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Summer Situationship Full Episode ｜ Short Movie
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:26ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:34This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:43Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, Moana, what I do, no one touches my goodness.
00:00:51Get off of her.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you all hell.
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:05Help me.
00:01:06Get off of her.
00:01:07She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:21You drive me crazy.
00:01:22I drive you crazy.
00:01:23That's funny.
00:01:24You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:26If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:42I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:44Don't tempt her.
00:01:46This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:49The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:57I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:00Clean it up, maid.
00:02:09I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:13And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:16That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:19I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:29I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:33I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:35Right, Emmett?
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:39Oh.
00:02:40You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:49Am I dreaming?
00:02:51No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:02:57What the hell's going on?
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:03What the hell's going on?
00:03:07Noah?
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:16And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:20Destiny?
00:03:21Hmm?
00:03:22Is that what happened?
00:03:23That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:25Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:30Why do you even care?
00:03:31She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:37before things got out of hand.
00:03:42Mia?
00:03:43Hmm?
00:03:44Give me your phone.
00:03:45What?
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48It's right here.
00:03:49I got you.
00:03:52I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:54Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:56Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:59If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:04Noah?
00:04:05Open.
00:04:14We aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:16You didn't have to do that.
00:04:18I know.
00:04:22Whoa!
00:04:23Whoa!
00:04:27Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:32Guys, breathe.
00:04:33Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:35Dude, we can't.
00:04:36Yes, we can.
00:04:37No, we can't.
00:04:38This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:39Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:43Wake up, slut.
00:04:44Show's over.
00:04:45Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:47Fine by me.
00:04:48I'll be by the pool.
00:04:49Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:51Emmett!
00:04:55I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:00You have to save her.
00:05:03Jules?
00:05:04Jules!
00:05:05Come on!
00:05:06Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:07What do I do?
00:05:08Mouth to mouth.
00:05:09Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:17You okay?
00:05:18You okay?
00:05:21Thank God.
00:05:23Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:26I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:30Jules?
00:05:32You're not going anywhere.
00:05:33I'm fine.
00:05:34Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:35You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:40What are you, a stripper?
00:05:42I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:44You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:48and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:50And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:55and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:58What are you trying to do?
00:06:00Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:02Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:03You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:05I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:11You know what I think?
00:06:12I think you're here to win it.
00:06:17Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:20Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:23And you know what, I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:29You still want me.
00:06:31Is he coming on to me?
00:06:36In your dreams.
00:06:39Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:41We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:45Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:48and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:51I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:06:58And you let her.
00:07:00Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:07We're not hooking up.
00:07:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:11Be so fucking for real.
00:07:14Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:16It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:19Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:22How convenient.
00:07:25Let the girls talk.
00:07:32I'm sorry.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:36I'm sorry.
00:07:38I'm sorry.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:55Did you just spit on me?
00:07:58Yeah. I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:02Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:11Especially Noah.
00:08:16Ow!
00:08:18Noah!
00:08:19Did you see that?
00:08:20She shoved me!
00:08:21Oh my god.
00:08:22Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:25I'm always honest.
00:08:27You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:33Thanks, Noey.
00:08:34Fire her.
00:08:43Fire her.
00:08:47Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:50I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:54Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:57And this is my rental too.
00:09:00So...
00:09:02What I say goes.
00:09:11Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:14So you should probably go.
00:09:18I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:24Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:34Jules.
00:09:37Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:46I want you to take this.
00:09:48Okay?
00:09:49It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:54My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:57This is too humiliating.
00:09:59I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:12What are you doing home?
00:10:14I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:18That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:21Jules, when your father died, he left us in a...
00:10:22$100,000 in debt.
00:10:24I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:28Mia?
00:10:30Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:33But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:38Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:42Everything.
00:10:48I'm so glad I got the trash, my little girl.
00:10:50Please don't call me that.
00:10:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:10:57I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:01Mia.
00:11:03Slow down, okay?
00:11:05We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:08What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:12I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:14Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:17Why not?
00:11:18That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:21I'd rather be a grubby maid.
00:11:23Frigid bitch.
00:11:25What are you still doing here?
00:11:27You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:29Tell me this.
00:11:31Are you genuinely stupid?
00:11:33Or do you just not get it?
00:11:35Nobody wants you here.
00:11:37I can't back down.
00:11:39Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:41I'm not talking to you.
00:11:43I'm talking to you.
00:11:45I need you.
00:11:46I'm talking to you.
00:11:48I need this job.
00:11:50I need you to choose me.
00:11:52After everything that happened between us,
00:11:54I shouldn't want her.
00:11:56But I do.
00:11:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:02What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:04I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:06No, no, no.
00:12:08No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:12Tell her, Noah.
00:12:14Prove it.
00:12:16Prove it.
