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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny! You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:00:13For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett. This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid!
00:00:45I'm not cleaning anything up for you. Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me. Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah. She did have a good pussy though.
00:01:28You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell is going on?
00:01:50Noah?
00:01:51What the hell is going on?
00:01:53Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:59And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:02:02Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:05That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care? She released a video of you two having sex.
00:02:17And I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia? Give me your phone.
00:02:28What?
00:02:29Give me your phone.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31It's right here. I got you.
00:02:35I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:46Noah?
00:02:53Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:02Whoa.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:11Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:12Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:14Dude, we can't.
00:03:15Yes, we can.
00:03:16No, we can't.
00:03:17This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:18Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:22Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:24Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:26Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:37You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on.
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:48You okay?
00:03:51Thank God.
00:03:53Alright, let's get you up.
00:03:56I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:00Jules.
00:04:02You're not going anywhere.
00:04:03I'm fine.
00:04:04Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:05You know, Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:07I'm fine.
00:04:08You're not going anywhere.
00:04:09I'm fine.
00:04:10You're not going anywhere.
00:04:11I'm fine.
00:04:12You're not going anywhere.
00:04:13I'm fine.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15I'm fine.
00:04:16Thanks to me.
00:04:17You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:21What are you, a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress.
00:04:40What are you trying to do?
00:04:42Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:46I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:52You know what I think?
00:04:54I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:59Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:11You still want me.
00:05:13Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:32Then let's make it easy.
00:05:34Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her.
00:05:55Did someone say my name?
00:06:00You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:10We're not hooking up.
00:06:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:15Be so fucking for real.
00:06:18Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:20It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:26How convenient.
00:06:29Let the girls talk.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:37After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:50Did you just spit on me?
00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:57Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:03And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:12Ow!
00:07:14Noah!
00:07:15Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me!
00:07:17Oh my god.
00:07:18Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:21I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:27Thanks, Noey.
00:07:30Fire her.
00:07:39Fire her.
00:07:43Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:46I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:51Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:53Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:56And this is my rental too.
00:07:59So, what I say goes.
00:08:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:13So you should probably go.
00:08:18I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:22Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:29Jules.
00:08:32Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:41I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:44It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:47I don't want your pity check.
00:08:49My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:52This is too humiliating.
00:08:54I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:09:08What are you doing home?
00:09:10I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:12No, no.
00:09:14That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:16Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:20I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:24Mia?
00:09:26Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:29But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:34Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:38Everything!
00:09:40I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:44Please don't call me that.
00:09:47You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:51I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:55Mia.
00:09:57Slow down, okay?
00:09:59We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:02What? You still have feelings for me?
00:10:05No.
00:10:07What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:11I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:14Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:21I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:24What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:29Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:34Nobody wants you here.
00:10:36I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:40I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:10:44I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:49After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:10:55What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:59What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:01I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:08Tell her, Noah.
00:11:10Prove it.
00:11:15I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:21Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:26And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:29Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:35Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:43She really has you by the balls.
00:11:46Don't insult me.
00:11:48Or what? You'll spank me?
00:11:52You can leave now.
00:11:53You can leave now.
00:11:55Hey.
00:11:58You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:05You're right.
00:12:07Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:11You're fired.
00:12:15You're right.
00:12:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:21You're fired.
00:12:24Hey.
00:12:28You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:31Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:33Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:12:38You can't just leave.
00:12:40You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:48You're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:54Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:57Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:13:05Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:13:13Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:16Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:19Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:21You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:25Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:29Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:43What are you doing?
00:13:52Guys!
00:13:54What the hell?
00:13:56What the fuck are you?
00:14:01You want your job back? Fuck me.
00:14:07Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:10Play along.
00:14:12Why would I do that?
00:14:14You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:17Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:19Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:33You're crazy.
00:14:35Crazy like a fox.
00:14:39Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:45I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:50Noah, come out right now.
00:14:55Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:58I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:01Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:15:08Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt now. Now. Now.
00:15:15Oh.
00:15:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:30Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:35You fucking bitch.
00:15:37You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:40Take it up with Noah.
00:15:42This isn't over.
00:15:43If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:50I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:59Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what? I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:07Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:15You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:16:17Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:16:19We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:29Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:33Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:51Emmet, get out.
00:16:57Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:01To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:07You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:17:10I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:14Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:17Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:20Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:25Done.
00:17:27Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:34Give me that.
00:17:36Not yet.
00:17:43Give me that.
