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00:00ANTROPOSITIVE MUSIC
00:07MAGLAB PEOPLE!
00:08We are here together to change something joyful
00:11and to become a symbol of hope.
00:14It's showtime!
00:18ANTROPOSITIVE MUSIC
00:20MAGLAB PEOPLE!
00:23Let's get this, come on, come on, come on!
00:26Hey!
00:59This is your show, this is your time.
01:08It's showtime.
01:09It's showtime.
01:10It's showtime.
01:11It's showtime.
01:13It's showtime.
01:17It's showtime.
01:20It's showtime.
01:23It's showtime.
01:24The world is waiting for us to dance.
01:31Let's go to the countdown.
01:34What else can we do?
01:38The world is waiting for us to dance.
01:45Let's go to the countdown.
01:48What else can we do?
01:50Let's go to the countdown.
01:54The world is waiting for us to dance.
01:58Let's go to the countdown.
02:01It's showtime.
02:02It's showtime.
02:04♪ Showtime! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey
02:34And we don't stop, and we don't quit
02:36And we won't stop, and we won't quit
02:39And we won't stop
02:42Well, some people say party, party
02:48Party, party
02:53Heeey monkey mess
02:57What's up? What's up?
02:58He mobbed the people
03:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
03:33one simple clarification
03:35from yesterday till now. This is live. I really enter early
03:44to do this so early
03:52because you're a schoolgirl
03:59I'm a schoolgirl
04:02We have a lot of requirements lately, that's why I need to go to a...
04:05I'm asking you, who are you waking up to?
04:07Because it's 12 o'clock and you're already here.
04:09For you, because it's Christmas, I want you to be the most...
04:13Wait, let me finish the spills first.
04:17Yes, those are the spills.
04:19I'll finish the line, then he'll be like,
04:21How did you get so close? I didn't say the line.
04:24One more, one more.
04:26No, why?
04:27How did you get so close?
04:35How are you? Mother, how are you?
04:38Maybe he's tired, you're the one holding him.
04:40I'm tired.
04:43You know, your song,
04:45Even if your head is hot, it feels good to laugh.
04:48Correct.
04:49What else?
04:50Correct.
04:51In your temper, when it rings, it's like you have a bad temper.
04:58Yes, you can't have a bad temper.
05:01That's what I need in your temper.
05:03You can't have a bad temper.
05:05Change.
05:06Right?
05:07You'll realize, this is not the season to be mad at each other.
05:12Yes.
05:13Why?
05:14Why?
05:15Why?
05:16Why?
05:17Why?
05:19Why?
05:20This is the season to be just calm, forgiving, understanding.
05:25Yes.
05:26Right?
05:27Peaceful.
05:28Why did you push him?
05:30You should've pushed him harder.
05:36I didn't mean to push him.
05:39Right?
05:40I was excited.
05:41Right?
05:42Right?
05:43Side to side.
05:44Side to side.
05:45That's it.
05:47When you're close, you can still fight.
05:50That's it.
05:52It's like there's a cold wind blowing on your shoes.
05:56And it's like...
05:57It's like you want to take off your bra.
06:02And you'll fall asleep.
06:03Some girls fall asleep and take off their bra.
06:06That's it.
06:07That's it.
06:08That's how it is.
06:09It's a beautiful vibe.
06:11So madlang people.
06:12Did you check if he already went in?
06:15Yes.
06:16What?
06:17What did you say?
06:18What did you say?
06:19A lot of people are checking if he already went in.
06:22Check if he already went in.
06:24He already went in earlier.
06:25What?
06:26He already went in earlier.
06:27What were you thinking of going in earlier, Chang?
06:30His salary.
06:31His salary.
06:32His salary.
06:33We're Agis and Betty Sito.
06:35Are you expecting him to go in?
06:37He has a bonus at the barbershop.
06:39If he already went in.
06:41Because...
06:43Did you check if he already went in?
06:45Because...
06:46I want you to be the one I want the most.
06:51Why?
06:52Because...
06:53Why?
06:54Because you're the one I want the most.
06:55No matter how beautiful the song is,
06:56when you see it, it's like a ghost.
06:58Easy lost.
06:59It's Christmas.
07:00Is it Christmas?
07:01He's laughing.
07:02He's laughing at you.
07:03Really?
07:04He's laughing at you.
07:06He's laughing at you.
07:08If he already went in, you're not expecting a bonus.
07:11He already went in.
07:12Oh my, oh my, oh my.
07:13You can already feel the traffic everywhere.
07:17It's like a Christmas rush.
07:19But it's okay.
