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00:00:30can't do that out here. What if a teacher catches us? Maybe upstairs. It's our last
00:00:40night before you move back west and I start military college. You still want to go all
00:00:44the way? Of course. We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's
00:00:49first. I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else. Give that back. Are you scared I'm gonna
00:01:04screw up your little prom night virginity pact? Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but
00:01:08Dean already lost his last summer to me. You're lying. You've been throwing yourself at Dean
00:01:14for years, but he would never touch you. Then why did you tell me you wanted to do it again
00:01:18tonight? Guess you're not so special after all, Hannah. Dean would never. We'll see about
00:01:28that. Ow! What are you doing? Let me go! Shut up! Nice, Jake. Here, get him inside and hide
00:01:46him in the bathroom. Hurry before that little rat shows up. Come on. I refuse to believe
00:01:57all these lies. Dean, that was so good. What the hell? Where's Dean? He's in the bathroom
00:02:15getting ready for round two. Can you blame him? Why would he want you when he could have
00:02:21all this? As if I'd believe that. He's probably not even in there. See for yourself. No, he
00:02:33wouldn't. Dean, are you in there? Yeah. How could you? You promised me. No, Dean, you
00:02:54don't get to hide from me. I want an explanation. She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:03:01I want an explanation. Why do you think he's hiding in there instead of coming and talking
00:03:07this out with you? Go on, ask him to come out. See if he will. Fine. Dean, I'm gonna
00:03:18count to three. One, two, three. You ruined tonight. You ruined us.
00:03:38It's over, Dean. Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made. Don't talk to me
00:04:06ever again. I have to find her. I have to explain everything. I don't know why. Why
00:04:25did you leave me? I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom.
00:04:42Who even is this woman? Who even is this woman? She's kind and also very rich. We met before
00:04:50we moved four years ago. Four years ago? That's the last time I saw Dean. Nice to meet you,
00:05:05Hannah. I'm so happy you're here. And my son is going to love you. He's always wanted a sibling.
00:05:11I'm sorry, did you say son? He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight. You should go
00:05:17too. I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow. You could meet some students and maybe
00:05:23bond a little bit with your stepbrother. Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother. Dean
00:05:31goes to military school too. Oh God, will he be there? Speak of the devil. Hi, honey, where are
00:05:38you? About to head to the party. Perfect. I'm going to send your stepsister Hannah there to meet you.
00:05:45Hannah? Wait, I have a stepsister? Take good care of her, okay?
00:06:00How am I supposed to find my stepbrother? Everyone's in uniform and I don't even know
00:06:04what he looks like. Oh my God, is that him? He is so fine. I know, he's going to be a senior
00:06:16commander next year. And he's single. And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance too.
00:06:22Back off, I called this. Dean? Hannah, it's been four years. She probably never even thought about
00:06:33me. What are you doing here? I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:06:41Ignore that rude-ass nobody. Yeah, she obviously has no taste
00:06:46or respect. I can get someone to kick her out for you. No need, I'm leaving.
00:06:52Dean, where are you going? Don't walk away from me. What does she have that we don't?
00:06:58Don't walk away from me, Hannah. You already did that four years ago.
00:07:00I'm not running from a dirty cheater like you. I never cheated on you, Hannah. You were the one
00:07:06that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious. Four years, Hannah. I called you so many times.
00:07:12I tried to find you and explain. You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:07:17Your clothes were all over the room. I heard your voice.
00:07:20Your clothes were all over the room. I heard your voice.
00:07:25I wanted to believe him so badly. If she doesn't believe me,
00:07:28then why waste my breath? Forget it.
00:07:39Whoa, that's three shots of vodka, man. Is this about that hot girl you were fighting
00:07:44with over there? That's my ex, Hannah. I haven't seen her in four years. I thought
00:07:48she left this town for good. Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:07:56No, dude, there's like a million Hannahs out there. Can't be the same person.
00:08:00Hope you're right, because becoming step-siblings with your ex sounds like a nightmare.
00:08:05Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:08:09I can't believe this. She walked away from me again.
00:08:12Then show her she's wrong. Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:08:18Well, well, well. The virgin Hannah returns. I can't believe you'd show your face in this
00:08:28town again. You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:08:33You should be humiliated for what you did to me. You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:08:38No one here would believe that, Hannah. Dean was my man, and you took him from me.
00:08:43What? I won't get away with that.
00:08:49Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch. Haven't you heard me enough?
00:08:55Elise, what's wrong? This woman is harassing me.
00:08:58It was enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago. She just had to come back and rub it
00:09:03in my face. I thought she was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:09:06I knew it. I knew that homewrecker was out to get me.
00:09:10Damn, jealous much? It's so messed up.
00:09:13No, I wasn't. She's lying. Elise is the desperate one.
00:09:19I'm not.
00:09:34Hold her down. You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:09:40The punishment is a very old scarlet letter. A for adulterer.
00:09:48Asshole. Let me go.
00:09:53That's Hannah.
00:09:57Get your hands off her. What the hell is this?
00:10:17We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise. Now that homewrecker's just paying
00:10:28the price. Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:10:31Then she's a liar. I never slept with Elise.
00:10:36I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:10:39Is he telling the truth? You don't have to lie to protect
00:10:42your little side piece, lieutenant. We all see it.
00:10:46She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material. Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:10:52You're very confident in yourself, Elise. Let me ask a question.