00:12:18I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:21And I'll do what you say.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:26Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:29And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:33Mia.
00:12:35I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:37Alone.
00:12:39Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46She really has you by the balls.
00:12:49Don't insult me.
00:12:51Or what?
00:12:53You'll spank me?
00:12:55You can leave now.
00:12:57Hey.
00:13:00You won't let me work here
00:13:02because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:07You're right.
00:13:09Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:12You're fired.
00:13:16You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:19Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:21Hey, where are you going?
00:13:22Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:23Jules!
00:13:26You can't just leave.
00:13:28You fired me.
00:13:30I can do whatever I want.
00:13:32I want to be with you.
00:13:34I want to be with you.
00:13:36I want to be with you.
00:13:38I want to be with you.
00:13:40I want to be with you.
00:13:42I'm gonna be with you.
00:13:44I'm gonna be with you.
00:13:45You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:13:55Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:13:59Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:14:07Noah you come over here now.
00:14:15Mia why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:18Mia how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:20Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:14:23You sure know how to make Noah happy don't you Mia?
00:14:27Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:30Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:47What are you doing?
00:14:48Come with me.
00:14:49Hey!
00:14:50What the hell?
00:14:51What the fuck?
00:14:53What the fuck are you?
00:15:05You want your job back?
00:15:07Fuck me.
00:15:12Oh Jules you're so hot.
00:15:13Play along.
00:15:14Why would I do that?
00:15:18You want your job back?
00:15:19You've got to earn it.
00:15:21Oh Jules your body is so sexy.
00:15:27Okay fine, go ahead.
00:15:34You're crazy.
00:15:35I'm committed.
00:15:36Yeah baby, give it to me.
00:15:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:46I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:51Noah!
00:15:52Noah!
00:15:53Come out right now.
00:15:54Oh yeah Jules.
00:15:55Oh yeah Jules.
00:15:56I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:57Oh come on baby.
00:15:58Show me what you've got.
00:15:59Jules hand me your shirt.
00:16:00Hand me your shirt.
00:16:01Now.
00:16:02Now.
00:16:03Now.
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:05Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:34You fucking bitch.
00:16:36You can't stay here.
00:16:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:39Take it up with Noah.
00:16:41This isn't over.
00:16:43If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:16:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:02You know what?
00:17:03I should thank you.
00:17:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:06Oh you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:09Oh wait.
00:17:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:14You know what?
00:17:15Let's make a bet.
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:17Me and you.
00:17:18Let's make a bet.
00:17:19We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:17:20Right?
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22What about it?
00:17:23If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:28Now if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:38You're on.
00:17:45We need to talk.
00:17:50Emmett, get out.
00:17:57Did I get my job back?
00:17:58Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:02To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:08You're nuts.
00:18:10I'm not a hooker.
00:18:11I'm not crazy and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:15Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:18Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:21I don't know.
00:18:22I changed my mind.
00:18:24Now I need $100,000.
00:18:27Done.
00:18:29Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:37Give me that.
00:18:38Not yet.
00:18:44Give me that.
00:18:45Not yet.
00:18:46I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:18:50But until then, this money is mine.
00:18:54This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:00I'll do it.
00:19:03Great.
00:19:08Let's seal the deal.
00:19:16Let's shake on it.
00:19:25Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:38No boners.
00:19:40You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:43You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:46Yeah, just one.
00:19:49No feelings.
00:19:51I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:54You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:01Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:05Yeah, I do.
00:20:07I have one.
00:20:10No one touches you with me.
00:20:15You don't own me.
00:20:17Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:20While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:24So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:28Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:30Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:32Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:37Let the show begin.
00:20:42Ew.
00:20:44Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:47You kicked me out.
00:20:49Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:53Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:57At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:02Mia.
00:21:05Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:08This is my house.
00:21:10And Jules is my...
00:21:16I'm his guest.
00:21:18I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:22Hey, Mom.
00:21:24Jason!
00:21:26Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:29Dinner is served.
00:21:35Let's fucking go!
00:21:38Yay!
00:21:46Oops.
00:21:47I spilled.
00:21:49Emmett?
00:21:51You want to help?
00:21:52Huh?
00:21:53Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:05Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:14Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:22Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:52Oops.
00:22:54Spilled a little.
00:22:57Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:23:09Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:12I have to go.
00:23:22If you're thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:27Choke on it.
00:23:33Don't run away from me.
00:23:37Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:40It was an act, Jules.
00:23:42And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:23:46You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:49Yeah, I know.
00:23:52Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:23:54You're shivering.
00:23:57Come here.
00:24:09Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:11I'll take the couch.
00:24:34What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:42Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:45Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:47Whatever.
00:24:48I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:52Mia's your best friend?
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:57People contain multitudes.
00:25:00Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:01She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:04And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:08And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:11If you know what I mean.