07:20It's a manifestation that Christmas is just around the corner.
07:23Don't let your head get hot.
07:25Don't.
07:26Don't.
07:27As much as you can.
07:29Those in the Senate and the Congress, if you can.
07:32Maybe you want to say something to them.
07:34You know what?
07:35This is what I suggest to the Senate and the Congress.
07:38If they're fighting, let them play this song.
07:41If you're the one I want the most.
07:46Like that.
07:47Your Honor, I would like to object, Your Honor.
07:54Yes, Your Honor.
07:55Just like that, right?
07:58You can't waste time in the Congress.
08:00Let them play this song while they're fighting.
08:03Let's just think about it.
08:05Christmas is just around the corner.
08:09Let's not let our heads get cold.
08:12We need to get warm, people.
08:13Let's look forward to the Christmas party of your dance moves.
08:17In 1, 2, 3, go!
08:28They'll get tired.
08:29Why?
08:30They need to calm down.
08:31Calm down?
08:33What do you mean calm down?
08:34You've been dancing for so long!
08:35Calm down?
08:40That's what our dance moves are about.
08:42We need to stay calm.
08:44It's like when you steal looks but you don't want to sleep.
08:48You're fighting for your sleep.
08:53That's hard.
08:54Yes, this is just the start of the day but it's so fun!
08:59Right?
09:01Let's play now because you're the winner, Madlang People.
09:06Chang, we're coming to you.
09:10Okay, what's up, Madlang People?
09:13Let's go, guys.
09:14Let's play Slay Bells Ring.
09:17It's time for a happy bonding with the kids of Lodi Sa Atingan
09:22here at Showing Bolivar.
09:27Here they are.
09:28Let's finish the acting of our kids.
09:32They're ready.
09:33Ding, dong, ding!
09:34Let's bring in the kids that we missed.
09:37Argus, Kelsey, Imogen, Stephen, and Cologne.
09:44Hi, kids!
09:45Say hi to our Madlang People.
09:47What's up, Madlang People?
09:51Call them now.
09:53Call them now.
09:54They have to come down here.
09:56Call them now.
09:59Let's go, say it.
10:00Let's go!
10:02Don't think about us.
10:04Why?
10:05We're okay here.
10:06What's important is that you're the happiest.
10:15Put your hands up.
10:16Turn on your cellphones.
10:18The flashlight.
10:20So that the flashlight will work.
10:25The cellphones are analog.
10:26There's no problem.
10:29They're here.
10:31Kim, where are you?
10:32I'm here, Kim.
10:35Call the kids.
10:37Call the kids.
10:41Come here, Raul.
10:42The kids practiced their acting.
10:45Let's go, let's go, let's go!
10:47Good luck!
10:48Get ready, kids.
10:50This is always a beautiful sight
10:53when they're the ones playing
10:56and guessing.
10:58Here are the pairs.
11:00Today, Oggy and Juggy.
11:04I want you to be the happiest.
11:08What's that?
11:09It's wrong.
11:10The tone and tempo are wrong.
11:13How should it be?
11:14I want you to be the happiest.
11:20How about a rock version?
11:22Rock version.
11:23I want you to be the happiest.
11:29Their vocation is different.
11:31It's different.
11:33Sorry, sorry.
11:34How about a condiment version?
11:36I want you to be the happiest.
11:41Their vocation is wrong.
11:43How about a condom version?
11:48Oggy and Juggs, good luck.
11:49They're getting nervous.
11:51What version will they do?
11:53Vong and Ryan.
11:57I want you to be the happiest.
11:58It's wrong.
12:01It's wrong.
12:02It's wrong.
12:03It's wrong.
12:04It's wrong.
12:05I don't understand.
12:06Let's do it again.
12:11Go!
12:13Go!
12:18It's too loud.
12:22I saw that.
12:23It's too loud.
12:25I want you to be the happiest.
12:30How about a Korean version?
12:33I want you to be the happiest.
12:39I want you to be the happiest.
12:46Why didn't you make a Korean version?
12:48How about singing in Korean and dancing?
12:52I want you to be the happiest.
12:58I want you to be the happiest.
13:04I want you to be the happiest.
13:10I want you to be the happiest.
13:16It's like Oggy and Juggs are dancing.
13:19It's different.
13:20It's different.
13:21Your version is good, Ryan.
13:23It's good.
13:25Good luck, Vong and Ryan.
13:26And here comes the freshest,
13:30Kim and MC.
13:32I want you to be the happiest.
13:48Wow.
13:52MC, how do you say that when you're speaking?
13:55Because you're angry.
13:58He's not angry today.