00:10:56How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:11:03And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:11:06See, you think you're so hot, but no one here wants you.
00:11:13I know I never did, and I certainly never will. No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:11:20And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker, you should look in the mirror first.
00:11:31You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:11:34No, no, please don't.
00:11:42Is that true? You really never slept with Elise?
00:11:45Hannah, why would I? Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:11:49All the evidence was there. What was I supposed to think?
00:11:52Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed with every guy in our school.
00:11:56I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:11:58Are you calling me stupid?
00:12:00Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:12:01Even if you never cheated, it took me four years to piece my broken heart back together.
00:12:06I can't just let that go. Apparently, neither can Elise.
00:12:12God, that was so humiliating.
00:12:18No, don't drink that!
00:12:20Oh, God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:12:23Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:12:25But dude, that's got a whole tap of acid in that.
00:12:31I don't know. It's hot.
00:12:41Are we swimming?
00:12:43Oh, my God. You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:51You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:54Again, I never cheated. God damn it, Hannah.
00:13:01You're at my house. Well, my mom's. Just lay down. You need rest, okay?
00:13:09You're wrong. You're at my house. I just moved in.
00:13:15Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:13:25After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:13:29Do you still have feelings for me?
00:13:32The ship. I'm the captain of the ship.
00:13:38Don't scold me.
00:13:40What are you thinking, Dean? She's just tripping.
00:13:46Good night, Hannah.
00:13:59I start my new job at the academy today. Oh, crap. I have to get ready.
00:14:08Morning, Hannah. Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:14:11Um, it was kind of crazy. I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:14:14Oh, he's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around.
00:14:19Can't wait. I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:14:20She left without saying goodbye. Again?
00:14:34This is for the best. It's easier if I never see her again.
00:14:39Hey, Mom. Did you see a girl brunette like this tall?
00:14:43You mean your stepsister?
00:14:45No, not my stepsister. My... never mind.
00:14:49She really did leave. Again.
00:14:52Well, you should probably say hi since you missed her at the party last night.
00:14:56She went upstairs to shower.
00:15:04She better be done in the bathroom or I can't be late for school.
00:15:12Sorry, didn't see anything.
00:15:15Sorry, I'll just be a minute.
00:15:18Sure, yeah. This was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister.
00:15:22I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:15:23Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:27Why did she sound so familiar?
00:15:31Do your job and keep your head down. No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:15:36Dean goes here. I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:15:39Break any rules and you're out.
00:15:41Break any rules and you're out.
00:15:44Understood?
00:15:45Yes, Captain.
00:15:49I'm Skye. I'm so happy someone my age joined the cleaning crew.
00:15:53I can tell we're going to be friends.
00:15:56I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:16:00I think someone needs a shower.
00:16:04No, I clean the bathrooms with that.
00:16:07Ugh, I can tell now the smell is unbearable.
00:16:12What the hell? You can't just do that.
00:16:14I'm a third year student and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:16:19You have no power here.
00:16:20If you want to take an actual shower, you can use the west wing locker room.
00:16:24They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:16:30Go ahead and take a shower. I'll cover for you.
00:16:37You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:16:53That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:17:00Dean, what are you doing here?
00:17:02I go here, Hannah. What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:17:06It's my first day at work and I...
00:17:09Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:17:12I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here
00:17:15and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:17:18She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:17:20If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:17:23Go in and see for yourself.
00:17:28I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here.
00:17:30Her first day on the job and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:17:34Elise, she set me up.
00:17:37Oh my god, I can't be in here. What do I do?
00:17:40Don't say a word.
00:17:48Lieutenant Dumont, what's going on in here?
00:17:50I'm about to shower, Captain. What is the Lions doing in here?
00:17:53All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:17:55I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:17:58She must be here with you somewhere.
00:18:00Well, it's just me in here, so if you don't mind.
00:18:05Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:15I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:18:18Are you both going to stand there and watch or?
00:18:20No, freeze, Dumont.
00:18:22It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:18:26He's in trouble now.
00:18:28But it's a worse offense to drag the captain into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:18:32What? But Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:18:35He's obviously just protecting her.
00:18:37Silence.
00:18:38That's 50 demerits and kitchen duty for a weak Lions.
00:18:43Mess with the cleaning staff or step foot into this room one more time.
00:18:47And you're doing bathroom duties too.
00:18:49Got it?
00:18:50Yes, Captain.
00:18:58Apologies for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:19:09Jeez, that was close.
00:19:11That's twice I've saved you now.
00:19:14You owe me a thank you.
00:19:21Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:19:25Why not?
00:19:26You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:19:28You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:19:29It's not that simple.
00:19:31Four years is a long time.
00:19:33I don't know who you are anymore.
00:19:35And you don't know me.
00:19:36How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:41How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:44Don't look at me like that.
00:19:46Like what?
00:19:47Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:19:49Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:19:52those four years of pain were very real.
00:19:55I'm not going through that again.
00:19:57You want my trust?
00:19:58Earn it back.
00:20:03Fine.
00:20:05I will.
00:20:14I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:25Oh my god.
00:20:29I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:20:31I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:20:33I know.
00:20:34That should teach her not to mess with cleaning staff.
00:20:42Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:20:54Is everything okay there?
00:21:02Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:21:06Look alive, ladies.
00:21:07Today, I want the two of you to work in-
00:21:09Captain!
00:21:10There's a disaster in the kitchen.
