His dachshunds are his babies — watch what happens when he has a human baby! We talked to George about how Pizza and Sizzle have turned his life into chaos, perfectly preparing him to become a dad ❤️
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00:00There's an invasion happening, but actually good news, not for you. We are having a real baby, a human baby
00:10Not a Dachshund baby. Pizza, you are gonna be a big sister. I think you're gonna have to be
00:17She's completely giving me the cold shoulder
00:19I'm here. Oh, I'm sorry darling. I can't hear you. I've got my ear defenders. You're gonna have to bark a bit louder. I'm sorry.
00:28Every day these two sausages test my mettle in every possible way they can think of.
00:33Oh, get out of the vegetable pack. Get out. Get out. Get out. Come on. Come here. Come here. Naughty girl.
00:43It's more like mud.
00:44It's almost like they're doing this on purpose.
00:47Right, okay. Look at this little sausage. Caught red-handed. Yeah, sizzle. Investigate, please.
00:54I thought we hadn't seen you for a couple of hours. Naughty girl.
00:58Let's fill your tummy for what you've been eating. Yeah, guilty. Got guilt written all over.
01:03They're demanding.
01:04Oh, sorry, sorry. Have you got a jealousy problem?
01:07Particular.
01:08Pizza has had a classic return to form.
01:11She looks like she's riding a London cab with her arm out the window.
01:16But she is, after all, the queen.
01:18Seems quite well, darling.
01:20Unpredictable.
01:21I'm pretty sure, sizzle, you ate fox poo and you're licking me. And you rolled in it.
01:28And always, always hungry.
01:30It is an hour and a half before her designated feeding time and she's begging for her food, but also the bread that came out of the bread maker yesterday.
01:40Oh, and thirsty.
01:41All right, this sneaky little sausage sneaks up behind the sofa and drinks my water.
01:47This is her worst bloody hell.
01:50You have two seconds to come up with a good excuse.
01:55Okay, guilty.
01:56These two have been in my life for so long, I know them like the back of my hand.
02:01I mean, it obviously sizzled.
02:04He's noticing it straight away.
02:08They prefer things just the way they are. In other words, my constant attention at all times.
02:13So I wonder how they're going to take the news.
02:16There's an invasion happening in three to four weeks into the queen's kingdom.
02:29All things considered, they took it pretty well.
02:34If anything, it's comforting to know nothing has changed.
02:38You be the baby too.
02:40I'm on baby duty.
02:42This is what I'm trying to do.
02:44Careful, careful, careful, careful.
02:45They'll still demand attention.
02:47Hi darling.
02:48Hi darling.
02:50Hi darling.
02:51Yes.
02:55Hi.
02:59Even if they'll have to share it with their sister.
03:04And I've realized with all the neediness and chaos.
03:16You have watched me complain about the neediness of Dachshunds.
03:20That they always want to be picked up.
03:22They always want to be fed.
03:24None of you thought to warn me that babies are like Dachshunds on steroids.
03:28They're like the final boss of Dachshunds.
03:30On top of all of that, I'm now getting peppered by farts on a regular basis.
03:34From one, two, and the final boss down there, number three.
03:38Maybe Peter and Sizzle were preparing me for parenthood all along.
03:47Sizzle.
03:50What are you doing?
03:51Go on, get inside.
03:53You've been caught red-handed.
03:55Go on, naughty boo.
03:56Bed.
03:57Naughty boo.