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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:49No one told you I'm good enough.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you all pay in hell.
00:01:05Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me.
00:01:07Get off of her.
00:01:08She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:11Tell me that you want to give up the money, and tell me that you love me.
00:01:23You drive me crazy.
00:01:24I drive you crazy.
00:01:25That's funny.
00:01:26You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:33their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:56ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:49Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Noah?
00:03:12What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:20And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:34Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:48Mia?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53It's right here.
00:03:54I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:08Noah?
00:04:09Open it.
00:04:16I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:18You didn't have to do that.
00:04:20I know.
00:04:29Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:34Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:37Dude, we can't.
00:04:38Yes, we can.
00:04:39No, we can't.
00:04:40This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:41Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:44Wake up, slut.
00:04:45Show's over.
00:04:46Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:48Fine by me.
00:04:49I'll be by the pool.
00:04:50Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:53I'm it.
00:04:57I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:02You have to save her.
00:05:05Jules?
00:05:06Jules?
00:05:07Come on.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules?
00:05:10Come on.
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:22You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What are you, a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:05Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:06You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:08I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:14You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:21Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:24Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:27And you know what?
00:06:28I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:31Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:34How convenient.
00:07:37Let the girls talk.
00:07:44After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:56Oh!
00:07:57Oh!
00:07:58Oh!
00:08:00Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:31I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noey.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:52Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:55I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:59Noah, she shoved me!
00:09:02And this is my rental too.
00:09:05So, what I say goes.
00:09:16Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:32Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:47I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:50It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:53I don't want your pity check.
00:09:56My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:58This is too humiliating.
00:10:00I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:17What are you doing home?
00:10:19I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:21No, no.
00:10:23That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:25Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:29I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:34Mia?
00:10:35Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:38But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:43Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:46Everything.
00:10:53I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:10:57Please don't call me that.
00:11:00You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:03I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:07Mia.
00:11:09Sorry.
00:11:10Mia.
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:23Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:34What are you still doing here?
00:11:36You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:38Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:47Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:07What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:11No, no, no.
00:12:13No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:17Tell her, Noah.
00:12:19Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:26And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:31Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:36And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:40Mia.
00:12:42I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:44Alone.
00:12:46Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:53She really has you by the balls.
00:12:56Don't insult me.
00:12:58Or what?
00:13:00You'll spank me?
00:13:02You can leave now.
00:13:03Hey.
00:13:05You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:12You're right.
00:13:14Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:18You're fired.
00:13:22You're right.
00:13:24Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:28You're fired.
00:13:29Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:13:59I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Doesn't look like she's jerking off.
00:14:16Noah!
00:14:17You come over here.
00:14:18Now!
00:14:23Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:25Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:27Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:30You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:34Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:38Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:55What are you doing?
00:15:05Guys!
00:15:07What the hell?
00:15:09What the fuck are you?
00:15:14You want your job back?
00:15:16Fuck me.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:15:22Play along.
00:15:23Why would I do that?
00:15:25You want your job back?
00:15:26You've got to earn it.
00:15:28Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:34Okay, fine.
00:15:35Go ahead.
00:15:40You're crazy.
00:15:41I'm committed.
00:15:47Yeah, baby.
00:15:48Give it to me.
00:15:50You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:52I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:58Noah!
00:15:59Come out right now!
00:16:03Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:04Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:05Oh, I'm coming!
00:16:06For the third time!
00:16:09Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:10Show me what you've got.
00:16:11Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:12Hand me your shirt now, now, now!
00:16:27Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:31Come on, baby.
00:16:34Jules, are you kidding me?
00:16:37You're so beautiful.
00:16:38You're seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:09Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah. What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:00Emmett, get out.
00:18:06Did I get my job back?
00:18:08Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:12To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:18You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:21I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:24Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:27Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:29I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:18:31Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:35Done.
00:18:37Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:46Not yet.
00:18:55Give me that.
00:18:56Not yet.
00:18:57I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:01But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:06This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:12I'll do it.
00:19:14Great.
00:19:19Let's seal the deal.
00:19:25Let's shake on it.
00:19:34All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:47Rule number one.
00:19:49No boners.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:33I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Blame on?
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:47Dinner is served.
00:21:54Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:05Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You wanna help?