00:21:12I need cleaning staff stat.
00:21:14Kitchen it is.
00:21:15Follow lions.
00:21:16And no funny business.
00:21:24Big D, have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:21:38The ladies are all waiting.
00:21:43I have someone in mind.
00:21:45Who?
00:21:45Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:50Who?
00:21:50Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:53Where the hell are your dates?
00:21:54Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:21:55So why don't you shut the hell up about it?
00:22:00Clean it up.
00:22:05You're not gonna treat Sky like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to
00:22:09sabotage me ended in kitchen duty.
00:22:14Something wrong, Hannah?
00:22:15It's just so itchy.
00:22:17It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:22:20Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.
00:22:21I have to get this off.
00:22:25You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:22:29Here, let me help you with that.
00:22:37Dude, speak of the devil.
00:22:51The show's about to begin.
00:22:54Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:22:58Dean won't help you now.
00:23:00He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:23:02No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:23:04So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:23:07Yeah, why are you scratching yourself?
00:23:08Do you have like an STD or something?
00:23:11Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations.
00:23:14Is he really just gonna sit there?
00:23:16Is he gonna let me be humiliated?
00:23:24Everyone, shut up!
00:23:40What the hell are you all looking at?
00:23:42If I hear one more word about this, I see one more video.
00:23:46You will never walk these halls again.
00:23:54Shit, I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:24:07Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:24:10Oh, what the hell?
00:24:18No, I don't.
00:24:20That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school.
00:24:23Watch out, it might be contagious.
00:24:30Stop that, you're gonna tear your skin off.
00:24:33Here, antihistamines.
00:24:34You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:24:36Hannah, oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:24:38It was Elise.
00:24:39She put itching powder in your uniform.
00:24:41But don't worry, I got her back and took videos with your phone
00:24:45and got you a new uniform.
00:24:47I knew it was her.
00:24:48I just wish we had proof.
00:24:50Do me a favor, will you, Sky?
00:24:53The next time you see her doing anything suspicious, breaking any rules, record it.
00:25:00Captain's not gonna kick her out until I have proof.
00:25:02Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:25:04Don't worry, I'm gonna protect you and Hannah.
00:25:07She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:25:12You're so kind to her.
00:25:15Okay, on a scale from one to ten, how embarrassing was that?
00:25:19None of the captains saw, and barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:25:22I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:25:25Especially now that Elise is walking around looking like a constipated lobster.
00:25:30Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny navy bros saw you half naked?
00:25:34Hell no.
00:25:36Oh, so you were jealous?
00:25:39What if I was?
00:25:39Honey, I made reservations for you and your step-sister at Anchor Bar tonight,
00:25:56so you two can properly meet.
00:25:58I'm sending her number now.
00:26:00Call to confirm, would you?
00:26:02Got it.
00:26:06I have to make a call.
00:26:07No.
00:26:09I have to make a call.
00:26:10It's okay, I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:26:28Who just called you?
00:26:29I don't recognize the number, it's probably a scam.
00:26:33Right.
00:26:33Oh, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:26:50Hello.
00:26:51Hey, Hannah.
00:26:53Dean, is that you?
00:26:54Yeah, it's me, your step-brother.
00:26:57Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:26:59He must have misheard me.
00:27:00Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other night.
00:27:02Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:27:05Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:27:07Sure, drink's on me.
00:27:11Got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:27:14I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but we all look so hot together.
00:27:18God, no, it's my step-brother.
00:27:20I think he goes here too, but now my clothes are all dirty.
00:27:25Ooh, I have an idea.
00:27:29There's all kinds of stuff in here.
00:27:30Maybe you'll find something.
00:27:33Oh.
00:27:41I'm meeting my step-brother.
00:27:43Is this too much?
00:27:50I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:27:52If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:27:56Can I help you?
00:27:58It's reservation only.
00:27:59Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:28:01Name?
00:28:02Oh god, what is my step-brother's name?
00:28:05That's so embarrassing.
00:28:07Why don't you try the gentleman club down the street instead?
00:28:10Excuse me?
00:28:12Hannah?
00:28:14Hannah?
00:28:15What the hell is she doing here?
00:28:17Young girl in a tie dress?
00:28:19Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:28:21I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:28:25Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:28:28You can't just kick me out.
00:28:29I'm not a sugar baby.
00:28:31She's not a homewrecker either.
00:28:33She's my girlfriend.
00:28:35Lieutenant DuMond, I'm so sorry.
00:28:38She didn't say.
00:28:38I don't care.
00:28:39No one talks to her that way.
00:28:42You're fired.
00:28:54Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:28:56Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:59Are you on like a date or something?
00:29:01Oh, so you are jealous.
00:29:04I never said I wasn't.
00:29:07Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:29:09Whoa, are you serious?
00:29:10I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:29:12Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:15Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:21Yeah, right.
00:29:22Could you imagine?
00:29:23I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:29:26Looks like we both got stood up.
00:29:28Great.
00:29:28I bet my stepbrother is a total d-bag.
00:29:30He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:29:32Then he's also an idiot.
00:29:35I bet my stepsister is some stuck up mean girl or a hermit.
00:29:38I can't tell which, really.
00:29:40She also wants nothing to do with me, so.
00:29:43She seems super fun.
00:29:45Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:29:47If you'd rather not go home, you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:29:51You do kind of owe me after all.
00:29:55Fine, one drink.
00:30:01Your usual, Mr. DeMonte.