00:25:23Like what you see?
00:25:28I do, actually.
00:25:50What are you doing?
00:25:52Taking a shower.
00:25:56Sure.
00:25:57Y'all go ahead.
00:25:59You wish.
00:26:07Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:10I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:11Meet me at the pool.
00:26:25What's with this guy?
00:26:26One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:28Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:36Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:47Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:02I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:05Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:09Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:12You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:15All right, it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:24Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:28Everyone must decide right now whether Jules or I do.
00:27:34Mia, would you relax?
00:27:36We're not taking a vote.
00:27:37We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:27:40What's Survivor?
00:27:41A show for old people.
00:27:43It's so boring.
00:27:45I'm kidding.
00:27:47Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:52What game is she trying to play?
00:27:54Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:02Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:06That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:08Oh, honey, the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:15It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:21What are you talking about?
00:28:22I never said anything about...
00:28:24Save it.
00:28:25Proof's right here.
00:28:28And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:32Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:37I bet you're to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:42I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:48Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:51Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:56They can?
00:28:58I never said that.
00:28:59Mia did.
00:29:00She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:03Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:08Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:12Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:14Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:16Really?
00:29:17Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:20She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:23Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:28Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:31You said that about me?
00:29:33I can explain.
00:29:35Save your breath.
00:29:48Bitch!
00:29:50Don't touch me!
00:29:51Get off of me!
00:30:01Don't touch me.
00:30:05You are so hot.
00:30:06Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:08I'm sorry.
00:30:30Yo!
00:30:32Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:35No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:37Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:40She'll come crawling back.
00:30:44Speak of the devil.
00:30:51You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:53Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:30:56I don't know what's going on.
00:30:57What do you mean, dude?
00:30:58It's pretty fucking clear.
00:30:59You hooked up!
00:31:02Fuck!
00:31:03Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:06Emmett, stop!
00:31:07Fuck you, dude!
00:31:08Stop!
00:31:13Did you post this?
00:31:23Jules, did you post this?
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:31Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:34What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:39How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:41Jules, I'd rather buy a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:31:46You know what?
00:31:47Everyone was right about you.
00:31:49You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:52Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:54Lose my number.
00:31:56I never want to see you again.
00:31:58Fine.
00:31:59Feelings mutual.
00:32:04You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:10Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:13Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:18You're a skank.
00:32:20So get out and don't come back.
00:32:22Don't come back.
00:32:33Help!
00:32:35Help!
00:32:49You...
00:32:50You saved me?
00:33:04That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:08And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:13Emmett.
00:33:15Don't even think about it.
00:33:16Go on, Jules.
00:33:17Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:19Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:21We have to talk.
00:33:27Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:36One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:45Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:47I can explain everything.
00:33:48Good, explain.
00:33:50Now.
00:33:57You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:00Takes one to know one.
00:34:02Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:10I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:14I never said that, okay?
00:34:18Fuck.
00:34:27You know, to make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:30That way everyone can see it.
00:34:32But for right now,
00:34:35it's party time.
00:34:43OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:47I wouldn't hook up if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:50How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:53You don't know him like I do.
00:34:56If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:34:59Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:01I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:03Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:07He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:10But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:17The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:22Except for the one about you.
00:35:24Arrogant and cocky.
00:35:26That's true.
00:35:31Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:44Is that true?
00:35:47It's true.
00:35:49I liked you.
00:35:51Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:54I mean, really.
00:35:56Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:35:59So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:02Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:08I guess you can't.
00:36:10There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:17I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:20But when I really think about it,
00:36:22I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:24I really did.
00:36:29You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:31To what, Bone?
00:36:34They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:37It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:39I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:41Remember.
00:36:47Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:36:50You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:53When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:36:58Mm-hmm.
00:37:11Okay.
00:37:28She would never kiss me like that.
00:37:30My turn.
00:37:41No smoke.
00:37:43Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:48Rude.
00:38:07Keep the circle moving.
00:38:09Do you want to really piss me off?
00:38:11Kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:19Get off of me.
00:38:21Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:23What's a little peck?
00:38:26Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:28Remember that six you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:35Hey, Jules!
00:38:36Hey, Jules!
00:38:37Jules!
00:38:38You're a pig!
00:38:39Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:40He's lying.
00:38:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:47You have feelings for me?
00:38:54I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:56But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:58You have feelings for me?
00:39:00Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:02You do?
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05I have all the feelings.
00:39:06Confusion.
00:39:07Frustration.
00:39:08Blind rage.
00:39:09Ridiculous!
00:39:10Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:11Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:14Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:18I broke your trust.
00:39:19And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:29I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:31And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:36Do you want to get back together?
00:39:39You said no feelings.
00:39:41Yeah, you're right.
00:39:44So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:46Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:48Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:50Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:00Well, what favorite couple survived the ring of fire?
00:40:03Ew.
