Moon
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Summer Situationship Full
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00:00:00Do you want to thank me?
00:00:10Thank you, Noah.
00:00:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:00:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:00:24Put the dress on my card.
00:00:26Excuse me, um, I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:00:34I bet you stole it.
00:00:36I would never.
00:00:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:00:40Fine.
00:00:42Whatever, Mia.
00:00:57See? Told ya.
00:01:06I don't know how that got there.
00:01:08Well, she stole it.
00:01:10And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:01:15Call the police.
00:01:17Don't call the police.
00:01:19This is all my fault.
00:01:21No, it's not.
00:01:23Yes, it is.
00:01:25I didn't want to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:01:27But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:01:29You can't do this.
00:01:31It's a waste of money.
00:01:33Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:01:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:01:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:01:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:01:41Please and thank you.
00:01:43Please and thank you.
00:01:45Huh.
00:01:51Hey, how are you?
00:01:53Good to see you.
00:01:55Be safe, okay?
00:01:57Ah, there he is.
00:01:59Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:02:01Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:02:03Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:02:05Because after tonight, I'll have a little sleep.
00:02:07Thank him for me.
00:02:13Watch your mouth.
00:02:15Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:02:17Okay, dude.
00:02:19Jules was mine first.
00:02:21I dumped her, okay?
00:02:23It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:02:25Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:02:29Okay, alright.
00:02:31Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:02:33Yeah?
00:02:35I get Jules' panties off.
00:02:37By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:02:39and never come back to the Summer House.
00:02:41Alright, and when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:02:43I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:02:45I don't even want you looking at her.
00:02:47Deal.
00:02:53You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:02:57Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:03:05Eat shit.
00:03:07Hey.
00:03:09Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:03:13Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:03:15Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:03:17unless it's with me.
00:03:27Hey.
00:03:33Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:03:35Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:03:37You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:03:39About what?
00:03:41The music in here?
00:03:43Because I think it sucks.
00:03:45Jules.
00:03:47Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:03:49For real.
00:03:51No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:03:55I need Jules to come with me.
00:03:57Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:03:59Like I care.
00:04:01I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:04:03I'm sorry.
00:04:05We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:04:07Have fun.
00:04:09Here.
00:04:11Put this on.
00:04:13I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:04:19You're crazy.
00:04:21Well, if you're too afraid,
00:04:23you can just back out now.
00:04:27You're on.
00:04:35Follow me.
00:04:41Let the show begin.
00:04:53You think you're hot shit?
00:04:55Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:04:59Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:05:01Tonight is
00:05:03Electric Lounge's
00:05:05lap dance competition!
00:05:09The rules are simple.
00:05:11Each one of these smoke shows
00:05:13will give one lucky man
00:05:15a lap dance.
00:05:17And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:05:19Woo!
00:05:33Oh, god.
00:05:35How long's this going to take?
00:05:37Come on, baby!
00:05:39Come back!
00:05:45Come back!
00:05:47Come back!
00:05:49I'm that girl that got the weight of the world
00:05:53She give me diamonds and pearls
00:05:55Diamonds and pearls
00:05:59I'm that girl that got the weight of the world
00:06:03To give the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:06:07And when you're with me, it's the best thing in the world.
00:06:11Make way for the gong, yeah.
00:06:13I ain't finished, yeah, it's time to go.
00:06:20Top that.
00:06:34Top that.
00:06:54Hold on, baby.
00:06:57What's the point of being honest if I
00:07:07I'll just end up changing my mind.
00:07:14You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:07:16Shawmo.
00:07:17Chase that high.
00:07:20But I won't be around when you cry, cry.
00:07:29The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:07:37Say the same old mistakes.
00:07:40I left you waiting on me.
00:07:48Yo.
00:07:49Jason, dude, I need the lady killer special now.
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:56I got you.
00:08:00Here's the test.
00:08:02And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:08:08And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:08:13Mia.
00:08:15Woo.
00:08:20As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:08:25I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:08:32Here we go.
00:08:33Do it quick.
00:08:39You look upset.
00:08:42What are you, my therapist?
00:08:44Fuck off.
00:08:45No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:08:50Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59A good time.
00:09:01Come on, Jules.
