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Summer Situationship (2024) Full Movie
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00:00:00You're driving me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy!
00:00:02That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:04If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:05their guts.
00:00:06For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:07You two are hooking up?
00:00:08We're not hooking up.
00:00:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:10To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:11ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
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00:01:23You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:26You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:42Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:49This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:43Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:53Am I dreaming?
00:02:55No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:01What the hell's going on?
00:03:05This is my room.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:21And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:48Mia? Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53It's right here. I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07Noah?
00:04:15Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:24Oh, shit.
00:04:30Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't. This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:50Fine by me. I'll be by the pool. Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:55I'm it.
00:04:59I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too. You have to save her.
00:05:07Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:05:10Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:05:12Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:21You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:26Alright, let's get you up.
00:05:29I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:33Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:36I'm fine.
00:05:37Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:38You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:43What are you, a stripper?
00:05:45I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:47You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:52And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:01What are you trying to do?
00:06:03Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:04Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:05You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:07I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:13You know what I think?
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:36Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:46We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me. And you let her.
00:07:05Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:20We're not hooking up.
00:07:22Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me. How convenient.
00:07:39Let the girls talk.
00:07:45After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back. Especially Noah.
00:08:22Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:36Thanks, Noah.
00:08:39Fire her.
00:08:48Fire her.
00:08:53Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:56I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:00Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:02And this is my rental too.
00:09:05So, what I say goes.
00:09:16Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:19So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:49I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:52It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:55I don't want your pity check.
00:09:58My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:00This is too humiliating.
00:10:02I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:27Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:31I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:35Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:06I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia.
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:18What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:28That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:41Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:51I'm not talking to you.
00:11:53I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:06What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:13No, no, no.
00:12:15No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:37You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:40Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:42Hey, where are you going?
00:13:43Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:45Jules!
00:13:47You can't just leave.
00:13:49You fired me.
00:13:51I can do whatever I want.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:14:05Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:14:17Noah, you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:28Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:30Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:33You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:37Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:03Guys!
00:15:05Lasagna, what the hell?
00:15:07What the fuck are you...
00:15:12You want your job back?
00:15:14Fuck me.
00:15:19Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:21Play along.
00:15:23Why would I do that?
00:15:25You want your job back?
00:15:27You've got to earn it.
00:15:29Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:35Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:41You're crazy.
00:15:43I'm committed.
00:15:47Yeah, baby.
00:15:50Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:54You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:02Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:10I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:13Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:15Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:16:37Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:43Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:49You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:51Take it up with Noah.
00:16:53This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:59you're wrong.
00:17:03I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:30We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah. What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer,
00:17:38you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:58We need to talk.
00:18:03Emmet, get out.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:11Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:15You're going to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:21You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:24I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:34Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:36Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:40Done.
00:18:42Jules breaks off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then, this money is mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:37All right, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:50Rule number one, no boners.
00:19:54You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:56You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:59Yeah, just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia, do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:33I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:47Dinner is served.
00:21:54Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:05Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:10You want to help?
00:22:12Yeah?
00:22:21Look at Jules' squad.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:34Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:54Fuck.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14I spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:23:24Hmm.
00:23:29Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:42If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:48Choke on it.
00:23:51Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:15You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:21Hey.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:51What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:25:00Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:03Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:05Whatever.
00:25:07I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:10Mia's your best friend?
00:25:12Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:15People contain multitudes.
00:25:17Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:19She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:22And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:26And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:29If you know what I mean.
00:25:41Like what you see?
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:25:52I do, actually.
00:26:12What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:49In one minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:51Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:20I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:23Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:27Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:30You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:33You're right.
00:27:35It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:42Everyone, I've decided that it is time for you to test my loyalty.
00:27:47Everyone, I've decided that it is time to take a vote.
00:27:51Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:04What's Survivor?
00:28:05A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew! That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:25Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:36It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:42What are you talking about? I never said anything about...
00:28:45Save it.
00:28:46Proof's right here.
00:28:49And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:53Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:58I bet you're dying to find out what you're living for.
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:23I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:42Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:14Bitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:28Shit.
00:30:31You are so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:34Don't touch me.
00:30:57Yo!
00:30:59Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:33Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:56I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine, feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great, you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:57Ah!
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:18You saved me.
00:33:27Ah.
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:35And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:44Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:47Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain. Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:57You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:05it's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:17I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:34Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:41But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:48The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:13Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:02You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:15Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:21Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:24You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:26When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:31Mm-hmm.
00:37:44Okay.
00:38:01She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:14No smoke. Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:40Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you wanna really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:06Hey, Jules. Jules.
