willing and you were a beast. I'm sorry ma'am, but this just sounds like some online
18:03Misconnections madness we're gonna need a little more concrete evidence
18:09And neither were you until I liked
18:13You like your scarlet. I can't make this car
18:17Her it was me, but how did she know all the dirty details she's crying on us
18:27Enough
18:28If what you're saying is true, and I guess I have to take responsibility
18:32Yes, you will
18:34Do what you must come to your senses
18:47He was gonna be murdering this mysterious
18:50But it sounds like he's gonna be married
18:52How you really dropped the ball on this one Aurora?
18:55How the hell was I supposed to know and also how did that woman know all of those details about my secret suscavated?
19:08That's all the point
19:11Well if you want concrete evidence, maybe you can give some detailed details
19:16But also to be honest
19:18You do have a future
19:21And you can forget all of this and just go out your fiancee brainy. I can't I'm in love with my boss
19:31Boss
19:34It's uh, what the we're talking about the the guy that works at the chocolate truck in the parking lot
19:39Yeah, yeah the burrito guy he's really muscular and handsome and plus he can cook so we're talking about going to say hi
19:53Max is there a taco truck in the parking lot if you like Aurora so much. Why don't you tell her?
20:00Whoa
20:01Since when are you so in touch with their human emotions?
20:04Doesn't it go against your programming data shows that men have an 11%
20:08Higher advantage in pursuing women than women do and men if you need I can come up with an action. Oh
20:14No need I'm already very well versed in the art of pursuit now max set a reminder to visit the taco truck tomorrow
20:34So
20:39Many people which was the boss
20:42Leslie darling
20:43Nancy meeting you here is I'm not the only one from high society who likes to rough it with the local proletarian
20:49No, that was not handsome. You'd be the boss they were talking about
21:04I
21:16Would like to buy everything you have in your bed
21:20What's my sleep for me? I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu, but
21:30You just spoil me to death
21:33And
21:36Yes, it'll wait line well, I'll have you know sir that this place violates many regulations
21:42Yeah, I own most of the buildings here and therefore this is my parking lot
21:46So you better find a different place to park your taco truck. What are you talking about? Well?
21:51Because of the conflict of interest clearly your relationship with Aurora that just can't happen what relationship?
21:58What's he talking about relationship?
22:01Okay, Leslie, how about you focus on your own relationship and leave us alone, okay?
22:16Mom okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'll meet up with him. I'll clear things up fine fine since it's already arranged
22:21We'll finally be able to clear this up
22:24You
22:25Your daughter is going to love my son a true gentleman
22:30Deeply influenced by his British grandfather and Earl
22:35Well, it seems like your lunch has long been over and yet you're still hanging out with this guy
22:41What is it the muscles I got those two see what do you look get a little this?
22:47dresses
22:48impeccably
22:49Butting his shirt up every time to the top
22:54Huh, my daughter is so soft-spoken
22:58I've never heard a razor voice to anyone. I think the two of them will have a very peaceful harmonious life together
23:06It looks like you have all those freaking burritos
23:14Mom we mean a green car okay got it
23:23Oh
23:25Oh
23:51What are you trying to do give me a hot and bother
23:55No, we're engaged, but I was completely out of line listen first of all you've gotten my car
24:02Yeah, whatever. This is not going to work. I'm gonna call my attorney get this contract canceled
24:08Don't do that cuz I kind of like it what you just let me
24:13You're you're gorgeous
24:15lively
24:16You have zero interest to me, which makes you 100% my type
24:20What did you just say?
24:22I'm saying you're perfect
24:25Whatever I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else
24:31Something else's girl even better
24:36Cut the crap drive
24:38All right
24:48Boss face someone was just excited to see me
24:54I
24:59Like a woman
25:24Oh
25:34Are you one of them
25:37So sorry if I had known that you were one of those useless freeloaders
25:41I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner
25:45I mean the only one of you weren't the death is that adopted brother if it was Leo or something
25:51I've seen the news. He's made quite the name for himself bad boy with big ideas
26:06Well, it doesn't matter becoming a member of the Burton family
26:15It's my pleasure to be engaged to
26:18Sorry, wait, so you're refusing to cancel the engagement
26:25You're engaged
26:28You're engaged
26:33Why is she everywhere
26:35Whoa, what are you doing here? Aren't you still clocked in at work? And who's this guy? I thought you were listening in on our conversation
26:43I'm a husband
26:46We're not married yet, so you're actually engaged since when right now you have your date
26:58Well, as you may know my name's already Leo already
27:04What you're the good already that I was just complimenting
27:16Aurora is it you work for my Wesley?
27:19Congrats on your engagement. You make a beautiful couple
27:22Shall we join you? Oh, you know, never mind. We're just here for a drink. Anyways, we have a big lunch
27:27But you know my Wesley wanted a day out on the town. So here we are
27:32Unfortunately, we don't buy drinks without the additional purchase of food. And since you're not hungry or closed
27:40Could you please show these guests out
27:42Could you please show these guests out
28:00Well, I believe it's time for
28:02101
28:03Even if you are by my own admission
28:06The best of them are readies. I still can't marry you.
28:10Why not?
28:11It's too complicated. Your family and everything you're involved with.
28:15I mean, I can't be associated with criminals.
28:18And... and... um...
28:22I'm in love with someone else.
28:25It's that man from earlier, right?
28:29See, even the whole world can see it except the idiot himself.
28:34What a lucky man.
28:37Boss, we just got a job.
28:39A squirrel and a wife seeking revenge for a broken family.
28:42All the absolute vermin clawing their way into other people's lives.
28:45Take care of it.
28:48Oh, but that's just business.
28:51I hope that didn't scare you too much.
28:53Even if you are helping people,
28:56you are still involved in illicit activities.
28:58I don't even know why my mother considered you a potential match in the first place.
29:23No need.
29:25Mom, I understand you want to see me get married, but you can't just sign me away.
29:29This is a mob boss.
29:30A mob boss? What?
29:32I'm calling him. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
29:35Mia, I need to see you. Bring your son.
29:40Darling, just one second. Uh-huh.
29:42Well, the planes went into the wrong cargo bay, so the...
29:45I'll be practical.
29:56It's her.
30:09She looks... It's her.
30:11Damn.
30:12That woman.
30:13I can't let Wesley see me on a date with you again.
30:15He'll be hopeless between us.
30:17Oh.
30:18See how lovely my daughter is.
30:20She has always wanted to meet you.
30:22Finally.
30:26Fiona, as lovely as your daughter is from behind,
30:30this is getting a little ridiculous.
30:32At least my son has the decency to show up and...
30:36...stay.
30:39Good thing I kept up with my cardio.
30:43Hey.
30:44Why did you run?
30:46I'm just driving here.
30:48What do you mean?
30:50Well, with your eyes,
30:54and without your glasses, you look just like the woman in the picture.
30:59I'm sorry.
31:00I'm sorry.
31:01I'm sorry.
31:02I'm sorry.
31:03I'm sorry.
31:04And without your glasses, you look just like the woman from that night.