00:17:45Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:49On the last day at the summer house.
00:17:52But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:56This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:05Great.
00:18:10Let's seal the deal.
00:18:20I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:22Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:24You can't resist me.
00:18:28Alright. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:32Rule number one.
00:18:34No boners.
00:18:36You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:39You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:41No, sir.
00:18:43I'm sorry.
00:18:45I'm sorry.
00:18:47I'm sorry.
00:18:49I'm sorry.
00:18:51I'm sorry.
00:18:53I'm sorry.
00:18:55I'm sorry.
00:18:57I'm sorry.
00:18:59I'm sorry.
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04Just one.
00:19:06No feelings.
00:19:08I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:11You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:18Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:22Yeah, I do.
00:19:24I have one.
00:19:27No one touches you but me.
00:19:32You don't own me.
00:19:34Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:36While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:40So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:53Let the show begin.
00:19:55Ew.
00:19:57I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:59There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:01You kicked me out.
00:20:03Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:08Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:11At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:17Mia.
00:20:19Do not talk to me or Jules.
00:20:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:20:25This is my house.
00:20:27And Jules is my...
00:20:52I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:55I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:59Game on.
00:21:01Jason!
00:21:03Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:07Dinner is served.
00:21:14Let's fucking go!
00:21:17Yay!
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:27Oops.
00:21:29I spilled.
00:21:31Emmett?
00:21:33You want to help?
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:44Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:47Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:56Noah.
00:21:58Are you thirsty?
00:22:04Jules.
00:22:06Take your shirt off.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:34Oops.
00:22:36I spilled a little.
00:22:38Jules.
00:22:40I'm still thirsty.
00:22:48Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:51I have to go.
00:23:01If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:07Choke on it.
00:23:12Don't run away from me.
00:23:18Don't touch me.
00:23:20Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:23:26Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:33You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:37Yeah, I know.
00:23:39Now you're going to strip for me?
00:23:42You're shivering.
00:23:44Come here.
00:23:48Come here.
00:23:58Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:24What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:37Whatever.
00:24:39I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:42Mia's your best friend?
00:24:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:47People contain multitudes.
00:24:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:02If you know what I mean.
00:25:15Like what you see?
00:25:18I do, actually.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43Taking a shower.
00:25:44Taking a shower.
00:25:48Remember.
00:25:50No going in.
00:25:52You wish.
00:26:01Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:03I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:15What's with this guy?
00:26:17One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:19Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:28Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:37Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:48Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:26:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:26:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:26:58You're right.
00:27:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:04I'm not going to let her ruin my summer.
00:27:07Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:10Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:12You should definitely let everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:18Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:22Everyone must decide right now, whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:29Mia, would you relax?
00:27:31We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:35What's Survivor?
00:27:37A show for old people.
00:27:39Ew! That's so boring.
00:27:40I'm kidding.
00:27:42Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:46What game is she trying to play?
00:27:49Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:54Come on, Mia.
00:27:56We used to be best friends.
00:27:58Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:28:01You're right.
00:28:03We did used to be best friends.
00:28:05And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:11It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:16What are you talking about?
00:28:18I never said anything about...
00:28:20Save it.
00:28:22Proof's right here.
00:28:24And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:28Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:33I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:37I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:43Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:46Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:51They can?
00:28:53I never said that.
00:28:55Mia did.
00:28:57She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:28:59Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:04Hey!
00:29:05I paid good money for these.
00:29:08Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:10Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:12Really?
00:29:14Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:16She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:19Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:25Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:28You said that about me?
00:29:30I can explain.
00:29:32Save your breath.
00:29:35Bitch!
00:29:37Don't touch me!
00:29:39Get off of me!
00:29:49You are so hot.
00:29:51Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:53You are so hot.
00:29:55You are so hot.
00:29:57You are so hot.
00:29:59You are so hot.
00:30:01You are so hot.
00:30:03You are so hot.
00:30:05You are so hot.
00:30:07You are so hot.
00:30:09You are so hot.
00:30:11You are so hot.
00:30:13You are so hot.
00:30:15You are so hot.
00:30:16You are so hot.
00:30:25Yo!
00:30:27Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:31No.
00:30:32No.
00:30:33No way, dude.
00:30:34I'm gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:36Show some brawling back.
00:30:40Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:48Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:30:51I don't know what's going on.
00:30:52What do you mean, dude?
00:30:53It's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up!
00:30:58Fuck!
00:30:59Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:01Hey man, stop!