00:39:08You're a pig.
00:39:09Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:11He's lying.
00:39:12I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:14But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:18You have feelings for me?
00:39:24I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:26But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:28You have feelings for me?
00:39:30Yes.
00:39:32I have feelings for you.
00:39:34You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules. I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:39Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44You're a dick.
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:46Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:50Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:53I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean I trusted you when you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:33Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:36Ew. Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:39Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:41I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:43Mm-hmm.
00:40:45Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:48And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:54Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:57Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:00Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:41:02Yes!
00:41:10It's not that easy.
00:41:12Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:14I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:16Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:20What do you mean?
00:41:22I mean...
00:41:24Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:26Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:28She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:31I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:33but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:37or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:41We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:57The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:39Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:46I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:55You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:18But what Mia says goes.
00:43:20So your money's no good here.
00:43:23You know what? You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it. You're out.
00:43:33Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:35I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:37Trash?
00:43:39That's my girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:52Has no spending limit.
00:43:54My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:44:00No way, this is mine!
00:44:02Are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:03No.
00:44:04Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:06Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:22What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:53Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:05Thank you, Noah.
00:45:07You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:11Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:22Put the dress on my card.
00:45:26Excuse me.
00:45:28I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:36Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:41Whatever, Mia.
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:55See? Told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:06Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:41Please and thank you.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:52Be safe, okay?
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:47:03Because after tonight, I've got a little slut begging for me.
00:47:11Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay, all right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:36and never come back to the summer house, hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:41I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah,
00:48:12because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:33Uh, I don't know.
00:48:34Jules.
00:48:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:42Because I think it sucks.
00:48:44Jules.
00:48:46Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:48For real.
00:48:49No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:57Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:06Have fun.
00:49:08Here.
00:49:09Put this on.
00:49:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:18You're crazy.
00:49:20Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:21you can just back out now.
00:49:27You're on.
00:49:34Follow me.
00:49:40Let the show begin.
00:49:51You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:57Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:07The rules are simple.
00:50:09Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:11will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:31Come on.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:53Come on.
00:50:55Come on.
00:50:57Come on.
00:51:18Top that.
00:51:27Top that.
00:51:57You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:52:21You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:52:47Jason!
00:52:48Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:52:51Now.
00:52:52Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:56Here's a tip.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:13Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off.
00:53:43No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:48Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:56What is that?
00:53:57A good time?
00:53:59Come on, Jules.
00:54:00Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:05No thanks.
00:54:08Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:12Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:16Better play along.
00:54:27Bottoms up.
00:54:30Cheers.
00:54:34Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:36I'm going to go change.
00:54:41Destiny, have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit!
00:54:57Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:09We both know you want this.
00:55:11Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:18Let that E kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:22Oh.
00:55:23I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:32Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:35Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:46Noah!
00:55:47Help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:51Get off of her!
00:55:53You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:56:00Emmett!
00:56:01She doesn't want you!
00:56:02What are you doing?
00:56:04She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:06Even if she won't say so.
00:56:13Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:15I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:19Wait!
00:56:20Stop!
00:56:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:44You look like shit.
00:56:47Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:49All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:52Hey!
00:56:54Get your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:01Mia, stop.
00:57:04This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:08Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:10Be so fucking for real.
00:57:11Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:14You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:18And you know what?
00:57:21You're coming back to the house with me.
00:57:23Tonight.
00:57:24Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:39I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:55You're hurting.
00:57:56Let me help you.
00:58:09I killed that guy for touching you.
00:58:23I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:28Really.
00:58:29I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:41It's twice as fun.
00:58:43And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:53What are you trying to give me?
00:58:59Rocky Road.
00:59:02Ow.
00:59:03Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:59:06How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:11I'm not an asshole.
00:59:13No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:17You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:28I want to show you something.
00:59:39I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:47And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:56I've wanted you all summer.
00:59:59Stop breathing.
01:00:02I need you.
01:00:05Now.
01:00:09What if somebody sees?
01:00:37he's at the club. I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:07Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend. Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
01:01:26and we would just love it if you were here for it. Okay, bye.
01:01:37Hey, sleepyhead. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round. Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away? Get up!
01:01:59Get up! Get up, get up, get up! Hey, unless there's a fire I'm not getting up. It's worse
01:02:04than a fire. Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules. You're fucking with me. What's
01:02:19the big deal? Uh, there's the drugs. And the mess. And you. What about me? She like totally
01:02:23thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way. Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and
01:02:28she blames you for the whole thing. I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll
01:02:33distract mom. Yo, Jason, I'm going to go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're
01:02:41here, all right? Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it. Get your brother. Now. Mommy!