00:40:04Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:06Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:08I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:12Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:15And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:21Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:24Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:27Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:29You should go do that right now.
00:40:30Yes!
00:40:32Come on.
00:40:37It's not that easy.
00:40:39Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:40I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:42Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:47What do you mean?
00:40:49I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:53Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:40:56She's about to answer a very important question.
00:40:58I don't want to go shopping with Mia.
00:41:00But I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:04Or tell him about my dad.
00:41:08We can talk later.
00:41:09I promise.
00:41:22The girls go shopping.
00:41:23Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:28Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:31I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:36Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:40It was tailored for sigmas.
00:41:42Like me.
00:41:43The internship is mine.
00:41:45Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:48Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:59If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:02Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:07Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:09I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:19You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:21No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:23No, you didn't.
00:42:24That's impossible.
00:42:25It doesn't fit.
00:42:26Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:30I'm shopping.
00:42:32Do you not remember me?
00:42:34I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:36Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:38She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:41But what Mia says goes.
00:42:43So your money's no good here.
00:42:46You know what?
00:42:47You're right.
00:42:48I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:52That's it.
00:42:53You're out.
00:42:55Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:42:56Excuse me.
00:42:57I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:42:59Trash?
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01That's my girlfriend.
00:43:07Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:12See this car?
00:43:14Has no spending limit.
00:43:16My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:19And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:22No way, this is mine.
00:43:23Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:43:25No.
00:43:26Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:28Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:43What do you think?
00:43:48No.
00:43:50Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:54Of course.
00:44:02You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:05Is it too expensive?
00:44:07No.
00:44:08It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:18Well, aren't you clean?
00:44:23Thank you, Noah.
00:44:26You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:30Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:38Put the dress on my card.
00:44:42Excuse me.
00:44:44I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:48I don't know where I put it.
00:44:49I'm missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:52I bet she stole it.
00:44:54I would never.
00:44:56Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:59Fine.
00:45:01Whatever, Mia.
00:45:15See, told ya.
00:45:20I don't know how that got there.
00:45:23Well, she stole it.
00:45:25And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:30Call the police.
00:45:32Don't call the police.
00:45:34This is all my fault.
00:45:36No, it's not.
00:45:37Yes, it is.
00:45:39I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:43But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:46You can't do this.
00:45:47It's of money.
00:45:49Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:45:51It's worth it, trust me.
00:45:53And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:45:56Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:45:58Please and thank you.
00:46:07Hey.
00:46:13There he is.
00:46:14There he is.
00:46:16Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:19Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:21Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:23Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:46:30Watch your mouth.
00:46:32Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:34Okay, dude.
00:46:36Jules was mine first.
00:46:38I dumped her, okay?
00:46:40It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:41Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:45Okay, all right.
00:46:47Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:49Yeah?
00:46:51I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:53By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:46:55and never come back to the summer house.
00:46:57Fine.
00:46:59And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:01I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:03I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:05Deal.
00:47:07You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:10Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:19Eat shit.
00:47:21Hey.
00:47:23Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:26Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:28Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:47:30unless it's with me.
00:47:37Hey.
00:47:42Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:44Uh, I don't know.
00:47:46Jules.
00:47:48You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:47:50About what?
00:47:52The music in here?
00:47:54Because I think it's...
00:47:56Jules.
00:47:58Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:00For real.
00:48:02Okay.
00:48:03Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:05For real.
00:48:07No contracts and no money.
00:48:09I mean it.
00:48:11I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:13Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:15Like I care.
00:48:17I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:22We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:24Have fun.
00:48:26Here.
00:48:28Put this on.
00:48:30I entered us into a lap dancing company.
00:48:34You're crazy.
00:48:36Well, if you're too afraid,
00:48:38you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:50Follow me.
00:48:56Let the show begin.
00:49:04You think you're hot shit?
00:49:06Well, it's time for you to shit.
00:49:09Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:12Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:49:14lap dance competition!
00:49:19The rules are simple.
00:49:21Each one of these smoke shows
00:49:23will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:26And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:28Whoo!
00:49:59I'm that girl
00:50:01I got the weight of the world
00:50:03Weight of the world
00:50:05To get me diamonds and pearls
00:50:07Diamonds and pearls
00:50:09Now when you're laying on me
00:50:11It's just a play
00:50:13Ding-a-rang-a-lang
00:50:15That girl I got the weight of the world
00:50:17Weight of the world
00:50:19To get me diamonds and pearls
00:50:21Diamonds and pearls
00:50:23Now when you're laying on me
00:50:25It's just a play
00:50:26Ding-a-rang-a-lang
00:50:32Top that!
00:50:47Top that!