00:31:02Fuck you, dude!
00:31:03Ah!
00:31:08Did you post this?
00:31:19Jules, did you post this?
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:26Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex
00:31:29and post it?
00:31:29What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:34I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick
00:31:39is on everybody's phone.
00:31:42You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:51I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine, feelings mutual.
00:31:59Great, you just blew it with a girl
00:32:02you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:07Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:09Listen, Jules, none of us want to be
00:32:12associated with you anymore.
00:32:14You're a skank.
00:32:16So get out and don't come back.
00:32:25Ah!
00:32:29Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:45You saved me.
00:32:48Ah.
00:33:00That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:04And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:10Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:13Go on, Jules.
00:33:14Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:16Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:18We have to talk.
00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:33One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:42Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:43I can explain everything.
00:33:45Good, explain now.
00:33:53You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:56Takes one to know one.
00:33:58Remember, don't tell anybody about this, OK?
00:34:08You're right.
00:34:10We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:12Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:34:16I can keep you to myself, even if I try.
00:34:30You know, once we make this official,
00:34:31I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:33That way everyone can see it.
00:34:35But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:39Huh!
00:34:44OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:48I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:51How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:55You don't know him like I do.
00:34:57If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:00I'm not going to hook up with him.
00:35:05Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:08I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:10Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably
00:35:12needs to be in therapy.
00:35:13He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:17But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett,
00:35:20more than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:24The rest of the texts were all things
00:35:26that Mia said to me, except for the one about you.
00:35:30I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:32That's true.
00:35:35Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:48Is that true?
00:35:52It's true.
00:35:54I liked you.
00:35:56Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:59I mean, really.
00:36:01All right, I need to see the texts
00:36:04I need to see the texts from your phone,
00:36:06so that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:08Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:15I guess you can't.
00:36:17There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:26I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:28but when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:32I really did.
00:36:37I give those two until the end of today.
00:36:40To what, bone?
00:36:43They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:45It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:48I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:53Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:00OK.
00:37:00The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:02You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:10Mm-hmm.
00:37:30Mm-hmm.
00:37:35She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:38My turn.
00:37:48Hm.
00:37:49No smoke.
00:37:50Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:56Rude.
00:38:01Mm.
00:38:15Keep the circle moving.
00:38:18If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:21kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:27Get off of me.
00:38:29Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:31What's a little peck?
00:38:34Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:36Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:44Hey, Jules.
00:38:46Jules.
00:38:46You're a pig.
00:38:47Hey, Emmett is lying, OK?
00:38:49He's lying.
00:38:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:38:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:56You have feelings for me?
00:38:59Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:01You do?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:04I have all the feelings.
00:39:05Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:08Ridiculous.
00:39:09Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:10Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:14Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:17I broke your trust.
00:39:18And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken.
00:39:21I'm sorry.
00:39:21I'm sorry.
00:39:22I'm sorry.
00:39:23I'm sorry.
00:39:24I'm sorry.
00:39:25I'm sorry.
00:39:25I'm sorry.
00:39:26I'm sorry.
00:39:27I'm sorry.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29My trust was broken, too.
00:39:33What do you mean?
00:39:34I mean, I trusted you when you let me down.
00:39:35And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:40Do you want to get back together?
00:39:44You said no feelings.
00:39:46Yeah, you're right.
00:39:49So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:51Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:53Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:55Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:39:59I do.
00:40:05Well, it looks like our favorite couple
00:40:06survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:11Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:13I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:15Mm-hmm.
00:40:17Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:20And the only reason why I know that
00:40:22is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother
00:40:24still owes money to.
00:40:26Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:40:28so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:29Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:32Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:34You should go do that right now.
00:40:35Yes!
00:40:36It's not that easy.
00:40:44Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:45I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:47Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:52What do you mean?
00:40:54I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:58Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:01She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:04I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:06but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:08and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:10or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:14We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:24If the girls go shopping, Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:34Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:41:35to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:36I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:41:38once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:42Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship
00:41:44in the entire country.
00:41:46It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:41:49The internship is mine.
00:41:51Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good,
00:41:53or at least until the end of the summer
00:41:55and I have to pay up.
00:42:01♪ Yo ♪
00:42:05If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:08Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:12Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:42:15I'm gonna go try this on.
00:42:16♪ I know you feel tough, the way you throw that thing around ♪
00:42:19♪ Let me see you wind it back up, wind it, wind it back up ♪
00:42:23Ah!