00:30:02And a pina colada for the lady.
00:30:04You remembered my favorite drink.
00:30:08So, is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:30:13Everyone treats you like royalty and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:30:17Sometimes.
00:30:18It also helps that my mom owns this place, too, so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:30:22When my mom divorced my scumbag father, she won millions in the settlement.
00:30:26She's invested it well.
00:30:28She sounds like a badass.
00:30:30She is.
00:30:31You two would get along.
00:30:33Cheers to new beginnings.
00:30:43Ooh.
00:30:44Cute, no?
00:30:45Cutie.
00:30:46Wow.
00:30:47Looks better on you.
00:30:51Turn around.
00:30:53No.
00:30:56Ben, look at me lovingly.
00:31:00That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:31:06Okay, I should go.
00:31:08We've been talking for hours and it's way past last call.
00:31:11I have work and you have school.
00:31:12Hannah, don't go.
00:31:16My mom owns the bar.
00:31:17Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:31:19Dean, I don't know.
00:31:21Only four years of catching up to do.
00:31:25Dean, I can't.
00:31:27Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:31:30They were hell.
00:31:32Heartbreak.
00:31:33I looked at old photos reliving that moment over and over again.
00:31:38You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:31:40You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:31:43Because all I did was train and study.
00:31:46I worked myself to the bone just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:31:49And how'd that work out for you?
00:31:51It didn't.
00:31:53I never stopped thinking about you.
00:31:56I still love you, Hannah.
00:32:06At least let me drive you home.
00:32:08You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:32:10I want to say yes.
00:32:11But if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:32:15I'll call a car.
00:32:17See you tomorrow.
00:32:26How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:32:31He never showed.
00:32:39Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:32:43Is that what she told you?
00:32:44She's the one who stood me up.
00:32:46Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:32:48She's up in her room.
00:32:49Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:57Hello?
00:33:03Oh my god.
00:33:05God damn it!
00:33:06What the hell did I do to you?
00:33:08I'm so sorry.
00:33:09You scared me.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:12Don't come near me.
00:33:13Just give me some space, please.
00:33:19I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:33:27Good morning, Lieutenant.
00:33:28Hangover hitting you hard?
00:33:30No, I don't get hangover.
00:33:34Do you have a tissue?
00:33:38Oh my god, what happened?
00:33:40There is no way I'm gonna tell Hannah I got beat up on my stepsister.
00:33:44Um, I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:33:51Should see the other guy.
00:33:56Better?
00:34:05Much.
00:34:09All right, let's get this band-aid off.
00:34:11Come with me.
00:34:15I'm not gonna be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school
00:34:18sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:34:22It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:34:26All right, let's get this bandage off.
00:34:33Come with me.
00:34:41I'm sorry about last night, Hannah.
00:34:42I don't want to push you.
00:34:44I'm sorry, too.
00:34:45I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:34:49You were a victim in all this, too.
00:34:53Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:34:56Depends on the question.
00:34:59Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:35:01It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony
00:35:04and I have to give a whole speech.
00:35:05Dean, I'm cleaning Caramel out.
00:35:08Says who?
00:35:10It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:35:13I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but
00:35:16we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:35:20Just think about it.
00:35:26Oh, my God, the captain.
00:35:27Come quick.
00:35:28It's Elise.
00:35:30She took a video of the whole stripping incident
00:35:33and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:35:37Oh, my God.
00:35:53Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything.
00:35:55The captain's definitely gonna fire me.
00:35:57No, she's not.
00:35:59I'm shutting this down now.
00:36:02I have an idea.
00:36:05Attention-seeking skank-munch.
00:36:20God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:36:24He's obviously doing charity work.
00:36:26He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:36:31Right?
00:36:32Boo-hoo, Hannah.
00:36:34You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:36:43Actually, that's not true.
00:36:54You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:37:01You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:37:04Wait until the captain sees this.
00:37:07Bitch.
00:37:12Oh, you broke my phone.
00:37:14Sorry.
00:37:14We need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:37:17Hannah?
00:37:19That video of me was nice.
00:37:21But I think the whole school is really gonna love this one.
00:37:34Damn, at least Hannah looked hot.
00:37:36At least she looks like a rotten tomato.
00:37:40Ew, it's so true.
00:37:41And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either.
00:37:45How sad.
00:37:46You two-faced asshole!
00:37:48I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:37:51You're the one who no one wants.
00:37:55Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah?
00:37:58Any other threats they want to make?
00:38:02Good.
00:38:03I'm the top-ranked lieutenant.
00:38:05And next year I'll be senior commander.
00:38:07I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:38:11So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:38:16Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:38:18Yeah, just two quick things.
00:38:33That was so badass.
00:38:35We got her so good.
00:38:37I gotta get back to work.
00:38:46Lieutenant Dumont!
00:38:49My office, now!
00:38:57I saw the video.
00:38:59This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:39:04I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:39:08Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:39:13What are you saying, Captain?
00:39:15Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:39:17No, Lyons is the center of all this drama.
00:39:20You saw what she did in the locker room.
00:39:21She's the one who broadcast the video.
00:39:24She set Hart up.
00:39:25Do you have proof of this?
00:39:26Damn, I broke her phone.
00:39:28No, but...
00:39:30You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, lieutenant.
00:39:33It's clouding your judgment.
00:39:35If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:39:43Then so be it.
00:39:48Dean, wait.
