[MULTI SUB] FULL Movie -The Exorcist Chronicles- - #Romance
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00:00:00中建炎四年,皇帝年少職位, 傅政國師尊權,杭州城一帶陣勢封印被毀, 因此魔道猖獗,出外危害人間。
00:00:12上至官挽紅身,下至平民、百姓,個個都人心惶惶。 因此,民間出現咗職業行魔師,以修復魔道,平衡三界為己任。
00:00:24呢幾個行魔師,睇落冇一個係好人。
00:00:28而家成個杭州城都已經人心惶惶,可以搵到人捉妖已經好好彩,不過就洗咗我唔少銀兩。
00:00:39好彩,呢兩個唔使俾錢,係自己嚟嘅。
00:00:49醜丫頭,呢兩個行魔唔收錢㗎,破壞行禮,有本事嘅攞出嚟睇睇,冇本事嘅同我滾。
00:00:59大叔,你放心,我自然有我想要嘅嘢。
00:01:05既然你咁犀利,咁不如耍兩招引啲妖怪出嚟睇下先啦,乖。
00:01:12唔係話袁光志會派兩個師傅過嚟幫手㗎咩?點解仲未見人?
00:01:17會唔會係中途就俾怪物食咗呀?
00:01:25有妖到!
00:01:29衝呀!
00:01:41走!
00:01:44嘩!姑娘,你明明可以靠樣搵食嘅,點解要咁暴力呢?
00:01:50何方妖物都來搗亂?
00:01:53我唔係妖呀,我係袁光志派嚟捉妖嘅。
00:01:56係咪袁光志派嚟嘅大師呀?
00:01:58係我,係我,我師傅話你哋呢度出咗隻食人嘅妖怪,叫我嚟睇下喎。
00:02:05你仲未醒覺?呢位師傅貴姓呀?
00:02:07好話啦,何魔戒俾我個稱號。
00:02:11於神殺神,於人殺人,人見人愛,鬼見鬼拜,蓋世神功大法師,慕容正英氏也。
00:02:18咁犀利呀?有冇加V呀?
00:02:20加咗好多V啦!
00:02:22憑真發號,不通。
00:02:25你係和尚?點解唔有頭髮㗎?
00:02:27施主有所不知啦,憑真出世頭髮就硬,硬到連刀斧都斬唔斷嘅。
00:02:32師傅曾經七次為弟子剃度,全部都失敗嘅。
00:02:35既然係天意,我咪決定留低你三千煩惱絲啦。
00:02:51搞乜嘢呀?
00:02:55嘩!
00:03:00收線!
00:03:21大師,我哋會唔會死呀?
00:03:23要人誠心禮佛,行善積德多年,福緣深厚,只能痛空化吉。
00:03:27至於靈婦呢,做生意唔老實,專賣假貨,乞求工資,仲欺負孤寡。
00:03:32呢隻妖怪恐怕就係沖住佢而來嘅。
00:03:34大師,我求下你,求下我夫君,我願意一命換一命。
00:03:37真係嘅?
00:03:38你亂講,我哋有嘅係錢。
00:03:40你要幾多個丫鬟,要買幾多個丫鬟,就買幾個丫鬟。
00:03:43餵飽佢咪得啦。
00:03:44講得有道理呀。
00:03:53何況妖魂,從來受死。
00:04:16走開呀!
00:04:23走開!走開呀!
00:04:33天地無極,乾坤焰法,急急如律令!
00:04:53天地無極!
00:05:01喂,前面有害,前面有害!
00:05:10你呢隻臭妖怪你唔要食我嘅!
00:05:13個粗粒驢泥丸俾你食先,你試吓有無甜味。
00:05:16WOOSH
00:05:19ROAR
00:05:21FRIGHTFUL LAUGH
00:05:23Screw Icy, I'd rather hurt my own people than eat thousands!
00:05:29I'll eat you completely then!
00:05:31This time is over. You've eaten so many of us.
00:05:34You wish to find anything worse for yourself!
00:05:35What if I don't ever choose to do it again?!
00:05:37Oh
00:06:07Oh
00:06:37I didn't molest you, but someone tried to molest me.
00:06:44I'll kill you if you don't want to eat swan meat!
00:07:15Watch out! There's a hole!
00:07:28It hurts! It hurts!
00:07:33You deserve to die! You don't even care about your wife and son!
00:07:45You don't have to thank me.
00:07:51I saved you!
00:08:08Wow! You even pulled out the whole bone!
00:08:14Wow!
00:08:18Amitabha.
00:08:40Wow! What's going on?
00:08:45Brother!
00:08:47Don't call me brother. I feel uncomfortable.
00:08:50He may have a high status, but he's still young.
00:08:54If you don't like it, I'll call you...
00:08:56Brother-in-law.
00:08:58No, call me brother.
00:09:00Master, what's going on?
00:09:05Li Si-pak is running a big business.
00:09:07Today, General Zhou's wife is praying for him.
00:09:10She reported this to Luohan Town to pray for him.
00:09:13Why is there no water?