00:42:24You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:26No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:29No, you didn't, that's impossible, it doesn't fit.
00:42:32Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:34What are you doing?
00:42:36I'm shopping.
00:42:38Do you not remember me?
00:42:40I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:42Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:44She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:46Mm, well what Mia says goes.
00:42:48So your money's no good here.
00:42:52You know what?
00:42:53You're right.
00:42:54I have better things to do
00:42:55than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:58That's it, you're out.
00:43:01Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:03I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:05Trash?
00:43:06Yeah.
00:43:07That's my girlfriend.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:13See this car?
00:43:16Has no spending limit.
00:43:17My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:21And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:24No way, this is mine!
00:43:25Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:27No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:30Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:34I'm not gonna buy it.
00:43:35I'm not gonna buy it.
00:43:36I'm not gonna buy it.
00:43:37I'm not gonna buy it.
00:43:38I'm not gonna buy it.
00:43:40[♪ dark rap beat begins playing over tunnel bulky music ♪
00:43:50What do you think?
00:43:56Noah?
00:43:58Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:02Of course.
00:44:08you know there's only one problem with this dress is it too expensive no it
00:44:15breaks a no-boner rule
00:44:24well aren't you gonna thank me
00:44:28thank you Noah you can be pretty sweet sometimes like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:44:48put the dress on my card excuse me um I am missing a very expensive necklace
00:44:58I bet she stole it I would never then dump out your bag and prove it fine
00:45:07whatever Mia
00:45:21see told ya
00:45:28I don't know how that got there well she stole it and I believe that $500 is a
00:45:38felony hmm call the police don't call the police this is all my fault no it's
00:45:46not yes it is I wanted to surprise you so I put the necklace in your purse but
00:45:52I was gonna pay for it once everybody left you can't do this it's a waste of
00:45:57money neither of us want me to win it's worth it trust me and you look
00:46:03beautiful in that dress put the necklace on my card as well please and thank you
00:46:10oh
00:46:19okay this is looking pretty hot tonight yeah Jules looks hot every night well
00:46:28enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight I'll have a little slut begging for me
00:46:34watch your mouth don't talk about Jules like that okay dude Jules is mine first
00:46:44I dumped her okay it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:46:48Jules broke up with you so she could be with me okay all right let's add some
00:46:55heat to our bet yeah I get Jules's panties off by the end of
00:47:00tonight you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the
00:47:04summer house hmm fine and when you don't hook up with Jules I want you to
00:47:08back off of her for the rest of the summer okay I don't even want you
00:47:10looking at it deal you better not make me go into that club alone Jules you
00:47:21are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:29you should hey don't leave my side the rest of the night okay enjoy it while it
00:47:38lasts Noah because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:47:51hey
00:47:57where did destiny and Mia go I don't know Jules you uh you didn't answer my
00:48:03question about what the music in here cuz I think it sucks
00:48:09Jules tell me that you want to be with me for real no contracts and no money I
00:48:16mean it I need you to come with me destiny we're right in the middle of
00:48:22something like I care I need Jules to come backstage with me I'm sorry we'll
00:48:30talk about it later okay have fun here put this on I entered us into a lap
00:48:38dancing competition you're crazy well if you're too afraid you can just back
00:48:48out now you're on
00:48:55follow me let the show begin you think you're hot shit well it's time for you
00:49:20to prove it everyone in the club get hot and happy tonight is electric
00:49:28lounges lap dance competition the rules are simple each one of these smoke shows
00:49:36will give one lucky man a lap dance and you get to vote on who is hotter
00:50:20Oh
00:50:43top that
00:50:51you're the most beautiful girl here
00:50:53show them all
00:51:10I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:51:12I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:51:14I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:51:16I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:51:19but I won't be your friend when you cry
00:51:24cry
00:51:26cry
00:51:28the tears on your face
00:51:30are more than anything when you cry
00:51:36the same old mistakes
00:51:38I loved you when you were mine
00:51:44yo Jason dude I need the lady killer special now yeah I got you
00:51:57here's a tip
00:51:59and the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:05and the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:12Mia
00:52:18as the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:52:23I can deal with public humiliation