00:39:51Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:53Miss Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:39:57Though, I have to say, lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:40:04Dean, think about it.
00:40:06I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander.
00:40:11You're right.
00:40:15But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:40:17And I'm not gonna let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:40:21That's not what a good commander does.
00:40:25I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, captain.
00:40:39You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:40:41You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:40:44I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:40:46I'm trying to run it back.
00:40:47I'm trying so damn hard.
00:41:07God, I've missed this.
00:41:08So have I.
00:41:11Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:13You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:41:15If she sees him, they're just gonna freak out.
00:41:17There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:41:19I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:41:28Yes, I guess I will go to the dance with you.
00:41:40Morning, dad.
00:41:40Good morning.
00:41:41Gotta run.
00:41:43You're in a good mood.
00:41:45Are you out here sweetie?
00:41:46I have to get a dress for the naval academy dance.
00:41:48My date Dean is a lieutenant, so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:41:53You and Dean are going to the dance together?
00:41:55How exciting.
00:41:56Does Christine know Dean?
00:41:58Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:42:01Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:42:04Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique, but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:42:09Oh, don't worry about that.
00:42:10I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:42:12If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:42:15Oh my god, thank you so much, Christine.
00:42:20I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:28I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:34Sorry, what was that?
00:42:35I had music in.
00:42:37Nothing, dear.
00:42:44Oh honey, did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:42:51Not yet, I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:42:57Good, you better.
00:42:59Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:43:04It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:43:06My stepsister?
00:43:08But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:43:12Oops, forgot my bag.
00:43:15Isn't that Dean's ex?
00:43:26Holy shit, dude, that was Hannah.
00:43:29My stepsister?
00:43:30So what?
00:43:32My stepsister?
00:43:34So what?
00:43:35Wait, so she is that Hannah?
00:43:38Dude, I told you she's my stepsister, Hannah.
00:43:43You're so dense, bro.
00:43:45But isn't that, like, weird?
00:43:50We've never met.
00:43:51It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:43:53Huh?
00:43:56Whatever you say.
00:44:05Can I help you?
00:44:06The shop appointment only.
00:44:08Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:44:10My stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me.
00:44:13I'm sorry, you're too late.
00:44:16Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:44:18Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:44:27I've never looked hotter.
00:44:34I've never looked hotter.
00:44:36Oh, seriously?
00:44:37She never gives up.
00:44:42Oh my god, what the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:44:46That's my dress you're wearing.
00:44:48Take it off.
00:44:51Please, Hannah.
00:44:52Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:44:58Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance,
00:45:01so none of your pathetic little stunts worked.
00:45:04Shit, all that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:13Is there a problem over here?
00:45:16Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:45:20Just get security to get her out of here.
00:45:22I don't feel safe here.
00:45:26I don't feel safe here.
00:45:28She's lying.
00:45:29She's the bully.
00:45:30She spread this horrible video of me all over school,
00:45:33and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:45:37I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance,
00:45:41but here she is harassing me again.
00:45:45How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:45:49You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:45:51She did it to me first.
00:45:53That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first,
00:45:56and now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:45:59I've heard enough.
00:46:00I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment,
00:46:03and now you're causing a major disturbance in the store.
00:46:07Security!
00:46:07You can't just take me away.
00:46:09This isn't fair.
00:46:10Please, you're hurting me.
00:46:20What did you do?
00:46:25What did you do?
00:46:26I didn't mean to.
00:46:27I swear, the guard was hurting me, and I was just trying to get away.
00:46:30Yeah, right, you psycho bitch.
00:46:31You did this on purpose.
00:46:32Oh, I'm the psycho bitch?
00:46:34I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:46:35It is not enough to kick her out.
00:46:37She needs to be arrested.
00:46:40Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:46:47Hey, drop her arms now.
00:46:48You're hurting me.
00:46:50What are you doing?
00:46:51Take her away.
00:46:52She ripped my dress.
00:46:53Isn't that like assault?
00:46:55Assault?
00:46:56What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:47:00Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:47:03Manhandle the customers like this?
00:47:06And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:47:10She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:47:14Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:47:17I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:47:23I think it's time someone punished her.
00:47:25Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home.
00:47:29You're fired.
00:47:30You can't do this.
00:47:32We're not at the academy.
00:47:33You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:47:35Actually, this is my family's business.
00:47:38My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:47:51I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:47:57You can pick out any dress at the store at no cost.
00:48:01It will make up for my little engagement.
00:48:06By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too,
00:48:10after you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:48:14Of course.
00:48:16That's why I'm here.
00:48:28Hannah's gone too far.
00:48:30I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:48:34Lisa, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:48:39Ow! What are you doing?
00:48:40Let me go!
00:48:43Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:48:45Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:48:48Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault?
00:48:51No?
00:48:52Then you better show up tonight.
00:48:55We're gonna finish what we started four years ago.
00:49:01Excuse me, ma'am.
00:49:06Could you help me?
00:49:16The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:49:18Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:25You look so perfect.
00:49:27I should be worn in public right now.
00:49:30Dean, we can't.
00:49:37I know, but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:49:42You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:49:45This feels just like prom.
00:49:47How can I trust that I'm not gonna get hurt again?
00:49:50You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah.
00:49:53I didn't then, and I won't now.
00:49:57Nothing will get in the way this time, I promise.
00:50:00Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6.
00:50:06Don't let me down, Dean.