01:03:09Noah! My baby boy. Mom, hi. Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto. Mia called
01:03:23and said she needed the family ring to propose. Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:39I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves. Oh, she just left. I can't wait for you to propose
01:03:52to Mia. What is that slut doing here? You're the girl from the sex tape. Get out of this
01:04:03house. Mom. Noah, a little help? Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for
01:04:12the summer. Yes. It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son. Well, it's nice
01:04:21to see you with your clothes on. Lisa, my second mommy. We need to talk about engagement
01:04:30plans. Oh, yes we do. You're marrying Mia now? I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay? But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her. Look,
01:04:43just play along for a couple hours, okay? Please? My head hurts. Can you make yourself
01:04:58useful and get me some aspirin? Yeah, I have some in my purse. Oh, thanks.
01:05:05Water. Water. I need water. Jules, what did you give my mom? Aspirin. Aspirin? It's so
01:05:30hot in here. Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin? Hey, I have an idea. Why
01:05:42don't we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar. That's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you. Let's go. Jules, what is wrong with her? Your mom took the
01:05:55drugs that Emmett gave me at the club. No way. You gave her those? I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them. Should we call an ambulance? Oh, no fucking way, Jules. She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs? Where did she
01:06:11go? Mom, get out of the pool. No way. It feels so good. I'm drowning. I'm drowning.
01:06:40Mia, save me. Absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:07:10Can you save me? Here, I brought you some tea. I was wrong about you. I'd much rather
01:07:25see my son with you than a girl like Mia. Thank you for taking care of her. I hope I
01:07:39was a good maid. Yeah, I should give you a raise. Can you ever be serious for more
01:07:45than two seconds? You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter. I still got to pay you
01:07:54to hang out with me. No feelings, remember? I'd throw that contract away if it were up
01:08:07to me. I'll tear it up right now. I mean it. I need that money more than I want you. When
01:08:19my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt. If I don't get
01:08:25that money, then my mom will lose her house. So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:32Really? When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make
01:08:38it real because of that same money. Come with me. I want to give you the money. Not as your
01:08:57boss, as your boyfriend. Jules, I want to give you everything. I don't know what to
01:09:05say. Just let me take care of you and tell me that you love me. I don't think I can say
01:09:23it. Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do. Fine. You can take care of me,
01:09:35okay? And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do. Good morning, everyone.
01:09:48Oh my God, Lisa, you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't
01:09:53kill you. I was just leaving. You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined
01:10:00my son's life. After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you
01:10:09to get out of my son's life forever. But after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome
01:10:19to the family. Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring. That was before
01:10:29you left me to drown. I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun. Adios. Bye,
01:10:40Mom. I'll figure out a way to break you two up. Good luck with that. I don't need luck.
01:10:52I have a really big brain. There must be something incriminating in here. What is this?
01:11:11Ew, what died in here? My manhood. Listen, I have something juicy for you. Really? I
01:11:26don't like to read. It's a contract between Jules and Noah. They're faking their entire
01:11:32relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship. That's cheating. Oh, great, you
01:11:39finally figured it out. Good boy. I think it's time for you to cheat too. I thought
01:11:52this was summer vacation. I know, I know. But I've got to work on my presentation for
01:11:58the Lehman internship. What up, lovebirds? Hey man, I thought I told you I'd kill you
01:12:07if I saw you. You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests. Who are you? I'm the
01:12:16man who holds Noah's future in his hands. Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are
01:12:29you doing here? Emma called me up and told me about your summer house setup. I'm a guy
01:12:35who likes to party. The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy. I'd like to be your
01:12:43friend. I have enough friends, thanks. Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on
01:12:56the town? I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emma promised
01:13:01me lots of trouble. The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:13:09and I get bored easy. Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now. Interview starts now. Dopest
01:13:22candidate gets the dopest internship. Well, I'll see you in the office. Hey, how about
01:13:30I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits. That's
01:13:41the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown. Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:13:48tech billionaires in the industry, and if I work for him, my career will be made. But
01:13:53don't you already have enough money? Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every
01:13:59sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker. I was just trying to crawl
01:14:04out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career. And then our sex tape
01:14:08got released, and all my job prospects were completely toast. The only interview I got
01:14:15was for Lehman Corporation. Jules, I need this internship, and so do you, because without
01:14:21it, I can't give you the $100,000. You lied to me. No, I didn't lie to you. I just didn't
01:14:33tell you everything. I'm sorry. Everybody, let's get the party started!