00:22:11Huh?
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:10Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:40If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:52Don't run away from me.
00:23:57Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:02And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:15You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:20Hey.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:50What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:24:58Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:01Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:03Whatever.
00:25:05I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:08Mia's your best friend?
00:25:10Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:13People can tell.
00:25:15Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People can tell multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:26:06What are you doing here?
00:26:08Taking a shower.
00:26:12Remember.
00:26:14No going in.
00:26:16You wish.
00:26:24Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:27I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:31What's with this guy?
00:26:33One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:35Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:44Don't look now.
00:26:46I'm not looking.
00:26:48I'm not looking.
00:26:50I'm not looking.
00:26:52I'm not looking.
00:26:54I'm not looking.
00:26:56I'm not looking.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:20Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:44What are you talking about?
00:28:46I never said anything about this, David.
00:28:49But Herb's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:23I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:38I mean, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:42Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:04Mitch!
00:30:06Don't touch me!
00:30:07Get off of me!
00:30:28You're so hot.
00:30:29I gotta get out of here.
00:30:31The pain is so hard.
00:30:33Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:35You and duels are officially over no no no way dude like
00:31:04I'm just gonna distract myself screw around a little bit. She'll come crawling back
00:31:11Speak of the devil
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules dude look you
00:31:22Don't know what's going on
00:31:30Yeah
00:31:34Dude
00:31:39Did you post this
00:31:50Jules did you post this I?
00:31:57Don't know Jules. Why would you take a video of us having sex and post it? What are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:05How do I know you didn't plant it Jules I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party
00:32:11Know that we just had sex
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you. You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus. Whoa you don't mean that
00:32:22Lose my number. I never want to see you again
00:32:26Fine feelings mutual
00:32:29You
00:32:31Great you just blew it with a girl. You've had feelings for since freshman year
00:32:38Mia thank God you're here
00:32:41Listen Jules
00:32:43None of us want to be associated with you anymore. You're a skank
00:32:48So get out and don't come back
00:32:58You
00:33:19Saved me
00:33:28I
00:33:33Feels better doesn't it
00:33:36And now since I saved you maybe you can make me feel better
00:33:42Emmett
00:33:44Don't even think about it go on Jules tell your boyfriend how I saved you Jules. Tell him to leave we have to talk
00:33:51I
00:33:56Mean thank you for saving me, but I got it from here
00:34:05One step closer to making her mine
00:34:14Jules what the fuck was that? I can explain everything good explain now
00:34:21You
00:34:26Yeah, how do you know that takes one to know one remember don't tell anybody about this, okay
00:34:39I'm not some dirty little secret. I never said that okay
00:34:51You
00:34:56Know once we make this official. I'm gonna post this everywhere that way everyone can see it, but for right now
00:35:05It's party time
00:35:13OMG I finally hooked up with Noah ah I
00:35:17Wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth. How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do
00:35:26If you saw him naked you'd understand
00:35:29You spare me the visual I thought you hated that guy
00:35:33Noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy he and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett more than I ever liked anyone
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me
00:35:51Except for the one about you. I called you arrogant and cocky. That's true
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you
00:36:13Is that true
00:36:17It's true I liked you
00:36:22Jules how am I supposed to trust you? I mean really?
00:36:27All right, I need to see the text from your phone so that way I could know that they're legit
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts he'll finally believe me I
00:36:39Guess you can't there's no way for me to prove it
00:36:47I
00:36:50Know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked you Jules. I really did
00:37:01Give those two until the end of today to what bone
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad it's like they're obsessed with me I don't think they remember you exist
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember
00:37:24Okay, the rules of the game are simple you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:37:29When the smoke stops you kiss whoever blows you
00:37:47Oh
00:38:00She never kissed me like that my turn
00:38:03Hmm no smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:38:33You
00:38:40Keep the circle moving
00:38:53Get off dude, I took her virginity. What's a little pack?