00:09:02Don't you want to have some fun?
00:09:07No, thanks.
00:09:09Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:09:14Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:09:18Better play along.
00:09:29Bottoms up.
00:09:32Cheers.
00:09:36Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:09:38I'm going to go change.
00:09:41Desti.
00:09:42Have you seen Jules?
00:09:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:09:46Emmett was with her.
00:09:49That little shit.
00:09:57Don't move.
00:10:03What do you think you're doing?
00:10:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:10:07Both know you want this.
00:10:09Be gentle.
00:10:10Just like our first time, remember?
00:10:12Back off.
00:10:14Relax, baby.
00:10:16Let that E kick in.
00:10:17You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:10:20Oh.
00:10:21I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:10:23Let go of me.
00:10:24This is just going to take a minute.
00:10:29Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:10:34Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:10:37Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:10:39Jules?
00:10:41Jules, are you in there?
00:10:43Noah, help me.
00:10:48Noah, help me.
00:10:52Emmett, get off of her.
00:10:55You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:10:57What's the big deal now, huh?
00:11:00Come on.
00:11:02Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:11:04What are you doing?
00:11:06She wants me so bad, dude.
00:11:08Even if she won't say so.
00:11:15Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:11:17I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:11:21Wait, stop.
00:11:24This asshole is an orphan.
00:11:42You look like shit.
00:11:45Jules just kicked my ass.
00:11:47All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:11:49Jules just kicked my ass.
00:11:51All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:11:54Hey.
00:11:56Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:12:03Mia, stop.
00:12:06This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:12:10Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:12:12Be so fucking for real.
00:12:13Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:12:15You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:12:20And you know what?
00:12:22He's coming back to the house with me.
00:12:24Tonight.
00:12:26Mia, sit down.
00:12:28Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:12:33Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:12:35Go.
00:12:41I'm not letting you take Noah's money.
00:12:46I'm not letting you take Noah's money.
00:12:52Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:12:57You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:13:11I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:13:16I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:13:25I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:13:27I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:13:30Really.
00:13:31I didn't take them.
00:13:33You didn't take the pills?
00:13:40You know, I got something better than E.
00:13:42It's twice as fun.
00:13:45But I've been saving it just for you.
00:13:54What are you trying to give me?
00:14:00Rocky Road.
00:14:03Ow!
00:14:04Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:14:07How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:14:13I'm not an asshole.
00:14:14No, you're the king of assholes.
00:14:19You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:14:29I gotta show you something.
00:14:32I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:14:40And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:14:48It worked.
00:14:53I'm sorry.
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:57I'm sorry.
00:14:59I'm sorry.
00:15:01I'm sorry.
00:15:07Hey!
00:15:08What's happening? What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh Jules, you're so hot!
00:15:25Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:28You want your job back?
00:15:29You've gotta earn it.
00:15:31Oh Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:41What?
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:06Oh yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh yeah, Jules.
00:16:08I'm coming!
00:16:09For the third time!
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:13Show me what you got!
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt now!
00:16:21Now! Now!
00:16:32Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:41You fucking bitch.
00:16:43You can't stay here.
00:16:44You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:46Take it up with Noah.
00:16:48This isn't over.
00:16:51If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:56you're wrong.
00:16:57I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:07Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:09You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:11Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:14Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:17But wait.
00:17:18I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:22You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:24Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:25We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:29What about it?
00:17:31If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer,
00:17:33you back off the internship.
00:17:35Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:37Internship will be yours.
00:17:40Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn
00:17:44in this house.
00:17:45You're on.
00:17:55Ahem.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:02Emmett, get out.
00:18:08Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:21I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:27Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:30Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:54Give me that.
00:18:55Not yet.
00:18:56I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:00But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:04This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:10I'll do it.
00:19:12Great.
00:19:17Let's seal the deal.
00:19:19Let's shake on it.
00:19:27All right.
00:19:28Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:38I'm not a hooker.
00:19:39I'm not crazy.
00:19:40I'm not crazy.
00:19:41I'm not crazy.
00:19:42I'm not crazy.
00:19:43I'm not crazy.
00:19:44I'm not crazy.
00:19:45I'm not crazy.
