Darla Peterson has just found out she owes the IRS $349,000.22. She teams up with a sentient kombucha scoby named Mother | dG1fRkx4OXp0dHNTQ0k
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00:00If you hear a voice from inside the shipping container, ignore it.
00:13It's your CPA, Darla.
00:17I know who it is.
00:18Hi, Darla.
00:19You have 29 days to pay the IRS.
00:21I'm aware of that.
00:24Would you like an orgasm, Darla Peterson?
00:27Lie in the tub and drape me over you.
00:36Darla Peterson, did you know that with your age, height, and personality, you are more
00:43likely to die of loneliness than of old age?
00:48Are you in trouble, Darla?
00:54You're not perfect, Phil.
00:56I'm not a loner.
00:59You aren't, for sure.
01:03Darla Peterson, will you come with me when I go to space tomorrow?
01:10You won't go to space tomorrow.
01:11I don't mean to pester you.
01:13You are a busy woman doing important work.
01:23Please, just menage this client and we can talk when we're home.
01:30No.
01:31Do it.
01:32No.
01:33Do you want to go to space or not?
01:34Mother is a sentient orgasm-granting yeast mass, and I'm going to charge people $1,000
01:39to have mind-blowing orgasms until our debt is paid, and then I will assist her in her
01:43continuing journey to space.
01:44Sweet baby Jesus.