00:52:25but I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:52:37you look upset
00:52:40what are you my therapist
00:52:42fuck off
00:52:43no just just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:48Jules
00:52:50I have something that can make you feel better
00:52:56what is that
00:52:57a good time
00:52:59come on Jules
00:53:01you wanna have some fun
00:53:06no thanks
00:53:09Jules I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:53:12something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:53:16better play along
00:53:27bottoms up
00:53:30cheers
00:53:34turn that shit around so you can grind on me come on
00:53:37I'm gonna go change
00:53:42Destin have you seen Jules
00:53:45I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:47Emmett was with her
00:53:50that little shit
00:53:58don't move
00:54:01what do you think you're doing
00:54:07stop denying yourself Jules
00:54:09we both know you want this
00:54:11be gentle
00:54:13just like our first time remember
00:54:15back off
00:54:17just relax baby
00:54:19let that E kick in
00:54:20you gave me drugs so you could fuck me
00:54:22oh I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:54:25let go of me
00:54:27this is just gonna take a minute
00:54:31shut up
00:54:32oh yeah that's right moan for me
00:54:37Jules
00:54:39Jules are you in there
00:54:40Noah
00:54:41help me
00:54:45Noah
00:54:46help me
00:54:49Emmett
00:54:50get off of her
00:54:52you had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:54:55what's the big deal now huh
00:54:58Emmett she doesn't want you
00:55:01what are you doing
00:55:03she wants me so bad dude
00:55:05even if she won't say so
00:55:12dude I thought we were friends
00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:55:18wait stop
00:55:20stop
00:55:22stop
00:55:26this asshole isn't worth it
00:55:44you look like shit
00:55:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:55:48Jules all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:55:51hey
00:55:53keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:00Mia stop
00:56:03this bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:56:07Emmett just tried to assault me
00:56:09be so fucking for real
00:56:10Emmett would never want a skank like you
00:56:13you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:17and you know what
00:56:19he's coming back to the house with me
00:56:22tonight
00:56:23Mia sit down
00:56:25Emmett
00:56:27if you ever come near the summer house again
00:56:29I will kill you
00:56:31okay Noah let's go
00:56:33let's go
00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:48thank you for getting me out of there
00:56:52ow
00:56:54you're hurting let me help you
00:57:08I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:57:18I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:25I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:57:28really
00:57:29I didn't take them
00:57:31you didn't take the pills
00:57:38you know I got something better than E
00:57:40it's twice as fun
00:57:42and I've been saving it just for you
00:57:47you
00:57:52what are you trying to give me
00:57:58rocky road
00:58:01ow
00:58:02hey I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me
00:58:05how are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice
00:58:10I'm not an asshole
00:58:12no you're the king of assholes
00:58:16you know I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but
00:58:21whatever
00:58:27I got to show you something
00:58:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:46and I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:58:54it worked
00:59:08I've wanted you all summer
00:59:10stop breathing
00:59:13I need you now
00:59:21what if somebody sees
00:59:23everybody's at the club
00:59:26I'm taking you upstairs
00:59:42oh
01:00:03hi this is Alan
01:00:05it's Mia
01:00:07yeah Noah's girlfriend
01:00:09he was hinting at proposing to me soon
01:00:12and we would just love it if you were here for it
01:00:17okay bye
01:00:32hey sleepyhead
01:00:34what are you doing up so early
01:00:36thought I wore you out last night
01:00:38I'm ready for another round
01:00:41hey can you knock
01:00:42can you put your boner away
01:00:45get up
01:00:46get up
01:00:47get up get up get up
01:00:48hey unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
01:00:50it's worse than a fire
01:00:54mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:01:03you're fucking with me
01:01:05what's the big deal
01:01:06there's the drugs
01:01:07and the mess
01:01:08and you
01:01:09what about me
01:01:10she like totally thinks you're a slut
01:01:11but like in a bad way
01:01:13look my mom knows about the sex tape
01:01:15and she blames you for the whole thing
01:01:17I need to get out of here
01:01:19I'll hide Jules
01:01:20I'll distract mom
01:01:24yo Jason
01:01:25I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:01:26do not let my mom know that we're here
01:01:28alright
01:01:34tell me when the coast is clear
01:01:37okay
01:01:46get your brother
01:01:48now
01:01:55boy
01:01:56boy
01:01:57Noah
01:02:02my baby boy
01:02:04hi
01:02:05hey
01:02:06mom I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:02:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:02:12to propose
01:02:19why are you hiding in a closet
01:02:25none of your business
01:02:27okay well I was just looking for you
01:02:30because Noah wants to see you in the living room