00:38:58Why would you tell everyone that remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:39:08Hey Jules
00:39:10Jules, you're a pig. Hey Emmett is lying. Okay, he's lying
00:39:14I knew that you guys were hooking up. All right, but that was well before I had feelings for you
00:39:20You have feelings for me
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up. All right, but that was well before I had feelings for you
00:39:32You have feelings for me. Yes Jules. I have feelings for you
00:39:36You do
00:39:38Yeah, I have all the feelings confusion frustration
00:39:42Blind rage predict. Yeah, but you know what sometimes Jules sometimes you make me really happy
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt. I
00:39:52Broke your trust and when that video was leaked my trust was broken, too
00:39:58I
00:40:04Mean I trusted you and you let me down and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again
00:40:10Do you want to get back together
00:40:14You said no feelings
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me
00:40:21Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real tell me that you want to give up the money
00:40:35It looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her doesn't he know that she's poor I didn't know she was poor
00:40:46Mm-hmm
00:40:48Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother so owes money to
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she could forget. She's poor spending money always makes me feel better
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that
00:41:12It's not that easy
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question. I'm not avoiding it look if I don't get the money
00:41:21I'll lose everything. What do you mean? I?
00:41:25Mean Mia, and I want to take you shopping
00:41:29Destiny me and Jules are talking
00:41:32She's about to answer a very important question
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia
00:41:36But I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad in
00:41:42the debt
00:41:44We can talk later. I promise
00:41:58The girls go shopping Saturdays are for the boys
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:42:06I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship
00:42:12Do the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas like me the internship is mine
00:42:21Believe me me and Jules are in this for good or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up
00:42:35If it isn't my favorite customer, oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:42:42Oh my god, it's gorgeous. I'm gonna go try this on
00:42:57No, I use the measurements that you gave me no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit maybe the zipper stuck
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping
00:43:09Do you not remember me I
00:43:11Used to be in here all the time. Oh, she can't afford this place anymore. She can only shop at thrift stores
00:43:17Well what Mia says goes so your money's no good here
00:43:22You know what? You're right. I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:43:29Mm-hmm. That's it. You're out. Oh
00:43:32Oh, mr. Allen, excuse me, I'm just gonna take out the trash trash. Yeah, that's my girlfriend
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique see this car
00:43:51Has no spending limit my girlfriend get whatever she wants
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first no way this is mine
00:44:01Are you gonna purchase it? No, not with this janky little zipper
00:44:05Great. Let's try on jewels
00:44:21What do you think
00:44:26No, huh
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up
00:44:32Of course
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress is it too expensive no it breaks a no-boner rule
00:44:55Well, aren't you gonna thank me
00:45:02I
00:45:07Thank you Noah
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:45:21Put the dress on my card
00:45:25Excuse me. Um, I am missing a very expensive necklace
00:45:32I bet she stole it. I would never then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:39Fine whatever Mia
00:45:55See told ya
00:46:02I
00:46:03Don't know how that got there
00:46:05well, she stole it and
00:46:08I believe that $500 is a felony. Mm-hmm. Call the police
00:46:15Don't call the police
00:46:17This is all my fault. No, it's not. Yes it is. I
00:46:22Wanted to surprise you so I put the necklace in your purse
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:46:28You can't do this. It's a waste of money
00:46:31Neither of us want me to win
00:46:34It's worth it. Trust me
00:46:36Can you look beautiful in that dress?
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well, please and thank you
00:46:42Oh
00:46:56This is looking pretty hot tonight
00:46:59Yeah, juice, which I'd ever know enjoy a while last because after tonight a little slept begging for me
00:47:06I
00:47:10Watch your mouth. Don't talk about Jules like that
00:47:14Okay, dude Jules was mine first I dumped her okay
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me Jules broke up with you so she could be with me
00:47:26Okay, all right
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet
00:47:30Yeah, I
00:47:32Get Jules's panties off by the end of tonight you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house
00:47:37Hmm fine, and when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer
00:47:42Okay, I don't even want you looking at
00:47:45deal
00:47:50You better not make me go into that club alone Jules you were looking so hot in that dress
00:48:03Eat shit. Hey
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts Noah because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:48:25Hey
00:48:27I
00:48:32Don't know Jules
00:48:35You uh, you didn't answer my question
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here because I think it sucks Jules
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me for real no contracts and no money I mean
00:48:50I
00:48:52Need you to come with me
00:48:54Destiny we're right in the middle of something like I care. I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:49:01I'm sorry. We'll talk about it later. Okay, have fun
00:49:07Here put this on I
00:49:10Entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:49:13You're crazy, well if you're too afraid you can just back out now
00:49:22You're on
00:49:29Follow me
00:49:35Let the show begin
00:49:42You
00:49:50Think you're hot shit. Well, it's time for you to prove it
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and happy tonight is electric lounges lap dance competition
00:50:04The
00:50:06Rules are simple each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter?