00:19:47I'm not crazy.
00:19:54Rule number one.
00:19:56No boners.
00:19:58You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:20:01You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:05Just one.
00:20:07No feelings.
00:20:09I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:13You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do. I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this gang.
00:21:18Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Game on.
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:36Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:06Let's go. Losers gotta go. I'm on ten again. I can't stop. No, I cannot no.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:13I spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18You're still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:37If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip with me.
00:23:43Choke on it.
00:23:49Don't run away from me.
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:56It was an act, Jules.
00:23:58And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:01You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:04Yeah, I know.
00:24:07Now you're going to strip for me?
00:24:09You're shivering.
00:24:11Come here.
00:24:25Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:28I'll take the couch.
00:24:51What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:55What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend?
00:25:15Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:47I do, actually.
00:26:10What are you doing?
00:26:12Taking a shower.
00:26:14Take a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no don'ts.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at school.
00:26:45What's with this guy?
00:26:47One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:49Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:57Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:07Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:15I'm sorry.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:45Everyone?
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:02What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:06It's so boring.
00:28:08I'm kidding.
00:28:10Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:14What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:25Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:36It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:42What are you talking about? I never said anything about-
00:28:45Save it. Herb's right here.
00:28:49And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:53Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:58I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you.
00:29:03I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:09Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:12Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:17They can?
00:29:19I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:22She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:25Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:30Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:33Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:37Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:41She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:44Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:49Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:52You said that about me?
00:29:55I can explain.
00:29:58Save your breath.
00:30:11Mitch!
00:30:13Don't touch me!
00:30:14Get off of me!
00:30:28Fuck. They are so mean.
00:30:31They did it again with their shirt off.
00:30:34Get off.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no way, dude.
00:31:04I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:17You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:19Dude, look.
00:31:21You hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on, dude.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:33Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:56I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:32:31Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:38Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:57Help!
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:17You... you saved me?
00:33:27How?
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:35And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:52Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:02One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:11Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:13I can explain everything.
00:34:15Good. Explain. Now.
00:34:19You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:22Takes one to know one.
00:34:24Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:32I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:35I never said that, okay?
00:34:39You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:42That way everyone can see it.
00:34:44But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:49What?
00:34:51What?
00:34:53What?
00:34:54What?
00:34:55What?
00:34:56What?
00:34:57What?
00:34:58What?
00:34:59What?
00:35:00What?
00:35:01What?
00:35:02What?
00:35:03What?
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:17I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:35:58Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:11Is that true?
00:36:15It's true.
00:36:17I liked you.
00:36:19Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:22I mean, really.
00:36:24Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:27So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:29Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:36I guess you can't.
00:36:38There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:47I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:49But when I really think about it,
00:36:51I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:53I really did.
00:36:57I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:00To what, Bone?
00:37:02Oh, dude.
00:37:03They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:05It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:08I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:14Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:37:36Okay.
00:38:00She never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:07Hm.
00:38:08No smoke.
00:38:09Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:15Rude.
00:38:37Keep the circle moving.
00:38:40If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:42kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:50Get off.
00:38:52Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:54What's a little pack?
00:38:57Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:59Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:03Hey, Jules.
00:39:05Jules.
00:39:06You're a pig.
00:39:07Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:09He's lying.
00:39:10I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:12But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:16You have feelings for me?
00:39:22I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:24But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:26You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:32You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:40Confusion.
00:39:41Frustration.
00:39:42Blind rage.
00:39:43Bratick!
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked,
00:39:54my trust was broken, too.
00:39:59What do you mean?
00:40:01I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:40:03and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:08Do you want to get back together?
00:40:11You said no feelings.
00:40:13Yeah, you're right.
00:40:17So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:19Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:21Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:23Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:26Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:29Ew.
00:40:30Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:32Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:34I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:38Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:41And the only reason why I know that
00:40:43is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother sold to.
00:40:46I don't know.
00:40:47I don't know.
00:40:48I don't know.
00:40:49I don't know.
00:40:50I don't know.
00:40:51I don't know.
00:40:52I don't know.
00:40:53I don't know.
00:40:54The hospital that her mother so owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she could forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes.