01:02:35I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:02:40what is that slut doing here
01:02:45you're the girl from the sex tape
01:02:47get out of this house
01:02:48mom
01:02:49Noah
01:02:50a little help
01:02:51mom
01:02:53this is Jules
01:02:54and she's going to be our help
01:02:57for the summer
01:03:00yes
01:03:01fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:03:05well it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:03:10Lisa
01:03:11my second mommy
01:03:14we need to talk about engagement plans
01:03:16oh yes we do
01:03:20you're marrying Mia now
01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head
01:03:24I am so sorry okay
01:03:25but after dinner tonight I'm going to explain everything to her
01:03:28look just play along for a couple hours okay
01:03:30please
01:03:41my head hurts
01:03:43can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin
01:03:45yeah I have some in my purse
01:03:47oh thanks
01:03:54she's weird
01:03:57um
01:04:01water
01:04:04water I mean I need water
01:04:07Jules
01:04:09what did you give my mom
01:04:11aspirin
01:04:12aspirin
01:04:13whoo
01:04:14it's so hot in here
01:04:18Jules do you have any more of that aspirin
01:04:25okay I have an idea
01:04:27why don't we invite some of your hot friends over
01:04:30I'm feeling like a cougar
01:04:32wow
01:04:33oh that's enough I gotta talk to you
01:04:35let's go
01:04:37Jules what is wrong with her
01:04:39your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:04:42no way you gave her those
01:04:44I didn't give them she found them
01:04:46should we call an ambulance
01:04:48oh no fucking way Jules
01:04:50she hates you already what is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs
01:04:55where did she go
01:05:12mom get out of the pool
01:05:14no way it feels so good
01:05:19oh wait no
01:05:22help
01:05:23I'm drowning
01:05:25Mia save me
01:05:27absolutely not
01:05:29I'm not going in there
01:05:32help
01:05:34help
01:05:52oh
01:05:55you saved me
01:05:59here I brought you some tea
01:06:07I was wrong about you
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:06:14wow
01:06:20thank you for taking care of her
01:06:23I hope I was a good maid
01:06:26yeah I should give you a raise
01:06:28can you ever be serious for more than two seconds
01:06:32you know maid girlfriend it doesn't matter
01:06:38I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:06:41no feelings remember
01:06:49I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:06:54I'll tear it up right now I mean it
01:06:59I need that money more than I want you
01:07:03when my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:07:09if I don't get that money then my mom will lose her house
01:07:14so it was really always just about the money really
01:07:18when I started our relationship it was about the money but
01:07:22now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:07:33come with me
01:07:38I want to give you the money
01:07:41not as your boss as your boyfriend
01:07:45Jules I want to give you everything
01:07:49I don't know what to say
01:07:54just let me take care of you
01:08:01and tell me that you love me
01:08:05I don't think I can say it
01:08:09let me take care of you it's the least you can do
01:08:16fine you can take care of me okay
01:08:21and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:08:24I know you do
01:08:29good morning everyone
01:08:31oh my god Lisa you're okay
01:08:34oh I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:08:39I was just leaving
01:08:41you're not leaving Jules
01:08:43we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:08:48after your little sex video was released
01:08:52at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:08:56but after you saved me
01:09:00all I can say is
01:09:03welcome to the family
01:09:08wait you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:09:12that was before you left me to drown
01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend Ronaldo in Cancun
01:09:21adios
01:09:23bye mom
01:09:28I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:09:32good luck with that
01:09:34I don't need luck
01:09:36I have a really big brain
01:09:44there must be something incriminating in here
01:09:51what is this
01:09:53hmm
01:09:59ew what died in here
01:10:02my manhood
01:10:04listen I have something juicy for you
01:10:07really
01:10:10I don't like to read
01:10:12it's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:10:15they're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:10:20that's cheating
01:10:22oh great you finally figured it out good boy
01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:10:35I thought this was summer vacation
01:10:38I know I know
01:10:40but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:10:47what up lovebirds
01:10:49Emmett I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:10:52you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:10:57who are you
01:10:59I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:11:10Mr. Lehman it's great to meet you what are you doing here
01:11:14Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party
01:11:22the name's Andrew but my friends call me Andy
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend
01:11:32Noah can you help out your friend here he seems a little confused
01:11:41Mr. Lehman why don't I take you to a night on the town
01:11:45I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:11:48and Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:11:53the next intern for Lehman Corp