00:50:20Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:23Hannah, wait!
00:50:37What do you think?
00:50:39Oh, honey.
00:50:41I love you.
00:50:43I love you.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:47I love you.
00:50:49I love you.
00:50:52Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:50:55You'll never look more beautiful, sweetie.
00:51:03Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:51:06I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:51:09My date should be here soon, too.
00:51:14There he is.
00:51:18Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:51:22We know that, sweetie.
00:51:23Dean is your stepbrother.
00:51:29Stepbrother?
00:51:33Stepbrother?
00:51:36This can't be happening.
00:51:38Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:42I need some air.
00:51:46Stop, talk to me.
00:51:47I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings.
00:51:49I'm impressed.
00:51:50I know we said we'd pick up where we left off,
00:51:52but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:51:53This doesn't change anything.
00:51:54This doesn't change who we are or how we feel.
00:51:56How can you say that?
00:51:57I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think
00:51:58that we could actually be together again.
00:51:59I thought I could just...
00:52:09We will be together.
00:52:12I love you, Hannah.
00:52:14I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:16Still?
00:52:18Even after all these years?
00:52:20I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:52:23I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:52:27Maybe it's stupid,
00:52:29but I kept hoping you'd come back one day
00:52:31and tell me you'd never stop loving me either.
00:52:33I saw you at the party that night.
00:52:36Thank God.
00:52:36I was so happy.
00:52:38I thought it was finally gonna happen.
00:52:41Dean, ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:52:47That last year of high school was hell without you,
00:52:49and I thought maybe once I went to college,
00:52:51I could finally forget about you,
00:52:52but no matter how many guys I talked to,
00:52:56none of them could compare to you.
00:53:00Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:53:06So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:53:09I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:53:20Oh, God.
00:53:22My dad would freak if he found out, and your mom,
00:53:24and oh, my God, the captain, Elise.
00:53:27Okay, no one can find out we're step-siblings.
00:53:31What are we gonna do?
00:53:32We're gonna go to the dance.
00:53:34We're gonna have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:38We're gonna keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:53:42Okay?
00:53:50So...
00:54:02I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:54:04That janitor got us so lucky.
00:54:05How could you afford a dress like that?
00:54:06She looks like a movie star.
00:54:10Nothing.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12What?
00:54:16Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:20I didn't want Dean to recognize me.
00:54:21He was uncautious, you moron.
00:54:24Besides, he's not gonna try anything anyway,
00:54:25not with the captains and professors here.
00:54:28So when are we gonna knock him out and set him up again?
00:54:30Shut up.
00:54:32Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:54:36I'm gonna wait until Hannah's alone,
00:54:39then we move in for the kill.
00:55:12I'm not here.
00:55:22It's pointing highs.
00:55:23Yeah, I don't know.
00:55:24I gotta be right.
00:55:36Dean.
00:55:38Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:55:41Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:55:42Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:55:45Don't worry, Hannah.
00:55:47No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:55:55Don't worry, Hannah.
00:55:56No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:55:59Step-siblings in love?
00:56:01If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:05This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:12I'm gonna hit the bathroom.
00:56:14Don't move, okay?
00:56:25Nice dress, Hannah,
00:56:26but I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:56:30Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:56:32I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance,
00:56:36and you got nothing.
00:56:40Oh, too slow this time.
00:56:42I'm gonna have the best night of my life,
00:56:44and you're not gonna stop me.
00:56:58Watch.
00:57:01Change of plans.
00:57:03Follow my lead.
00:57:04It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:13Fuck.
00:57:18Oh, no.
00:57:19Sorry.
00:57:20Sorry?
00:57:21God, you are such a klutz.
00:57:25Looking for your friend, Hannah?
00:57:27Or maybe Lieutenant Dumont?
00:57:30Sorry, cleaning girl.
00:57:32They're not here to save you now.
00:57:33Oh, my God, Skye.
00:57:43I have to help her.
00:57:44I'll be right back.
00:57:49Come on, let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:03God, I can't stand her.
00:58:08How am I supposed to put up with a whole other year of her bullshit?
00:58:12If you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out,
00:58:16she is gonna bully me until I lose my mind.
00:58:19We won't let it get that far.
00:58:21She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:58:24I don't know, Hannah.
00:58:26She is out to get you,
00:58:28and she won't stop until she does.
00:58:34Give this to that guy over there.
00:58:56Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:58:57A gift from Ms. Hannah Hart.
00:59:15Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
00:59:18Meet me upstairs in the room.
00:59:20Kiss, Hannah.
00:59:22Dude, you're gonna miss the ring ceremony.
00:59:25You're a top-ranking lieutenant.
00:59:27If you don't show up to give your speech,
00:59:29the captain's gonna demote you.
00:59:31Don't worry, I'll be back.
00:59:32I can't leave Hannah hanging.
00:59:52Follow him, quick.
00:59:56Jake, grab him.
01:00:20Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:00:22Come on, get your ass in here.
01:00:29Oh, my God.
01:00:33Looking for Dean?
01:00:35He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:00:37What?
01:00:38The note, the champagne.
01:00:45You guys better hurry up and vote,
01:00:46or the lieutenant's gonna miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:00:50What the hell?
01:00:52What the hell is Elise planning?
01:00:58I'm gonna hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:01:01You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:14Hey.
01:01:22Dean?
01:01:34Dean, what's wrong?
01:01:37Did you drug me?