00:41:04That's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:19If I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23mean? I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping! Destiny, me and Jules are talking and she's about
00:41:32to answer a very important question. I don't want to go shopping with Mia but I really don't want
00:41:38to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:53Let the girls go shopping! Saturdays are for the boys!
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine. Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer! Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:40Oh my god, it's gorgeous! I'm gonna go find the sun!
00:42:46Feel tough? The way you throw the thing around, let me see you wind it back up, huh? Wind it,
00:42:53wind it back up. You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:59No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck. What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping. Do you not remember me? I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore. She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes, so your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what? You're right. I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it. You're out.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me. I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:35Trash? That's my girlfriend.
00:43:43Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:48See this car? It has no spending limit. My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:55And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:00Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:22Noah? Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:28Of course.
00:44:36You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:39Is it too expensive?
00:44:41No. It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:45Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:55Thank you, Noah. You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:03I'm not sure I can.
00:45:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:08I'm sorry.
00:45:09I'm sorry.
00:45:09I'm sorry.
00:45:10I'm sorry.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:12I'm sorry.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me, um, I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine. Whatever, Mia.
00:45:43See? Told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:31Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it. Trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:43Oh, there he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:47:02Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay, all right.
00:47:28We'll add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules's panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the Summer House.
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:42I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:07Don't be on my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:34Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
00:51:04I ain't finished yet, it's starting to happen to me
00:51:17Top that
00:51:19Top that
00:51:49Oh, baby, what's the point of being honest if I
00:52:05Just end up changing my mind
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here, Shawna
00:52:16But I won't be your friend when you cry
00:52:25The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry
00:52:34They're the same old mistakes I left you with playing on me
00:52:45Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special now, yeah?
00:52:53I got you
00:52:57Here's the test
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:13Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:53:29Here we go
00:53:36You look upset
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56A good time
00:53:58Come on, Jules, don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:54:15Better play along
00:54:26Bottoms up
00:54:29Cheers
00:54:31Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:54:34I'm going to go change
00:54:39Destiny, have you seen Jules?
00:54:42I saw her running off to the dressing room. Emmett was with her
00:54:47That little shit
00:54:55Don't move
00:55:01What do you think you're doing?
00:55:03Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:55:06We both know you want this
00:55:08Be gentle, just like our first time, remember?
00:55:11Back off
00:55:13Relax, baby, and let that E kick in
00:55:16You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:19Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways
00:55:22Let go of me
00:55:23This is just going to take a minute
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:55:37Jules? Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah, help me!
00:55:45Noah, help me!
00:55:49Emmett, get off of her
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend. What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:58Emmett, she doesn't want you. What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude, even if she won't say so
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:18Wait, stop!
00:56:21This asshole is an orphan
00:56:39You look like shit
00:56:42Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:44All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:51Hey! Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:57:00Mia, stop
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:09Be so fucking for real. Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:57:17And you know what? He's coming back to the house with me tonight
00:57:23Mia, sit down
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go. Go
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:44I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:54You're hurt. Let me help you
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:14I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:22I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with. Really
00:58:29I didn't take them
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E
00:58:40It's twice as fun
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road
00:59:01Oh, hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:59:27I gotta show you something
00:59:30I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:38And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:46It worked
00:59:54I'm sorry
01:00:00I'm sorry
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer
01:00:10Stop bleeding
01:00:13I need you now
01:00:30What if somebody sees?
01:00:32Everybody's at the club
01:00:35I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:59Oh
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan
01:01:18It's Mia, yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:01:21He was hinting at proposing to me soon
01:01:25And we would just love it if you were here for it
01:01:44Hey sleepyhead
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49Thought I wore you out last night
01:01:51I'm ready for another round
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up
01:02:03It's worse than a fire
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:02:16You're fucking with me
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs
01:02:20And the mess
01:02:21And you
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She like totally thinks you're a slut
01:02:25But like in a bad way
01:02:26Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
01:02:28And she blames you for the whole thing
01:02:31I need to get out of here
01:02:32I'll hide Jules
01:02:33I'll distract Mom
01:02:37Yo, Jason
01:02:38I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear
01:02:49Got it
01:02:52Get your brother
01:02:59Get your brother
01:03:01Now
01:03:08Mommy!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:15My baby boy
01:03:17Mom, hi, hey
01:03:19Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:03:26To propose
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:44Oh
01:03:46She just left
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape
01:04:01Get out of this house
01:04:03Mom
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:06Mom, this is Jules
01:04:08And she's going to be our help for the summer
01:04:14Yes
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:04:24Lisa
01:04:25My second mommy
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans
01:04:31Oh yes, we do
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:05:02Oh, thanks
01:05:08She's prepared
01:05:12Um
01:05:18Water
01:05:19Water, I need water
01:05:22Jules
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35Aspirin?