01:11:55will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:11:58and I get bored easy
01:12:03your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:12:09interview starts now
01:12:10dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:12:15well I'll see you in the office
01:12:17hey how about I show you out to the pool
01:12:19that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:12:29that's the guy you want to work for
01:12:31he's a total clown
01:12:34Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:12:39and if I work for him my career will be made
01:12:41but don't you already have enough money
01:12:44Jules I had a 4.0 GPA
01:12:46I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:12:49and I networked like a motherfucker
01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:54and have my own career
01:12:56and then our sex tape got released
01:12:59and all my job prospects were completely toast
01:13:02the only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:13:06Jules I need this internship and so do you
01:13:09because without it I can't give you the $100,000
01:13:15you lied to me
01:13:17no I didn't lie to you I just
01:13:19I just didn't tell you everything
01:13:22I'm sorry
01:13:26everybody
01:13:28let's get the party started
01:13:38looks like I found my lady for the night
01:13:44I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:13:47there's something special about you
01:13:50you're so beautiful
01:13:53thanks but I'm taken
01:13:56I'm not trying to marry you
01:13:59Noah tell me
01:14:02who snatched this hottie up
01:14:04that'd be me
01:14:07you're a lucky man
01:14:09I know
01:14:11how long is he gonna be here
01:14:16I'll protect you
01:14:18look at here
01:14:20the happy little couple
01:14:23from hole mates to soul mates
01:14:30Emmett Noah and I are talking
01:14:33can you go entertain your little friend
01:14:35yeah well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:14:39yeah she's finally gonna win her bet
01:14:42what bet
01:14:45what bet
01:14:47I told Noah that if you guys can make it
01:14:49throughout the summer I would drop out of the internship pool
01:14:53that's not true
01:14:55yeah it is
01:14:57I thought Noah would pussy out if I won so
01:14:59I recorded the whole thing
01:15:01you play that I'll fucking kick your ass
01:15:05I don't want to hear it
01:15:09yeah I'd probably break your heart to know
01:15:12that you were just a bet to Noah
01:15:14hmm
01:15:16I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:19I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:21I was nothing but a check to you
01:15:25both of you can fuck off
01:15:31chicks dude
01:15:33I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:15:39I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:15:42you're pathetic
01:15:44me
01:15:46whatever dude
01:15:51what were you thinking
01:15:53that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:15:56I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:16:00you're a sexy girl
01:16:02we could have a lot of fun
01:16:04I don't have time for that shit
01:16:06then make time
01:16:08there's a tradition at Lehman
01:16:10the boys share their toys
01:16:13and I want to play with you
01:16:15I don't want to be played with
01:16:17if you play nice
01:16:19I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:16:21the only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:16:25even if this guy is an asshole
01:16:27I should hear him out
01:16:29what do I have to do
01:16:32let me borrow you for the night
01:16:37in your dreams Perv
01:16:43Mia
01:16:45you know where Jules is
01:16:47you're still caught up on that skank
01:16:49maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:16:52Mia
01:16:53a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:16:56get it through your head
01:16:58I want to be with Jules
01:17:00why do you like her so much
01:17:02I don't like her
01:17:05I love her
01:17:09you know
01:17:10I feel sorry for you
01:17:12for falling in love with such a liar
01:17:14you know she planted that sex tape right
01:17:16yeah well she said she didn't
01:17:18found your girlfriend
01:17:27you
01:17:32if I do what you say
01:17:34then you'll give Noah this job
01:17:36yes
01:17:37and it's the only way you'd get in
01:17:39we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:17:42my company looks down on sex tapes
01:17:45wait
01:17:47now I know where I recognize you
01:17:49damn
01:17:51you were great
01:17:53just one kiss
01:17:55to get your boyfriend the little job
01:18:04don't play hard to get
01:18:12get off of her
01:18:17get off of her
01:18:19let me have my fun
01:18:21then you can take your turn
01:18:23if you leave her alone I'm going to break your fingers
01:18:25you wouldn't dare
01:18:29you little shit
01:18:30you'll never work for Lehman
01:18:32yeah it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:18:34because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:36than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:18:39you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:18:42you want to mess with me
01:18:43you want to mess with me
01:18:44yeah why don't you sue me
01:18:45and we'll let all the papers know
01:18:46that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:48who's chasing young girls around
01:18:50you know I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:18:52please don't tell my wife
