How Vice-President Jagdeep Dhankhar's characteristic wit impressed one and all in Parliament's ongoing Winter Session. 🎙
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00:00Mr. Derek, billeted, billeted one, because an invite was extended to you on two occasions.
00:08One of the ablest bowlers is satisfied with a batsman.
00:17Sir, you can be umpire, because when batsman and bowler have settled the issue…
00:22You are the eldest in the house.
00:24Main sadan ka sabse kam umar ka yuva sadase hoon, I am the youngest in the house.
00:29To jo parivaar ka sabse bada hota hai, wo parivaar ke sabse chote sadase ka khaas khyaal rakhta hai, sir.
00:38Those whom I love and respect, they suffer the most.
00:42Sir, you are the eldest in the house.
01:05Main sadan ka sabse kam umar ka yuva sadase hoon, I am the youngest in the house.
01:10To jo parivaar ka sabse bada hota hai, wo parivaar ke sabse chote sadase ka khaas khyaal rakhta hai, sir.
01:16Usse zyada pyaar deta hai, usse bolne ka zyada mauka deta hai, usse zyada interventions deta hai,
01:24usse zero hours zyada select hote hai, usse star questions zyada lagte hai,
01:29aur usse thodi shaitani karne ki bhi chhoot hoti hai.
01:34To main yumeet karunga ki aapka vishesh pyaar aur vishesh sneh,
01:38hamari choti party aur sadan ke chote sabse yuva sadase hone ke naate mere prati rahega, sir.
01:45Aapko iss nahi pari ke liye, dheron shubh kaamna hai, aapka bohot bohot abhinandan, bohot bohot saubhad.
01:55Those whom I love and respect, they suffer the most.
02:05Thank you so much and formally a very warm welcome to the Rajya Sabha.
02:12Mr. Derek, billeted, billeted wahan.
02:16Because an invite was extended to you on two occasions.
02:22Billeted?
02:23Invite, extended.
02:25Billeted.
02:26Billeted, good, good.
02:28My colleague Shukhendu is far more qualified to welcome you
02:32because he knows, he's had a long relationship.
02:35No, let me tell you, your honourable chief minister was the first one to congratulate me.
02:43But I am with respect to the leader of the party in the house.
02:47That's very good.
02:48Sir, that could be for other reasons.
02:53Sir, the leader of the house need to know that issue between me and him are privileged.
03:01Between me and Derek, good.
03:03Over to you.
03:04Namaskar, sir.
03:05Sir, mera jo prashan maine poocha tha videsh mantri ji se.
03:10Chief, question number 19.
03:12Honourable minister.
03:13Sir, answer is laid on the table of the house.
03:16Supplementary one.
03:17Sir, I am quite satisfied with the answer.
03:22Well, one of the ablest bowlers is satisfied with the batsman.
03:31Sir, I am Thambidurai.
03:36Thank you, chairman, sir.
03:38Sir, you can be umpire.
03:39Because when batsman and bowler have settled the issue.
03:43Sir.
03:44Main tohu aapka sathya chela.
03:48Main tohu aapka sathya chela.
03:50Mujhe main chhodu akela.