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls. There's something special about you. You're so beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken. I'm not trying to marry you. Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie
01:15:16up? That'd be me. You're a lucky man. I know. How long is he going to be here? I'll protect
01:15:30you. Look at here, the happy little couple. From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking. Can you go entertain your little friend? Yeah, well,
01:15:50I just wanted to congratulate the big man. Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet. What
01:15:56bet? What bet? I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would
01:16:05drop out of the internship pool. That's not true. Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy
01:16:12out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing. You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:22I don't want to hear it. Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just
01:16:27a bet to Noah. I was nothing but a bet to you. I was nothing but a bet to you. I was
01:16:36nothing but a check to you. Both of you can fuck off. Chicks, dude. I'm going to kick
01:16:48your fucking ass. I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest. I don't care
01:16:54about anybody except Jules. You're pathetic. Whatever, dude. What were you thinking? That
01:17:07Noah would fall in love with you and save your family? I've been waiting all day to
01:17:12get you alone. You're a sexy girl. We could have a lot of fun. I don't have time for that
01:17:21shit. Then make time. There's a tradition at Lehman. The boys share their toys, and
01:17:29I want to play with you. I don't want to be played with. If you play nice, I'll give your
01:17:35boyfriend the little job. The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:41Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out. What do I have to do? Let me borrow
01:17:48you for the night. In your dreams, perv. Mia, you know where Jules is? You're still caught
01:18:05up on that skank? Maybe this outfit will change your mind. Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me
01:18:12change my mind about you. Get it through your head. I want to be with Jules. Why do you
01:18:17like her so much? I don't like her. I love her. You know, I feel sorry for you for falling
01:18:29in love with such a liar. You know she planted that sex tape, right? Yeah, well, she said
01:18:34she didn't. I found your girlfriend. If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this
01:18:52job? Yes, and it's the only way he'd get in. We only interviewed him as a favor to his
01:18:58mom. My company looks down on sex tapes. Wait, now I know where I recognize you. Damn, you
01:19:09were great. Just one kiss. That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job. Don't
01:19:22play hard to get. Get off of her. Get off of her. Let me have my fun, then you can take
01:19:39your turn. If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers. You wouldn't
01:19:43dare. You little shit. You'll never work for Lena. Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet
01:19:50there, because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs
01:19:54at Lehman. You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand. You want to mess with me? You
01:20:00want to mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me, and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around. You know, I bet your wife
01:20:08would love to hear that. Please, don't tell my wife. Get out of my face, old man. How
01:20:23could you do that to me, Jules? How could you do that to me, Jules? It wasn't what it
01:20:30looked like. Don't lie to me. I saw you kiss him back. I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship. You were getting money out of the deal, so
01:20:45why does it matter? Tell him that he's a good kisser, and you want him right now. Tell him
01:20:52you love him. It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired. Get out of my house.
01:21:23You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:30You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go. I played you, and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you. Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:21:47I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah, and then
01:21:59I uploaded it for everyone to see. You thought you were better than me, but I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do is win.
01:22:18A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:32Mom, I saved the house. It's too late.
01:22:39Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:23:09Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:46This money feels dirty. I never want to see this check again.
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright? And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah. This morning I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God. You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules. It's all yours.
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:08But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:17And at 8pm. And I want you to wear this.
01:25:30What are you doing here?
01:25:33Noah told me to come.
01:25:35Really?
01:25:36Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:38Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:43He's proposing to you? When did you two get back together?
01:25:47Well, it's not official yet, but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:53But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:09Mia! Jules! I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here? To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18Propose? Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please. The big question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:45Okay. Fine.
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:52But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:56What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:58Actually, that's my job.
01:27:00Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:03What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:06These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:27:09Daddy!
01:27:11Hi, Mia.
01:27:14You invited me here to watch that. I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:24Everybody!
01:27:27What is he doing?
01:27:32I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:42I scream when I see spiders. I do.
01:27:46And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:56Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:59And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:11Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:37I love you.
01:29:08Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:12I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:16Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:27Of course I do.
01:29:29Now, let's party.
01:29:37All I do is live for a living, I can't keep track.
01:29:40I just up the score, they make me mad, I up the tax.
01:29:43I'm too fucked, going in my bag.