13:59He's cold-headed today.
14:01No.
14:03I want you to be the happiest.
14:08Wow.
14:10He's angry at the end.
14:12MC said,
14:15He's angry at the end.
14:16Good luck, Kim and MC.
14:18And here comes Lassie and AC.
14:211, 2, 3.
14:22I want you to be the happiest.
14:23Okay, let's not do another song.
14:25Why?
14:26Let's just sing at home.
14:28I want you to be the happiest.
14:29Why is your butt so high?
14:32Admit it.
14:34Admit it.
14:36It's like I'm the one who's talking to the mic.
14:38This friend of mine is 30 years old.
14:40Yes.
14:41He's so tall.
14:42Admit it.
14:43He's so tall.
14:45Kim is so pretty.
14:47She's so pretty.
14:48Let me see.
14:49Chinita, Chinita.
14:50There you go.
14:51Chinita.
14:52She's like that to me.
14:53Chinita.
14:54Chinita.
14:55Chinita.
14:56It's like Chinita.
14:57I really like her.
14:58I look like Kim Choo.
15:00You look like Botox.
15:01Give her a few more days.
15:03She'll lose weight.
15:05You're the one.
15:06Wow.
15:07She's so pretty.
15:12I want her to lose weight.
15:14She'll lose weight in a few days.
15:17I thought you weren't going to move
15:19because that's your brand.
15:20No.
15:24Who convinced you?
15:28Oh my.
15:29The reina of Botox.
15:32I want the reina of Botox.
15:33The reina of Botox.
15:36The reina of new Botox.
15:39It's Christmas.
15:40I'm getting mad.
15:41She's Jackie Gonzon.
15:43Jackie Gonzaga.
15:45Jackie Gonzaga's eyebrows.
15:47I love it.
15:48Look at her when she's angry.
15:50Look at her when she's angry.
15:51Look at her?
15:52Look at her when she's angry.
15:55She's scared.
15:59She's scared.
16:00It suits you.
16:02Yes.
16:03I hope you're happy.
16:06Right.
16:08Don't touch it too much.
16:10Ma'am, there's one more thing you don't notice.
16:12Who?
16:13But it's just for tomorrow.
16:15There's more.
16:17It's very, very light.
16:19Where?
16:20It's like you're going down.
16:22Okay.
16:27Lassie.
16:28Lassie is different.
16:30I hope you get acne treatment first before you go down.
16:33It's cheaper.
16:34It's cheaper.
16:37Here's the first clue.
16:38Who?
16:42We'll answer it.
16:44Good luck, Lassie and AC.
16:46Vice and Darren.
16:47We're not done yet.
16:48We're not done yet?
16:49Sorry.
16:501, 2, 3.
17:18Congratulations, Lassie.
17:19Congratulations, Lassie.
17:20Congratulations, Lassie.
17:21Good luck to you.
17:23Vice and Darren.
17:25Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Eric Santos.
17:36Gary Vee.
17:37Gary Vee.
17:41Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Vina Morales.
17:50Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Gary Vee.
18:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Darren Esparza.
18:10Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lassie.
18:13Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lassie.
18:23Why is he like that?
18:25I'm getting scared.
18:26I told you, it's like you're going to get tired.
18:28You're too much.
18:29You really need to ask your friend.
18:31You're too much.
18:32In this family.
18:33In this family.
18:34It's well known.
18:35Before he left home, he even prayed.
18:39He was hoping that you wouldn't notice.
18:41We were just talking about your new botox.
18:43What did you do to me?
18:45You did this to my face.
18:47Yes, I remember that.
18:49My face was like that.
18:50I went straight to the dentist.
18:51Can you adjust, please?
18:53I don't know.
18:55You should've told us.
18:57So we'd know what to do.
18:58If not, we'd get fired.
19:02Lassie is beautiful.
19:03And she's sweating.
19:05She's sweating so much.
19:07Lassie is beautiful.
19:08Lassie is beautiful.
19:09Lassie is beautiful.
19:11She's like a hungry dog.
19:15Let's play a game.
19:16Don't join us.
19:17Let's play a game.
19:18Here we go.
19:19Teddy and Sean.
19:20Three.
19:21I want you to be the happiest.
19:27Because that's the only thing that makes me happy.
19:34This is the first clue.
19:36Let's go.
19:37Teddy and Sean.
19:38It's okay.
19:39It's okay.
19:40It's okay.
19:41They won't sing anymore.
19:42Let's go.
19:43It's more fun to play than to play a game, right?
19:46Yes.
19:49This is the first clue.