00:09:22Si-pak!
00:09:24I'm fine.
00:09:26Si-pak, are you okay?
00:09:28It's all because of that bastard.
00:09:30He didn't save me.
00:09:32Brother, what do you mean?
00:09:37It was chaotic.
00:09:39Someone tried to molest me.
00:09:42Come on, get up.
00:09:47Si-pak, you're bleeding.
00:09:50It's nothing serious. I'll put on some make-up.
00:09:53Let's go in.
00:09:59If it wasn't for that bastard,
00:10:02I wouldn't be sitting here.
00:10:04If it wasn't for that bastard,
00:10:06I wouldn't be sitting here.
00:10:09Luckily, General Zhou gave me 10,000 taels of silver.
00:10:13I only donated 3,000 taels,
00:10:15but I got 7,000 taels in return.
00:10:18General Zhou was so angry at that bastard.
00:10:22I'll put on some make-up and poison him to death.
00:10:24Then I'll pay him back.
00:10:27Maybe General Zhou can't do that.
00:10:31Tomorrow morning,
00:10:33I'll go down the mountain to find my cousin.
00:10:36Maybe I can borrow a seed from him.
00:10:40Master,
00:10:41Mrs. Zhou has a lot on her mind.
00:10:43Why don't we give General Zhou a hard time?
00:10:48The Buddha taught us
00:10:50to see through, not break through.
00:10:52Not break through.
00:11:07The Buddha taught us to see through, not break through.
00:11:18I've spent my life
00:11:22researching how to find gold in this crowd of millions.
00:11:29I have a thousand years of memory.
00:11:32For a thousand years,
00:11:33I've been researching the ancient golden method,
00:11:35Qimen Dunjia,
00:11:36so that I can find a way
00:11:38to see it sooner in my life.
00:11:48The magical oil is really effective.
00:11:51Sister,
00:11:52I can move now.
00:11:55Now I just need
00:11:56a little more practice.
00:12:00Sister,
00:12:01if you can see through a thousand years,
00:12:04you'll know
00:12:05how the magic oil changes in this lifetime.
00:12:11Gold.
00:12:13Gold.
00:12:15Where are you?
00:12:23Sister,
00:12:24is the gold almost ready?
00:12:26Yes.
00:12:27That's why the Queen asked me to stay here.
00:12:29I've been waiting for you for seven days.
00:12:31I can't even take a nap.
00:12:33I'm so tired.
00:12:35Go and rest.
00:12:36I'll stay here and watch.
00:12:51I'm sorry I'm late.
00:12:53Don't be angry.
00:12:55We conquered a very fierce dragon today.
00:12:58We beat him up so hard
00:13:00that his shit came out.
00:13:03We just got back from the Buddha's feet,
00:13:05and he came right away.
00:13:08Fu Fu,
00:13:09you look tired and hungry.
00:13:10I'll take you to eat something good.
00:13:12I'm not tired.
00:13:13I'm not tired.
00:13:14I said you're tired.
00:13:15Let's go.
00:13:16You're very tired.
00:13:17Don't talk so much.
00:13:18I'm really not tired.
00:13:19I'm really not tired.
00:13:20Ah?
00:13:27Golden Boy,
00:13:29I'm still worried.
00:13:31What is it?
00:13:33I'm worried
00:13:34that if they find out about us,
00:13:38it'll be a problem for the Five Great Mountains.
00:13:43So we'll leave the Immortal Realm
00:13:45to go to a place without the Three Realms.
00:13:48I definitely won't leave you.
00:14:20Oh my god, it's been 3,000 years!
00:14:32We have to wait another 3,000 years to see the end of the world!
00:14:35The Golden Dragon and the half-gods have broken the 1,000 rules!
00:14:38Also, we have to wait another 3,000 years for the God of War!
00:14:42Yes, we have to wait another 3,000 years to see the end of the world!
00:14:47We have to wait another 3,000 years to see the end of the world!
00:14:57Queen Mother, the Golden Dragon and the half-gods are guilty,
00:15:01but they are still in love.
00:15:03Please forgive them.
00:15:06They disobeyed the Heavenly Law.
00:15:08If they don't behave decently, they will break the 1,000 rules.
00:15:11The rules will be broken.
00:15:13Queen Mother,
00:15:15why don't you let them suffer for a hundred years?
00:15:20Please forgive them.
00:15:23After all, the Golden Dragon is my son.
00:15:26I have made up my mind. I won't break the rules.
00:15:31What does the Buddha mean?
00:15:34Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
00:15:39The white life and the white death are the same.
00:15:44Because of love, we worry. Because of love, we are sad.
00:15:48If we are not in love, we will not worry and not be sad.
00:15:53I sentence the Golden Dragon and the half-gods to be destroyed.
00:15:56The world will be destroyed.
00:15:58The world will be destroyed.
00:16:00The world will be destroyed.
00:16:14The Golden Dragon and the Half-Gods
00:16:29He is blinded by love.
00:16:31He is suffering in his heart.
00:16:34The half-gods are all living beings.