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar
01:05:48Alright, that's enough
01:05:49I gotta talk to you
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:05:57No way
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them
01:06:00She found them
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules
01:06:05She hates you already
01:06:06What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:11Where did she go?
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool
01:06:29No way, it feels so good
01:06:34Alright, enough
01:06:36Help!
01:06:38I am drowning
01:06:40Mia, save me
01:06:42Absolutely not
01:06:44I'm not going in there
01:06:47Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:07:09You saved me
01:07:14Here, I brought you some tea
01:07:20I was wrong about you
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:07:52I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:07:55No feelings, remember?
01:08:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now, I mean it
01:08:11I need that money more than I want you
01:08:15When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:21If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:08:25So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:30When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:08:34now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:38Come with me
01:08:44I want to give you the money
01:08:47Not as your boss, as your boyfriend
01:08:51Because I want to give you everything
01:08:55I don't know what to say
01:08:58I don't know what to say
01:09:01I don't know what to say
01:09:04I don't know what to say
01:09:08Just let me take care of you
01:09:16And tell me that you love me
01:09:21I don't think I can say it
01:09:26Let me take care of you, it's the least you can do
01:09:32Fine, you can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:09:40I know you do
01:09:45Good morning, everyone
01:09:48Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:09:51I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:09:55I was just leaving
01:09:57You're not leaving, Jules
01:09:59We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:03After your little sex video was released
01:10:08At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:12But after you saved me
01:10:16All I can say is
01:10:19Welcome to the family
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:10:36Adios
01:10:39Bye, mom
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:48Good luck with that
01:10:50I don't need luck
01:10:52I have a really big brain
01:10:54What?
01:11:00There must be something incriminating in here
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:16Ew, what died in here?
01:11:19My manhood
01:11:21Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:11:25I don't like to read
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:11:36That's cheating
01:11:38Oh, great, you finally figured it out, good boy
01:11:42I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:11:50I thought this was summer vacation
01:11:54I know, I know
01:11:56But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with-
01:12:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:12:29What are you doing here?
01:12:31Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend
01:12:48I have enough friends, thanks
01:12:51Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:55I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:59And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:13:03The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:13:08And I get bored easy
01:13:12Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:13:20Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:13:53Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:13:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship and so do you
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:14:27You lied to me
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything
01:14:34I'm sorry
01:14:38Everybody! Let's get the party started!
01:14:47You have your bag
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:15:00There's something special about you
01:15:03You're so beautiful
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you
01:15:10I'm not trying to marry you
01:15:12Noah, tell me
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me
01:15:20You're a lucky man
01:15:22I know
01:15:26How long is he going to be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you
01:15:31Look at here, the happy little couple
01:15:36From soulmates to soulmates
01:15:41Emma, Noah and I are talking
01:15:44Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:47Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:51Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet
01:15:53What bet?
01:15:57What bet?
01:15:59I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer
01:16:03I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:05That's not true
01:16:07Yeah, it is
01:16:08I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:16:10So I recorded the whole thing
01:16:12You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:19I don't want to hear it
01:16:21Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know
01:16:24That you were just a bet to Noah
01:16:27I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:31I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:34I was nothing but a check to you?
01:16:35I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you?
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off
01:16:46Chicks dude
01:16:48I'm going to kick your fucking ass
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:16:54I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:16:57You're pathetic
01:16:59B
01:17:01Whatever dude
01:17:06What were you thinking?