00:50:56Oh
00:51:00Oh
00:51:06Oh baby
00:51:09What's the point of being honest if I
00:51:19Oh
00:51:21Just end up changing my life
00:51:25You're the most beautiful girl here
00:51:27Show them all
00:51:31But I won't be your friend when you
00:51:35Cry, cry
00:51:38Cry
00:51:40The tears on your face
00:51:43Are falling in vain when you cry
00:51:48The same old mistakes
00:51:51I loved you when
00:51:52I loved you
00:51:58Yo
00:52:00Jason
00:52:02Dude, I need the lady killer special
00:52:04Now
00:52:06I got you
00:52:10Here's a tip
00:52:12And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:15And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:20Mia!
00:52:22Woo!
00:52:27As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:52:32I can deal with public humiliation
00:52:34But I can't deal with public property
00:52:40Jewels, wait
00:52:42Jewels, wait
00:52:48You look upset
00:52:51What are you, my therapist?
00:52:53Fuck off
00:52:55No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:59Jewels
00:53:01I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:07What is that?
00:53:09A good time
00:53:11Come on, Jewels
00:53:16No thanks
00:53:19Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:53:23Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:53:27Better play along
00:53:38Bottoms up
00:53:41Cheers
00:53:43Alright
00:53:45Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:53:48I'm going to go change
00:53:52Destiny
00:53:54Have you seen Jewels?
00:53:56I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:58Emmett was with her
00:54:01That little shit
00:54:08Don't move
00:54:12What do you think you're doing?
00:54:14Stop denying yourself, Jewels
00:54:17We both know you want this
00:54:19Be gentle
00:54:21Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:23Back off
00:54:25Just relax, baby
00:54:27Let that eat
00:54:29You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:31Oh
00:54:33I was going to fuck you anyways
00:54:35Let go of me
00:54:37This is just going to take a minute
00:54:38Emmett
00:54:41Emmett
00:54:43Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:54:46Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:54:48Jewels?
00:54:50You in there?
00:54:52Noah, help me
00:54:56Noah, help me
00:54:59Emmett
00:55:01Get off of her
00:55:03You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:06What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:09Emmett
00:55:11She doesn't want you
00:55:13What are you doing?
00:55:15She wants me so bad, dude
00:55:17Even if she won't say so
00:55:23Dude, I thought we were friends
00:55:25I'd never be friends with a shit like you
00:55:29Wait, stop
00:55:35This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:39Shit
00:55:54You look like shit
00:55:56Jewels just kicked my ass
00:55:58All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:01Hey
00:56:03Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:09Mia, stop
00:56:12This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:56:16Emmett just tried to assault me
00:56:18Be so fucking for real
00:56:20Emmett would never want a skank like you
00:56:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:26And you know what?
00:56:29He's coming back to the house with me
00:56:31Tonight
00:56:33Mia, sit down
00:56:35Emmett
00:56:36If you ever come near the summer house again
00:56:38I will leave
00:56:40Okay, Noah, let's go
00:56:42Let's go
00:56:47I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:58Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:01Ow
00:57:03You're hurt
00:57:04Let me help you
00:57:17I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:57:31I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:34You just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:57:36Really
00:57:38I didn't take them
00:57:40You didn't take the pills?
00:57:46You know, I got something better than E
00:57:49It's twice as fun
00:57:51When I've been saving it just for you
00:58:01What are you trying to give me?
00:58:05Rocky Road
00:58:08Ow
00:58:10Hey, I got you ice cream
00:58:12And this is how you repay me?
00:58:14How are you capable of being an asshole
00:58:16Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:18I'm not an asshole
00:58:20No, you're the king of assholes
00:58:23You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:58:26Makes me the king of assholes
00:58:28But whatever
00:58:35I gotta show you something
00:58:46I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:54And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:01It worked
00:59:05It worked
00:59:16I've wanted you all summer
00:59:18Stop breathing
00:59:21I need you
00:59:23Now
00:59:35What if somebody sees?
00:59:37Everybody's at the club
00:59:40I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:05Okay
01:00:24Hi, this is Alan
01:00:26It's Mia
01:00:28Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:00:30He was hinting at propose to me soon
01:00:32And we would just love it
01:00:34If you were here for it
01:00:37Okay, bye
01:00:51Hey, sleepyhead
01:00:54What are you doing up so early?
01:00:56I thought I wore you out last night
01:00:58I'm ready for another round
01:00:59Hey, can you knock?
01:01:01Can you put your boner away?
01:01:04Get up!
01:01:06Get up!
01:01:07Get up, get up, get up!
01:01:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up
01:01:09It's worse than a fire
01:01:13Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:01:22You're fucking with me
01:01:24What's the big deal?
01:01:25Uh, there's the drugs
01:01:26And the mess
01:01:27And you
01:01:28What about me?
