Meet Shehzad Malik, the Pakistani who became famous for the comedy of the mundane.
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00:00Bada, yeh lo, baat karo.
00:02Kaun hai abu?
00:03Baat karo, baat karo, baat karo.
00:04Nahi, nahi, kaun hai?
00:05Baat karo, baat karo.
00:06Indians think that I am Indian
00:08and Pakistanis think that I am Pakistani.
00:10But who am I?
00:12Main kaun hu bhai?
00:31Hello?
00:32Haan, hello?
00:33Aap kaun hai?
00:34Kaun hai?
00:36Bata nahi, aap kaun hai?
00:37Bata nahi, bata nahi, aap kaun hai?
00:40Yeh kya ho raha hai, abu?
00:41Kaun hai yeh?
00:42Baat kar, bhej!
00:43Aur, aur, kaise hai?
00:44Kaise hai, kaise hai, aap?
00:45I think highlighting that makes just people be like
00:47Oh, arre yeh toh mai bhi karta hu yeh.
00:49Shit, sorry, sorry, ammi.
00:51Koi haal nahi hai yaar.
00:52Tumhara baar baar saare glass tod dete ho.
00:54Tum ek ek kar gaya.
00:55Ji mujhe hi saaf karna padega.
00:56Oh shit, sorry, abu.
00:58Nahi, koi baat nahi beta.
01:00Ek kaam karo, main dhodhe aur glasses layaata hoon,
01:02wo bhi tod dete hain.
01:14Bhai, main kaheen ka nahi raha,
01:16main kaheen ka nahi raha.
01:17Main Pakistan jaata hoon,
01:19Pakistan bolte ke,
01:20arre, humare dost aara hai bahar se.
01:23Main kahe roon, main ghar aara hoon yaar.
01:25Aur, main jab bahar, idhar reh raha hota hoon,
01:27idhar wale mujhe apne nahi lagte.
01:29Kyuki idhar, yaar to, jo desi hote hain,
01:31wo kuch, wo desiyon se bhi zyada desi hote hain.
01:34Umm, aur jo desi thode, you know,
01:36idhar ke culture se adapt kare jaata hain,
01:38wo kuch zyada hi whitewashed hote hain.
01:47What is going on here?
01:49Is this a fish market?
01:51Nahi, wo, wo dhar hai.
01:53Yeh, yeh chicken wali hai.
01:54Okay.
01:58Is this a fish market?
02:07Maini jitna audience mein
02:09baat karte hui dekha hai,
02:11to be very honest,
02:12mujhe khud nahi pata lagda hota,
02:13ke yaar, kaun Pakistani, kaun Indian.
02:15To be very honest, it feels very nice.
02:18It genuinely is like proof almost,
02:20ke there is, after all, you know,
02:22not a lot of difference.
02:28Once I put up a story,
02:30ke yaar main, by the way, Pakistan se hu,
02:32to usme thodi maine, thodi si, itni zyada,
02:34lekin thodi si drop notice ki thi following mein.
02:36It was interesting to see,
02:38ke, you know,
02:40just the knowledge of the fact
02:42about where it is that you are born
02:45changes your opinion wholly.
02:51I think the mundanity,
02:53the mundanity is where it lies.
02:55The things that you do in private
02:57and that are truly yourself,
02:59that you don't even notice yourself doing.
03:01When you are truly yourself,
03:03that is what my comedy relies on, at least.
03:06When we are truly ourselves,
03:08then we aren't that different.
03:10Agar aapko bura lag raha hai,
03:11ke aap Valentine's Day pe kuch bhi nahi kar raha hai,
03:13to aap ye yaad rakhein,
03:15ke Valentine's Day sirf ek capitalistic scheme hai.
03:17Nothing else.
03:21Although, agar aapko aisa lag raha hai,
03:23ke Valentine's Day capitalistic scheme hai,
03:25to clearly aap single hai.
03:31The most common message I have received,
03:33Alhamdulillah, is that
03:35I was going through a very rough day,
03:37or a rough week,
03:39or a rough period,
03:41and your reels helped me a lot.
03:43I am going through a breakup,
03:45and your reels are really helping me.
03:47I just binge watch your reels,
03:49and they really help me, they lighten up my mood.
03:51It's just a blessing.