00:50:34I
00:51:05Oh
00:51:17Top that
00:51:20You
00:51:33Top that
00:51:49Oh
00:52:11The most beautiful girl here
00:52:20You
00:52:22I
00:52:49Need the lady killer special now
00:52:53I got you
00:52:57Visit that and the winner of the lap dance contest is and
00:53:05The winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:17As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public
00:53:30Jewels wait
00:53:36You look upset
00:53:39What are you my therapist fuck off no just just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:47Jewels
00:53:49Something that can make you feel better
00:53:53Oh
00:53:55What is that okay time on jewels you wanna have some fun
00:54:05No, thanks
00:54:07Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this better play along
00:54:22I
00:54:26Bottoms up
00:54:29Cheers
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on. I'm gonna go change
00:54:41Destiny have you seen jewels? I saw her running off to the dressing room and it was with her
00:54:49That little shit
00:54:53I
00:54:56Don't move
00:55:03What do you think you're doing
00:55:05Stop denying yourself jewels
00:55:08Both know you want this
00:55:10Be gentle just like our first time remember
00:55:14back off
00:55:16Relax baby. Let that II kick in you gave me drugs so you could fuck me. Oh
00:55:22Who's gonna fuck you anyways?
00:55:24Let go of me. This is just gonna take a minute
00:55:30Emmett let go and we can pretend like this never happened. Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done
00:55:45No, I help me
00:55:52No problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend, what's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett she doesn't want you. What are you doing? She wants me so bad, dude, even if she won't say so
00:56:12Dude I thought we were friends. I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:23This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:43You look like just just kicked my ass all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50Hey
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:59Yeah, stop
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me be so fucking for real and that would never want to skank like you
00:57:12you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me and
00:57:17And you know what he's coming back to the house with me tonight
00:57:23Mia sit down
00:57:25Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you. Okay, Noah, let's go
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:47I
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:54You're hurting let me help you
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching
00:58:17I
00:58:22Still think I should take you to a hospital. I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with really I
00:58:29Didn't take them
00:58:30You didn't take the pills
00:58:37You know, I got something better than II it's twice as fun and I've been saving it just for you
00:58:47You
00:58:52What are you trying to give me
00:58:58Rocky Road. Oh
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:59:25I gotta show you something
00:59:36I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:45And I only dated me to make you jealous
00:59:53It worked
01:00:14I'm gonna get you now
01:00:34What if somebody sees everybody's at the club I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:44Oh
01:01:15Oh, hi, this is Alan, it's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it
01:01:44Hey sleepyhead
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49Thought I wore you out last night. I'm ready for another round
01:01:54Hey, can you knock can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up get up
01:02:01Unless there's a fire. I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:02:14You
01:02:16You're fucking with me, what's the big deal? There's the drugs and the mess and you what about me?