01:01:38Of course not.
01:01:40Who gave you that champagne?
01:01:44Oh, jeez, you're burning up.
01:01:45Shh.
01:01:47You don't have to speak.
01:01:49Just be here with me.
01:01:52Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:01:55You've been drugged.
01:01:57Baby, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:02:01You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:02:04We can tell our parents.
01:02:05We can tell everyone.
01:02:07I can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:02:09I need you.
01:02:11I love you, Hannah.
01:02:20I love you, too.
01:02:21Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:32I got you now.
01:02:34Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:02:44You made it just in time.
01:02:46The ceremony's about to start.
01:02:48Did you really wear him out that much?
01:02:51Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:02:54You two for real?
01:02:56He was drugged.
01:02:57I think.
01:02:59Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:03:01Some server.
01:03:04I don't know.
01:03:06This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:03:09Everyone, it's time for a ring ceremony.
01:03:12He can't go up there.
01:03:13He doesn't have a choice.
01:03:15Congratulations to all of our junior academy students
01:03:18who have worked so hard to get through another challenging year.
01:03:23You have shown incredible discipline and you should all be very proud.
01:03:28Now I present to you your class's top ranking lieutenant, Dean Dumont.
01:03:45You are on thin ice, lieutenant.
01:03:49Any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:03:56To my fellow juniors who worked so hard.
01:04:01I would like to say that...
01:04:02You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:04:05We can tell our parents.
01:04:06We can tell everyone.
01:04:08No.
01:04:14Oh my god, they're related?
01:04:15But not by blood.
01:04:17It's kind of hot, TBH.
01:04:19Wait.
01:04:21I thought we all knew this already.
01:04:23And I'm so sorry.
01:04:40We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:04:43Please continue your celebrations while we work on our technical difficulties.
01:04:49Come with me.
01:04:50Now.
01:04:51Heart, you too.
01:04:54What were you two thinking?
01:05:03Heart, you broke the number one rule.
01:05:06No fraternizing with the students.
01:05:08Lieutenant Dumont, you've got the whole school in chaos
01:05:11because you insist on dating your stepsister?
01:05:15Have I got all this right?
01:05:16It's not how it sounds.
01:05:17We didn't know our parents were married.
01:05:20Is that so?
01:05:21Then that makes everything so much better.
01:05:23Captain, please.
01:05:25It's not Dane's fault.
01:05:26He was drugged tonight.
01:05:28Elise Lyons is behind all of this.
01:05:30You just can't keep my name out of your mouth, can you, Hannah?
01:05:34Hey, give that back!
01:05:36Check her phone, Captain.
01:05:37It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:05:43How exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this, Lyons?
01:05:47I didn't.
01:05:48I don't know how that got there.
01:05:49I was framed.
01:05:51Now I see who's really behind all of this drama.
01:05:55Elise Lyons.
01:05:57You're expelled.
01:05:59What?
01:06:01You're expelled.
01:06:03What?
01:06:04But they're pathological, incestuous liars.
01:06:08Last time I checked, step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:06:11You would know that if you got anything higher than a C in any of your classes.
01:06:15And liars, you say?
01:06:17Tell me, if we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now,
01:06:22would we find drugs in his system?
01:06:25Oh, you spineless little snitch!
01:06:28Don't even think about it.
01:06:38Jake, get the car ready.
01:06:41Now!
01:06:43Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:06:45Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:06:47What?
01:06:51Lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister?
01:06:54What the hell?
01:06:55It's in the tabloids everywhere.
01:06:58So much bad press for the Academy.
01:07:02Now, Dean, I technically can't expel you for this.
01:07:05But I can assure you, you will not be a senior commander.
01:07:10And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:07:13No, please don't fire her.
01:07:15Is there anything I can do?
01:07:17Go home, both of you.
01:07:20And determine if this is really worth it.
01:07:28What the hell do we do now?
01:07:32We have to do something.
01:07:34Something huge.
01:07:35Something that will make us all proud.
01:07:38We have to do something.
01:07:40Something huge.
01:07:41Something that will rip Dean and Hannah into little tiny pieces
01:07:46that they can never put back together again.
01:07:50Well?
01:07:52Do you have any ideas?
01:07:55Of course you don't.
01:07:56Hey, you're the mastermind here.
01:07:58You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:08:00It was your idea to assault them last time.
01:08:02It was your idea to drug them tonight.
01:08:03Shut up, you idiot!
01:08:06I told you, you can't go around saying things like that.
01:08:09I'm getting out of here.
01:08:10I'm changing my name.
01:08:10I'm fleeing the country.
01:08:12Pull yourself together, you dimwit.
01:08:15If you leave me to finish this job alone, then I will kill you.
01:08:23Look over there.
01:08:29Get in the car.
01:08:30We're gonna run them down.
01:08:33What?
01:08:33You heard me.
01:08:34If we don't do something major, then I'm getting locked up.
01:08:37Now get in the car and drive.
01:08:45Do I have to do everything myself?
01:08:48I wonder if our parents are the answer.
01:08:58I guess that answers that.
01:09:00We should get home.
01:09:01We have a lot of explains to do.
01:09:04You're going down, bitch!
01:09:06Hannah, look out!
01:09:18Dean?
01:09:21Dean!
01:09:34Dean!
01:09:40Thank God you're okay.
01:09:42Oh, sorry.
01:09:43I don't want to hurt you.
01:09:45Come here.