00:16:36Their lives are short and their lives are short.
00:16:39They have no choice.
00:16:41Your son has never met the Golden Dragon.
00:16:44He has never spoken to him.
00:16:48Why do you suffer?
00:16:51I can choose to forget him.
00:16:55But I don't want to forget him.
00:17:00The Golden Dragon.
00:17:02It has been five months and six days.
00:17:06But in this life,
00:17:08the Golden Dragon has put a seal on my head.
00:17:11I don't know what will happen to you in this life.
00:17:20A thousand times in my previous life.
00:17:24In this life, I will pass by the Golden Dragon.
00:17:29The Golden Dragon
00:17:32The new maid is really ugly.
00:17:37Xia Fo.
00:17:44I am Liang San Ba.
00:17:47I am Zhu Ying Tai.
00:17:49Zhu Ying Tai?
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:51No wonder I feel so close to you.
00:17:53Do you feel the same way?
00:17:55Let's go out and play.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:59A thousand times in my previous life.
00:18:03In this life, I will pass by the Golden Dragon.
00:18:28Go.
00:18:29Go.
00:18:30Go.
00:18:31Go.
00:18:32Go.
00:18:33Go.
00:18:34Go.
00:18:42I have accumulated a thousand times of love with him.
00:18:46Can I love him in my last life?
00:18:54Chong Tong, it's your turn.
00:18:58A Thousand Times in My Previous Life
00:19:01Good news.
00:19:04We have increased the opening hours.
00:19:07The girls upstairs and downstairs are starting to see visitors.
00:19:12We especially recommend Miss Hua Hua.
00:19:16Miss Hua Hua is so beautiful.
00:19:19Why don't you take her?
00:19:21She is so beautiful.
00:19:26What's your name?
00:19:27I only eat mutton.
00:19:28I don't eat your brothers.
00:19:30Shut up.
00:19:34Young man.
00:19:36Xiao Yu.
00:19:38Sir.
00:19:39This is a young man from Fuchun.
00:19:41Why does he come out so early?
00:19:43He?
00:19:44He is He Yi Gou.
00:19:45He is the most famous warrior in Hangzhou.
00:19:48He comes out early in the morning to help his wife run the business.
00:19:51He is not a warrior?
00:19:53His wife?
00:19:54His wife is Hua Hua.
00:19:57He is not a warrior.
00:19:59He is a poor man.
00:20:01Please enjoy.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:04Even a monk eats meat?
00:20:05Are you a real monk or a fake monk?
00:20:09You eat mutton and you have to be angry?
00:20:12Go to Fuchun to find Miss Hua Hua.
00:20:15I will give you a five-time discount.
00:20:17Sir.
00:20:18You are so lucky today.
00:20:20You are very likely to be beaten.
00:20:26Hua Hua.
00:20:27Hua Hua.
00:20:28Hua Hua.
00:20:29Hua Hua.
00:20:30Hua Hua.
00:20:31Hua Hua.
00:20:32Wife.
00:20:33You can see from far away that she is your wife.
00:20:36My wife is a bad woman.
00:20:38You have a high chance of being beaten.
00:20:40Hua Hua.
00:20:41Hua Hua.
00:20:42Hua Hua.
00:20:43Are you okay?
00:20:44It hurts.
00:20:45It hurts.
00:20:46Did Chun Baa Tian beat you again?
00:20:48So what?
00:20:49Don't serve the master.
00:20:51The master pushed her down.
00:20:53I'm sorry.
00:20:54I'm sorry.
00:20:55Next time,
00:20:56ask her to serve you well.
00:20:58She is the oldest in Fuchun.
00:20:59She is the most beautiful.
00:21:01It's a pity that she has no business.
00:21:02Serve her once.
00:21:03Yes.
00:21:04Don't serve me well.
00:21:05Next time.
00:21:06How can you be happy?
00:21:08Next time you come,
00:21:09I won't charge you.
00:21:10Will you be happy?
00:21:11I will be happy to beat you.
00:21:21Mutton.
00:21:22Master.
00:21:23You are really stupid.
00:21:25Yes.
00:21:26Mutton.
00:21:28Hua Hua.
00:21:29Hua Hua.
00:21:31Hua Hua.
00:21:32Are you okay?
00:21:34Mutton.
00:21:35Are you okay?
00:21:36Hua Hua.
00:21:37I'm happy to see
00:21:39your ugly face.
00:21:54Master.
00:21:55It's right to use real hair.
00:21:56I'm sorry to make you angry.
00:22:01Only two swords.
00:22:02I can kill you with two swords.
00:22:08Why are you in such a hurry?
00:22:09I haven't finished yet.
00:22:10Actually,
00:22:11you have 36 swords.
00:22:2436.
00:22:27Just right.
00:22:2836.
00:22:33My waist.
00:22:35Master.
00:22:36I'm not afraid of your waist.
00:22:43I have two swords here.
00:22:44One is for you.
00:22:46The other is for me.
00:22:47Do you understand?
00:22:48Unless you promise me
00:22:49you won't bully us again,
00:22:50I will let you go.