01:02:22She like totally thinks you're a slut, but like in a bad way
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing. I
01:02:30Need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract mom
01:02:36Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules do not let my mom know that we're here. All right
01:02:44I
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear
01:02:58Get your brother
01:03:14My baby boy
01:03:19I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:44Oh
01:03:45She just left
01:03:48I
01:03:50Can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:54What is that slut doing here
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape get out of this house mom Noah a little help
01:04:05mom
01:04:07This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer
01:04:14Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see with your clothes on
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans, oh, yes we do
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now, I have no idea what got into her head I am so sorry
01:04:39Okay, but after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her
01:04:42Look just play along for a couple hours. Okay, please
01:04:55My head hurts, can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin? Yeah, I have some in my purse. Oh, thanks
01:05:12I
01:05:20Need water
01:05:24What did you do my mom aspirin aspirin
01:05:33Jules do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35I
01:05:41Have an idea, why don't we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar
01:05:52Jules what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club. No way you gave her those I didn't give them
01:06:00She found them
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance? Oh, no fucking way Jules
01:06:05She hates you already. What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go
01:06:26Mom get out of the pool
01:06:36Oh
01:06:41Save me. Oh, absolutely not. I'm not going in there
01:07:06Oh
01:07:13Here I brought you some tea I
01:07:21Was wrong about you I'd much rather see my son with you the girl like Mia
01:07:27I
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her I
01:07:38Hope I was a good maid
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know made
01:07:49Girlfriend, it doesn't matter. I
01:07:53Still gotta pay to hang out with me
01:07:56No feelings remember I
01:08:04Throw that contract away if it were up to me, I'll tear it up right now. I mean I
01:08:14Need that money more than I want you
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money really
01:08:32when I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:08:36How I can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:47Come with me
01:08:53I'm gonna give you the money
01:08:56Now as your boss as your boyfriend
01:09:00Jules I want to give you everything I
01:09:04Don't know what to say
01:09:09Just let me take care of you
01:09:16And tell me that you love me I
01:09:19I
01:09:21Don't think I can say it
01:09:26Let me take care of you it's the least you can do
01:09:32Fine
01:09:34You can take care of me, okay
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do
01:09:45Good morning, everyone
01:09:48Lisa you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you. I
01:09:55Was just leaving you're not leaving Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:04After your little sex video was released at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:11but
01:10:13After you saved me
01:10:15all I can say is
01:10:18Welcome to the family
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring that was before you left me to drown
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend Ronaldo in Cancun
01:10:36Adios
01:10:39My mom
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:48Good luck with that. I
01:10:50Don't need luck. I have a really big brain
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here
01:11:06What is this
01:11:15You what died in here
01:11:18Manhood
01:11:20Listen I have something juicy for you. I
01:11:26Don't like to read
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship. It's cheating. Oh
01:11:38Great finally figured it out. Good boy. I
01:11:43Think it's time for you to cheat, too
01:11:48I
01:11:51Thought this was summer vacation, I know I know but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:12:02What up lovebirds
01:12:05Emmett I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:10Who are you I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:23Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:27And it called me up and told me about your summer house setup. I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:32The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy I'd like to be your friend
01:12:41I have enough friends. Thanks
01:12:46Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:50I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and Emma promised me lots of trouble
01:12:56I'm a guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:58I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and Emma promised me lots of trouble
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained and I get bored easy
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:13:20Interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship. Well, I'll see you in the office
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits. Mm-hmm
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for he's a total clown
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made. Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team. I was on and I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career and
01:14:07then our sex tape got released and
01:14:10All my job prospects were completely toast. The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:14:17Jules I need this internship and so do you
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:14:24You
01:14:28Lied to me. No, I didn't lie to you. I just I just didn't tell you everything. I'm sorry
01:14:38Everybody let's get the party started
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:54I
01:14:57Met a lot of pretty girls
01:15:00There's something special about you
01:15:02You're so
01:15:04Beautiful
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken
01:15:09Not trying to marry you
01:15:11Noah
01:15:12Tell me
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up? That'd be me
01:15:20You're a lucky man, I know
01:15:25How long is he gonna be here
01:15:29I'll protect you
01:15:31Look at here the happy little couple
01:15:35Hmm from full mates to soul mates
01:15:43Emmett no one and I are talking
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man, yeah, it's finally gonna win her bet what bet
01:15:59What bet I
01:16:01Told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:07That's not true