01:09:46Holding you is worth the pain.
01:09:51Thank you, Dean.
01:09:52You've saved my life.
01:09:55Just jumping in front of a car was all I had to do to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:10:02Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:10:04What do you think?
01:10:07It was her, Hannah.
01:10:10Elise.
01:10:12I saw her right before she hit me.
01:10:14She's really gone off the deep end.
01:10:18I'm sorry, Dean.
01:10:20For what?
01:10:21For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:10:27Oh, my poor baby!
01:10:28I'm so glad you're all right.
01:10:31You have some explaining to do.
01:10:35What?
01:10:38We can't explain.
01:10:40The photos online were a setup, but Dean and I...
01:10:43We're in love.
01:10:44We have been since we met in high school.
01:10:48We tried not to be.
01:10:50We tried to run away and just forget it, but...
01:10:52The universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:10:54I couldn't let her slip fingers again.
01:10:57Oh, that's true.
01:11:00We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:11:03I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:11:05I never cheated on you, Hannah.
01:11:08But then I bumped into him at the party and then again at the school and...
01:11:12All the feelings I'd buried for years came flooding back.
01:11:20Are you mad?
01:11:22Are you kidding me?
01:11:23We're furious!
01:11:26Are you mad?
01:11:28Are you kidding me?
01:11:29We're furious!
01:11:33We're furious you didn't tell us sooner!
01:11:36What?
01:11:38We have some news of our own.
01:11:42Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:11:46Why would you do that?
01:11:47Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:11:50I'm gay.
01:11:57This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:12:03That's cool, Mr. H, but are you okay with all this?
01:12:06Oh, yes.
01:12:07I set them up.
01:12:09Armand is my personal stylist.
01:12:15I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:12:19Wait.
01:12:21This means that you're actually not step-siblings anymore.
01:12:30Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:12:32As for the press, my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:12:38Speaking of my publicist, maybe I'll ask him out.
01:12:40I've always thought he was hot.
01:12:42Ooh, I like that for you, Mama.
01:12:45Now that that's settled, what are we gonna do about Elise?
01:12:48I know she was driving the car,
01:12:50but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime.
01:13:03I'm coming, Dean.
01:13:05I have your proof.
01:13:09I have it.
01:13:10I have proof that Elise Lyons is a certified psycho.
01:13:19Oh, my poor son.
01:13:21I can't believe that witch drugged you.
01:13:24It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:13:26Julie, let me go!
01:13:30Son of a bitch.
01:13:32Now I know for sure.
01:13:34Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:13:38Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:13:45Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:13:47Let's get you a doctor.
01:13:51You might have the proof, but where the hell is the criminal?
01:13:58I can help with that.
01:14:03I can help with that.
01:14:06What the hell are you doing here?
01:14:08Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean.
01:14:11You stay away from my family.
01:14:12No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:14:14I didn't want to do any of that shit, but Elise made me, okay?
01:14:18I was just some stupid teen who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:14:21I didn't know she was gonna force me to do all this horrible stuff.
01:14:26She said that if I didn't listen, she was gonna kill me.
01:14:29Where, where, where?
01:14:31Am I right?
01:14:33This sad boy crap, Jake, and tell us where Elise is.
01:14:37She's here, in the hospital, and she's out for blood.
01:14:43Oh, God.
01:14:45Hannah.
01:14:52Okay, the doctor's gonna be here soon.
01:14:54Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:02Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:10Hannah, look out!
01:15:18That's for messing with Scott.
01:15:20This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:15:25And that's for messing with me.
01:15:26Okay, you little bitch, you couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:15:33Sorry, Elise.
01:15:34Psycho's finished last.
01:15:36Hit this one while you're at it.
01:15:37I don't know, just, come on, I helped you guys out.
01:15:39Come on.
01:15:40Hey, no, no, no, no.
01:15:42After multiple counts of assault?
01:15:44Hell no.
01:15:45Brought in prison, asshole.
01:15:48Oh, and one more thing.
01:15:52Ow, my feet.
01:15:54I need those, you asshole.
01:15:56Come on.
01:15:58That was so badass.
01:16:01Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:16:07Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:10Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:13Came to check on my newest commander.
01:16:15But it looks like you've recovered nicely.
01:16:17And it looks like Hart here, you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:16:22She learned that all on her own.
01:16:24Wait, did you say commander?
01:16:29I thought you demoted me.
01:16:30I did, but your mother seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle and
01:16:35donated two million to the academy.
01:16:39I thought I'd reconsider if you're still interested.
01:16:42Yes, yes, thank you, Captain, I accept.
01:16:46But what about Hannah?
01:16:50I thought you'd ask that question.
01:16:52Luckily, we just had a position open up in the records office.
01:16:56I thought you'd appreciate something a little less hands-on.
01:17:01Thank you, Captain, I'd be honored.
01:17:04Great, I'll see you both on Monday.
01:17:13Now there's only one thing left to do.
01:17:22God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:17:32I'm fine, Elyse.
01:17:33Elyse can't ruin it.
01:17:35I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:17:43You know, you called me something back at the hospital.
01:17:46Boyfriend, was it?
01:17:49You noticed that, huh?
01:17:50Did you like it?
01:17:51I loved it.
01:17:53I've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:20God, you're so perfect.
01:18:30I'm never letting you go again.
01:18:33Please don't.
01:18:35I promise.
01:18:50I promise.