00:22:53Since you beg me,
00:22:54I will do it.
00:22:55Okay.
00:23:04Where are my two swords?
00:23:05In your waist.
00:23:17Amitabha.
00:23:23Amitabha.
00:23:31Thank you, Master.
00:23:32Master, you are awesome.
00:23:33It's all in the past life.
00:23:35In this life.
00:23:36You have suffered in the past life.
00:23:37So he will do evil to you in this life.
00:23:40If you know the cause of the past life,
00:23:41you will suffer in this life.
00:23:43If you know the result of the future life,
00:23:44you will do this in this life.
00:23:49Hey,
00:23:50give me a bowl of mutton.
00:23:52I'm leaving.
00:23:55What do you mean?
00:23:56Do you know what I mean?
00:23:57Honey, can you take me home?
00:24:01I will do my best.
00:24:09Give me a bottle of Drunken Dream.
00:24:12No more.
00:24:13No more?
00:24:14I'm serious.
00:24:15Give me a bottle of Drunken Dream.
00:24:16No more.
00:24:17No more?
00:24:18Today's wine
00:24:19has been bought by that sister.
00:24:29You go and compete with her.
00:24:31If you can beat her,
00:24:32you will have wine to drink.
00:24:49Cheers.
00:24:57Did you win?
00:24:59Yes.
00:25:00Give me.
00:25:18You are awesome.
00:25:44It's boring.
00:25:46It's so boring to be a human.
00:25:48Win every day.
00:25:50I want to lose.
00:25:53It's boring to be a human.
00:25:54You can be a dog.
00:25:57Why are there so many monsters in this age?
00:26:00I can't beat them all.
00:26:03I don't want to do it.
00:26:05I don't know why.
00:26:06My master said
00:26:07there are many monsters in this world.
00:26:09I know how to beat monsters.
00:26:11Why don't I beat them?
00:26:13How long have you been doing this job?
00:26:15Me?
00:26:167 or 8 years.
00:26:18You are still young.
00:26:21Let me tell you.
00:26:23I do this job
00:26:25to find a person.
00:26:28But I'm so tired.
00:26:30I can't even see a person.
00:26:34Are you looking for a ghost?
00:26:36If it's a ghost, I won't see it.
00:26:37I won't see it.
00:26:41It's like this.
00:26:45I drank a cup of love water that year.
00:26:49Love water?
00:26:55I used to chase my dream when I was young.
00:26:59I only want to fly forward.
00:27:03I want to travel thousands of mountains and rivers.
00:27:07In the end, I'm the one who is bad.
00:27:09I drank a cup of love water that year.
00:27:13Love water?
00:27:15Do you want me to shave your head?
00:27:19I'm so tired.
00:27:20I can't sing anymore.
00:27:26If you can see me,
00:27:29please feel sorry for me.
00:27:31If you can't see me,
00:27:34please think about me.
00:27:38You can play chess with me.
00:27:40Chess?
00:27:41Look.
00:27:42Look at the sun.
00:27:43Look at the sun.
00:27:45It's so late.
00:27:47Where is the sun?
00:27:50The sun is definitely in the sky.
00:27:54Are you sick?
00:27:57Are you sick?
00:28:00How do you know?
00:28:03Come on. Let's drink.
00:28:06I drank a cup of love water that year.
00:28:26I'm so tired.
00:28:45The birds are getting more beautiful.
00:28:49Their wings are getting bigger.
00:28:56This monk has a golden body.
00:28:59I didn't expect that in this beautiful place,
00:29:02there is a person with such a noble heart.
00:29:26I love you.
00:29:28I love you.
00:29:30I love you.
00:29:32I love you.
00:29:34I love you.
00:29:38Mission accomplished.
00:29:39The red dragon has conquered the poison dragon.
00:29:51Your father is a poison dragon.
00:29:52He committed a grave sin.
00:29:53He has to stay under the Buddha's feet for a thousand years.
00:29:55But you are innocent.
00:29:57Come.
00:30:00Drink some of my blood.
00:30:01With the blood, I can take you out.
00:30:26The red dragon has conquered the poison dragon.
00:30:28He has to stay under the Buddha's feet for a thousand years.
00:30:30But you are innocent.
00:30:31Come.
00:30:32Drink some of my blood.
00:30:34With the blood, I can take you out.
00:30:36But you are innocent.
00:30:37Come.
00:30:39Zhu Yi.
00:30:40Mei Yi.
00:30:41Shi Shi.
00:30:42Greetings, father.
00:30:49Zhu Yi.
00:30:51After entering the palace,
00:30:53what did you do?
00:30:56What did you do?
00:30:57Please forgive me, father.
00:31:00The Empress Dowager, the Commander-in-Chief,
00:31:02and the Commander-in-Chief of the Royal Guards
00:31:04have all been poisoned by us.
00:31:11Then...
00:31:13Where is the Emperor?
00:31:15After entering the palace,
00:31:16Mei Yi and I are deeply in love with the Emperor.
00:31:18But we can only get close to the Emperor's body.