01:01:29She like totally thinks you're a slut
01:01:31But like in a bad way
01:01:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
01:01:34And she blames you for the whole thing
01:01:37I need to get out of here
01:01:38I'll hide Jules
01:01:39I'll distract mom
01:01:44Yo, Jason
01:01:45I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:01:46Do not let my mom know that we're here
01:01:47Alright?
01:01:54Tell me when the coast is clear
01:01:55Got it
01:01:59Get out
01:02:06Get your brother
01:02:08Now
01:02:15Mommy!
01:02:16Wait!
01:02:17Noah!
01:02:18Uh
01:02:23My baby boy
01:02:24Mom!
01:02:25Hi!
01:02:26Hey
01:02:27I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:02:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:02:33To propose
01:02:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:48I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:02:50Oh
01:02:52She just left
01:02:54Hmm
01:02:56I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:00What is that slut doing here?
01:03:05You're the girl from the sex tape
01:03:07Get out of this house
01:03:09Mom
01:03:10Noah, a little help?
01:03:11Uh, mom
01:03:12Uh
01:03:13This is Jules
01:03:14And she's going to be our help
01:03:17For the summer
01:03:19Uh
01:03:20Yes
01:03:21It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:03:26Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:03:30Lisa, my second mommy
01:03:34We need to talk about engagement plans
01:03:36Oh yes we do
01:03:40You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:42I have no idea what got into her head
01:03:44I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:45But after dinner tonight I'm gonna explain everything
01:03:48Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:50Please
01:04:01My head hurts
01:04:03Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:05Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:04:07Oh, thanks
01:04:14Jeez, my hair
01:04:17Um
01:04:19Um
01:04:23Water
01:04:24Water, I need water
01:04:27Jules
01:04:29What did you give my mom?
01:04:31Aspirin
01:04:32Aspirin?
01:04:33Woo!
01:04:34It's so hot in here
01:04:38Liz, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:42No
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:45Hey, I have an idea
01:04:47Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:50I'm feeling like a cougar
01:04:53Alright, that's enough
01:04:54I gotta talk to you
01:04:55Let's go
01:04:57Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:59Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:05:02No way, you gave her those?
01:05:04I didn't give them, she found them
01:05:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:08No fucking way, Jules
01:05:10She hates you already
01:05:11What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:05:15Where did she go?
01:05:17Woo!
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:30Woo!
01:05:31Mom, get out of the pool
01:05:33No way, it feels so good
01:05:39Oh wait, no
01:05:41Help!
01:05:43I'm drowning
01:05:45Mia, save me
01:05:46Absolutely not
01:05:48I'm not going in there
01:05:51Help!
01:06:13You saved me
01:06:17Here, I brought you some tea
01:06:25I was wrong about you
01:06:27I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:06:38Thank you
01:06:39For taking care of her
01:06:42I hope I was a good maid
01:06:45Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:06:47Can you ever be serious in two seconds?
01:06:51You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:06:57I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:07:00No feelings, remember?
01:07:08I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:07:12I'll tear it up right now, I mean it
01:07:17I need that money more than I want you
01:07:21When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:07:27If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:07:31So it was really always just about the money, really?
01:07:36When I started our relationship, it was about the money
01:07:39But now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:07:56I want to give you the money
01:07:59Not as your boss, as your boyfriend
01:08:02Because I want to give you everything
01:08:06I don't know what to say
01:08:11Just let me take care of you
01:08:18And tell me that you love me
01:08:24I don't think I can say it
01:08:27Let me take care of you, it's the least you can do
01:08:33Fine, you can take care of me, okay?
01:08:38And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:08:41I know you do
01:08:46Good morning, everyone
01:08:48Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:08:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:08:54I was just leaving
01:08:56You're not leaving, Jules
01:08:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:09:03After your little sex video was released
01:09:07At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:09:11But after you saved me
01:09:15All I can say is
01:09:17Welcome to the family!
01:09:19You were supposed to give me your family ring
01:09:22That was before you left me to drown
01:09:26I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:09:30Adios!
01:09:33Bye, mom
01:09:38I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:09:41I'm not going to let you do that
01:09:43I'm not going to let you do that
01:09:45I'm not going to let you do that
01:09:47I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:09:50Good luck with that
01:09:52I don't need luck
01:09:54I have a really big brain
01:10:02There must be something incriminating in here
01:10:09What is this?
01:10:17Ew, what died in here?
01:10:19My manhood
01:10:22Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:10:24Really?
01:10:28I don't like to read
01:10:30It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:10:33They're faking their entire relationship
01:10:35So he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:10:38It's cheating
01:10:40Great, you finally figured it out
01:10:42Good boy
01:10:44I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:10:48I thought this was summer vacation
01:10:50I know, I know
01:10:52But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:10:59What up, lovebirds?
01:11:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:11:04You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:11:10Who are you?