19:50Bida, Sinagabi, Concepcion, Eric Kison, and Vilma Santos
19:55in the 1989 Ishmael Bernal classic film.
19:59Kids, camera, action.
20:04I can't do this.
20:06I can't do this.
20:07I can't get past 8 months.
20:09What if I die?
20:10Tomorrow or on Sunday.
20:13I can't get past 8 months.
20:19And cut.
20:20Raise your hands.
20:22Action.
20:23Yes, Rice and Darren.
20:25Paying for a morning.
20:26Paying for a morning.
20:27Is correct.
20:30You're so inspired.
20:31So this is from yesterday?
20:32Yes.
20:33Oh, okay.
20:35You're making a joke so they'll laugh.
20:38So when is it?
20:39He doesn't have an answer.
20:40So when is it?
20:41When is it?
20:42Yesterday.
20:45It was yesterday.
20:47Second clue.
20:48A cop played the role of The King Fernando Poe Jr. in 1997.
20:55This is an action film in which he won Best Actor in the 1998 Film Academy of the Philippines Awards.
21:04Kids, camera, action!
21:08I'm surprised at you.
21:10I thought you wouldn't answer my call.
21:13I thought you were hiding something.
21:16Anyone.
21:17Just tell me.
21:19I want to talk to you.
21:21I'm looking forward to it.
21:22What's the problem, my friend?
21:24I'm not your friend.
21:25Especially a cop like you.
21:28If that's the case, what do you want from me?
21:33I want to know why you're so obsessed with SN45.
21:37I want to sue you right now.
21:39Why do you want to kill me?
21:41We can talk about that in a better way.
21:47And cut!
21:48You're so cute, kids.
21:50Let's give a round of applause to Stephen and Argus.
21:54Raise your hands.
21:55Action!
21:56Oh, it's still you.
21:58Eseng Nantundo.
21:59I don't know.
22:00Eseng Nantundo.
22:02Eseng Nantundo is correct!
22:05Congratulations, Bryce and Darren.
22:08You'll be playing in the jackpot round.
22:11I'm nervous.
22:13This is Abel Teddy. Why?
22:15What happened?
22:16I panicked. I just pressed the button.
22:18That's good.
22:19I asked if they would answer.
22:21They said, no, it's overtime.
22:23You got caught.
22:25Here are the famous lines.
22:27Are you ready, kids?
22:28Here we go, kids.
22:29Camera, action!
22:31First line.
22:33Whenever I do something,
22:34even if it's just a little,
22:37I pray for it.
22:39Shanto Minguez.
22:40Correct. Next.
22:42And we will make America great again.
22:45Donald Trump.
22:46God bless you and good night.
22:48I love you!
22:49Correct. Next line.
22:52I therefore believe that the independence
22:55of the Philippine island
22:59will continue great
23:01to the peace of the Pacific.
23:04Who is that? Go. 25 seconds.
23:06It's him.
23:07Who is that?
23:08He said that.
23:10Do you want to repeat?
23:12Repeat, please.
23:13Repeat.
23:14I therefore believe that the independence
23:17of the Philippine island
23:20will continue great
23:21to the peace of the Pacific.
23:25It's him.
23:26Brigadier General Chimenilar.
23:29Wrong!
23:30Time's up!
23:31The correct answer is Manuel L. Quezon.
23:35Yes, that's what Manuel said.
23:36The two you got,
23:37Shanto Minguez and Donald Trump,
23:40congratulations!
23:41You have 35,000 pesos
23:43that will be given to our Madlang audience.
23:47Seven winners.
23:48Kids, pick one.
23:50Seven winners.
23:52Give it to Darian.
23:54Pick one.
23:57Our first winner,
23:59Maria Leonardo Valiente.
24:03Okay, our second winner,
24:09Josefina Calda.
24:12Josefina Calda, congrats!
24:14Congrats, Josefina!
24:16Third winner, Christoph Aloysius Salceda.
24:20Juelen Espino.
24:22Juelen Espino.
24:24Fifth winner, Lucky May Hernandez.
24:27Lucky May Hernandez.
24:29Sixth winner,
24:30Marites Basagre.
24:33And our last winner.
24:35Last winner I see,
24:37Judy Ann Santiago.
24:40Congratulations to all of you.
24:42Merry Christmas!
24:43Merry Christmas!
24:44You each have 7,000 pesos.
24:46Happy birthday to my friend,
24:48Johnson Manabat!
24:50Happy birthday, Johnson!
24:53Walking in the winner wonderland,
24:56if the guess is correct,
24:57here at
24:58Showing Bully!
25:09Showing Bully!