00:31:22But we can't get the Emperor's true love.
00:31:26Every time we want to put the poison dragon orb in the Emperor's mouth,
00:31:29the Emperor's body will emit a bright light
00:31:32and drive us far away.
00:31:52I see.
00:31:57You are just a distraction.
00:32:00If you do not harm the Emperor,
00:32:02the Emperor's power will be counterattacked.
00:32:06I will use the Smoke Pellet to control it.
00:32:10When the time comes,
00:32:12it will become a name.
00:32:15Then my spirit will take over.
00:32:17At that time,
00:32:19the whole world will be under our control.
00:32:24What can we do to stop the Emperor's spirit?
00:32:28Unless...
00:32:30we find someone who has the power
00:32:33and kill him.
00:32:49No!
00:33:05I have prepared a feast for you.
00:33:07Come and enjoy it.
00:33:20You failed 98 times.
00:33:22You failed 99 times.
00:33:23That means you are a blind man.
00:33:25Let me help you.
00:33:29If I don't break your hair today,
00:33:31I will break your head.
00:33:37Master,
00:33:38did I kill you many times?
00:33:40How dare you!
00:33:42Watch this.
00:33:43I will kill you this time.
00:33:46Again.
00:33:50You used to be a swordsman?
00:33:52How did you know?
00:33:53Your skills betrayed you.
00:34:05I have never harmed anyone in my life.
00:34:07Why did I end up in this situation?
00:34:09This boy has been self-taught since childhood.
00:34:14I thought I should teach him a lesson.
00:34:16But he forgot everything in his past life.
00:34:18If I don't break his head,
00:34:20and absorb the essence of human blood,
00:34:21he will only have one-tenth of his power.
00:34:26I know.
00:34:27Did he offend any Bodhisattva?
00:34:34Maybe.
00:34:35Let's go.
00:34:36What?
00:34:37Bodhisattvas,
00:34:38did I offend you in my past life?
00:34:44If I offended you,
00:34:46please accept my bow.
00:34:49Huh?
00:34:52Huh?
00:34:53How come?
00:34:55Over there.
00:34:59Please accept my bow.
00:35:05Huh?
00:35:08I am in the garden now.
00:35:09No one believes I am a Bodhisattva.
00:35:11Who doesn't want to be a Bodhisattva?
00:35:13Why don't you give me this chance?
00:35:15There is another Bodhisattva.
00:35:18Let's go.
00:35:24Bodhisattva Guanyin,
00:35:25what did I do wrong?
00:35:29Oh,
00:35:30even Guanyin can't see.
00:35:32Bodhisattva Guanyin,
00:35:33why can't you see?
00:35:34Tell me now.
00:35:36Why can't I see?
00:35:38What did I do wrong in my past life?
00:35:40Why do I have to suffer this retribution in this life?
00:35:42Heaven and earth are one.
00:35:45Heaven and earth are one.
00:35:50One day, you will see him.
00:35:53Him?
00:36:06Who is he?
00:36:08Is he the one in my dream?
00:36:10Tell me now.
00:36:17What are you doing?
00:36:19Why did you turn all the Bodhisattvas into ashes?
00:36:21It's none of my business.
00:36:23They did it.
00:36:27You two, don't leave.
00:36:30Take them back to the front room.
00:36:32The wife is begging for money.
00:36:33Drag them out.
00:36:35Don't hit him.
00:36:37Hit him.
00:36:38Hit him hard.
00:36:39Take your time.
00:36:40Don't hit his face.
00:36:42I'll hit your face.
00:36:46I told you not to hit his face.
00:36:47I won't believe it even if I die.
00:36:54Yuan Lang,
00:36:56why aren't you ready yet?
00:36:58Didn't you say this is a good time?
00:37:00A disciple of the temple has gone mad.
00:37:02He wants to rebel.
00:37:03Mad monk?
00:37:05Zhang Long, Zhao Fu.
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:07Catch him.
00:37:09I won't.
00:37:40No!
00:38:03Master, you've become a monster.
00:38:05I'm not a monster.
00:38:07I'm your brother, Fu Fu.
00:38:11You're Han Long, Luo Han.
00:38:13Han Long, Luo Han?
00:38:16I'm here to pick you up for dinner.
00:38:19Bai Tong,
00:38:20you have a fresh body.
00:38:21You're a golden boy from heaven.
00:38:23If it weren't for Huang Bo,
00:38:26I would have brought you a woman.
00:38:29A woman?
00:38:30Take a look.
00:38:33Look.
00:38:37Come on.
00:38:51We can only save ourselves once.
00:38:53A woman like this goes against heaven's law.
00:38:56I sentence her to death.
00:39:00Take this love potion.
00:39:02Never see each other again.
00:39:05Execute her.
00:39:07I understand now.
00:39:09The woman in my dream is the woman in the flesh.
00:39:14Master, are you all right?
00:39:16Why did you turn back?
00:39:21Brother, you have to go to Heaven Mountain now
00:39:24to take revenge on the monster.
00:39:26Why should I take revenge on the monster?
