Comedy icon, the original "MILF," and queen of one-liners ... there's no one quite like Jennifer Coolidge. This is her story.
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00:00I got a lot of play of being a MILF and I got a lot of sexual action from American Pie.
00:20In this lifetime, I never thought that I would have a part like this.
00:30I wanted to be a dramatic actress.
00:46It never occurred to me to do the comedy thing.
00:48This guy, John, just leaned over me and goes, you know what, you're in the wrong place,
00:51Jennifer.
00:52Sandra really had her act together and she was the hostess, but you know, I was, you
01:03know, partying a lot, you know, in those years.
01:12In those days, I was in my twenties and I was just a mess and I like to go out to nightclubs
01:17and things.
01:18You're a massage teaser.
01:24Listen, I massage who I want, when I want.
01:28I don't submit to forcible massage.
01:38When I watched her do Glass Menagerie, where she was like, I'm just a poor, creepo girl.
01:42I literally, at one point, I was in the front row and I was like, oh, I'm, I'm blacking
01:47out publicly.
01:48What's your objective?
01:49I said that you were quite striking.
01:50Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
01:51Yes, ma'am.
01:52I am.
01:53We both have so much in common.
02:16We both love soup and, uh, we love the outdoors.
02:30I'm taking the dog, dumb.
02:33It makes me want a hot dog real bad.
02:40All day long.
02:41And exhausting.
02:42This hot dog story.
02:43Look how young I look.
02:44Oh gosh.
02:45We have so much to catch up on.
02:46But first things first, touch my abs.
02:47I don't exercise at all.
02:48Who needs a balding 38 year old boyfriend with erectile dysfunction when you can have
02:49a new career and cute little dog?
02:50I don't.
02:51I don't.
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03:10I have brand new career and cute cater weighters.
03:12There's something I've always wanted to tell you.
03:30You're not very pretty.
03:32God, you look like the 4th of July.
03:47I didn't even get to the punchline.
03:50I know you didn't get to the punchline, but just do it anyway.
03:53Taking the dog, dumbass.
03:54A lot of people want to feel like they have a chance at something that maybe they thought
04:06it was a mischance.
04:08And I think I'm a good example of that.
04:22What a gift, because Mike White gives me something that no one else really is offering me.
04:28They don't really associate me with someone who's complicated.
04:39I took a lavender bath tonight, right before the show, and it made me swell up inside my
04:45dress.
04:46And I'm having a hard time speaking.
04:52Please, these gays, they're trying to murder me.
05:02Make a bitch head.
05:09Goddess, queen, icon.
05:11I think I'm becoming lesbian.
05:13To me, she's a goddess.
05:15I love you, Jennifer.