Parkour Civilization | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer | dG1fRmFiTW5LT01RRUE
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00:00Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef.
00:12That's just life in Parkour Civilization.
00:15If you want to survive, you have to parkour.
00:17It's Parkour Civilization, even the animals have to do a parkour course.
00:21Every parkour noob has the same goal, and that's to make it to the top layer, where
00:25all the parkour pros live.
00:27There's only one way up, the Temple of Parkour, the only structure in the world that combines
00:32the bottom layer to the top layer.
00:34To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hardcore course that no parkour noob has ever
00:39completed.
00:40My entire life, I've been training for one goal, and that's to go to the Temple of Parkour
00:45and complete the impossible course to rank up and become a parkour pro.
00:49Open up, it's time for parkour.
00:51You can do the one block jump for the chicken, or you can attempt the one block vertical
00:54jump for the beef.
00:56Another noob here to try and get a ticket.
00:57I don't know man, I'm kind of nervous, I'm gonna fall.
00:59That was my only chance, I'm not gonna lie.
01:01The book was Reviewed by a Parkour Noob.
01:04You guys never ranked up.
01:11Out here, everything is parkour.
01:14You want to get through this?
01:16Do as I say.
01:18Now pick up what you can, and jump.
01:26You think a noob could ever be a parkour master?
01:29I challenge you to a parkour battle.
01:31It's not about fairness, it's about order.
01:34Behold, Brewing Stand Parkour.
01:36All of this parkour, just to die by the champion.
01:39There must be a parkour god looking out for me.
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