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:29The Bodhisattva told me to tell you.
00:39:31Are you all right?
00:39:32Your head is bleeding.
00:39:33Really?
00:39:35How could this happen?
00:39:37Do you feel better now?
00:39:38Much better.
00:39:44Are you all right?
00:39:45I'm fine now.
00:39:50I'm fine now.
00:39:59My wife,
00:40:00you have a heart of gold.
00:40:01You are a true Taoist.
00:40:02There is no happiness in greed and evil.
00:40:05You are here to seek knowledge.
00:40:07You are a hypocrite.
00:40:08You speak ill of others.
00:40:09The Bodhisattva won't help you.
00:40:11All good things come to those who do good.
00:40:13My wife, please let go of your evil thoughts.
00:40:15Don't harm others because of your own selfishness.
00:40:20Goodbye.
00:40:28Brother, you have a heart of gold.
00:40:31You are a true Taoist.
00:40:33If my mother hadn't done this,
00:40:34I would have taken her to see the dragon maiden.
00:40:37Him?
00:40:39Fine.
00:40:40A thousand years.
00:40:42You...
00:40:43You have become a monk?
00:40:45Do you still remember what your father said?
00:40:47There is an unrepentant monk.
00:40:49Back then,
00:40:51the two of them came to the North Sea together to catch me.
00:40:55I was crushed under the feet of the Buddha.
00:40:58I was drawn to the dragon root.
00:41:00This is my biggest shame.
00:41:03After 500 years of being crushed,
00:41:05I finally escaped.
00:41:07For the past few hundred years,
00:41:09I have been practicing meditation.
00:41:11Finally, I was able to return to the dragon root.
00:41:14And it hurts so much.
00:41:16It's because I was forced to bow my head in front of the Buddha.
00:41:20Now, my body is paralyzed.
00:41:23This is a great opportunity for me to take revenge.
00:41:27Uncle, let's go catch this monk right away.
00:41:30No need.
00:41:32I want you to find the woman he loves.
00:41:37The dragon maiden.
00:41:40Uncle, you mean...
00:41:41you want to use this woman to deal with the monk?
00:41:45That's right.
00:41:47Tell me about my beautiful daughter.
00:41:49Tell me about my delicious food.
00:41:51I didn't expect that I,
00:41:53an orphan,
00:41:54would become a monk.
00:41:56My husband...
00:41:59He was born to be a monk,
00:42:00but he ended up being a beggar.
00:42:04There's food!
00:42:06There's food!
00:42:07Waiter!
00:42:08Waiter!
00:42:09Dim Sum!
00:42:13Big Brother is so generous.
00:42:16What's the best dish?
00:42:19Fishball noodles.
00:42:21Fishball noodles.
00:42:22There's no fishball.
00:42:26Beefball noodles.
00:42:27There's no noodles.
00:42:28Fishball rice noodles.
00:42:29There's no fishball.
00:42:30Beefball rice noodles.
00:42:31There's no rice noodles.
00:42:32Then what do you have?
00:42:33I have nothing.
00:42:34You have nothing?
00:42:35You even sold out your signature dish?
00:42:36I sold out because of my signature dish.
00:42:41Life is like a pancake.
00:42:44There's ups and downs.
00:42:45Back and forth.
00:42:50Pancake box.
00:42:52Low.
00:42:54Let's go.
00:43:03Captain America!
00:43:19I'm very angry!
00:43:24I'm very angry!
00:43:27Big Brother, you won.
00:43:33Why is it out of color?
00:43:34How many times have I told you?
00:43:36Don't buy fake goods.
00:43:37Don't buy fake goods.
00:43:38How many times do I have to tell you?
00:43:39Big Brother, it's not fake goods.
00:43:49Run!
00:43:50Run!
00:43:52Run!
00:43:57Run!
00:44:02Run!
00:44:07Why is this one so ugly?
00:44:12This monster looks familiar.
00:44:14It looks like...
00:44:17Big Brother Shrimp's big eyes.
00:44:22Big Brother Shrimp's big eyes.
00:44:31So this is the natural enemy.
00:44:33You go that way.
00:44:35Go down and hit its kidney.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:52Run!
00:44:54Be careful.
00:45:00Too late.
00:45:16Don't hurt its eyes.
00:45:17The girl is very pretty.
00:45:18I like her.
00:45:19Be careful.
00:45:22Run!
00:45:26This monster is very ugly.
00:45:29You attack its kidney.
00:45:30Run!
00:45:35Run!
00:45:51Run!
00:46:22It's here.
00:46:24It's a pretty girl.
00:46:25Where should I attack it?
00:46:52It hurts.
00:46:53This monster's skin is too hard.
00:46:54I can't hit it with a bow and arrow.
00:46:56The King's hair is so hard.
00:46:58Is it better than a bow and arrow?
00:47:01King, do you want to fly?
00:47:03I'm not drunk. How can I fly?
00:47:04You can be angry.
00:47:06Angry bird?
00:47:10Angry bird!
00:47:12Run!