01:18:54get out of my face old man
01:19:06how could you do that to me Jules
01:19:09how could you do that to me Jules
01:19:11it wasn't what it looked like
01:19:13don't lie to me
01:19:15I saw you kiss him back
01:19:18I didn't kiss him
01:19:21but even if I did
01:19:23you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:19:26you were getting money out of the deal
01:19:28so why does it matter
01:19:31tell him that he's a good kisser
01:19:33and you want him right now
01:19:35tell him you love him
01:19:37it matters
01:19:38because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:19:48you're fired
01:19:51get out of my house
01:20:06you're gone for good bitch
01:20:12you never belonged with us
01:20:15and now
01:20:17it's your turn to go
01:20:19I played you
01:20:21and I won
01:20:23this has nothing to do with you
01:20:25oh honey
01:20:27this has everything
01:20:29to do with me
01:20:34I planted the camera in your room
01:20:37and then
01:20:39I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:20:41and then
01:20:43I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:20:49you thought you were better than me
01:20:52but I always win
01:20:54all I fucking do
01:20:57is win
01:21:01a miserable bitch like you
01:21:03will never win
01:21:13mom
01:21:14I saved the house
01:21:17it's too late
01:21:24maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:21:27someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:21:32that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:21:35you lose everything
01:21:37oh god
01:21:44can I help you?
01:21:46what are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:49my dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:21:53I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job so
01:21:58do you need anything?
01:22:14I have a big tip for you
01:22:16seriously?
01:22:19smile more
01:22:28this money feels dirty
01:22:30I never want to see this check again
01:22:43miss me?
01:22:48miss me?
01:22:55get lost
01:22:57I deserve that
01:23:01look I wrote us up a new contract alright
01:23:03and I think you'll really like it
01:23:10is this the deed to my house?
01:23:12yeah
01:23:13this morning I bought it
01:23:16you bought my house from under us?
01:23:19look at the name on the title
01:23:22oh my god
01:23:25you put it under my name
01:23:27it's yours Jules
01:23:29it's all yours
01:23:31but
01:23:32I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:23:36another condition
01:23:38what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:41sleep with your boss?
01:23:43drug your mom?
01:23:44no
01:23:47but I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:23:49tonight
01:23:56at 8pm
01:23:58and I want you to wear this
01:24:12what are you doing here?
01:24:14Noah told me to come
01:24:16really?
01:24:17oh how pathetic
01:24:19Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:24:25he's proposing to you?
01:24:27when did you two get back together?
01:24:29well it's not official yet
01:24:31but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:24:34and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:24:39I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:24:42Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:24:48Mia
01:24:49Jules
01:24:50I am so happy that both of you are here
01:24:52why did you invite me here?
01:24:54to watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:56propose?
01:24:58who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:00oh please
01:25:01the big question
01:25:03yeah I do have a big question
01:25:06Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:10uh
01:25:12how did you know about that?
01:25:14well because I made a huge mistake
01:25:16and when you were leaving the summer house
01:25:18I heard you were in Jules' fight
01:25:20you know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:25:23okay
01:25:25fine
01:25:26yeah
01:25:27I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:25:30but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:25:34what are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:36actually that's my job
01:25:38Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:25:40for revenge porn
01:25:41what?
01:25:42you're not actually doing this are you?
01:25:44these are not what they're for
01:25:45call my dad!
01:25:47daddy!
01:25:48bye Mia
01:25:52if you invited me here to watch that
01:25:54I appreciate it
01:25:56that's not why I invited you here
01:25:58everybody!
01:26:00what is he doing?
01:26:05I have invited you all here so I can
01:26:08share my secrets
01:26:12and here are my secrets
01:26:16I scream when I see spiders
01:26:18I do
01:26:20and I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:26:23and I walk out of my house
01:26:25and I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:26:28and I was so scared I just left it there
01:26:32and I cannot tell my left from my right
01:26:34Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person
01:26:37and I have one more secret
01:26:41Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:26:48and I want to make it official Jules
01:26:50right here in front of everybody
01:26:52I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:27:00Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:03I didn't, I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:27:07Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:18of course I do
01:27:20now, let's party