01:11:12I'm the man who's going to kill you
01:11:16I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:11:27Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:11:29What are you doing here?
01:11:31Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up
01:11:35I'm a guy who likes to party
01:11:39The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy
01:11:42I'd like to be your friend
01:11:46I have enough friends, thanks
01:11:51Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:55I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:11:58And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:12:03The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:12:05Will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:12:08And I get bored easy
01:12:10And I get bored easy
01:12:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:12:21Interview starts now
01:12:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:12:27Well, I'll see you in the office
01:12:29Hey, how about I show you out to the...
01:12:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:12:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:43He's a total clown
01:12:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful...
01:12:48...teleonaires in the industry
01:12:50And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:12:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:12:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:13:00And I networked like a motherfucker
01:13:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:13:06And have my own career
01:13:08My sex tape got released
01:13:11And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:13:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:13:17Jules, I need this internship
01:13:19And so do you
01:13:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:13:28You lied to me
01:13:30No, I just...
01:13:32I just didn't tell you everything
01:13:34I'm sorry
01:13:38Everybody!
01:13:40Let's get the party started!
01:13:50Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:13:56I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:13:59There's something special about you
01:14:02You're so...beautiful
01:14:05Thanks
01:14:07I'm taken
01:14:09I'm not trying to marry you
01:14:11Noah, tell me
01:14:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:16That'd be me
01:14:19You're a lucky man
01:14:21I know
01:14:25How long is he here?
01:14:28I'll protect you
01:14:30Look at here
01:14:32The happy little couple
01:14:34From full mates to soul mates
01:14:42Emmett, Noah and I are talking
01:14:45Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:48Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:14:51Yeah, it's finally gonna win our bet
01:14:54What bet?
01:14:57What bet?
01:14:59I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:15:02I would drop out of the internship pool
01:15:05That's not true
01:15:07Yeah, it is
01:15:09I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:15:11So, I recorded the whole thing
01:15:13You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:15:19I don't wanna hear it
01:15:21Yeah
01:15:23It'd probably break your heart to know
01:15:25That you were just a bet to Noah
01:15:27Hmm?
01:15:29I was nothing but a bet to you
01:15:31I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:33I was nothing but a check to you
01:15:37Both of you can fuck off
01:15:42Chicks, dude
01:15:44Kick your fucking ass
01:15:46I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest
01:15:50I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:15:53You're pathetic
01:15:55B
01:15:57Whatever, dude
01:16:02What were you thinking?
01:16:04That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:16:07I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:16:12You're a sexy girl
01:16:14We could have a lot of fun
01:16:16I don't have time for that shit
01:16:18Then make time
01:16:20There's a tradition at Lehman
01:16:22The boys are toys
01:16:25And I wanna play with you
01:16:27I don't wanna be played with
01:16:29If you play nice
01:16:31I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:16:33The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:16:37Even if this guy is an asshole
01:16:39I should hear him out
01:16:41What do I have to do?
01:16:44Let me borrow you for the night
01:16:51In your dreams, perv
01:16:54Mia
01:16:56You know where Jules is?
01:16:58You're still caught up on that skank?
01:17:00Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:17:03Mia
01:17:05A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:17:07Get it through your head
01:17:09I wanna be with Jules
01:17:11Why do you like her so much?
01:17:13I don't like her
01:17:16I love her
01:17:20You know
01:17:22You know
01:17:24I feel sorry for you
01:17:25For falling in love with such a liar
01:17:27You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:29Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:17:31Found your girlfriend
01:17:45If I do what you say
01:17:47Then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:49Yes
01:17:51We only interviewed him as a fag
01:17:53To his mom
01:17:55My company looks down on sex tapes
01:17:57Wait
01:17:59Now I know where I recognize you
01:18:01Damn
01:18:03You were great
01:18:05Just one kiss
01:18:07That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:18:16Way hard to get
01:18:21Get off of her
01:18:27Get off of her
01:18:29Let me have my fun
01:18:31Then you can take your turn
01:18:33If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers
01:18:35You wouldn't dare
01:18:37You little shit
01:18:39You'll never work for Lehman
01:18:41Yeah, looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:18:43Because I would rather fuck literal cheese grater
01:18:45Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:18:47You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:18:49You wanna mess with me?
01:18:51You wanna mess with me?
01:18:53Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:18:55And we'll let all the papers know
01:18:57That you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around
01:18:59You know, I bet your wife would love to hear this
01:19:01Please, don't tell my wife
01:19:03Get out of my face, old man
01:19:05Get out of my face, old man
01:19:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:21How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:23It wasn't what it looked like
01:19:25Don't lie to me
01:19:27I saw you kissing back
01:19:29I should be the one that's mad
01:19:31You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:19:33You were getting money out of the deal
01:19:35So why does it matter?