00:47:13Angry bird!
00:47:15You've never seen a bird like this before.
00:47:17How can you do this?
00:47:19You've never seen a bird like this before.
00:47:21How can you do this?
00:47:22I'm so angry.
00:47:241, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
00:47:49The King's hair is so hard.
00:47:51I can't hit it with a bow and arrow.
00:47:59Little bird, run!
00:48:03I'm so angry.
00:48:04The King's hair is so hard.
00:48:06I can't hit it with a bow and arrow.
00:48:16Sister, I finally found the eyes you want.
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:35My eyes are scratched.
00:48:45Where is the goddess?
00:48:46Where are we going?
00:48:51Let's go over there.
00:48:53Let's do some exercise.
00:48:55Look at me. I'm not even out of breath.
00:48:57You! You're wearing a bandage.
00:48:58Sister!
00:49:00I'm not even out of breath.
00:49:01I'm not even out of breath.
00:49:02I'm not even out of breath.
00:49:05In my house,
00:49:06you're not allowed to go out without permission.
00:49:08You're not allowed to touch things without permission.
00:49:10Take a shower, take a nap, get up early in the morning,
00:49:12then go back home.
00:49:14Do you hear me?
00:49:17Fat Tong, have you ever heard an old saying?
00:49:19No.
00:49:22Enter his house once,
00:49:24and get married for ten years.
00:49:32I don't want to get married.
00:49:34I don't want to get married.
00:49:36I don't want to get married.
00:49:38I don't want to get married.
00:49:40I don't want to get married.
00:49:42I don't want to get married.
00:49:44I don't want to get married.
00:49:46I don't want to get married.
00:49:48I don't want to get married.
00:49:50I don't want to get married.
00:49:52I don't want to get married.
00:49:54I don't want to get married.
00:49:56I don't want to get married.
00:49:58I don't want to get married.
00:50:00Enter his house once,
00:50:02and get married for ten years.
00:50:04You just go to bed early in the morning.
00:50:26Go for a drink in the Palace of the Sunset,
00:50:28you will never see him again,
00:50:32and you will never be able to say a word to him in your life.
00:50:36What will you do then?
00:50:58In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
00:51:20Uncle, what if they find out about us?
00:51:24That will be a disaster for the whole world.
00:51:27Then we should leave Sentai and go to a place where there are no accidents.
00:51:33Anyway, I don't know what to do.
00:51:41Your body is made of gold.
00:51:44If it weren't for Wang Moliang, I would have brought you to see Yung Lui.
00:51:50I, Yung Lui, am a gold thief.
00:51:52I am a gold thief.
00:51:54I am a gold thief.
00:51:56I am a gold thief.
00:51:58I am a gold thief.
00:52:20I am a gold thief.
00:52:28I am a gold thief.
00:52:48What are you doing?
00:52:49How many years have you been doing this?
00:52:50Me?
00:52:51More than 70 years.
00:52:53It's just money.
00:52:54I am doing this to ask him
00:52:57to let me die soon.
00:52:59I can't even speak properly.
00:53:01That's how it is.
00:53:03I drank a cup of water that day.
00:53:07I was so drunk that I forgot to drink.
00:53:11I was so drunk that I forgot to drink.
00:53:14I walked across the mountains and rivers.
00:53:17I was so drunk that I forgot to drink.
00:53:27I walked across the mountains and rivers.
00:53:33I was so drunk that I forgot to drink.
00:53:37I walked across the mountains and rivers.
00:53:41I was so drunk that I forgot to drink.
00:53:50Gold thief.
00:53:52I have been looking for you for a hundred lives.
00:53:57Today I finally know what you look like.
00:54:04You've been looking for me for so long, I knew this would happen.
00:54:30I didn't even get to drink a glass of water when I died.
00:54:43I'm such a terrible person.
00:55:05Who are you? Why are you dressed so warmly?
00:55:08I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:55:18King of the Underworld? You finally recognize me.
00:55:22I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:55:42I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:56:02I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:56:14I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:56:42I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:57:02I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:57:22I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:57:32I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:57:52I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:58:02I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:58:12I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:58:32I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:58:52I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:59:12I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:59:32I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:59:42I'm the King of the Underworld.
00:59:52I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:00:12I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:00:40I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:00:50I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:01:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:01:30I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:01:50I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:02:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:02:30I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:02:50I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:03:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:03:30I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:03:50I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:04:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:04:30I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:05:00I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:05:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:05:30I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:05:50I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:06:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:06:30I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:06:50I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:07:10I'm the King of the Underworld.
01:07:30Papa!
01:07:32My body!
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:36Ah!
01:07:38Ah!
01:07:40Ah!
01:07:42Ah!
01:07:44Ah!
01:07:46Ah!
01:07:48Ah!
01:07:50Ah!
01:07:52Ah!
01:07:54Ah!
01:07:56Ah!
01:07:58Ah!
01:08:00Ah!
01:08:02Ah!
01:08:04Ah!
01:08:06Ah!
01:08:08Ah!
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:18Ah!
01:08:24Ah!