01:16:09Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won. So I recorded the whole thing you play that I'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:19I
01:16:22Don't want to hear it
01:16:23Yeah
01:16:25Probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:16:29Hmm. I was nothing but a bet to you. I
01:16:34Was nothing but a bet to you I was nothing but a check to you
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off
01:16:42I
01:16:49Wouldn't want to do that
01:16:51I
01:16:53Don't care about anybody except Jules
01:16:57You're pathetic
01:17:05What were you thinking that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you
01:17:15You're a sexy girl
01:17:18You could have a lot of fun. I don't have time for that shit and make time. There's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:25the boys share their toys
01:17:28And I want to play with you. I
01:17:31Don't want to be played with if you play nice. I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night
01:17:54In your dreams
01:18:00Mia
01:18:02You know where Jules is, yeah, you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:06Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:18:09Mia a
01:18:10Lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you get it through your head. I want to be with Jules
01:18:16Why do you like her so much? I don't like her. I
01:18:22Love her
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30You know, she planted that sex tape, right? Yeah. Well, she said she didn't found a girlfriend
01:18:48If I do what you say and you'll give Noah this job, yes, and it's the only way you get in
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:02Wait
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you
01:19:06Damn
01:19:07You were great
01:19:09Just one kiss
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:19:21Don't play hard to get
01:19:28Get off
01:19:34Get off
01:19:36Let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her alone. I'm gonna break your fingers you wouldn't dare
01:19:45You little shit
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman
01:19:48Yeah
01:19:49It looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:19:55Oh
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around
01:20:06Yeah, you know, I bet your wife would love to hear that. Please don't tell my wife
01:20:10Get out of my face old man
01:20:13I
01:20:22Could you do that to me Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me Jules it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me I saw you kissing back I
01:20:34I
01:20:38Should be the one that's mad you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship you were getting money out of the deal
01:20:45So why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him it matters
01:20:55Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:21:03You're fired get out of my house
01:21:23You're gone for good bitch
01:21:26You
01:21:29Never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go I
01:21:36Played you and I won
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you. Oh
01:21:42Honey, this has everything to do with me. I
01:21:48I
01:21:51Planted the camera in your room and
01:21:54Then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:57And then I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:06You thought you were better than me
01:22:09But I always win
01:22:11All I fucking do is win
01:22:18a
01:22:20Miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:32Mom I saved the house. It's too late
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything
01:23:09Can I help you what are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:13My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship, I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
01:23:31I have a big tip for you. Seriously smile more
01:23:43You this money feels dirty I never want to see this check again
01:24:01Miss me
01:24:07Miss me
01:24:12I
01:24:17Deserve that
01:24:22Look I wrote us up a new contract. All right, and I think you really like it
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house, yeah this morning I bought it
01:24:37You bought my house from under us look at the name on the title
01:24:43Oh my god
01:24:46You put it under my name
01:24:48Cheers Jules, it's all yours
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:57Another condition
01:24:59What do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again sleep with your boss drug your mom? No
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight
01:25:12I
01:25:17Did 8 p.m. And I want you to wear this
01:25:33What are you doing here Noah told me to come really Oh
01:25:39How pathetic Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:46He's proposing to you
01:25:48When did you two get back together? Oh, it's not official yet
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing. I
01:26:00Guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you. No decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:08Mia
01:26:09Jules, I am so happy that both of you were here. Why did you invite me here to watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17propose
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you? Oh, please big question
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question
01:26:27Mia why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:30How did you know about that well because I made a huge mistake and
01:26:34When you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules's fight
01:26:37You know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:41Okay
01:26:42fine
01:26:44Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:47But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces. What are you gonna do arrest me?
01:26:53Actually, that's my job
01:26:55You're under arrest for revenge porn, but you're not actually doing this, are you you're not what they're for call my dad
01:27:04If you invited me here to watch that I appreciate it, that's not why I invited you here
01:27:17Everybody
01:27:19What is he doing
01:27:23I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:27:30And here are my secrets
01:27:34I scream when I see spiders
01:27:36I do
01:27:38And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I scream when I see spiders
01:27:43I scream when I see spiders
01:27:46And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there
01:27:53And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights no, what are you doing you look like a crazy person and I have one more secret
01:28:02Jules I am stupidly in love with you
01:28:09And I want to make it official jules right here in front of everybody
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:28:42You
01:28:44You
01:28:46You
01:28:49You
01:29:11Jules why did you reject me in front of everybody? I didn't I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:29:18Jules do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do now let's party