01:19:37That he's a good kisser
01:19:39And you want him right now
01:19:41Tell him you love him
01:19:43It matters
01:19:45Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:19:47It matters
01:19:49Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:19:59You're fired
01:20:01Get out of my house
01:20:03You're fired
01:20:15You're gone for good, bitch
01:20:21You never belonged with us
01:20:23And now
01:20:25It's your turn to go
01:20:27I played you
01:20:29And I won
01:20:31This has nothing to do with you
01:20:33Oh, honey
01:20:35This has everything to do with me
01:20:37This has everything to do with me
01:20:43I planted the camera in your room
01:20:45And then
01:20:47I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:20:49And then
01:20:51I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:20:57You thought you were better than me
01:20:59But I always win
01:21:01All I fucking do
01:21:03All I fucking do
01:21:05Is win
01:21:11A miserable bitch like you
01:21:13Will never win
01:21:23Mom
01:21:25I saved the house
01:21:27It's too late
01:21:35Maybe we can call the bank
01:21:37And figure something out
01:21:39Someone bought it out from under us
01:21:41Just this morning
01:21:43It's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:21:45You everything
01:21:47Oh, God
01:21:57Can I
01:21:59Can I help you?
01:22:01What are you doing in that unit?
01:22:03My dad cut me off after
01:22:05I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:22:07I guess he paid a lot of money
01:22:09To get me that job, so
01:22:11You need anything?
01:22:21I have a big tip for you
01:22:23Seriously?
01:22:25Smile more
01:22:35This money feels dirty
01:22:37I never want to see this check again
01:22:49Miss me?
01:22:55Miss me?
01:23:05Get lost
01:23:07I deserve that
01:23:11Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:23:13And I think you'll really like it
01:23:19Is this the key to my house?
01:23:21Yeah
01:23:23This morning I bought it
01:23:25You bought my house from under us?
01:23:27Look at the name on the title
01:23:31Oh, my God
01:23:33You put it under my name
01:23:35It's yours, Jules
01:23:37It's all yours
01:23:39But
01:23:41I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:23:45Another condition?
01:23:47What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:49Sleep with your boss?
01:23:51Judge your mom?
01:23:53No
01:23:55But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:23:57Tonight
01:24:05At 8pm
01:24:07And I want you to wear this
01:24:21What are you doing here?
01:24:23Noah told me to come
01:24:25Really?
01:24:27How pathetic
01:24:29Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:24:33He's proposing to you?
01:24:35When did you two get back together?
01:24:37Well, it's not official yet
01:24:39But he invited me here
01:24:41to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:24:43And even an idiot like you
01:24:45would know that he's proposing
01:24:47I guess after spending the entire summer
01:24:49being bored to death by you
01:24:51Noah decided it was time to be with
01:24:53the best
01:24:55Mia
01:24:57Jules
01:24:59I am so happy that both of you are here
01:25:01Why did you invite me here?
01:25:03To watch you propose to Mia?
01:25:05Propose?
01:25:07Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:09Oh, the big question
01:25:11Yeah, I do have a big question
01:25:15Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:19Uh
01:25:21How did you know about that?
01:25:23Because it was a big mistake
01:25:25And when you were leaving the summer house
01:25:27I heard you were in Jules' fight
01:25:29You know, the one where you told her
01:25:31that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:25:33Okay, fine
01:25:35Yeah, I planted the camera
01:25:37And I uploaded the video to the internet
01:25:39But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:25:41blow up in all your faces
01:25:43What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:45Actually, that's my job
01:25:47You're under arrest for revenge porn
01:25:49What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:51These are not what they're for
01:25:53Call my dad!
01:25:55Daddy!
01:25:57Bye, Mia
01:25:59If you invited me here
01:26:01to watch that
01:26:03I appreciate it
01:26:05That's not why I invited you here
01:26:09Everybody!
01:26:13What is he doing?
01:26:17I have invited you all here
01:26:19so I can share my secrets
01:26:23And here are my secrets
01:26:27I scream when I see spiders
01:26:29I do
01:26:31And I crashed my car
01:26:33on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:26:35and I was so scared I just left it there
01:26:39And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:26:41Noah, what are you doing?
01:26:43You look like a crazy person
01:26:45One more secret
01:26:49Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:26:55And I want to make it official, Jules
01:26:57Right here in front of everybody
01:26:59I want everyone to know
01:27:01what you are to me
01:27:15I love you
01:27:21I love you
01:27:45I love you
01:27:57Jules, why did you reject me
01:27:59in front of everybody?
01:28:01I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:28:05Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:28:15Of course I do
01:28:17Now, let's party
01:28:45I love you
01:29:15I love you