01:08:26Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
01:08:35Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
01:08:38Do you dare to harm people again?
01:08:40I dare not. I'm sorry.
01:08:42E9, I'm sorry.
01:08:44E9, I found my dignity!
01:08:56A man's dignity is great!
01:09:06E9, you've found your dignity.
01:09:08I've regained one-third of my power.
01:09:11What happened?
01:09:14Don't kill me!
01:09:23Dad...
01:09:32Dad...
01:09:34Dad...
01:09:38I've never been a good son to you.
01:09:41I'll repay you in my next life.
01:09:46Dad...
01:09:57Dad...
01:09:59Dad...
01:10:01Dad...
01:10:03Dad...
01:10:05Dad...
01:10:07Dad...
01:10:09Dad...
01:10:11Dad...
01:10:13I haven't recovered yet.
01:10:15You should have told me earlier.
01:10:17I've cried my eyes out.
01:10:20My tears are useless.
01:10:26I...
01:10:27I was an orphan.
01:10:31I've never seen my parents.
01:10:33I've caused their family to be destroyed.
01:10:35I'm the one who abandoned them.
01:10:39It's all my fault.
01:10:41It's all my fault.
01:10:44But...
01:10:45I'll take good care of you two.
01:11:01I'm in jail.
01:11:03I'm still alive.
01:11:05I've regained all my power.
01:11:07I must save my daughter.
01:11:09Let's go.
01:11:38Yu-gi...
01:11:39A woman can be so crazy at dawn.
01:11:42It's really rare.
01:11:46Yu-gi is afraid of being ugly.
01:11:49Please close your eyes.
01:12:08Dad...
01:12:13Your Majesty, please leave this place as soon as possible.
01:12:15Guo Zhang is trying to take the throne.
01:12:17It's his conspiracy.
01:12:18He wants Your Majesty to swallow the Poisonous Dragon Pearl.
01:12:25I understand.
01:12:27If I don't want you, I'd rather die.
01:12:38Yu-gi...
01:12:46The Poisonous Dragon Pearl has been in your stomach for more than three days.
01:12:48It's time for you to open your eyes.
01:12:51There's a chance.
01:12:52Brother Wu!
01:12:53Go!
01:13:07No!
01:13:08No!
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01:14:12No!
01:14:13No!
01:14:14What?
01:14:15What did you do?
01:14:23Ah!
01:14:25No!
01:14:27No!
01:14:29No!
01:14:31Oh
01:15:02Give me your last breath.
01:15:07Please save me.
01:15:12Goddess of Mercy, please give me your last breath.
01:15:15Why don't you save me?
01:15:17Maybe it's not enough.
01:15:21Maybe it's useless.
01:15:23Give it to me.
01:15:32Ah!
01:15:41Ah!
01:15:48Ah!
01:15:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:15:55Ah!
01:15:59Let's see how many more lives you have.
01:16:01Ah!
01:16:03Ah!
01:16:06Ah!
01:16:08Ah!
01:16:10Ah!
01:16:12Ah!
01:16:14Ah!
01:16:16Ah!
01:16:18Ah!
01:16:20Ah!
01:16:22I can't draw your heart.
01:16:25But I can draw your kidney.
01:16:29Where's my kidney?
01:16:31Ah!
01:16:33Ah!
01:16:35Ah!
01:16:37Ah!
01:16:39Ah!
01:16:41Ah!
01:16:43Ah!
01:16:45Ah!
01:16:47Ah!
01:16:49Ah!
01:16:52My snake gallbladder has been given to him.
01:16:58Ah!
01:17:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:17:05Bitch!
01:17:07Golden Boy, I've been looking for you for a thousand years.
01:17:15I know.
01:17:18So, you can come to me whenever you want.
01:17:25I'm very satisfied now.
01:17:30If there's another life,
01:17:35I will come to you again.
01:17:41You have to recognize me.
01:17:47You get it?
01:18:11You get it?
01:18:13You get it?
01:18:18You get it?
01:18:20Ah!
01:18:22Ah!
01:18:24Ah!
01:18:26Ah!
01:18:42So, the last act of a lover
01:18:45is the last act of a lover.
01:18:51I want it.
01:19:06Ah!
01:19:08Ah!
01:19:10Ah!
01:19:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:03Shout it out when Ganzie stands up.
01:20:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:15Wow.
01:20:45What is that?
01:22:00金瞳,唔好傷心。玉女同福福,命該遭劫。你而家可以返天庭復職,成為紅顱羅漢。
01:22:16玉女都唔係多,我仲返去做乜嘢?我寧願留喺人間,斬妖除魔,對付貪污,為人類造福。
01:22:32你打算唔返仙界啦?
01:22:34係,我要留喺呢度。
01:22:38好。
01:22:46佢係玉女淨返僅有嘅一片魂魄,我將佢化成雀仔,永遠陪住你。
01:23:11共飲此杯。
01:23:41以後,不通就留喺塵世間,行俠仗義,濟世為懷。受過佢恩惠嘅人,個個都尊稱佢為濟公。