01:17:08That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:17:16You're a sexy girl
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit
01:17:22Then make time
01:17:24There's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:26The boys share their toys
01:17:29And I want to play with you
01:17:31I don't want to be played with
01:17:32If you play nice
01:17:34I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole
01:17:42I should hear him out
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night
01:17:54In your dreams Perv
01:18:00Mia
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:18:09Mia
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:13Get it through your head
01:18:15I want to be with Jules
01:18:17Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her
01:18:22I love her
01:18:26You know
01:18:28I feel sorry for you
01:18:30For falling in love with such a liar
01:18:32Right?
01:18:34Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:18:36Found your girlfriend
01:18:49If I do what you say
01:18:51Then you'll give Noah this job
01:18:53Yes
01:18:55And it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:57We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:02Wait
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you
01:19:06Damn
01:19:08You were great
01:19:10Just one kiss
01:19:12That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:19:21Don't play hard to get
01:19:29Get off of her
01:19:32Let me have my fun
01:19:34Then you can take your turn
01:19:36If you don't leave her alone
01:19:38I'm going to break your fingers
01:19:40You wouldn't dare
01:19:42You little shit
01:19:44You'll never work for Lehman
01:19:46Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:48Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:50Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:19:53You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:19:56You want to mess with me?
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:02So that all the papers know
01:20:04That you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man
01:20:23How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:27How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:29It wasn't what it looked like
01:20:30Don't lie to me
01:20:32I saw you kiss him back
01:20:39I should be the one that's mad
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal
01:20:45So why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50And you want him right now
01:20:52Tell him you love him
01:20:54It matters
01:20:56Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:21:01You're fired
01:21:03Get out of my house
01:21:16You're gone for good, bitch
01:21:22You never got a chance
01:21:24You never got a chance
01:21:26You never got a chance
01:21:28You never got a chance
01:21:30You never belonged with us
01:21:32And now, it's your turn to go
01:21:36I played you, and I won
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you
01:21:42Oh, honey
01:21:44This has everything to do with me
01:21:51I planted the camera in your room
01:21:54And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:57And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:05You thought you were better than me
01:22:08But I always win
01:22:10All I fucking do is win
01:22:19A miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:28Mom, I saved the house
01:22:32It's too late
01:22:39Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:22:43Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:47That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:22:50You lose everything
01:22:52Oh, God
01:22:54Can I help you?
01:22:56What are you doing in that uniform?
01:22:59My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:23:03I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so
01:23:10I'm sorry
01:23:12I'm sorry
01:23:14I'm sorry
01:23:16I'm sorry
01:23:18I'm sorry
01:23:20I'm sorry
01:23:22You need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more
01:23:46This money feels dirty
01:23:48I never want to see this check again
01:23:52Sigh
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost
01:24:18I deserve that
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah
01:24:34This morning I bought it
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title
01:24:43Oh, my God
01:24:46You put it under my name
01:24:48It's yours, Jules
01:24:49It's all yours
01:24:51But
01:24:52I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:56Another condition?
01:24:58What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:01Sleep with your boss?
01:25:02Drug your mom?
01:25:03No
01:25:06But I would like you to meet me at the Summer House
01:25:09Tonight
01:25:16At 8pm
01:25:17At 8pm
01:25:19And I want you to wear this
01:25:33What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:43He's proposing to you?
01:25:45When did you two get back together?
01:25:47Well, it's not official yet
01:25:49But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:53And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:25:57I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:26:01Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:06Mia
01:26:07Jules
01:26:08I am so happy that both of you are back together
01:26:10Jules
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you are here
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please, the big question
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:34How did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:45Okay, fine
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:52But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:26:56What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:58Actually, that's my job
01:26:59Oh, hi
01:27:00Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn
01:27:03What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for
01:27:07Dad! Daddy!
01:27:09Hi, Mia
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:27:38And here are my secrets
01:27:42I scream when I see spiders
01:27:44I do
01:27:46And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:49And I was so scared, I just left it there
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person
01:27:58And I have one more secret
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:28:37I love you
01:29:08Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:12I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:29:16Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:27Of course I do
01:29:29Now, let's party
01:29:37All I do is live for a living, I can't keep track
01:29:40I just up the store, they make me mad, I up the tax
01:29:43I'm too fucked, going in my bag, I'm never